My Apartment Life

　　Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and listened with interest: "It seems to make sense, give me an example."

　　Yu Ziye looked at the things on the table, and then took out a coin: "For example, this coin, I can build a palace with coins, do you believe it?"

　　"Do not believe."

　　"That's right." Yu Ziye put away the coins: "But it's in the TV series, so you believe it, you can do it at home, or ask someone to do it for you, and then take it to the radio station. They can also make it on the spot. Can't you make one?

　　It's definitely just for you to write a report to tell everyone how you did this.In this case, you can't build a palace, but can't you talk shit? "

　　"It makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Then what is the fusion of two kinds of movements that already exist?"

　　"To put it simply, it is to combine two sports into one." This is Lu Ziqiao's specialty: "For example, if billiards and baseball are combined, do you think they will let you perform? You are the only one who can do this. If you want to perform, you have no chance! So, didn't they ask you to make a report?"

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei covered her forehead: "You guys just try to fool yourself! When the time comes, you will be exposed, don't say that you are unlucky."

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　　"How can this be exposed?" Yu Ziye shrugged: "Do you think they can live broadcast these things on the radio?"

　　"Hey, there's really no way to do it!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded: "I remembered, this is just like when I was in school, in order to prevent being forced to participate in various sports meetings and galas, I said some sports skills that are not used in sports and galas. That's okay, right?"

　　"Yes, the situation is equivalent to breaking a boulder in the chest, stepping on a light bulb with both feet, and flying a knife blindfolded. Do you understand?" Lu Ziqiao explained calmly.

　　"I understand how to write it." Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly: "Haha, now I can pass the test..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly, as if thinking of the scene when he passed, Yifei shook his head and observed a moment of silence for Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Yu Ziye looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's stunned expression, and said to Lu Ziqiao in a low voice helplessly, "I hope he's not that stupid, and he doesn't write anything like a broken boulder in his chest, otherwise, he will die miserably."

　　"That's right, and it's best not to write about any very difficult specialties, otherwise he will suffer even more." Lu Ziqiao also said speechlessly.

　　Although they said that, but this degree is really difficult to grasp, otherwise Lu Ziqiao would not promote it on his own girl-picking tutorial, and also said that this is a big move. .

Chapter 785

　　"Actually! If you want to talk about your strengths, I also have a way." Yifei said calmly: "If you really don't know your strengths, then your best way is to find an opponent that is evenly matched with you, and then ask He is your specialty. Because your opponent is the one who knows you best, even more than you know yourself."

　　Yu Ziye glanced at Yifei in surprise, and then said calmly: "Unfortunately, there is no enemy that is evenly matched with Teacher Zeng, because he is basically at the bottom of the radio station, and he is the best."

　　"Oh, yes! It's my fault, I didn't think about it."

　　Yifei was stunned for a moment, then quickly apologized, causing Zeng Xiaoxian's mentality to almost collapse.

　　What is an enemy without equal strength?Am I that bad?Even if there is, you can't say it!Say how to be friends.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to go back, but a phone call interrupted him.Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the caller ID, and it turned out to be Nuolan: "Hey, it's Nuolan! Has anyone else's report been handed in?"

　　"..."

　　"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at a few people, and then said calmly: "I have too many specialties, and I am weighing which direction to write! What? Great."

　　Lu Ziqiao was a little curious: "What's wrong?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly: "Nuolan said that she also wrote a copy for me by the way, but just copy it."

　　"Giving charcoal in the snow?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Zeng Xiaoxian jokingly, and said with a wretched expression, "She wouldn't be interested in you, would she?"

　　"Don't talk nonsense, we are colleagues, and this proves that my personality is too good, doesn't it?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sullen face: "Hey, you are really saying that someone as good as me will definitely be found by others. Yes, hum hum ha ha ha~"

　　"Then what specialty did she write for you?" Yu Ziye asked curiously, he was just curious, would Nuolan think there was something special about Zeng Xiaoxian?

　　"I'll ask ¨.." Zeng Xiaoxian still likes to be praised by others, so he decided to ask Nuolan to say it directly.

　　Yu Ziye coaxed directly: "Play the external voice, play the external voice."

　　"Oh~" Zeng Xiaoxian shyly agreed to Yu Ziye's condition and turned on the loudspeaker: "Hey, Nuolan, what kind of specialty did you write for me?!"

　　"Well, I wrote that you are very good at hurdles!"

　　"Oh, did you hear that?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't even think about it, and looked directly at Yu Ziye and the others.As a result, several people looked at him with a strange look, and Zeng Xiaoxian responded: "What? Hurdle? Me?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian still has a bit of B in his heart. His legs are not for hurdles at all. If you write this kind of expertise, isn't that a slap in the face of others?

　　Instead, Nolan acted as if it were real: "Yeah! That night, when you walked past my window, it was done in a second. You have potential in this regard."

　　"Appreciate~~~"

　　The crowd began to coax, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian jokingly.Nolan seemed to have heard it too: "What sound?"

　　"Uh, nothing is nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly turned off the amplifier, and said with a sad face: "Sister, can't you stop saying such misunderstood words?! I did this to prevent people from being misunderstood, otherwise I would directly out the door."

　　"..."

　　After that, Yu Ziye couldn't hear it clearly, and Zeng Xiaoxian turned off the amplifier.

　　But when Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone, Lu Ziqiao patted him on the shoulder obscenely: "Okay! Dude, the progress is so fast? Hey, tell me, when did you get on the phone?"

　　"Go~" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Lu Ziqiao away with a black line on his head: "What do you know?! I am here because her husband is here. I am afraid that her husband will misunderstand, so I ran away. It is exactly what you imagined. Two things."

　　"Understood, I didn't think much about it, hurry up, tell me, how many times did it happen that day?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to vomit blood: "You'd better go to hell! I'm going back to write a special report, and I won't tell you."

　　After all, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear the playful eyes of the three, and fled.The three laughing is a joy!

　　When he finally recovered, Yifei took a deep breath: "Hey, dear, did you already know about Teacher Zeng? I see that since you played the board game last time, you seem to be interested in Nuolan and Zeng. I'm not surprised at all about the teacher."

　　"Of course." Yu Ziye shrugged: "I am very aware of their crap."

　　"Then are they okay?"

　　"Enjoy your imagination, don't worry, you are not wrong. Although the facts are a bit new to your imagination, they are definitely not different from what you mean."

　　"I'll go, alright! Teacher Zeng finally got up once again." Lu Ziqiao said with some sigh: "I said why he always worked overtime some time ago, it was because he just had some signs and wanted to stay together forever!"

　　Yu Ziye did not refute, because during that time, they really stayed together, eating, acting, etc. I don't know how many times they practiced.

　　"...Hey, it's really hypocritical." Yifei shook her head: "Aren't others more persuasive about her strengths? At least I think it's more persuasive than myself. Also, if you say we're together, we'll be together! Why are you still being ambiguous?"

　　Lu Ziqiao glanced at Fei and said speechlessly, "You're not pretentious, can you set your own photo as your phone wallpaper for Midnight?"

　　Yifei's face turned dark: "Why do you know this is set by me?"

　　"Isn't this nonsense?" Yu Ziye rubbed his head with a headache: "You asked him for advice on such hypocritical things."

　　"..knowledge."

　　Yu Ziye thought of this, and Yifei set her photo as Yu Ziye's mobile wallpaper.It would have been nothing, but how did she do it?

　　Set the wallpaper of your ugly face as Yu Ziye's lock screen wallpaper, and then set your happy wallpaper as the mobile interface wallpaper,

　　Every time the screen turned on, a stinky face of Yifei appeared in front of him, and after unlocking it, Yifei's happy smiling face appeared.This means that if you ignore me, I will be a stinky face, but if you ignore me, I will be very happy.

　　Every time Yu Ziye looked at the time, he had to unlock the screen, otherwise he would always feel like he would be beaten up when he looked at Yifei's stinky face.

　　Yi Fei twitched the corners of her mouth and finally had nothing to say.

　　"So, in conclusion, women are actually hypocritical, but the degree is different."

　　Yifei retorted dissatisfiedly: "So, a man who has nothing to do with women will be more hypocritical." Seeing that Yu Ziye was about to refute, she directly turned Yu Ziye back: "Don't say you're not, go on The last time you also had a bad face all day because I forgot to give you a hug before parting, don't think I forgot."

　　"...".

Chapter 786

　　"How dare he put a stinky face on you? Can you bear that?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Yu Ziye and Yifei as if he was watching a good show.

　　Then, the two of them turned their heads slowly and stared at him like that. Lu Ziqiao's smile immediately froze on his face: "Then what, you continue, don't worry about me, just treat me as non-existent."

　　"..."

　　Just as Yifei was about to say something, she suddenly stopped: "Forget it, just be hypocritical! If you are not hypocritical, you are sorry to have a relationship, right?!"

　　"No problem, unlike someone, even if you want to be hypocritical."

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei immediately mocked Lu Ziqiao one after another, as if to 'repay' him for fanning the flames.

　　Lu Ziqiao covered her face and didn't know how to deal with it. You bastard, no one told me!How can these two quarrel be managed by others?Not scientific at all.

　　Lu Ziqiao seems to have forgotten, it seems that they don't quarrel at all, so quarreling is just a symbol of showing affection.

　　After a long time, Lu Ziqiao saw that this matter seemed to have passed, so he dared to continue to speak: "Hey, midnight, look, it's eight o'clock."

　　"What's wrong?" Yu Ziye turned his head and glanced at 750. A sexy girl came into view. She ordered a bottle of mineral water at the bar, and found a seat nearby and sat down.

　　Yifei directly pulled Yu Ziye's face back: "You haven't finished watching, right? And you, Lu Ziqiao, look at women in the future, don't call him."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao covered his face and dared not look at Yifei.Then he said proudly: "Hey, I just told him, I'm going to act."

　　"You're going to act, what did you tell me?" Yu Ziye was confused, and he wasn't his father, so he didn't care whether he could act or not: "Also, are you sure you want to act, if you die there, Don't blame me for not reminding you!"

　　"What's wrong? Why does she still have thorns?" Lu Ziqiao looked at the girl with a puzzled look, she didn't look like it!He's in good shape, the type he likes.

　　"More than a thorn! This is a pure female man." Yu Ziye explained calmly.

　　Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly: "I'm going, I didn't even see it, you can see it? Don't you know each other."

　　"Of course not." Yu Ziye explained lightly: "Don't you say it often! Is life like a live broadcast? Isn't every action a part of the show."

　　Lu Ziqiao listened for a long time: "What are you trying to say?"

　　"The way she drinks water." Yu Ziye said calmly, "Do you know the difference between women drinking water?"

　　"where is it?"

　　"The sound of cute girls drinking water is like this, gudugudu, huh~"

　　"..."

　　"And the goddess drinks water, the sound is like this, gudu gudu... ah~ Then the loli drinks water, it's like this, gudu gudu, meow~ Then the sexy girl drinks water, it's like this, gudu, ah~ Gudu, ah~"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao and Yifei were both stunned when they heard it, and Yifei complained helplessly: "Your voice is not vivid at all, why don't you learn it?"

　　"No, I'm still better at expressing feelings with words rather than sounds." Yu Ziye said calmly: "The last one is a female man drinking water: ton, ton, ton, ton~~"