My Apartment Life

　　At six or seven o'clock in the evening, just before Zeng Xiaoxian's show started, several people sat in front of the TV.

　　At the beginning of this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian and the host Gao Lingfeng appeared. The two of them just briefly introduced the audience and sat on the middle table.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian must still be very nervous now. He seems to have camera phobia. If the camera hadn't been hidden in the dark, he might be in a cold sweat and couldn't even speak.

　　Fortunately, the stage was illuminated by spotlights, and the camera was running in the dark, making Zeng Xiaoxian not very clear.

　　"Wow~ Teacher Zeng is so handsome on camera~" Guan Gu exclaimed.

　　"That's right, don't even look at who he is." Lu Ziqiao came in from outside with a computer.

　　"Zi Qiao, what are you doing?" Guan Gu asked in confusion.

　　"Watch the show! We young people never watch TV, only live online."

　　"..." Guan Gu felt that the whole person was not well: "You can do such a thing of taking off your pants and farting?"

　　"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao pouted his lips in disdain, a mortal with fish lips, completely unaware of the importance of the challenge, and then took out something like glasses: "I can make sure that my eyes are not squint, and then I put on my headphones, and I can't hear it. your voice, ha~"

　　"...Is your internet speed good?!" Yu Mo asked speechlessly.

　　"I don't know yet, it's buffering." Lu Ziqiao looked at the circle above, anyway, every time Yu Ziye saw that circle, he wanted to hit someone.

　　Guan Gu also seemed to have thought of something, got up and walked to the study, as if he had called Yoyo to go.Yu Ziye was bored watching the opening remarks on the show, and suddenly the phone rang.

　　Yu Ziye picked it up and glanced at it, and it was Yifei's phone: "Hey, Yifei, why do you have time to call me? Are you watching the Hall of Fame now?"

　　The voice of Yifei came from the opposite side, and there seemed to be the sound of a car: "No, I'm done, I can be home in ten minutes at most. By the way, has Zeng Xiaoxian's show started?"

　　"It's still boring nonsense!" Yu Ziye responded, "You should be able to catch up with the second question if you come here now. He's very annoying."

　　"Oh, well, you wait for me to come back."

　　"Ah."

　　After hanging up the phone, Guan Gu and Youyou also came out of the study, and on the TV, Zeng Xiaoxian and Gao Lingfeng also began to chat.

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that you are also a host, what a coincidence!" When Gao Lingfeng spoke, he always had a domineering feeling, as if he wanted to put Zeng Xiaoxian's psychological pressure: "Then, why are you sitting here? ."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze: "Uh, didn't you ask me to do this here?"

　　Gao Lingfeng shook his head, but this situation made him even more satisfied, because Zeng Xiaoxian was nervous, and it was impossible not to hear such a joke: "If you answer the wrong answer, the first question is wrong."

　　"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood, no one told him that the answering questions had begun!

　　The opposite Gao Lingfeng laughed and said indifferently: "Just kidding, but I want to remind you that every word you say next is very important, and it is related to whether your answer is correct or not. .

　　I think you should be clear about the rules, but I have to say it again. If you answer a question correctly, you can choose to continue to answer the next question, but if you answer the next question incorrectly, you will lose everything you have gained.Or end the quiz and take the bonus.

　　Also, you have one and only three chances for help. a: On-site audience voting; b: Remove two wrong answers; c: Call for help outside the venue.

　　Now, I want to ask you, are you ready? "

　　"Yeah~" Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath and nodded heavily.

　　At this time, Gao Lingfeng officially started to answer the question: "Okay, please look at the big screen, the first question: Excuse me, how many nostrils does an average person have. a: 6.

　　b: 4;

　　c: 2;

　　d: 0 .."

　　"..." No matter Zeng Xiaoxian, even the audience watching the show and the audience in front of the TV were stunned. Although it was the first question, it was too simple, right?

　　Everyone is wondering if this is just a smoke bomb thrown by the show team, playing a word game or something.But look carefully, normal people, nostrils.There are no text traps!

　　Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's happy look, Gao Lingfeng couldn't help but smile and said, "Look at your appearance, you know the correct answer, then, please answer!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian raised his arm proudly, and decisively pressed the c option button in front. . .

　　There was this sigh at the scene. In a situation that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand at all, Gao Lingfeng said in surprise: "It's unbelievable, Zeng Xiaoxian actually pressed the off-site call for help in the first question."

　　"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "No! I choose C!"

　　Gao Lingfeng said with some schadenfreude: "Which one do you choose, just tell me directly, the help in front of you is for use. Well, let's start calling off-site help now."

　　Everyone watching the TV was going to be pissed off by Zeng Xiaoxian: "No way! With such a simple question, he actually used up the most reliable opportunity for help."

　　"Mr. Zeng must be too nervous." Zhang Wei explained helplessly, but everyone took out their mobile phones from 2.1 and waited for Zeng Xiaoxian's call.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian also had a hundred grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and he realized that the program team was also a pit.

　　Compared with on-site audience voting and removing two wrong answers, off-site help can be said to be the most reliable, and it was used in the simplest question.

　　After a few seconds, a bell rang here, and everyone slowly looked at Yu Ziye.

　　Yu Ziye picked it up helplessly: "Hey, Teacher Zeng."

　　"Hehe, Ziye, are you watching my show?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained a little speechlessly, this is just for a chat, you don't need to ask Yu Ziye to know.

　　Yu Ziye let out a breath: "Look, do you want to ask the answer? Choose b."

　　"...".

Chapter 489

　　"I know." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, rolled the eyes of the dead fish, and suddenly reacted: "Eh? Choose b? What are you kidding? Brother, I'm live broadcasting~"

　　"Who is joking with you?" Yu Ziye said calmly: "I have to say, you are really lucky, do you want to choose c? Then I tell you, you are wrong. People have four nostrils, two One is in the front and can be seen, and there are two invisible ones inside the head, called the retronasal nostrils. These two invisible nostrils are the degenerated nostrils, which are called 'funnels' in the xl language . Just like fish breathing, it is used to drain water."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth slightly, this is meow, does he believe in common sense or Yu Ziye's words?

　　Gao Lingfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian calmly and hung up the phone: "Then, please choose your answer, b or c."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian struggled for a while and sighed: "I choose b, four."

　　"Are you sure?" Gao Lingfeng looked at him in surprise. He didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to believe Yu Ziye to this extent.You know, if you ask the average person how many nostrils he has, he will definitely say two, you have to tell him four, believe it or not, he will work hard with you?

　　"I'm... sure." Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a while, but chose to nod.

　　Gao Lingfeng exhaled: "Congratulations, you got the right answer, you won a bonus of one thousand yuan."

　　"..."

　　Guan Gu, Zhang Wei and the others in front of the TV stared at the answer inside: "I'll go, it's really the correct answer!?"

　　Everyone slowly looked at Yu Ziye, Yu Ziye spread his hands: "Don't look at me, this is cold knowledge, there is not a theory now that the origin of all species comes from the sea, and the reason for this theory is , One of the reasons is because of these two nostrils, because humans have become terrestrial creatures, so these two nostrils have degenerated, and fish, a creature that still lives in water, still has two pairs of nostrils."

　　"Is this show group too dark?" Zhang Wei felt that the world was full of routines: "The first question is to set up such a big hole?"

　　Yu Ziye shrugged and said, "That's why I said Mr. Zeng was really lucky. He called for help from outside the venue, and happened to meet someone who knew me. Think about it, if he chose audience voting or What happens if you remove two wrong answers?"

　　If the audience votes, most people will definitely think that it is choice c.And if the two wrong answers are removed, Yu Ziye feels that it must be a or d to be removed, and Zeng Xiaoxian will still choose c.

　　"But then again, this program group is more gloomy than you think!" Yu Ziye sighed.

　　"How to say?"

　　"What do you think!" Yu Ziye said calmly: "Everyone knows that calling for help outside the venue is the most reliable way to ask for help, but he can obviously set the answer to a0, b2, c4, d6, such a pattern, but He has to turn it around and turn into a6, b4, c2, d0. It is nothing more than pitting Teacher Zeng to use off-site help. If someone tells him that there are 2, it is naturally wrong, and he has no chance. .

　　And if someone tells him the correct answer, then the external help will be used up, no matter what!There are more difficult questions in the back, which undoubtedly increases the chance of Mr. Zeng's failure. "

　　"..." After hearing Yu Ziye's remarks, they realized that the program team was much more ruthless than they thought.

　　For the first time, even if you set up a big pit, you still do this kind of routine.

　　After Zeng Xiaoxian answered the question correctly, he continued to answer the question. He glanced at the support group, and then a girl sat there, causing Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes to pop out.

　　Although this girl is holding the sign of Zeng Xiaoxian in her hand, Zeng Xiaoxian is still very confused, who is this?Why is she here?Where has Lu Ziqiao gone?

　　A set of quality three companies popped up in Zeng Xiaoxian's brain, and he didn't even hear Gao Lingfeng's words.

　　Knowing that Gao Lingfeng reminded him: "Zeng Xiaoxian, please make your choice."

　　"Ah? It started so soon?" Zeng Xiaoxian reacted, glanced at the screen, and found that the previous question was still the same, and he looked at Gao Lingfeng doubtfully.

　　Gao Lingfeng was helpless: "Do you choose to continue answering the questions, or take away the bonus?"

　　"I choose..." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the girl holding her name sign with a black line, and said speechlessly, "I choose to continue answering the question."

　　"Very good." Gao Lingfeng continued: "The first question just now is just a warm-up. This question will be a bit difficult. Let's look at the big screen now. Look at the second question. "Yueyang Tower" is a novel written by Fan Zhongyan, a writer of the Northern Song Dynasty. An essay, then, may I ask under what circumstances did Fan Zhongyan create this essay?

　　a: Feeling of playing;

　　b: look at painting and composition;

　　c: Creation after inspiration burst out of dreams;

　　d: Created out of imagination. "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid that the program team would trick him again, and he thought about it after he saw the topic clearly.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian remembered what happened that Valentine's Day. . .

　　It's Valentine's Day, which is supposed to be a very good day, of course, it's a pretty good day for couples.

　　But, after all, Valentine's Day is not a legal holiday, so that's why Yifei has no time.That's right, Yifei didn't have time, so Yu Ziyue was desperate to find the school's leaders at 580 o'clock.

　　In the end, Yifei was held back. The most important thing is that it is not a problem to spend Valentine’s Day together at night, but Yifei has to go to graduate class in the evening and can’t go home until ten o’clock, which makes it even more difficult. Yu Ziye was very depressed.

　　That's why Yu Ziye was pulled into the Valentine's Singles Brigade by a few single dogs in the apartment.

　　There are five members of this team, including Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, and Guan Gu Yu Ziye. Yu Mo has a job to go to work, and Youyou and Guan Gu haven't been together yet, so Zeng Xiaoxian needless to say.

　　But: "Lu Ziqiao, why are you following along? Isn't Valentine's Day your hunting day? You organize a shitty single dog team!"

　　Yu Ziye is very helpless, this product is very unscientific!It stands to reason that no one else would want to see them in the past few days, and they would organize a single dog brigade with Zeng Xiaoxian and a few others. I really can't imagine it.

　　"What do you know? This shows that I am a person who puts the public first and then the private." Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly: "Don't worry about this meaningless thing, Teacher Zeng, tell him that our slogan is what?"

　　"Make trouble, make trouble, make trouble." Zeng Xiaoxian roared a few words, and then found that several people were looking at him like this, he said weakly: "Then what, is it too middle school?"

　　"...".

Chapter 490

　　"It's more than the second year!" Yu Ziye complained fiercely: "Have you made a mistake, this Valentine's Day, you actually want to do something, what do you want to do?"