My Apartment Life

　　"Hey, I heard this." Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and he suddenly understood: "But the mineral water here is usually given to a cup, are you sure she can drink it like this?"

　　"I'm just making an analogy. Although she pretends to be a lady, she can't hide some behaviors. For example, ordinary girls drink water and care about whether their lipstick will fall off, but she doesn't care, she drinks a lot. Dakou, isn't this the representative of a female man?"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was in pain, looking at the girl's appearance, there was a kind of disgust.He really likes sexy girls, but sometimes the difference between a female guy and a sexy girl is the difference in clothing and behavior.

　　In terms of figure, it may be that a female man is more sexy than a sexy girl. Once it is concealed, a female man is even more attractive than a sexy girl.

　　But Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to provoke such a female man!He was afraid of being beaten to death. Once they broke up, there was no other way but to be widowed.

　　After Yu Ziye said this, he didn't dare to act, for fear of being targeted by that woman.

　　Yifei leaned into Yu Ziye's ear unhappily: "You seem to understand it quite well! Say, when did you study it?"

　　"Nonsense, I can't stand Lu Ziqiao's second act of picking up girls on her own and insisting on me, isn't it obvious that it's making trouble for me?"

　　"..."

　　After Yifei was stunned for a few seconds, she covered her face and didn't know what to say.

　　She didn't know who to show her resentful eyes before, especially after hearing Yu Ziye's explanation, she realized that she seemed to be angry for nothing!

　　"Ah~ Forget it, I really can't convince myself to continue chatting with that girl. Damn, Yu Ziye, it's all your fault. Why are you telling me this? Wouldn't you let me find out directly?"

　　"Isn't that what you told me to say?"

　　"When did I let you say it?"

　　"You told me to watch it, I didn't watch it, I not only watched it, but also said it, isn't this what you want?"

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao took a breath and was speechless.

　　In fact, he just wanted to make Yu Ziye envious, to tell them not to show their affection, how could this guy understand that he wanted to analyze girls?The point is, this analysis, just analyzes the matter, it is too miserable.

　　Yifei held back a smile and said, "What are you afraid of, Zi Qiao, you know men better! What's wrong with female men? Female men are also a potential stock. Don't you only look at your body shape and don't pick anything else?"

　　"That can't be the case! Let's forget it!" Lu Ziqiao was very upset, and if he didn't pick, it was all fake. He hadn't been in such a panic yet, otherwise he wouldn't have done it. How small.

　　"Then you have to be careful." Yi Fei joked, she said silently: "As long as you like a girl in the future, I will tell you this again, so that you don't dare to fall in love with it. , then don't you want to reboot?"

　　"Hey, that's a good idea." Yu Ziye nodded: "In this way, he can escape into the empty door without harming the rest of the girls."

　　"Go, go, you know shit." Lu Ziqiao said impatiently: "What is a scourge? Can something you love me call a scourge? Also, the same trick can only be used once for me, the second time. It won't work."

　　"...".

Chapter 787

　　Then, Lu Ziqiao fell in love with a certain girl again. When Yu Ziye was about to speak, this guy ran away, not wanting to hear anything, making Yu Ziye quite speechless.

　　Yifei rolled her eyes: "You don't really want to use this trick to help him become a man again? Are you too naive?"

　　Yu Ziye touched his nose and said speechlessly, "Of course not, I just wanted to tell him that there was cream on his pants, it looked like he had peeed his pants, so let him deal with it."

　　"..."

　　After hearing this, Yifei widened her eyes and looked back.Yu Ziye was a little curious: ~ "What are you looking at?"

　　"I'll see when Lu Ziqiao was beaten."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was still stunned when suddenly, Lu Ziqiao's screams came. He looked back and found that Lu Ziqiao had been slapped and looked at his pants. He reluctantly asked the waiter for it- tissue.

　　. . . . . .

　　Yu Ziye and Yi Fei stayed at the bar for half the night, and after Yi Fei's matter was settled, they walked into the apartment.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian should have gone to the radio at this time. He still has a report to write, so it is estimated that he will go to Nolan to discuss his specialties.Because his original competitor was Nuolan, and in his mind, Nuolan was the evenly matched opponent.

　　Until the next day, Yu Ziye relaxed a bit today, because his classes were in the afternoon and evening, so he could rest for a while in the morning.

　　However, Yi Fei still needs to go to class, and their classes are perfectly staggered.Yu Ziye could only go next door to Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu alone.

　　It turned out that Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu were playing flying chess there, and they were still flying chess with wine as the pieces.

　　Today, Lu Ziqiao's luck seems to be good, unlike that night, he couldn't get six out of life or death.The two of them greeted Yu Ziye when they saw Yu Ziye come in.

　　"Hi, Midnight, is there no class today?"

　　"No."

　　"That's right, we are playing flying chess, do you want to be together?"

　　"Forget it, there is still a class in the afternoon. If you fall asleep, the afternoon class will be miserable." Yu Ziye shook his head. If it is ordinary flying chess, you can still participate in it. If you have to drink, then forget it. !Going to class after drinking is obviously not a good idea.

　　Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu didn't force it, Yu Ziye watched it for a while, and had to say that flying chess was really boring, especially when it was played by two people.

　　Feeling bored, he just left.

　　Until the next morning, Yifei and Yu Ziye got up early to eat breakfast, ready to wait for class.

　　At this time, the people who worked the night shift had finally got off work.Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in from the outside with a backpack on his back, and he didn't look like he was half-tired after an extra night of work.

　　"Ahahaha, I succeeded." Zeng Xiaoxian ran in triumphantly. He didn't live here, so he came here to tell them something.

　　"What did you succeed!?" Yifei looked at him curiously: "You won't be pregnant, right?"

　　"What are you pregnant with?" Zeng Xiaoxian is in a good mood now, so naturally he won't bother with him: "I succeeded, because of my specialty report, I got through it smoothly, hahaha~ Besides, my name appeared for the first time in On the bulletin board, you said, is this a good thing."

　　"Specialty report?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say it, but Yifei even forgot: "You wouldn't really write a big boulder on your chest and go in? If the leader asks you to do it, I'll see how you end up."

　　"Am I that stupid?" Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly: "Haha~ I'll tell you that I chose the second method, combining the two same sports, and the leaders highly praised the sports I played, He also said that a new model of sports can be created, and it can be said that it can only be achieved by playing the two sports to the level of perfection.”

　　Yifei and Yu Ziye looked at each other, both looking at Zeng Xiaoxian sympathetically.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian is very sensitive to this kind of eyes, and he is a little puzzled: "What's the matter with you? I have passed this test, why are you still so solemn? Isn't it constipation?"

　　Yu Ziye shook his head: "Hey, Teacher Zeng, ask yourself for more blessings!"

　　"What do you mean?"

　　Yifei said gloatingly: "What he means is, you better prepare to explain to the leader! I can foresee it, this time it is estimated that you will have a team building in the stage."

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　　"Tuan Jian?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "Is your source reliable? What is the content of the group construction?"

　　Yu Ziye spreads his hands: "The source is not reliable, but it is very accurate. As for the content of the team building, it is likely to hold a small sports meeting~ You have to be ready."

　　"Small Games?" Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself, "But what does this have to do with me?"

　　Yifei asked him silently, "What kind of fusion of sports are you writing about?"

　　"The fusion of baseball and billiards!" Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly, he smiled proudly: "Since Ziqiao gave me an inspiration, if I don't write it, wouldn't I be sorry for his opinion?"

　　Yifei and Yu Ziye's sympathy was even more intense: "Let me guess, did you write that you play pool with a baseball bat?"

 …  

　　"how do you know?"

　　"Hehe~" Yu Ziye sneered twice: "Is this kind of preparation difficult? It's just replacing the billiard cue with a baseball one. Do you think it will be difficult for them to prepare?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, it sounded quite reasonable.He shuddered. "You mean they're going to let me play pool with a baseball bat?"

　　"Isn't that what it is?" Yifei said jokingly: "Let you combine the two sports, but you haven't learned the essential things at all, it's sad!"

　　"Essentially, no one told me?!" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hand: "I just said something was missing, and now it's really missing."

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "Who said that he already knew? Who used the example of escaping from the sports meeting when he was studying? In the end, you really don't know anything!"

　　Yifei nodded and looked at him sympathetically: "Yes, he understood what he said better than anyone else, I thought he really understood, but now it's really over."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "So, the essence of this example is that they can't see the performance, and the performance is too long and unrealistic, so that's called fainting?"

　　"That's right, you are at best bragging about cowhide, but it's very simple to verify whether cowhide is the real thing. You are digging a hole for yourself, not a leader!"

　　"..."So.

Chapter 788

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's face was constipated, which means that he dug a hole for himself, and he didn't know how to fill it.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei both looked at him with schadenfreude, this guy really doesn't have any potential.He'd already told him all how to do it, and he'd still screw it up.

　　A combination of billiards and baseball, he can play billiards, but baseball. . .just forget it!When I pulled his teeth out, this guy played thousands of times without hitting the ball.

　　Although no one played the combination of billiards and baseball with him, if it was taken apart, many people would still play it.

　　Eh, of course, maybe no one knows baseball, but what if someone asks Zeng Xiaoxian to be the coach to train them?is not it?

　　"Then what should I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian's mood, which had been relieved by surprise, suddenly became violent again. He was very concerned about this matter.

　　After all, it is something that will affect your future career!

　　Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei and Yu Ziye as pleadingly: "Is there anything else you can do?"

　　"What can we do about this?" Yu Ziye was a little amused: "You have already blown out the bullshit, other than making this a reality, what else can we do? Oh, by the way, there is another way, that is, you have a group in the stage. When it was built, you were sick, so that's fine. Of course, you can hide for a while, but you can't hide for a lifetime."

　　"That's right! As long as I'm sick, that's fine." Zeng Xiaoxian automatically ignored the latter sentence: "Hahaha, I have a solution, I know how to get through the next team building."

　　After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian ran out happily, and both Yu Ziye and Yifei were inexplicable.

　　"Why did he only listen to half of the question?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "If you listen to half of what people say, you will die."

　　Yifei dipped the sandwich with sauce and took a bite: "Why do you care so much, he made it himself, did he blame others?"

　　"But the problem is..." Yu Ziye was a little tangled: "After he is exposed again, he will beg for help, and maybe he will blame us in turn!"

　　"Does he dare?" Yifei rolled his eyes: "But what you said makes sense. Do you think it would be better for us to kill someone?"

　　"..."

　　After a day of classes, the two also came back from school and finished their meal.Yifei teased Yu Ziye: "I think so! The reason why you don't go to the company is actually very simple, because you are afraid that they will find out that it is the same without you. Because of this, you dare not go to the company."

　　"Who said that?" Yu Ziye retorted: "Although I didn't go to the company, the company has always circulated my legend, how can it be the same without me?"