My Apartment Life
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"..."
The smile on Zhang Wei's face froze immediately: "Are you sure this is not a time that will definitely disturb others?"
Yu Ziye said calmly: "Yes, at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when someone just lay down and was a little sleepy, you called her, and then she got up and exploded and blocked you directly. You can call her anytime in the future. , it won't bother people anymore."
"..."
Lu Ziqiao and Meijia laughed outright, and they heard that Yu Ziye was mocking Zhang Wei's behavior.Lu Ziqiao said lightly: "Yes, if you really don't bother, you won't be bothered unless you block it."
"Isn't there any other time?"
Yu Ziye said calmly, "It's not that you are afraid of disturbing others, you really dare not."
"Go, isn't it just to make a phone call? What's not to dare?" Zhang Wei refused, and then his tone became weaker: "I just didn't think about how to chat with her."
"Is this difficult?" Lu Ziqiao was very puzzled: "It's just a phone call, nothing more than those words: Hello? It's me, Zhang Wei, we met before. Are you busy? If you're not busy, I can invite you Have a meal/a cup of tea/watch a movie? The routines that come out are all the same, the difference is humorous and not humorous, is there any difference?"
"But what if we don't have a common language? It's not good to chat awkwardly then!"
"Hey, you have to ask me to teach you hands-on, you are happy, right?" Lu Ziqiao can see that Zhang Wei not only needs to be chewed by others, he also hopes that others will help him make a funnel in his mouth, and then One step directly to the stomach. . .
"I didn't mean that." Zhang Wei sneered, he didn't dare to offend Lu Ziqiao now, his life mentor: "I'm not thinking about it, I'm not thinking about it here, knowing yourself and your enemy is the only way you can win a hundred battles!"
"But you can get to know yourself and the enemy by sitting here?" Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes and asked dissatisfied...
"No no, I have another way."
"Like?" Mika asked subconsciously.
Zhang Wei smiled proudly: "For example, let me add her Weibo, and then see which celebrities she follows, or which accounts she follows, so that's fine, right?"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao was almost angered by his brain congestion: "If you just add a Weibo, why do you want to use your mobile phone number? Can this level be the same? Also, even if she follows those accounts, so what? - She's the exact opposite of your hobby!"
"I can cooperate with her!" Zhang Wei said with a low face.
"Okay! You are really going to lick the dog to the end!" Yu Ziye complained: "Then why don't you just do a good deed without leaving a name? Just put hundreds of thousands of dollars into her card, she will be more Came to you implicitly, so you have a better chance."
"..." Zhang Wei coughed, apparently choked by Yu Ziye: "Where can I find hundreds of thousands!"
"Yeah, if this guy really exists, he might actually hit him." Yu Ziye rolled his eyes and sighed: "Zi Qiao, don't persuade you, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, He estimates that he would like you to pretend to be his face, pretend to be his voice, and then help him soak the girl, and finally he will take over."
"Hey, you said this wrong, how could I be such a person?"
"Cut~" Even Mika didn't believe it, she wasn't that kind of person.Help him to get the phone, tell him how to make an appointment, just tell him how to make a date, isn't this the best level?
"You can use Weibo as you like. Anyway, I've already given you the welcome gift. If you're going to fail, then you can't blame me."
"..."
Zhang Wei is doing this all over the place. Why does he always feel as if he is sorry for Lu Ziqiao? Is this an illusion?
In fact, Lu Ziqiao is really not reconciled. If it was replaced by him, it would be [-]% complete, so why bother with Zhang Wei? .
Chapter 869
After Zhang Wei returned to the room, Lu Ziqiao took a step back and became more annoyed.
So, he was so busy that he had a stomachache. He picked up the tablet, and then registered on it. A new Weibo account was successfully born.
Then randomly select a few public accounts, beauty bloggers, and a few bloggers who will return to the customs. In one go, a simple fishing Weibo was born.
Especially Lu Ziqiao specially took a rather simple and rude id: Weiwei who met you that day.
That's the point of telling Zhang Wei that I'm here to catch your fish.
"Hey, Ziye, come and follow, you have a lot of fans, if you pay attention, there will be many people who will follow me too."
"Impossible." Yu Ziye pouted: "I follow a scammer account. If fans are deceived, what will they do with me?"
Yu Ziye didn't want to talk about this shit, anyway, that's all, Zhang Wei is so cheap, it's really provocative.
But then again, if Zhang Wei really added Weiwei's Weibo, how could Weiwei ignore him in the way he chatted with Lu Ziqiao?It is estimated that he has been blocked long ago, and he has no hope at all.
Oh sure, he may have been hopeless all along.
"Don't pay attention, just wait! I'll wait for Zhang Wei to take the bait." Lu Ziqiao seemed to think of something funny, so he just opened his mouth and laughed.
Lu Ziqiao knows Zhang Wei too well. Sometimes that guy is stubborn. What you don't let him do, he has to do, is just a donkey.
So even if Lu Ziqiao was sure that Zhang Wei would search Weiwei's Weibo, he even chose the name directly, otherwise how could someone be named 'the Weiwei who met you that day'?
Seeing that the time was almost up, Yu Ziye looked as if Yifei should be back: "I'll go first, you can play slowly!"
"Hey, are you going to a place to eat? Take me with you! Just so you can save on the fare."
"No, I'm going to pick up Yifei, and the direction is exactly the opposite." Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Or you just wait at the bar, and I'll come to you after I pick up Yifei."
"Okay, let's go!"
Lu Ziqiao took the tablet and walked downstairs, leaving Zhang Wei to ignore him.
But if he really forgot to go to dinner, he wouldn't blame anyone else. He didn't need to shout before, and he would definitely arrive for dinner.
After Yu Ziye had a phone call with Yi Fei, he realized that Yi Fei was currently listening to a lecture and it was not over yet.Yu Ziye had no choice but to go to the bar to rest for a while.
But they met Zeng Xiaoxian and Mika, who were also waiting there.
"I said, Mr. Zeng, why are you still here if you don't go to the place where you're going to eat? Where's Nolan?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was helpless: "I don't want to either! Nuolan said there is still something to do, it will take a while, anyway, it's still early, what are you anxious about?"
"It's not that I'm in a hurry, it's them." Yu Ziye pointed at Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, and said helplessly, "They can't wait, don't you see?"
"How do you know?"
Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Lu Ziqiao had been looking at the tablet computer, and Meijia was also playing on the mobile phone, so she didn't seem in a hurry at all.
Hearing the conversation between Yu Ziye and Zeng Xiaoxian, Mika said calmly, "We're not in a hurry! As long as we don't let our pigeons go, even if your time is changed to twelve o'clock, we'll be there on time."
"..."
Yu Ziye rubbed his nose, these two were thinking of going crazy for a treat!
Zeng Xiaoxian almost laughed out loud, and said calmly: "If you want to be in a hurry, I guess Zhang Wei will be in a hurry, right? Oh, by the way, what about Zhang Wei?! He won't have passed, right?"
"No."
"How do you know? Did you call to ask?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao curiously.
Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "No, I just know anyway, don't worry about how I know."
"..."
Seeing Lu Ziqiao smiling so happily, Mika asked curiously, "What did you see? Why did you smile like this?"
Mika leaned over, and then saw Zhang Wei chatting with him, she almost didn't feel sick: "I'm going, do you have such a strong taste? Two big men adore each other, something is wrong!"
However, Lu Ziqiao still went his own way, Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched when he saw it: "I think it's not just mutual love, but there's something shameful about it!"
"That's not right." Yu Ziye shook his head: "You don't know! Ziqiao, this guy, actually treats Zhang Wei...hey~~"
"..."
Mei Jia and Zeng Xiaoxian listened to Yu Ziye's words, but he didn't say anything in the middle of the story, making them confused: "What did he do to Zhang Wei, you say it!"
"Okay, can you stop being so rude." Lu Ziqiao himself would have misunderstood: "I just registered a fishing account to catch Zhang Wei's fish. It's not as heavy as you think."
"Hoo~ you startled me, I thought you had dropped Zhang Wei!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head.
Relatively speaking, Mei Jia seemed to accept Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei's heavy taste more easily, but Lu Ziqiao fished Zhang Wei, which made her even more surprised: "No? Is that Wei Wei from Zhang Weijia, you?"
"you know?"
Mei Jia rolled her eyes helplessly: "He was just following me with 803 Yao, saying that he had found the real Wei Wei, and he was also a lawyer. I said how could it be so coincidental, both of them are lawyers."
"Psychologically speaking, it is easier to have a good impression of each other when you meet a person of the same occupation, because they are destined to have a lot of common topics, plus my simple and rude id, this is not. It must have been screened once, and this id of mine was selected."
"I think Zhang Wei's unfortunate physique is also at play." Yu Ziye added: "If he is lucky, maybe he won't even be able to find your account number, because there are many well-known bloggers whose names are definitely ranked in the list. in front of you."
"That's right, so, in terms of the importance of a name, although my ranking is not at the top, it is the Weiwei that fits his mind the most."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded subconsciously, as if this was the truth.
Mika sighed: "Hey, you can laugh at him as much as you want."
"That's so boring! I have better ideas." Lu Ziqiao's face looked quite evil, and Mika was heartbroken when she saw it.
Yu Ziye knew what he wanted to do, but he didn't stop him, but said, "Hey, let him know, you're basically finished, and there's still a buffer."
"learn."
"...".
Chapter 870
"So, what did you do?" Mika asked curiously when she heard that he had better ideas.
"look by youself."
Mika took the tablet, glanced at it, and read: "Please pay attention, this feels like a sweet Yida, I don't want to swallow it, and I don't want to spit it out."
"Ouch~" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to vomit when he heard it, Zhang Zhangwei's brain was definitely pumping: "What kind of literary youth is this guy pretending to be!"
Lu Ziqiao is knowledgeable at first glance. After watching such disgusting things too much, not only will he not feel nauseated, but he will also find it funny: "When face to face, he is more restrained, but when talking behind his back, the essence of diaosi can be seen at a glance. And face to face. At that time, apart from the nature of these diaosi, he wouldn't say anything except awkward chats, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to get a phone call."
"Isn't he coming?" Mika asked curiously. Could it be that this guy's phone call that hasn't been called for three days is still fake?
"That's the number the delivery guy asked for him." Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly, "The delivery guy just made a mistake in an order, so he got Weiwei's name and phone number out. He's good, he talked all night, and even I can't even ask people their names."
"Then how did you give him back?"
"Nonsense, since he wants to get the result in his mind, I will satisfy him." Lu Ziqiao said calmly, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.
"I'm still saying that, let him learn a lesson, it's a revenge for yourself, but if you play too much, it's easy to get caught." Yu Ziye reminded kindly.
"This is fishing, you really think that a blue whale can be caught in a small pond!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked with some doubts.
"The blue whale doesn't need it, but a big carp can take you down with a pole."
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