My Apartment Life

　　Yifei asked in a daze: "Who is it!"

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian." Yu Ziye said angrily: "Don't worry about him, that kid should have been in a bad mood recently, and you help me kill him tomorrow."

　　"Oh~ good." Yi Fei snorted and agreed, saying that it would definitely kill him.

　　However, the next second, Yi Fei's cell phone rang again, Yi Fei was helpless, didn't even look at anyone in a daze, and picked it up: "Hello?"

　　"Yifei, give me the phone number to Ziye!"

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian?" Yifei almost vomited blood: "Why are you again, what are you trying to do?"

　　"This matter is really important. If I can't figure it out, I'm going to be laid off."

　　"Ah~~~" Yifei turned over helplessly and threw the phone to Yu Ziye: "Here, Zeng Xiaoxian found you, quickly help him solve it, or this bastard will probably call the landline outside the door. My mother is going to beat him to death tomorrow, so don't stop me."

　　"Yes, help me solve it, or I'll make a landline call."

　　"Okay, stop bbw, hurry up and talk about things." Yu Ziye was so angry that he almost flew over to kill him: "If you don't talk within a minute, you will never talk about 2.1."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief: "It's like this, I received an audience, he asked me if I could deal with emotional problems, I said yes..."

　　"Let's talk about the main point." Yu Ziye doesn't have time to listen to him tell stories now. Isn't it good for him to sleep in bed in the middle of the night?Who wants to listen to your painful story.

　　"Okay, I'll talk about the main point." Zeng Xiaoxian knew that Yu Ziye was on the verge of collapse now, and did not dare to stimulate him again, so he said it again.After Yu Ziye silently listened to what he said, he finally understood what happened.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian heard that there was no sound from Yu Ziye's side, and thought he didn't hear clearly, or fell asleep again: "Brother, don't sleep yet! I'm really in a hurry..."

　　"Shut up." Yu Ziye said, thinking about it. .

Chapter 494

　　To put it simply, the buddy who called Zeng Xiaoxian's hotline fell in love with a girl, and this girl was a Chinese girl. When chatting on the Internet tonight, this buddy wanted to make a good impression.After chatting and chatting, he got excited and confessed to the girl directly.

　　Yes, it is the feeling that comes, it can't be stopped, and it will be confessed in a flash.This girl!Seeing that this is too hasty, I left him a difficult problem to let this buddy guess her nickname.A special reminder was also given: Hokuriku.

　　So, this buddy couldn't sleep, so he thought about it over and over again, and checked it on the Internet. It turned out that except for some company information, there was nothing else about the northern land.

　　This dude is also smart, knowing that if this is the case, it must have nothing to do with this girl's nickname.

　　Inadvertently, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian Your Moon My Heart program, which marked an emotional program. He simply died and became a living horse doctor. He simply asked this 'emotional expert', and if he could help If he holds the beauty back, he will sponsor Zeng Xiaoxian's program for a sponsorship, and the amount is not low.

　　But Zeng Xiaoxian is not a Chinese major!Not the one who brushes the pen, how could he know?So, he remembered Yu Ziye and called.

　　"Brother, please hurry up! My phone editor is still wrangling with him! If I don't answer the phone, I will kneel here." Zeng Xiaoxian is quite anxious now.

　　Yu Ziye touched his chin and let out a breath: "Do you know that girl's name?"

　　"I don't know, I just heard the audience call her Xueer! What's the matter? But when the audience asked the girl, they told her that Xueer's name was not her nickname."

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "Okay! I know, her nickname is Dong'er, hurry up and tell him! By the way, remember to put on your body armor tomorrow, I can only help you here."

　　"Ah?! What body armor? Is that really the answer? Hey..."

　　Before Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Yu Ziye hung up immediately, and turned off his phone, and by the way, turned off Yifei's phone, and then rubbed Yifei's face and fell asleep.

　　The next afternoon, the outside was still covered in silver, and the snow never stopped.

　　Yu Ziye and Yi Fei are watching TV next to a heater!Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in, and there was a cold current as he rushed in.

　　You know, this is indoors, and the air conditioner is on, so Yu Ziye and Yifei didn't wear much clothes, so the cold air penetrated directly into their Tianling cover.

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian, what's wrong with you! You don't know how to close the door when you come in!" Yifei shuddered, roared in dissatisfaction, and then stood up: "Also, last night, your inexplicable phone call caused me trouble. I haven't slept well, you die for me! A flash..."

　　"click~"

　　"Ah~"

　　Yu Ziye covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it anymore. Poor Zeng Xiaoxian, who just came in and didn't say a word, was beaten up by Yifei. Following his screams, Yu Ziye estimated that even if he was wearing a bulletproof vest, I guess it's all explained here.

　　Yifei let out a sigh of relief, and after venting for a while, her temper finally improved a lot: "Tell me! What's going on now!"

　　"No..." Zeng Xiaoxian groaned and climbed from the ground to the sofa: "I'm here to announce the good news!"

　　"What's the good news?" Yu Ziye asked speechlessly.

　　"Yesterday... that person really voted for sponsorship last night, hahaha~ I'm finally not at the bottom."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, this is not their joy, tell them a yarn!

　　Having said this, Zeng Xiaoxian has forgotten the pain in his body.Compared to being able to get sponsorships, what's the point of being beaten up? !There is always a price to be paid for doing things!Zeng Xiaoxian is very open: "However, Ziye, how do you know that girl's nickname is Dong'er!? You know each other before?"

　　"You didn't tell me who that girl was, where did I meet?!"

　　"Oh~" Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it too: "Then how do you know? Does the word Beilu have anything to do with Donger?"

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes and said calmly: "Since you say that people are Chinese, you must think from the perspective of ancient writing. In ancient writing, Beilu is another name for winter. Five, Astronomy, Seven Luminaries", the day follows the ecliptic eastward, one day and one night travels once, three hundred and sixty-five days, there are strange and Zhoutian. Traveling to the east is called spring... Traveling to the north is called winter.

　　You said that people are called Xueer by others, but her nickname is not this, it means that her nickname is a syllable!Not what is Dong'er?Call it winter? "

　　"Cultural people are just different, they are so literary when they take their nicknames." Zeng Xiaoxian clicked his tongue twice, still in a pretty good mood.

　　Yu Ziye glanced at him: "Mr. Zeng, if you get sponsorship, this month's bonus is quite high, right?"

　　"It's okay, hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smirked.

　　Yu Ziye said calmly, "If that's the case, why don't you invite a guest?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's heart suddenly burst, and he said with a sad face: "Boss, do it lightly."

　　"Ok." Yu Ziye smiled and saw that Zeng Xiaoxian was relieved to get up and go out, Yu Ziye whispered: "He meows, I won't kill your crotch today, so that you disturb my sleep. "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's feet were soft, and he almost fell over and fled directly.

　　. . . . . .

　　Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, looked at the countdown, and there was still time, he looked at Gao Lingfeng: "I know the answer, choose d, the fourth."

　　"The fourth?" Gao Lingfeng looked at him suspiciously, then looked at the audience and said, "Everyone, he chose d, then, congratulations, you got it right."

　　"Oh~~"

　　There was fierce applause from the audience, and this level of excitement was indeed enough to make one person burn!

　　Gao Lingfeng asked unexpectedly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I remember that you are not from the Chinese department, right? What is your reason for choosing D? Did you guess it, or did you already know it?"

　　"No." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled: "I am the host of an emotional show. In my career, there was a listener who caught up with his girlfriend because of this word, so I still remember it deeply. ."

　　"It turned out to be so, it is indeed lucky enough, then, congratulations again to you Zeng Xiaoxian, you have won a bonus of [-] yuan." Gao Lingfeng took the lead in applauding again. . . .

Chapter 495

　　"Wow~"

　　Everyone in the apartment jumped up excitedly again. Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, but in reality, less than a minute passed. In this short period of time, he has solved the problem, which is indeed worth celebrating.

　　"Very good, Teacher Zeng has answered it."

　　Yu Ziye looked at a few people, smiled and reminded Yifei: "Yifei, you forgot? Last time this guy called us several times at night, and then you beat him up the next day. , and then we had a good meal and slaughtered him."

　　"..." Yifei thought about it for a while, but still didn't remember: "I can't remember, have I beat him?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's eyes narrowed, and he couldn't laugh or cry, okay!Yifei beat him too many times, if he remembered each time, then Yifei would be guilty of guilt.

　　At the end of the topic, everyone's doubts came: "But, why are the first few nicknames for snow? I've never heard of it."

　　Yu Ziye explained lightly: "Because all of these have their origins, for example, the first one, silver sand, comes from the poem 'The wind blows the jade trees on both sides of the strait, and the bright moon shines on the silver sand', a poet of the Tang Dynasty. Wei Zhuang wrote "Night Snow Rafting South Stream"."

　　"Weizhuang? I haven't heard of it." A few people thought about it and then gave up. They had never heard of this poet, but they had heard of Li Bai and Du Fu.

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally didn't go to fight them, but continued: "The next Yunjiao is from 'Yu Ruan Yunjiao, auntie' in Zhao Ding's "Butterfly Loves Flowers in Spring with Snow". Shoot the skin clean'.

　　There is a third one, Ning Yu, which comes from the 'unique Ning Yu posture, virtuous without sacrificing' in "Xue Zan" written by Shen Yue of the Southern Dynasties.However, these poets are not very famous, so these poems are not known by many people, so the host said that this question is very difficult, which is true. "

　　Yifei looked at Yu Ziye strangely: "My dear, you won't be the reincarnation of Conan, will you?"

　　Yu Ziye raised his eyebrows and asked happily, "Are you saying that my IQ has exploded?"

　　"No..." Yifei asked weakly, "That kid Conan has learned everything in xwy, what the hell is going on in your head, you didn't stay in xwy, did you?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's expression froze for a moment. Of course he knew this stalk, and at the same time he said depressedly: "This is called knowledge, what do you know? In this day and age, things that are bloody and violent are no longer allowed, so sometimes, we When I write about blood, I always say 'how many times to score', um, no, it's called the blood-stained river, doesn't it feel a little tragic and artistic?"

　　"..."

　　"So, you wrote this thing just to not be harmonious?" Yi Fei asked speechlessly: "I believe you, you bad old man is very bad."

　　"Cough cough~ Let's watch the show!" Yu Ziye pointed to the TV series.

　　In the show, Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy, but at the same time he was a little nervous about the following topics.Gao Lingfeng also made a special circle around Zeng Xiaoxian: "Oh~ Zeng Xiaoxian, you did a good job. The [-] yuan bonus is not a small number. Do you choose to continue answering the questions, or stop the competition and take away the bonus?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was still hesitating, as Gao Lingfeng said, [-] yuan is not a small number, as long as he shook his head now, he would be able to take the [-] yuan and return to the apartment gloriously.

　　In the same way, he can use the [-] yuan to continue, until the next question is wrong and disappointed, he still answers correctly and continues.

　　In the apartment on the other side, Guan Gu also said nervously: "Mr. Zeng, come on! I bought five yuan and you won!"

　　"Five dollars? When did you press it?" Youyou asked in confusion.

　　"This afternoon!" Guan Gu explained: "Downstairs, Xiao Hei opened the market. He said that if Teacher Zeng loses in Teacher Zeng's show tonight, he will lose [-] to [-], and if he wins, he will lose [-] to [-]."

　　Zhang Wei was shocked by this at the time: "You dare to play such outrageous odds, what if you lose?"

　　"Uh~~" Yifei blinked: "Then what, don't you lose five dollars if you lose?!"

　　"..."

　　When Zhang Wei thought about it, it seemed to be true. Yu Ziye wanted to complain when he was watching TV before: "Damn, this time Xiao Hei is going to lose a lot, and it is estimated that even his pants will be taken out."

　　Xiao Hei opened the market, and the odds were so outrageous that he would have to pay more than [-] yuan just for Guan Gu!This is still a five-dollar account. If someone presses one hundred or two hundred, he will really go bankrupt.

　　Zhang Wei became anxious as soon as he thought about it: "Damn, Guan Gu, you don't want to call me with this kind of game. If I go to press five yuan, if Teacher Zeng wins, won't I be able to earn two hundred and fifty times? "

　　Guan Gu looked at him speechlessly: "What challenge did you do with Zi Qiao in the afternoon, and you missed it to watch the joke, who's to blame!?"

　　Zhang Wei can be said to be beating his chest now!What the hell is this! ?If you don't help Lu Ziqiao, will it be the end?