My Apartment Life

　　"Do you think Zhang Wei will be a big carp?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked weakly: "I think he is a grass carp, such a simple scam will be hooked, and people can still be taken down ¨.?"

　　Yu Ziye shrugged and didn't argue with him.

　　And Mika also saw the message Zhang Wei continued to send: "The clear sky is blue, the cherry blossoms are pink, and the sunset is red, and what color are you? What do you mean?"

　　"He wanted to implicitly ask me what color I like." Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

　　"Then how did you get back?"

　　"Of course it's more reserved~" Lu Ziqiao was about to cry from the screen.

　　Mika twitched the corners of her mouth and continued to scroll down: "Today, I bought a pair of golden stockings online, I really hope someone appreciates it, Aite, Zhang Wei's word Yida."

　　Then there is the following: "Finally found a soulmate. I have been short of gold since I was a child. I not only appreciate gold, but also appreciate... stockings."

　　"..." After Zeng Xiaoxian saw it, he felt that the whole person was not well: "It's more than the lack of gold in the five elements, it's simply the lack of five elements in the five elements!"

　　"Five elements are lacking in heart." Lu Ziqiao corrected him again: "He has no bottom line in order to cater to the common language."

　　When Yu Ziye heard this, he suddenly thought of a question: "I don't think Zhang Wei has any problem with saying these words. The problem is that he said these words to someone... who he doesn't know very well at all."

　　"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt strange.

　　"Look!" Yu Ziye took out his mobile phone, and then sent Yifei the words that Zhang Wei typed: I miss you, it feels like a sweet Yida, reluctant to swallow it, Reluctant to throw up.

　　"..."

　　The three of them widened their eyes and watched Yu Ziye send this sentence to Yifei, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

　　Then, Yu Ziye's cell phone rang immediately and received a message from Yifei: "I'll be back soon, wait for me at home."

　　Yu Ziye showed them the phone: "Did you see it? So, if you say these words to another person or person, it won't look so contrived."

　　"Then send her the sentence 'The sky is blue'."

　　"Just send it." Yu Ziye said and edited it, and sent it to Yifei.Then I got a sentence: "You have a cramp in your brain? I want to ask what color I like and say it directly. Why is it so literary and artistic?"

　　"Did you see it?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a big laugh, "It means that there is a problem with Zhang Wei's way of speaking."

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes at him: "This is different, Yifei and I have known each other for a long time, and this sentence is really not suitable for me to say to her, and I also know what color Yifei likes, so it's not necessary at all. ask."

　　"What color does she like?" Lu Ziqiao asked silently.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while: "I've been her roommate for so long, and I really don't know what color she likes. It seems that she likes a lot of colors!"

　　"...Yes, there are a lot of them, but they tend to be more cyan." Yu Ziye nodded and said.

　　"Then you can find an excuse, saying that you lack youth in the Five Elements, and send Zhang Wei's last sentence." Lu Ziqiao urged Yu Ziye to send it according to Zhang Wei's words.

　　"Then you have to find an excuse!" Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "Then I'll send one to Yifei first: What color do you like?"

　　Sure enough, it didn't take long for Yifei to reply directly: Cyan.

　　Yu Ziye thought about it for a while, and made up his mind: "I finally found a soulmate. I have liked blue silk since I was a child, not only the blue color, but also...hair."

　　"Pfft~ Pull"

　　Several people sprayed it out directly, Zeng Xiaoxian patted his thigh: "Oh, no, no, no, can you stop being so funny, brother, your imitation ability is taught by your physical education teacher! Although it is called Qingsi, but Blue silk is the representative black hair! Hahaha~”

　　"I know, and you say, isn't this to make a cyan color? Zhang Wei may compare the gold in the invisible to gold, why can't I compare cyan to blue silk?"

　　"Niubi~ I've taken it, hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao also burst into laughter, as if he had forgotten about Zhang Wei's affairs.

　　Mika laughed as well, but instead she became interested: "Hey, keep going, don't stop! Look at what Sister Yifei said."

　　"Yes, look at what Yifei said." Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao also hurriedly urged Yu Ziye to check what Yifei said.

　　I saw Yifei's message to Yu Ziye, in addition to a few dots, there was also a frightened expression: "You don't like my hair, right?"

　　"Pfft~" Several people laughed again, and Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly: "I'll just say it! If you say this, there will definitely be problems. Look, everyone who has confirmed their relationship has been silenced by you, hemp. , I'm dying of laughter, hahaha~".

Chapter 871

　　"Don't be too busy laughing! Lu Ziqiao, stop laughing, hahaha~" Meijia shouted to Lu Ziqiao not to laugh, but she laughed like a goose.

　　Lu Ziqiao finally held back: "What are you trying to say?"

　　Mika finally got tired of laughing and stopped: "Don't be too busy laughing! Isn't this a ready-made material? Give it back to him! Ask if you like your stockings?"

　　Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, I want to see how he responds."

　　After sending it, Lu Ziqiao quietly waited for the news.Who would have thought that Zhang Wei would reply in seconds: "No, no, how could it be! I mean, you must look good in stockings, especially golden stockings."

　　"It's quite normal. I compliment the stockings that others bought." Lu Ziqiao shook his head, Zhang Wei finally said a normal sentence.

　　Yu Ziye's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey, I have a plan, are you interested! Besides, Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao, if this plan is passed, it may increase your Weibo followers~"

　　"What plan?" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and their Weibo fans rose, which can be said to be quite useful to them.

　　"Let's do an experiment!" Yu Ziye stretched out an 803 finger: "Look! Me, Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu, Ziqiao, the four of us and the other half represent the people who just fell in love after getting the certificate. , love unmarried, and first acquaintance.

　　We each tell the object what Zhang Wei said, and see how they will respond, so that not only can we make fun of Zhang Wei, but if he asks us to settle accounts afterwards, we can also tell him the result of the experiment and give him a loud slap, you guys How's it going? "

　　"Oh~ this is what I saw. When a young man plays chess with an old man, he follows the steps on the chess software, right?"

　　"Bingo, that's right."

　　"But I don't have the girl I just met!" Lu Ziqiao scratched his head.

　　"Isn't this a matter of minutes?" Yu Ziye glanced at him lightly.

　　"I won't do it." Lu Ziqiao's face turned stern, and he said seriously, "You guys are wasting resources, do you know? Those girls I just met were made by me to ride horses, not for experiments. , what does this have to do with the increase in followers on Weibo you said?"

　　"You posted the results of this experiment on Weibo, wouldn't it attract a lot of people to see it?" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "You don't think about it, when I talk to Yifei, you laugh like a chrysanthemum. "

　　"Yes, yes, I want to see it too. I want to see how the girls react." Mika looked like she was afraid that the world would not be in chaos: "Mr. Zeng, hurry up and send Nuolan a message."

　　"I'm going, are you all boring?" Zeng Xiaoxian was embarrassed to death when he saw what Zhang Wei sent, let alone sent it himself.

　　Mei Jia pretended to be disdainful and said, "Mr. Zeng, you don't dare to send it, right? Everyone sent it to Yifei in the middle of the night. What's the problem with you sending it to Nuolan? Besides, this will not make you a single dog again. "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian is a little tangled. Indeed, if these can become single dogs, then their relationship is too unstable. In this case, even if they are together, they will probably break up soon.

　　But, this thing is too shameful.

　　"If you don't dare, I'll come..." As she said that, Mika was excited to grab Zeng Xiaoxian's phone.

　　"Okay, I'll come, I'll do it myself." Zeng Xiaoxian avoided the excited Mika, took out his mobile phone, hesitated for a while, and finally sent it out.

　　"The next step is Guan Gu." Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Forget it, leave him alone, anyway, this experiment is as if he did not have him."

　　"Then let's send it together." Zeng Xiaoxian said he didn't want to be alone: ​​"Zi Qiao, take out your cell phone too."

　　"Okay, I'll send it with you." Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to go with Zeng Xiaoxian. Isn't that just sending such a message?What a simple thing.

　　After they sent this message, Zhang Wei couldn't wait anymore, because Lu Ziqiao discussed this matter and hadn't gotten back to him yet, so Zhang Wei sent him a message in a hurry.

　　"Why don't you reply to the message? Is it because of alcohol's numbness? Or is my brother too handsome? Is it obsession with games?

　　"Me?..." Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with a black line and sent such a large paragraph: "Hey, come and see, what's the answer to this paragraph?"

　　"I have to ask you!" Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao helplessly: "Your situation is the closest to Zhang Wei, so you should go back and forth with Zhang Wei according to the situation over there!"

　　"It's useless." Lu Ziqiao almost vomited blood: "The second sentence just now, they won't return."

　　"It's not better, you send this sentence to others." Yu Ziye said calmly.

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao's brain went down a little: "It seems to make sense, then I'll post it. Anyway, I don't plan to chase this girl anymore, so I'll give Zhang Wei an experiment."

　　Having said that, Lu Ziqiao sent it without hesitation, this sentence is called a literary art!

　　"Dududu~" Zeng Xiaoxian's cell phone rang, he was sending a message to Nuolan, and when he took it, it turned out to be Nuolan's: "I'm going, they called directly to ask. Don't be noisy, I see Let's see what Nolan has to say."

　　"Oh~" Lu Ziqiao and Mika hurriedly put down their phones and put their ears close.

　　"Hey, Nolan!"

　　"Xiao Xian, where are you now?"

　　"I... at the bar! What's the matter?" Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a while and decided to tell the truth.

　　"I just wanted to ask you if your... number was stolen."

　　"..."

　　"Pfft~" Lu Ziqiao and Mika laughed again, Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened, and he smiled awkwardly: "Hehehe~ How is it possible? My words were not stolen."

　　"But..." Nuolan asked weakly, "I remember that you are not such a literary person!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to vomit blood: "Why am I not a literary person?"

　　"Although you can be nauseous sometimes, but you've never been so literary and nauseous. I... don't know how to describe it. Anyway, it's not right. Did you copy the love letter somewhere?"

　　"No, really not." Zeng Xiaoxian denied it dumbfounded: "By the way, how long will it take for you to finish things, I'll go to the restaurant to prepare first."

　　"Hello..."

　　Before Nolan could finish speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian hung up. He was frightened: "Did you hear it? I can't do it here at all."

　　"Indeed." Mei Jia nodded: "I don't think Ziye's side Yifei has any doubts, because Ziye itself has the hardware of literature and art, so Yifei won't doubt it."

　　"...".

Chapter 872

　　"So, what are you trying to say?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Mika speechlessly.

　　"So, this is seriously inconsistent with Zhang Wei's image!" Mika clapped her palms with a look of sudden realization.

　　Lu Ziqiao raised his brows and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Did you just find out?"

　　"Um~"

　　Mika was stunned for a moment, I went, why are these people not surprised at all, could it be that they have already noticed this tricky angle, it is too cruel?Mika asked weakly, "How did you find out?"

　　The three patted their foreheads, and Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand: "Okay, I'd better go to the restaurant to prepare! Come over when you play, don't I have to invite you over."

　　"Wait a minute, we'll go with you." Mei Jia and Lu Ziqiao reacted and quickly followed, not behind at all.

　　Yu Ziye shook his head speechlessly, and then calmly sent Yifei the message why he didn't reply.