My Apartment Life

　　"Really? Let me guess, does he have a router at his feet? Or a socket."

　　Yu Ziye touched his nose: "Unfortunately, both are there."

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　　"Pfft, hahaha~ That is indeed, something that has mastered the lifeblood of life. He is the boss, and there is nothing wrong with it."

　　Yifei leaned forward and back with a smile, but Yu Ziye sighed: "Then, I taught him a lesson."

　　"why?"

　　"The layout is too small." Yu Ziye said calmly: "If there is a router at my feet, I dare to ask them to call them Dad, and if they add a socket, they will have to call them Grandpa, but he actually just calls him Boss? You? Speaking of this pattern, is it too small? I dare not admit that this is my student, is it so stupid?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei directly sprayed it out, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "Okay, okay! You are amazing, hahaha~ I have to call you grandpa. I guess they usually have to invite you to drink a bottle of water, so that you don't have to drink water. Give them little shoes."

………………

　　"It's a pity, when I was studying, there was no router and no mess of sockets." Yu Ziye spread his hands, but they still had to call my father.

　　"Are you sitting on the edge of the toilet?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines: "Even if I sit on the edge of the toilet, I can still block the door and prevent people from entering? I can imagine it! Really."

　　"Then what good things do you have?"

　　"I was sitting by the window, and I remember the window was so high back then that I could hide under the wall of the window with a swipe of my neck, and they could only shiver in the cold wind, so every time I opened the window to ventilate , they all have to be called Daddy."

　　"I'll go, you're really hurting others and not doing yourself a favor!" Yifei twitched the corners of her mouth. Suddenly, her eyes rolled, and she hugged Yu Ziye's neck: "Dear, can we discuss something?"

　　"What bad things do you want me to do?" Yu Ziye asked silently: "As long as it's not shopping, everything else is easy to say."

　　"Don't worry, it's not shopping." Yifei said with a whimper.

　　"what is that?"

　　"Tomorrow night, we have a meeting in our school. I'm missing a dance partner. You can go with me!"

　　"Then you have to go!" Yu Ziye agreed without thinking: "Just kidding, the dance partner of the friendship, if you don't look for me, who are you looking for?"

　　"..."So.

Chapter 783

　　"Very good, husband, I love you to death." Yifei kissed Yu Ziye's face, looking very happy, which made Yu Ziye very baffled.

　　He touched the cheek kissed by Yi Fei, a little surprised: "Yi Fei, don't you like me calling your wife? Why, do you think I would like you to be called my husband? Also, what do I think? There is something wrong with you today! Isn't it just a sorority? As for being happy like this?"

　　"It's not you yet." Yifei patted Yu Ziye's chest and said dissatisfiedly: "There have been three sorority meetings and two sports meetings before, and I have been absent from them. Do you know that I actively participated in the school's organization A big event will help improve your qualifications.”

　　"How come I've never heard of this kind of thing?" Yu Ziye scratched his head: "I've only heard that improving one's knowledge can improve one's qualifications, but I haven't heard that participating in large-scale events can improve one's qualifications."

　　"I mean, what do you want to be familiar with in front of the leaders? My short-term goal is to be the dean of the college. I must not be familiar with those leaders!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was a little bit pained and speechless: "Okay! However, I can understand the school friendship and need to find a dance partner, but the college sports meeting, you can go to this without me, right? Why can't you participate?"

　　"Aiya~ The projects that the teacher participates in generally require cooperation. For example, two-person three-legged, [-]-meter relay, or some other things, except for long-distance running, you must find someone to cooperate with. I am not looking for you, do I still look for you? Anyone else?"

　　"Isn't there a female PE teacher?" Yu Ziye asked weakly.

　　He understood what Yifei meant, the female teacher couldn't keep up with her rhythm, or in other words, no female teacher participated in the sports meeting at all.You thought you were a student!Also require the all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor?Female teachers generally do not participate in sports meetings.

　　Therefore, she can only participate in the men's group, but these sports that require more physical contact, she can't find those male teachers, right?

　　"Hehehe, I'm sorry, according to the school's regulations, physical education teachers are judges. People can't be a referee and an athlete at the same time, right?"

　　"Okay, okay!" Yu Ziye was speechless: "I owe you what I owe you. In the future, I will try to spare as much time as possible to accompany you in some extracurricular activities."

　　"That's right!" Yi Fei was very satisfied.

　　The two chatted and came to the bar downstairs. Yifei asked the manager for this month's financial statement of the bar, and was going to find a place to look.

　　The two found that Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were both sitting on the sofa, and Zeng Xiaoxian was also holding a notebook, not knowing what he was doing.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei simply stopped looking for a place and sat down beside them.

　　Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian greeted each other, and Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly said expectantly, "There is a prize and tell me my strengths and strengths."

　　Lu Ziqiao looked Zeng Xiaoxian up and down: "I won't speak against my conscience."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened, but thinking of his own situation, he silently took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and put it in front of him.

　　Lu Ziqiao pretended that nothing had happened, put away the money, squinted and thought about it before saying, "Actually, you have many advantages, such as being strong and brave, being a good person, and persevering."

　　"Humhahaha..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly and pushed Lu Ziqiao: "Am I that good?"

　　Yifei shook her head helplessly: "I said, Zi Qiao, why don't you just raise a finger and put it on your head?"

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao didn't understand a little, so he did it as he did, and found that he was like a sand sculpture: "What's the point of doing this?"

　　Yifei explained calmly: "If you talk nonsense with your eyes open, you are not afraid of being struck by lightning? Why don't you hurry up and make a lightning rod to avoid being punished by heaven."

　　Yu Ziye burst out laughing, and was overjoyed by Yifei's words.

　　"Go, how can people talk nonsense, how could they be struck by lightning?"

　　"That's right, I'm not talking nonsense, how did I get struck by lightning?"

　　"Isn't this nonsense?" Yifei despised him.

　　Yu Ziye leaned into Yifei's ear and said in a low voice, "I think what Ziqiao means is, being strong and brave, being cuckolded for so many years, and still alive, isn't that strong and brave?"

　　"Pfft~" Yifei laughed out loud, and Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly, "Are you smiling?"

　　"Nothing? Hahaha~" Yifei rushed into Yu Ziye's arms and whispered, "I think it makes sense, hahaha~"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian always felt that Yi Fei's eyes were very malicious, Yi Fei glanced at him, and continued to talk to Yu Ziye in a low voice: "How about being a good person?"

　　"Nonsense, every time he wants to fall in love, doesn't the girl just tell him, are you a good person?"

　　"Yes, yes." Yifei nodded, thinking of this point: "What about perseverance?"

　　"Well, this is a big deal." Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Thickness is also a manifestation of perseverance. Of course, if it is the most intuitive point, last time in the restaurant he and Guan Gu had a stalemate for six hours. In the end, Guan Gu couldn't bear it anymore, he went to pay the bill, and he successfully got free food."

　　"I'm going, there's still such a story!"

　　"That's not..." Yi Fei nodded and clasped her fists: "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, we wrongly blamed you, you deserve all these advantages, hahaha~"

　　Yifei still couldn't help laughing, her apology was like a joke, making Zeng Xiaoxian's whole person unwell.

　　"You better stop talking!" Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly, and then looked at Lu Ziqiao happily: "Then let's talk about it, what are my specialties?"

　　"You..." Lu Ziqiao glanced at him again: "Your upper body is special."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily: "Apart from this, do I have no other specialties in 2.1?"

　　Yifei couldn't help it anymore. She thought that Zeng Xiaoxian had been messing around for a long time just for the sake of being smug: "I said, you paid him to tell him because of your smugness? You really want to save face!"

　　"Who said I would lose face if I died?" Zeng Xiaoxian called out directly: "This is a serious job, okay?"

　　"You spend money to let others praise you as a serious job?" Yu Ziye heard this for the first time: "Then I think I can make this money, and today I can call you poor, and I will guarantee you A short defect can blow you to the sky."

　　"Eh, eh, Zi Ye, how did you rob me of my job? You are a big boss, why do you want to snatch such petty profits from a common man like me?" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped Yu Ziye, as if Yu Ziye was going with him It's like he's taking a job. .

Chapter 784

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was full of black lines by Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao. He waved his hand and said dissatisfiedly: "What a mess you are! It's not what you think. It's the stage. Recently, there was a competition for the quality of the host, except Boeing’s capabilities are unexpected, and the leaders also said that they need to tap their other strengths, and then organize them into reports and submit them.”

　　The three of them were stunned for a moment. Lu Ziqiao paused for a few seconds. Seeing that he did not continue speaking, he asked, "But what does this have to do with your work? You are just an announcer, and you didn't say that he wanted you. Doing other things part-time."

　　"What! It doesn't matter, it's because the listening rate in the station has dropped collectively recently, and then the leader said that in order to increase the audibility of the program, more professional programs should be set up, such as music, sports, fashion, art. …”

　　"Then what kind are you? Hypnotic?"

　　"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips disdainfully: "So, what I mean is, if it is really changed to competition, it will be troublesome. Those who are capable have meat to eat, and those who are incapable can only drink the northwest wind. The report is really important to me, and you still have time to speak nasty things."

　　"But..." Yu Ziye scratched his head and asked, "Isn't your meat usually licked? How did you get your ability? You are a pet dog, not a military dog, so you think so much. Well?"

　　"That's right, it doesn't make any difference to you!"

　　"Who said I'm not a military dog?" Zeng Xiaoxian grinned and roared at Yu Ziye.

　　Then Yifei and Lu Ziqiao sprayed it out directly, and Zeng Xiaoxian realized that there was some ambiguity in these words: "You are the dog! Brother Xian, I have always been relying on strength to eat, why can't I compete?"

　　Yi Fei couldn't hold it back, she kept covering her stomach after she burst out laughing.It was useless for Zeng Xiaoxian to explain, she finally got tired of laughing: "No way, oh my mother~ I'm worried about you listening to what you said."

　　"Can you stop interrupting, Ziqiao, let's continue."

　　"It's okay if you let me brag about your strengths, but you have to brag about your strengths... I really can't do this!" Lu Ziqiao was a little bit hurt, you said that Zeng Xiaoxian is a good person!The more general advantages of being strong and brave are not bad, you have to say your specialties. . .He really couldn't think of Zeng Xiaoxian's specialty.

　　It is said that he has a master's degree in history and philosophy, but this thing has been returned to the teacher by him, and it can no longer be regarded as a specialty.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian vomited blood: "I'll add another hundred."

　　"..." Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's [-]-dollar bill, Lu Ziqiao was caught in a tangle: "Hey, I'll take over this job, Mr. Zeng, you don't have any specialties, so why not create one?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately collapsed: "So, I still don't have any specialties."

　　Yifei sighed: "Human! Sometimes you just have to accept reality."

　　"What is the reality? The reality is... I have my strengths, and there are many more." Zeng Xiaoxian never admitted that he had failed. No, he didn't have any strengths.

　　Lu Ziqiao pushed Zeng Xiaoxian's face away, sprayed him with saliva, and wiped his face with disgust: "Aiya~ Teacher Zeng, aren't all the current specialties all packaged? Look at those stars, all kinds of Xueba, all kinds of strong men who play basketball, all kinds of messy things. But if you really have real specialties, maybe one out of ten is good.

　　But people just dare to say they have it?How to do?Pack it~”

　　Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be persuaded: "But, won't the packaging be worn?"

　　Yu Ziye nodded: "So, the real meaning of packaging lies in what others don't know about, and it's your specialty. Since everyone doesn't know it, how can you wear it?"

　　"Bingo." Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers: "It's time for get in the middle of the night. Generally, there are two methods for this kind of packaging. One is what he said. Some niche techniques are described as their own specialties. Then practice superficial kung fu, and that’s it. Another way is to combine two kinds of sports that already exist, so that it can also reflect your specialties.”