My Apartment Life
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Lu Ziqiao looked like she had been prepared a long time ago: "What we want to do is actually very simple. On this day, many lovers' restaurants will definitely be full. When we eat, we will go to the restaurant to occupy a seat for each person and be a light bulb or something. …”
"I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death on the spot." Yu Ziye complained weakly, such a shitty thing can be done, even if it doesn't cut you a meal, it's not bad.
"That's right, this move is too dangerous, and it's easy to kill people, so I refuse this move." Zeng Xiaoxian no longer had the aura he had when he was making trouble just now. Hearing what Lu Ziqiao said, he resolutely persuaded him. .
Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement: "Yes, you can't do this if you want to do something, or you will die miserably."
"Then what do you say?"
"Hey, this organization is what you want to pull in, don't tell me, you said that the establishment of a single dog brigade is just for this one thing?" Guan Gu said helplessly, he had a feeling of being deceived: "Then I Let's go and paint! It's quieter that way."
"Don't go!" Lu Ziqiao stopped him and said speechlessly: "Okay, okay! I just saw that everyone was very depressed this Valentine's Day, and I just took everyone to drink and drink together. No one stipulates that Valentine's Day must be affectionate. People! Right?!"
"It's not too bad." Yu Ziye thought this statement was quite reliable. Although Lu Ziqiao was telling the truth, the truth was more comfortable: "Let's go! Don't you want to drink? Go to the bar!"
"Aren't you afraid that others will show your affection there?!" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly, "Now it's a hard-hit area outside, I think it's better to be at home."
"What do you know? It's called Wangmei quenching thirst." Lu Ziqiao took Zeng Xiaoxian's words directly before anyone else could speak: "Mr. Zeng, if you are really afraid of seeing people show affection, then you really lose. At this time, we not only have to go out to drink, but also to drink openly, maybe we will meet one or two girls who are also relatively lonely ¨.!"
"Uh... this, what does it have to do with what you said about Wangmei quenching thirst?" Yu Ziye said weakly, then suddenly clutched his chest: "I'll go, you won't drink with us, and then put us Imagine being a girl, and then look to Mei to quench your thirst?"
As soon as Yu Ziye said this, whether it was Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei or Guan Gu, they couldn't help but stay away from Lu Ziqiao, for fear that he really thought so.
Asshole, I think of you as brother, you actually want to sleep with me?
Lu Ziqiao almost vomited blood in anger. He had never seen such a neurotic person before.
He said angrily: "I mean, if you get used to it, you won't be envious. It's not as bad as you think."
"Oh, that's fine." Yu Ziye patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "In that case, let's go!"
The group came to the bar in a mighty way, and sure enough, after going downstairs, almost all couples were walking around on the street, and the number of rose stands along the street had increased by an unknown amount.
After finally walking to the bar, I thought it would be safe to stay here. After all, everyone in this place is lonely for entertainment. Couples usually rarely come here, but they still see couples.
"There is a sour smell of love everywhere." Zeng Xiaoxian said sourly.
Lu Ziqiao patted his chest and said helplessly: "Oh~ Teacher Zeng, don't be so mourning! Let me tell you, since you joined the single dog team, I, as the captain, will naturally give you some benefits. of."
"Welfare? What's there? Moisturizing mask?" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "I know that someone has stuffed you several boxes of moisturizing masks around the corner just now. Don't try to fool me with that kind of thing."
Lu Ziqiao clicked his tongue twice: "How could I possibly take a shot at this kind of thing?"
"What is that?" Yu Ziye asked curiously.
Lu Ziqiao pointed to the bar and said calmly, "Looking at this bar, what did you see?"
"Couples! There are also Valentine's Day discount coupons." Zhang Wei said confidently.
"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao patted his forehead helplessly and pushed Zhang Wei: "What else do you have in mind other than discounts? It's an opportunity! A true master is good at spotting opportunities."
"What do you mean?" Guan Gu still didn't understand what Lu Ziqiao said.
"I ask you, do you think the sour smell of love is everywhere here?" Lu Ziqiao asked calmly.
"Yes what's the matter."
"That's right." Lu Ziqiao clapped his palms: "It's not just you who think so, have you seen those single girls? They also think so, this is the time when their hearts are open, as long as you grow up It's not ugly, and it won't speak like a stainless steel. Those girls are still happy to spend Valentine's Day with you, don't you think this is a good opportunity?"
"I'm going, really~" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and the expression on his face gradually became sleazy: "So, today's day won't be too sad?"
"You know? My benefits are good!" Lu Ziqiao said lightly, "So, don't doubt my brother, he is not just a legend."
"I don't want this benefit, can I be replaced by the leader of Yifei School and fall into the pit?" Yu Ziye said resentfully: "Hey, forget it, it really doesn't work, I'll still hold a plush doll, Qin!"
"Where did you get the plush toys?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked jokingly, Yifei is not a person who likes plush toys, so naturally there is no such thing in their room.
The expression on Yu Ziye's face froze: "Damn, doesn't that mean that I don't even have one to hold?"
"Hehehe~" A few people suppressed their laughter, but thinking that they had at least one girlfriend, they couldn't laugh anymore.
Just when Yu Ziye was depressed, a voice suddenly sounded from his side: "This handsome guy, do you have time?"
"..."
Everyone's expressions froze, and they looked at the girl, only to see the girl smiling and looking at Yu Ziye, Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, his eyes gleamed, and winked wildly at Yu Ziye.
Yu Ziye looked around and found that she was indeed talking to herself: "I shouldn't have! I have to buy a pillow and cry for a while."
"Really? You don't need a pillow. If you don't mind, I can lend you my shoulder. By the way, I'll treat you to a drink. How about you tell me your story?"
"...".
Chapter 491
With such a blatant statement, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his little heart couldn't take it anymore, hesitant, Yu Ziye just complained a little, and someone came over to talk to him, but he didn't find it after waiting for a long time.
Lu Ziqiao was still winking wildly at Yu Ziye, but Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Forget about the shoulders! I have a girlfriend, and her shoulders should be more fragrant."
"..."
The girl was 'disturbed' and left with her bag.No matter whether Yu Ziye has a girlfriend or not, but with such an obvious rejection, that girl will definitely not keep going like that.
In this situation, Lu Ziqiao was about to vomit blood. After she was far away, he patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder: "Hey, even if you don't want it, you can just give her to us? Why don't you just refuse?"
Yu Ziye scratched his face: "Then go! What's the use of just looking at it?"
"..." Lu Ziqiao frightened his forehead and sighed: "Okay! That... Teacher Zeng, and Guan Gu, Zhang Wei, I have already found a good target for you, don't say the brothers didn't take care of you, Pick one for yourself and try it!"
Lu Ziqiao pointed it out, according to Lu Ziqiao's standards, these should be pretty good.
Seeing how the few people didn't move at all, Lu Ziqiao almost vomited blood: "Hey, you guys are going! You guys still want to wait for someone to come and talk to you just like Midnight?!"
"Will it not be good?"
Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth: "Zhang Wei, come on, remember what I said, you can say things that no one understands, but don't say things that make people feel rude."
"Me?" Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, and really passed by. He glanced at a few people and saw their encouraging eyes, Zhang Wei tried to say hello: "Hi, beauty, alone ?"
"Yup!"
Zhang Wei opened his mouth nervously: "Well, if you mind, I just bought a bottle of wine, buy one get one free, can you drink this other bottle?"
"Oh, yes, thank you." The girl didn't refuse, she happily accepted it, she couldn't refuse the free one.
Zhang Wei looked at the girl and seemed quite depressed: "Beauty, I think you look unhappy, is there any difficulty? Maybe I can help you."
"It's nothing." The girl shook her head and said with some distress: "My friend asked me to buy something, but I lost half of the money she gave me. I have to paste it in a little bit, just a little unhappy."
Zhang Wei was a little confused: "What to buy?"
"A big doll, look, this is it." The girl gave Zhang Wei a look at the photo.
Zhang Wei rubbed his chin: "Well, I know there's a place that offers [-]% off plush toys. I happen to have this doll. Do you need me to take you there?"
"Really? Great, then take me there!"
Saying that, the girl grabbed the bag and dragged Zhang Wei to the outside.
Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Yu Ziye all stared at Zhang Wei and she went out holding hands: "This tm can also be done? Let's hang up?"
Lu Ziqiao looked like I knew it: "What am I talking about? Today is a good day. Even Zhang Wei can succeed. What are you afraid of?"
Zhang Wei's success seems to be declaring something to Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu quickly said: "Then I will try it too."
Guan Gu found a girl, then walked behind her and glanced at Lu Ziqiao and Yu Ziye. After being encouraged, he summoned the courage and said, "Hi, hello."
"Oh~ hello."
The girl turned around and smiled to greet the person she approached, but everyone's faces froze: "Yuyou? (Guan Gu)."
Guan Gu smirked: "Yu...Yuyou...Why are you here?!"
Youyou said speechlessly: "I thought it was boring in the apartment, so I came down, Guan Gu, are you alone?"
"Yes... yes!" Guan Gu said with a guilty conscience. Although he knew it was not good, he also wanted to find a partner.
"Let's sit together for a while then! It just so happens that I'm fine too."
Guan Gu was a little puzzled: "Didn't you go to catch the announcement?"
"Don't mention it." Youyou said dissatisfiedly, and then pointed to herself: "Look, I even changed my clothes, and after a minute of filming, I died, won't I come back? Really? I have nothing to do, I can only sit in the bar."
Guan Gu twitched the corners of his mouth: "No wonder we don't recognize you from behind..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
Guan Gu and Youyou chatted, and all of a sudden, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Yu Ziye looked at each other, Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly, "Lu Ziqiao, don't you even know your little aunt?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a guilty conscience: "How can you blame me? Who made my little aunt suddenly change her clothes! Her style of dressing before was not like this."
Yu Ziye pouted: "Come on! It's a pity that you didn't strike up a conversation yourself, or Yoyo would pinch your ears and walk around the bar. I'll see how you can pick up girls."
Thinking of that scene, even Lu Ziqiao couldn't help shivering, don't say it, it's too bad: "So what, Teacher Zeng, there are only two of us left, I have to act, I have prepared the opportunity for you. Now, it's up to you whether you can catch it or not."
"Eh? Isn't there another one?" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Yu Ziye with some dissatisfaction.
Lu Ziqiao is like looking at the mentally retarded: "If you are not afraid of being killed by Yifei, introduce one to him. I see if you will survive."
Zeng Xiaoxian also shuddered: "That's fine, I'll try it too."
Yu Ziye sighed, so in the end, this single dog brigade was just disbanded, right?How about a drink with you?What about brotherhood? !
What's even more pitiful is that on Valentine's Day, there are actually couples who can't celebrate the festival, but those who don't have a couple have already started to celebrate. I have to say that this shitty world wants to harass you, and you can't hide.
Yu Ziye gloomily took a sip of water, and suddenly felt someone walking behind him.Yu Ziye thought it was a conversation again: "I don't drink, I don't have a story, I have a girlfriend, don't ask where my girlfriend is, I just didn't show up because I was busy."
"..."
Yu Ziye felt that she was still behind, and looked back with some dissatisfaction and said, "Hey, I didn't tell you... I'll go, Teacher Zeng? Why are you back?"
Isn't Zeng Xiaoxian behind him?At this time, his face was full of wine, and he was reluctant to wipe the wine with a paper, and it took less than three minutes before and after.
"What's the matter, little brother?" Yu Ziye asked in surprise.
"Don't ask, it's just that the girl is married and just met her husband."
"...".
Chapter 492
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