My Apartment Life

　　But there is no regret medicine in this world, even if he wants to suppress it now, it is impossible.

　　Continuing to watch the program on TV, Zeng Xiaoxian was really tangled, and he had been entangled for a while: "... I choose to continue answering the question."

　　"Okay." Gao Lingfeng didn't know whether he was showing sarcasm or admiration, but he still said calmly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you have now won a bonus of [-] yuan, and you have used up an opportunity to call for help. The reward for the next question is , [-] yuan. Please listen to the question.

　　A normal corn, without considering other unexpected circumstances, which of the following options is most likely to be the number of kernels in a corn.

　　a: 152 grains;

　　b: 141 grains of fragrant;

　　c: 137 capsules;

　　d: 133 capsules.Please answer. "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood when he saw such a perverted topic. What a fucking topic, it's shameless, right?

　　Not only did Zeng Xiaoxian want to die when he heard this topic, but he also wanted to kill the show team when he heard this topic in the apartment.

　　Yifei suddenly thought of something: "Dear, we counted the number of corn kernels last time, how many are there?"

　　"One hundred and seventy-three." Yu Ziye remembered it very clearly, because at that time he wrote one hundred and seventy-three 'I love you', almost blinding him.

　　"Aren't you too boring?" Zhang Wei said speechlessly.

　　"What do you know?" Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, last time it was to deal with Yifei's classmate Amanda, of course, the more boring the better.

　　"However, none of the answers are correct! Don't you have to choose the closest one, one hundred and fifty-two?" Yu Mo looked at the numbers above and felt that they were all right. .

Chapter 496

　　"Can't you say that?!" Yu Ziye was still more rational, anyway, he certainly wouldn't think that he counted the number of corn kernels once, and he was the closest one: "The corn is big or small, and the number of grains is naturally more or less. , if you really want to say, all the numbers in these answers are possible?"

　　Yifei thought about it for a while, and asked in a puzzled way: "Since it's possible, why are they so sure? There must be an answer that is the most likely."

　　"Pay attention to the review." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, he glanced at Yifei: "Didn't it say above? Without considering other unexpected circumstances, that is, eating, falling, or other reasons Any factor that causes the reduction of corn kernels cannot be counted."

　　"Damn, who can withstand this?" Yifei's head was covered in black lines: "Who knows if this corn kernel will be bitten by insects?"

　　"..."

　　"No, you can know." Yu Ziye complained weakly.

　　"why?"

　　"You'll know then."

　　"..."

　　After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he didn't speak again, and the sale was so good that they wanted to beat people.

　　But even if Yu Ziye messed around, Zeng Xiaoxian's side was more nervous than them, because this question was a bit perverted.Although Yu Ziye and Yi Fei also counted the number of corn kernels last time, it is not the same as this, right?

　　However, after a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian's mind became active, because he thought of one thing.

　　You remember one time. . .

　　3602 is holding a conference, why!It is Lu Ziqiao. I don't know how much I used for the phone bill last month, and it can be found that at least two-thirds of them are called by Lu Ziqiao.

　　Sometimes, you can see how many times Lu Ziqiao hunts in a month and the phone bill for this month. Anyway, as long as the phone bill has obviously exceeded the standard, Lu Ziqiao must be very active this month.

　　Last month was the same, but last month it was Zhang Wei, the stingy guy who paid the phone bill. Seeing that it was worth his phone bill for at least two weeks, his eyes popped out.

　　"I protest, Zi Qiao is a crazy person. Every month he makes calls like a big money. Every time he uses it casually, can you limit it?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu don't care, anyway, the phone bill is only a small amount, and the utility bill is the real big one.But Lu Ziqiao really went too far: "Then don't just talk about it! You call everyone here, how do you want to solve it! Mark it down."

　　Zhang Wei was choked, he just called up to protest, he really didn't think of any other way: "Well... can you tell Zi Qiao, I heard him call a girl last night, saying To fall asleep listening to her voice... I'm not stingy, but it's not necessary to waste it, so don't waste it so much, right?"

　　"Will your conscience not hurt when you say this?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained speechlessly.

　　"Why does my conscience hurt? Why, it's not me who was wasted." Zhang Wei said so confidently that he almost argued with Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"No..." Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly, "I mean, you said 'I'm not stingy either'."

　　"..."

　　Zhang Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, hesitant, how could such a person still be alive? !What good will it do you to expose me like this?

　　Guan Gu reluctantly patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Forget it, it is indeed Ziqiao who is wrong, let's talk to him!"

　　"Why didn't Zhang Wei tell him himself? He wanted us to be that bad guy." Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

　　"I'm not embarrassed!" Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed: "Because Ziqiao just invited me to drink yesterday."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu are both speechless, this is the so-called cannibalism!Dare to love, Lu Ziqiao also had a premeditated plan. Just knowing that Zhang Wei was going to complain about the phone bill, he invited him to drink in advance, this scheming bitch.

　　"Brothers, I'm back."

　　Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.Lu Ziqiao's voice suddenly came from outside the door, Zhang Wei hurriedly called and said, "It's just right, he's back, I'll avoid it for a while, you remember to tell him."

　　After speaking, Zhang Wei went into the room and hid, for fear that Lu Ziqiao would see that he had ordered it.

　　Lu Ziqiao came in from the door, saw Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa, and greeted enthusiastically, "Oh, where are you all? Hey, where's Zhang Wei!"

　　"He's in the room, why are you looking for him?" Guan Gu glanced at him and found something in his hand: "What is in your hand?"

　　"Some good things." Lu Ziqiao put the things down on the table and shouted towards Zhang Wei's room: "Zhang Wei, come out quickly, there is a bargain for you, do you want it?"

　　"What's cheap?"

　　Zhang Wei was called out at once. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu opened the bag curiously and found a large bottle inside, which contained two large bottles of yellow liquid, which looked like urine.

　　But for them who have been in bars for a long time, they recognized it at a glance: "This is? Beer, Ziqiao, what are you doing with so much wine?"

　　"I didn't buy this." Lu Ziqiao came over and took out two large buckets of beer: "Hey, I got this from an agricultural college girl. With these two buckets, we don't have to buy beer for at least a month. ."

　　"Loose beer?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "Beer doesn't need a few dollars, what's the use of you cheating on this?"

　　"Who said you don't need a few dollars." Zhang Wei happily took out a few disposable cups from the kitchen, and forgot about the phone bill: "The beer in the bar is [-] yuan a cup!"

　　"Then you can refill it!" Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at him.

　　"That's still more expensive than mine, I don't need money." Lu Ziqiao took the cup that Zhang Wei handed over: "Come on, try it, this chick made it by herself, it is said that it tastes good, you try it."

　　"Really? Then I have to try it." Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian became interested. He drank a lot of beer, but if it was home-brewed, it would definitely be a little different than the ones on the market. Of course he had to try it.

　　After speaking, he took the cup that Lu Ziqiao handed over, looked at the beer inside, and smelled it.Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, "Brother, this isn't white wine. There's no need to smell it, right?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian drank it speechlessly and exhaled: "It seems to be no different from ordinary beer!"

　　"There are still some differences, isn't this stuffed with corn?" Guan Gu also took a sip and asked uncertainly.

　　"Okay! Dude, can you drink this?" Lu Ziqiao was a little surprised: "As expected of the descendant of the cooking family! This tongue is not long in vain."

　　"Hahaha~ That's right." Guan Gu was very happy to hear the praise. .

Chapter 497

　　"No, no... I can't drink any more. I drink so much wine during the day, like a fool." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand with a big tongue, saying that he would not drink anymore, and one of the big buckets had already Almost empty.

　　It was agreed that there would be no need to buy alcohol for at least a month, but how much money was it agreed that this thing was worth less?In less than an hour, this thing was done upside down.

　　"Hey, one more thing, Mr. Zeng, come and fuck him." Lu Ziqiao said that he was going to throw Zeng Xiaoxian, but he stopped him directly: "Stop, don't fall, I have a live broadcast tonight! I was thinking about it. I'm ready, now I guess I'll sleep through the night."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed Lu Ziqiao away, he meows, and if he drinks it again, they will become alcoholics.

　　"I don't have to go to work at night, give it to me, I'll drink it." Zhang Wei also grabbed the vat with his big tongue and poured it directly into his mouth.

　　Among them, Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao drank the least. Although they were a little drunk, at least they were still conscious. Seeing Zhang Wei's brutal appearance, Lu Ziqiao asked in amazement, "What's wrong with Zhang Wei? Did you lose your love again? Why? Why is it so ferocious."

　　"Hehehe~" Guan Gu laughed silently: "He always drinks milk when he is brokenhearted. What have you seen him drink?"

　　"Yeah! Then why is that? 1"

　　"Who told you to call so frequently every day. I just went to pay the phone bill today. If he doesn't drink it back, do you think he might stop?" Guan Gu explained to Lu Ziqiao speechlessly.

　　Lu Ziqiao almost vomited blood, okay?This is very Zhang Wei. It turned out that he wanted to take the advantage back from him: "Okay, Zhang Wei, come here, brother will pour you some wine, you can drink it slowly, these are all yours, there is still more after drinking."

　　"Why are you drinking so much alcohol?" Guan Gu asked Lu Ziqiao in surprise.

　　Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said calmly: "The girl in the agricultural college's research topic is corn, and according to her, corn starch or something can be brewed. She wants to brew some to earn some pocket money, but she is usually busy with research, and the thing to make money is. It was stranded, but I made a lot of beer again, no way, wouldn't it be cheaper for me?"

　　"How much did she brew?"

　　"It's not much, we, it seems to be one-fifth of it!"

　　"..."

　　Hemp egg, isn't that too much?Even if it is given to them, when will they have to drink?

　　Perhaps still seeing Guan Gu's doubts, Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Of course it's not too much, you have to think about it, her original intention is to sell it, so this wine should be considered normal!"

　　"Uh~" Guan Gu thought about it, and it seems that there is nothing wrong. If people want to use it for wholesale in the store, this wine is bought by the ton, and that wine is really enough to stuff the teeth.

　　"So, drink whatever you want! I'll ask that chick to ask for it after drinking, you're welcome." Lu Ziqiao patted his chest vigorously. He didn't seem to care about this thing at all.

　　Guan Gu shook his head, this thing, you can't drink much even if you just drink it!

　　Zhang Wei completely forgot about the phone bill. Anyway, the free beer seems to be enough to compensate his little heart.

　　It's just that maybe Zhang Wei made this matter too simple. Lu Ziqiao brought the wine back every time, and they could drink as much as they wanted.

　　Just two weeks later, Lu Ziqiao brought back the beer again, and when it was poured out, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei smelled it and spit it out.

　　"Ouch~" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei really almost vomited.

　　"No, I won't drink it anymore." Zeng Xiaoxian held back the tumbling in his stomach: "For the past two weeks, you have been drinking us every day, what do you mean?!"

　　"Don't! There are still dozens of barrels! If you don't drink it, it will expire."

　　"It's long overdue!" Zhang Wei roared, this stuff won't last long in bulk, it's been two weeks, do you still want them to finish drinking it?

　　"How is that possible." Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "The little girl herself said that this wine can be kept for a month!"

　　"..."

　　The three of them almost turned into hammers. At this moment, Yu Ziye came in from the door: "Hey, everyone is here! Just in time, I met Auntie Bo from the street office downstairs, Mr. Zeng. He asked me to tell you, the neighborhood committee. To organize a loving visit activity in a nursing home, you several directors and deputy directors of the Residents Committee should take the lead...