My Apartment Life

　　When Mika was asked about this, she suddenly woke up. She said weakly, "I'll tell you, you have to be mentally prepared."

　　"Well, okay, what do you think?" Yi Fei nodded, she was a little curious, is there any surprise?Could it be twins?

　　"Hehe~" Mika smiled dryly: "If... I said I wasn't pregnant, what would happen to you?"

　　"What? You're not pregnant?"

　　A few people were immediately shocked, and Yifei asked hurriedly: "Wait, what's the situation? Didn't you play with the wrong report again?"

　　"No, not this time." Mei Jia smiled shyly: "The doctor said that my pregnancy test showed two bars because I ate too much yam, which led to a false pregnancy."

　　Everyone was stunned, and Yunyou asked a little puzzled: "But didn't you hear the baby playing with the rhythm?"

　　"Oh, the doctor said it was flatulence, said me... said I drank too much milk, hehe~" Mika was a little embarrassed, she couldn't drink these days, so she could only drink milk.

　　So it caused flatulence, and combined with the false pregnancy reaction, it was indeed the same as a real pregnancy.

　　To be honest, when she heard this sentence, she was also a little stupid. . . .

Chapter 856

　　"Hey, after a long time, it's an oolong!" Guan Gu said speechlessly: "I even drew the baby's card."

　　Guan Gu was very helpless. He had already accepted this matter, and he had to draw a card with great effort, but you told me that you were not pregnant.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian followed and complained: "So I said that pregnancy is contagious. Originally, one person was pregnant, but all three were pregnant. Now it's better, one person is not pregnant, and the other two are not pregnant, how did you do it? ."

　　Yifei said angrily: "I repeat, I pretended to be pregnant so that Mika could accept the reality as soon as possible. Speaking of which, it's all your fault."

　　"..."

　　They were inexplicably dumping the pot, and they looked at Yi Fei with a stunned look.Are you in our group?

　　Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "It's you, especially Yoyo, who not only have big mouths, but also gossip. Otherwise, Mika wouldn't be afraid to let others know, and I wouldn't have to pretend to be pregnant."

　　long:"..."

　　Yunyou felt like she was being shot while lying down, but she didn't say anything this time!And she also helped to hide it, why is it her fault?

　　"Yeah..." Yu Ziye reluctantly stopped 793: "The fire of your gossip is not much better, it's just fifty steps and a hundred steps."

　　"I..."

　　Just as Yifei was about to defend herself, Yu Ziye interrupted her directly: "Okay, let's end this topic, let's go back to the matter of Mika's pregnancy? I think Ziqiao is still depressed, so tell him about this to save him. One day I was walking on the road and was hit by a car."

　　"But then again, if Mika isn't pregnant, then Ziqiao is innocent?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked silently, and then he reached into his pocket: "Then I can give this to him, no, Mika, I'll still give it to him. You! Eh? Where have you been?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to give the earrings directly to Mika, but he couldn't find them.

　　"What for me?"

　　"An earring, Ziqiao took it from you secretly, and said it was given to a little girl as a token of love." Yifei pouted and said, "I also said, where is Lu Ziqiao innocent? I saw it with my own eyes, and I can be innocent. ?"

　　"..."

　　With that being said, Mika almost found a hole in the ground and got into it, as if she was caught doing something bad.

　　"Mika, Mika..."

　　As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao shouted and ran in from the outside.Mika was also excited, and the two shouted at the same time: "I have something to tell you, you say it first, no, I will say it first."

　　Seeing how excited the two of them were, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but say, "I think Mika's business is more important."

　　"Shut up." Lu Ziqiao roared, and Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes in fright.

　　However, Mika still won the opportunity to speak first, she said silently: "The test results came out, I am not pregnant."

　　Lu Ziqiao was stunned, and after a few seconds, he suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahahaha~ The fourth level, this must be the fourth level, there's no end to it!"

　　Lu Ziqiao thought of what the psychiatrist said to him, and couldn't help but look outside: "balcony, balcony..."

　　"Ehhh~"

　　Several people rushed to hold him, but when he turned around, he suddenly saw a fist the size of a sandbag hit his face, accompanied by the sentence: "Ah fight~~"

　　Lu Ziqiao flew out and fell to the ground, covering his face and wailing.

　　Mika hurried over to support him: "Zi Qiao, how are you?!"

　　Yu Ziye blew his fist and sighed: "Ah~ it's really comfortable, this is the first time I can hit someone so openly, and the other party has to thank me."

　　"..."

　　Yifei twitched the corner of her mouth, Lu Ziqiao covered her face: "It hurts, it hurts to death, why haven't I woken up yet?"

　　"You're not dreaming, why are you awake?" Mika pushed him angrily and said angrily.

　　"Am I not dreaming?" Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion. He suddenly stretched out a hand and snapped his fingers: "Eh? It doesn't seem to be..."

　　"Is there something wrong with you? You still want to snap your fingers and get rid of us all?"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao covered her face and stood up, feeling hot on her face: "I feel like I'm going to be disfigured."

　　"I only know that I care about my face, it looks like I'm fine." Yu Ziye nodded: "Thank you soon, or you would have gone to another world to see your disfigurement now."

　　Yifei asked nonchalantly, "Why did you jump off the building? Do you still think you are dreaming, so you feel invincible?"

　　"Don't tell me, I really thought I was having a nightmare." Lu Ziqiao covered his swollen face and said in pain, "Fortunately he woke me up, otherwise it would be miserable."

　　Mei Jia rolled her eyes at him, and took out a cotton swab and potion from the drawer next to the TV.Zeng Xiaoxian asked with some gossip: "What are you dreaming about? It's so real, so real that you don't even feel like you're dreaming?"

　　"Hmm~" Lu Ziqiao thought for a while, "It's really true, and it has something to do with Mika."

　　"Really? Let's hear it, but to the point, I don't want to hear your boring dreams." Mika became a little curious.

　　"In the dream...you're dead. oh oh oh~~"

　　Mika's hand trembled, and the cotton swab poked directly, and he bared his teeth in pain.Before he could react, Mika roared, "The Tathagata Palm."

　　"Crack~" With a crisp sound, several people watching couldn't help covering their eyes.

　　Yifei said speechlessly: "Okay, now the faces on both sides are symmetrical."

　　"Brother, your generalization ability is too strong, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained, even if someone died, you have to be more euphemistic!Why don't you say grow old together and die together?This sounds a little more beautiful, you have to say that people are dead, isn't this courting death?

　　"How could this be? I'm telling the truth!" Lu Ziqiao asked with a bitter face. He lay on the ground and couldn't stand up at all.

　　Mika threw the cotton swab at him, then ignored him and went back to her room.

　　Fortunately, Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian were more kind, and they pulled him and gave him medicine by the way, otherwise he would be even more tragic.

　　"Let's go~ It's not a good show to watch." Yu Ziye waved his hands speechlessly, and the two followed into the room, leaving Lu Ziqiao crying without tears.

　　Who did he provoke today? He was obviously ready to accept the fact that Mika was going to have a baby, but he was told that he was not pregnant. God, he wanted to kill himself!

　　I was also slapped twice, it was just terrible, hey~~.

Chapter 857

　　After a few days, Lu Ziqiao recovered, and Mika came out of the shock of not being pregnant again.Apartment life has also returned to calm again.

　　However, given that Lu Ziqiao had wanted to jump off the building, Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were noticing it once, so that he would not think about it.

　　But after two days, they ran out of patience. This Lu Ziqiao looked happier than them. Could it be that he was about to jump off a building?So, they completely abandoned the plan to guard Lu Ziqiao.

　　Yu Ziye has been quite comfortable these days. After the course is over, he is almost the same as living in retirement. He wants to do what to do.

　　After these few days, Yu Ziye was sitting in the bar all day, but he saw Lu Ziqiao coming in from outside and chatting up the girl again. It seemed that he himself was recovering quite well.

　　"Hey dear, what are you looking at Mika doing?"

　　"I see how long her nympho look can last."

　　"..."

　　After Yifei heard Yu Ziye's words, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she almost fell to the ground: "It seems that you are not suitable for leisure. Once you are idle, the ghost knows what brain-dead things you will do."

　　Yoyo ignored Yu Ziye and Yifei's flirting, but looked at Mika: "I'm more curious, is something wrong with Mika?! Did she find out that she's pregnant again."

　　"I'm going, don't tell me about pregnancy, I'm dying of depression now." Yi Fei interrupted Yoyo, it seemed that she had been depressed during this period of time.

　　"I've been looking at her since just now, she's been like this, it's boring."

　　"Then you've been staring for so long?" Yifei rolled her eyes: "I don't know if you thought you were interested in Mika!"

　　"Let's ask how it goes."

　　"Going, it's better than watching him here."

　　When Yu Ziye saw that they were going to ask Mika, he was a little speechless: "Why don't you wait for her to wake up on her own? That way I can know how crazy a woman can be."

　　"It's so boring, I wouldn't do such a painful thing!"

　　Saying that, Yifei and Youyou followed, and Yu Ziye was helpless and followed.Yifei looked at Mika still like this, as if she didn't notice their past at all: "Mika, your face cramps?"

　　"I'm doing a scientific research experiment." Mika said dissatisfiedly, but even though she was dissatisfied, she still kept smiling: "I saw in a psychological report that if a beautiful woman is in a bar, and she treats the people around her, If someone smiles in return, the probability of being approached by someone is [-]%. Otherwise, it's only [-]%."

　　"What does this mean?"

　　"It means that Aventure is not waiting alone, but giving each other at twenty."

　　Yifei laughed and said speechlessly, "So you have such an impatient nympho look? Be careful to scare the children!"

　　Mika finally couldn't bear it anymore, she stopped: "Hey, I just got out of the double blow of my life, I need a new sustenance."

　　"Double blow?"

　　"That's right! I thought I was pregnant at first, so I got hit once, but I didn't get pregnant again, and hit me again."

　　"So, your sustenance is to find another man and strike again?" Yu Ziye interjected.

　　"What do you mean?" Yi Fei looked at Yu Ziye in confusion, how could she find a man who would be beaten again.

　　"Isn't it obvious?" Yu Ziye spread out his hands, as if I had seen through everything long ago: "Looking at how stupid she is now, it's only a fancy man! Are you looking for a blow yourself?"

　　"Pfft~" Yifei snickered while covering her mouth, Mika's face turned dark: "Hey, what do you mean by being stupid? Am I being stupid like this?"

　　"Hmm~"