My Apartment Life
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Yifei and Youyou nodded subconsciously, seeing that Meijia was about to explode, Yifei then reacted and said: "Meijia, I said you can't find a reliable boyfriend! You want to find someone who is not reliable. Yes, I think Midnight is right, you are indeed asking for a blow."
"However, if you don't get along, how do you know if they are reliable? If you want to find reliable people, you have to cast a wide net first, right?"
"Then how long have you been casting that shotgun smile?"
"It's been an hour."
"The effect is average!" Yunyou said a little discouraged.
"It's not a mediocre effect, at least it can attract boring people to pass the time." Yi Fei glanced at Yu Ziye next to him intentionally or unintentionally: "Maybe you can still find such boring people?!"
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"Eh, eh~ don't talk nonsense!" Yu Ziye interrupted Yifei: "The reason why I observe her is because I know her, and I want to see how long she can last. If I were a stranger, I would have thought of her first. , is this a neurosis? Or as you say, this person has a cramp on his face?! Who would think that you are smiling!"
Mika calmed down completely and was very unhappy: "Then what should I do?"
"Take the initiative to attack!" Youyou said confidently: "Didn't you see Zi Qiao? How many times have you seen him flirting with girls when girls take the initiative to talk to him?"
"No, you know who you are. Like me, there are countless girls who come over to talk to each other every day."
"..."
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Yifei glanced at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Although he is very bragging, it is not advisable to listen to such words. Youyou is right, it is better to chat up by yourself and take the initiative. Anyway, you are also out to catch Kaizi. Yes, it's not that much less reserved."
"Damn, you are one by one, bring the bad guys!" Meijia looked at the two sisters speechlessly, and always felt that they were fooling her: "You think I don't want to! But the problem is, I just looked at it, this The men who come to the bar are all accompanied, so I can't go straight in! It's weird."
"Isn't Ziqiao here before? Why didn't you ask him to be your wingman?"
"Don't..." Yu Ziye's face darkened: "I'm allergic to the word wingman, I'm going to become a wingman professional, Lu Ziqiao uses me as a shield every day."
"Using you as a shield?" Yi Fei asked strangely, "Aren't you sorry for me and then put the matter on Lu Ziqiao?"
"Yifei, how can you look at me like this? I can be your dearest baby~ How can you do this..."
"Stop~" Yifei's trigeminal nerve hurts so much: "Can you stop being so numb, my goosebumps are about to fall off the ground, even if you call me baby, you still call yourself a baby? Are you mistaken?"
"Who's not a baby yet?"
"Hahaha~" Yifei complained frantically, "If you weren't too vulnerable, I'd give you two sentences, don't cry if you have the ability."
"..."So.
Chapter 858
Seeing that Yu Ziye and Yifei were about to start flirting again, Mika hurriedly came out to stop them: "Come on, you go back behind closed doors and slowly discuss the question of who the baby is, no one can control it, but in public On occasion, can you consider other people's feelings?"
Yu Ziye pursed his lips and didn't continue speaking, but Mika thought about it and said, "Then why don't you...you'll be my wingman?"
"Uh, no no no~" The two shook their heads vigorously: "Come on! We don't have the talent to be a wingman. Besides, there are two little vinegar jars watching here. Let's chat with other men. I guess I will kill myself. will be contagious.”
Yifei looked at Yu Ziye jokingly, but Yu Ziye didn't care: "It's more than that! I guess I have to pull you guys."
"Ah~" Yoyo's face was full of pain when she thought of this. It was Guan Gu who brought it out by cutting her belly to commit suicide. She said this every day, and she had a shadow when she heard this.
"I can give you a friendship price. I'm good at things like wingman." Lu Ziqiao came over after hearing their words, and looked at her proudly.
"You?" Mika gave him a disdainful look: "Forget it! You don't have the dedication to die together, I'm afraid you will sell me."
"Bah, you can insult my character, but you can't insult my character. I, Lu Xiaobu, are well-known as a wingman on the rivers and lakes."
"You got it!" Yi Fei also questioned him: "Are you still famous? You are famous for letting someone else be your wingman. You are someone else's...let's just wash and sleep!"
"You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, ask Zhang Wei and Zhan Bo. They can testify with me. How much I paid for helping them find girls. If you don't believe me, you can also ask Yumo, and see if I am Lu Xiaobu. The kind of person I'm talking about."
Mika rolled her eyes, ignoring him: "Forget it, your face isn't all right! If someone thinks I'm abusing you, who am I going to reason with!"
"I..." Speaking of this, Lu Ziqiao's face twitched: "You know my face is better now? Then you were so hard at that time?"
"I can't help it! The rules of the rivers and lakes, the Tathagata's palm, as long as I don't wear a ring, I can't break the oath, can I?" Mika looked at him playfully.
Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao's face: "That's weird!"
"What's strange?" Yifei asked curiously when she heard Yu Ziye's words.
"I'm obviously stronger than Mika, but why did the punch I hit him swell up, but the one that Mika hit is still the same as the one she just hit?"
"Uh~" Yifei thought about it carefully: "Maybe, Mika's palm is relatively small, you know, small things are easy to hurt when hit, that's why."
"Really?" Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao's face: "How about I experiment again?"
"you dare?"
"I think it's a good idea." Mika also seemed to be interested: "Let's use the greatest strength, so that your strength must be stronger than mine, so you can see it."
"Come on then!"
Yu Ziye and Mika stared at Lu Ziqiao with malicious intent, Lu Ziqiao almost urinated, if Yu Ziye really slapped him with the utmost strength, he would be really disfigured!
"Ah~ Help!" After speaking, Lu Ziqiao ran to the back, Yu Ziye was not interested in chasing him, but Mika was happy to scare him, so she chased after him.
"It's too cruel." Yifei shook her head, but anyway, this is what Lu Ziqiao owed Meijia, so they couldn't say anything.
Several people watched them run over, and the two confronted each other outside the toilet. After a while, they saw that there seemed to be someone behind Lu Ziqiao.Yifei patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder: "Hey, dear, is that Zhang Wei?"
"Where?" Youyou looked over curiously: "Eh? It seems that it's really Zhang Wei!"
"Go, go over and ask, how did he come back."
Yifei dragged Yu Ziye to the front, and a few people stood with Mika: "Hey, Zhang Wei, it's really you! Why did you come back?"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened, then he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Even if there are three wingmen, I will never look back."
"..."
Zhang Wei looked at Lu Ziqiao as if he was mentally retarded. He felt that he was insane, what the hell!
"I said, Zi Qiao, are you despising me?"
"Hum~" Lu Ziqiao didn't look back, but when he heard the people behind him speak, he followed Zhang Wei's words: "Yes, I just despise you, I didn't expect that even the wingman would come out just to slap the face... "
"Who is the wingman? What wingman?"
"Pretend, then pretend, who are you? If you don't say anything, I'll die with you."
"..."
Zhang Wei covered his clothes, took a few steps away from him as much as possible, walked out, and rushed over to hug Yu Ziye and the others.
"Stop~" Yu Ziye stopped him: "What do you want?"
"Come on for a hug!"
"You hug a fart~" Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "We haven't seen each other for a few months. I'm not interested in men. You should go and hug Ziqiao! Anyway, he will never look back."
"Nani? It's really Zhang Wei!" Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei's face, and then recognized him: "I thought it was a slapped wingman!"
"Zi Qiao, long time no see! What's wrong with your face?"
"It's a long story." Lu Ziqiao asked calmly, "How about it? When you come back this time, you won't want to continue the lawsuit with Guan Gu, right?"
"Don't talk about it, okay?" Zhang Wei was speechless. Thinking of what happened last time, he was very depressed: "Last time it was an accident. People grow up."
Yu Ziye glanced at it and saw that his clothes tag was still there, he picked it up curiously and glanced at it: "2.1 A coat of eight hundred yuan, lawyer Zhang, are you so arrogant now? How expensive is it to buy it? coat?"
Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and put away the tag: "Uh, hehehe~ Isn't this going to see everyone? I'm thinking about buying a better outfit to fill the scene! Hehehe~"
Zhang Wei laughed embarrassedly, and Lu Ziqiao looked at him with a playful face: "Oh~ is it a breakup challenge? I'll just say it! It's not just people in the rivers and lakes that are flooded with this challenge, but also ordinary people. Look at your posture, I plan to wear it for today, so I'm going to take it back and return it!"
"Nonsense, do I care about the eight hundred dollars?"
"Well, I'm quite concerned."
"..." Looking at everyone or looking at himself with the old eyes, his whole person is not good, can he still trust each other?You will have no friends like this. .
Chapter 859
Zhang Wei packed his suitcases and returned to the apartment with a few people.He came back by himself, and he must live here.
Well, indeed, he just wanted to save the money for opening a hotel room, and regardless of whether he bought a quilt or not, he just moved in.
Fortunately, Yu Ziye and the others have two rooms themselves, so they don't need to occupy another room to put things, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up.
The news of his return was spread over and over by Yoyo all at once.Eh, in fact, she doesn't need to spread it, because Zeng Xiaoxian went to the radio station, and Guan Gu was the only one at home, and everyone else had seen Zhang Wei.
When he returned to the apartment, he had just cleaned up when Guan Gu and the others couldn't wait to surround him, as if he had too many questions and didn't ask them.Yunyou even raised her hand and ran over, pushing Yu Ziye away: "I'll ask first, I'll ask first."
Zhang Wei enjoyed this kind of treatment very much, he said calmly: "Don't worry, ask one by one, come one by one."
"Why are you always in the bar toilet every time you show up?"
11 "..."
Zhang Wei's face froze there, he thought they wanted to ask something!As a result, this is it?
Seeing everyone's curious expressions, he was even more upset: "Can't you ask some normal questions? For example, will I come back this time for a business trip or a regular stay? Fat or thin?"
"Could it be that the toilet is the birthplace of Zhang Wei's resurrection?"
"..." Zhang Wei sighed: "Listen, I was appointed by a law firm to this city to accept the case of Haoda Group. From now on, you will call me by a new name: Legal Pioneer ."
"What does this have to do with your appearance in the toilet?" Yu Ziye replied weakly.
"..." Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "Can you stop holding on to what happened to me in the toilet? There is a reason, because, I met a girl, and I fell in love with her at first sight. "
"Oh? Is it?" Youyou asked gossip, then changed back: "But what does this have to do with your appearance in the bar?"
"The story of your appearance this time won't be very wretched again, will it?"
"Che, what is it?" Zhang Wei said reluctantly: "Actually, we met on the plane, but since the airport bus, we have been on the same road. I arrived here with her, and she is also nearby. Get out of the car, right? Then she also entered this bar, fate!"
"Tail line idiot."
"Go, it's a legal pioneer." Zhang Wei continued, as if thinking of the girl, he felt refreshed: "That kind of feeling is like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain soaking Jiuzhaigou..."
"Wait a minute..." Yu Ziye interrupted him and thought for a while: "The last time you saw Yu Mo, it seems like you said the same thing!"
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