My Apartment Life
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"Cough~ it's nothing." Yu Ziye touched his nose and said lightly: "By the way, I heard that you used to be a criminal policeman, why are you being transferred to the traffic police team now? Could it be that you were transferred because no one wanted it? Go to the traffic police team and let you learn to be a lady."
"..."
Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian both looked at Yu Ziye with admiration, "Yes, you are very strong, how dare you say such things in person?"
Yu Ziye looked at Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's strange eyes, and he asked weakly, "Can't we say this? Shouldn't it be a secret?"
Yifei patted her forehead: "You really can't be idle, you should go back to class tomorrow!"
"I don't want it." Yu Ziye shook his head: "Let's take a wool class! I finally took a break for a while!"
Fortunately, Sunny didn't seem to care too much, but said generously: "Almost! It's just a simple job transfer, and why do you say 'also'?"
"Cough, because we knew a similar female traffic policeman before." Yi Fei was so angry when she saw Qingtian, she explained directly.
"Really? Who are you talking about? Maybe I know him."
"A female traffic policeman named Moran, I don't know if you are a colleague."
"Molan!" Qingtian suddenly realized: "I know, of course I know. She was indeed transferred to the traffic police team for a while, but she went back and we haven't seen each other since. By the way, how did you meet?"
Yi Fei twitched the corners of her mouth and told her the story of Zhang Wei's blind date.
After that, the matter was completely discussed, and Yu Ziye found out that this sunny day is also a very gossipy person, and I don’t know how she was selected to the criminal police team. Can she go with such gossip?
Finally, when it was almost time to chat, this sunny day thought of saying goodbye.
The next morning, Guan Gu still found his senior brother Du Jun, hoping that he could help him find some reliable part-time jobs.
As a part-time little prince, Du Jun can find a reliable part-time job.
In desperation of being entangled, Du Jun had to agree, and promised to take Guan Gu to his part-time job to familiarize himself with the situation first.
Yu Ziye was watching a drama with her computer in her hands. Yifei looked at it curiously and found out that she didn't like the drama very much, so she lost interest.
So she took Yu Ziye and started chatting: "Dear, what do you think of that sunny day?"
"It looks like a fairy." Yu Ziye gave Yifei a blank look, as if I had already seen through your meaning.
Yifei pretended not to see his eyes and patted Yu Ziye: "Is it really as beautiful as you said? Hahaha~"
"Hahaha~" Yu Ziye rubbed his forehead and said helplessly: "Yifei, you can do such a thing with taking off your pants and farting? Just ask me to praise you?"
"Not bad!!" Yi Fei happily hugged Yu Ziye's neck: "You have heard such a subtle hint." Then Yi Fei's face changed: "Tell me, how many girls did you fool?"
"You actually doubt me." Yu Ziye called out directly, with a heartbroken look: "You actually suspect that I have an affair with another girl? Yifei, you have changed, you have changed your mind, are you trying to tell me You have an affair with another girl, and then you take the opportunity to break up and push all the blame to me, right?
how could you do this?I take care of you with shit and pee, beat your back when I’m tired, suck~ I’ll pour water for you when I’m thirsty, suck~ I’ll cook for you when I’m hungry, and in the end I’ll get this result, sigh~~ woo woo~"
Yi Fei's face was bewildered, there were [-] grass and mud horses galloping past in her heart, and her heart twitched along with Yu Ziye. . .
Seeing that Yu Ziye felt like continuing to talk, she shouted: "Stop, don't talk anymore, my nose is sore, I'm afraid that if you talk about it, I'll become heinous. This plot is not going right. Why did you steal my lines!?"
"Cough~~" Yu Ziye changed his face in an instant: "Well, you are not suitable for such lines, so I can only tell you."
Yifei: "..."
Yi Fei was speechless, inexplicable, she couldn't say what she wanted to scare Yu Ziye later, and she was frightened by him.This feeling is like beeping a dog.
"It's really boring, how about we go out for a walk?" Yifei felt a little boring, she didn't want to stay at home anymore, and tried to pull Yu Ziye out.
Yu Ziye quickly shook his head: "I'm not going, it's better for me to stay at home, you can go to Mika or Yoyo! It's really not possible, you can also look for the unlucky Zhang Wei."
"You can do it! Zhang Wei, that stingy guy, can he move his nest if he doesn't give him money?" Yi Fei gave Yu Ziye a blank look: "I'd better go find Youyou."
"Then go! Remember to bring me some socks back."
"Bring it again, do you eat socks? You bought ten pairs this month."
"Who told you to wash things and lose my socks? You've lost all of them. I only have ten of ten pairs of socks that are 2.1. You are too embarrassed to say."
"I..." Yi Fei said painfully, and finally lowered her head: "No one will see the socks when you wear them anyway, and it's okay to wear them differently!"
"You can pull it down!" Yu Ziye was even more speechless, and said silently: "It's a good thing I don't have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, or I'll be forced to death by you, so you should buy me a few more pairs!"
"Okay! I'll buy you ten identical pairs this time, so you won't be afraid to lose just one if you lose it, right?"
"Hehe, you are such a clever little devil, you mean, you know the mistake of throwing my socks, but you just don't change it, right?"
"..."
Yifei thought about it carefully, and it seemed that she really meant it: "You say yes! Stay at home and wait for me to come back."
"...".
Chapter 889
On the other side, Guan Gu followed the senior brother to the police station.Du Jun told Guan Gu very seriously: "Guan Gu, don't say that your brother has not taken care of you, this job is an ordinary person, and I don't easily introduce it."
Guan Gu was very excited when he saw this place: "We are working part-time, how can we still be a policeman?"
Du Jun wanted to say something, but was choked by Guan Gu's words, and said dissatisfiedly: "Of course not, we are auxiliary work, helping them paint the portrait of the suspect."
"..."
Guan Gu glanced behind what Du Jun pointed to, and found that there were photos and portraits on it. His eyes lit up: "Really? It's so powerful? Eh? But isn't it the job of the criminal investigation team to draw portraits?"
"Of course it's not your turn to draw murderers, we just draw some thieves! Little Mo! Just maintain the law and order in the area." Du Jun explained to Guan Gu calmly.
Guan Gu suddenly realized that it was not bad, at least it was a very meaningful thing.And the most important thing is that this thing is indeed much better than what the eldest brother introduced before.
"No problem, I'm good at 11 drawing people."
Guan Gu's idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
In one morning, he saw a total of four people, one victim, and three witnesses. As a result, all four of them were abnormal.
The case was a theft case. According to the victim, someone pried open his car and stole the computer, which contained very important things, and was also related to his girlfriend.
It's a pity that this guy speaks the H language, which Guan Gu and the senior don't understand.Under the explanation of the elder brother's 'witness', Guan Gu finally knew the first characteristic of this thief: an explosive head.
Then I asked the other people for their confessions. One of them was useless, and the other said that the person was definitely not a thief.Only the last person had a role and described the thief's appearance.
Guan Gu painted it very seriously, but the more he painted, the more tangled he became. . .
When the last person asked, it turned out that it was not the thief at all, but a liar, which made Guan Gu even more confused.
However, those have nothing to do with him, he is only responsible for drawing the portrait of that person according to the characteristics.
But in the end, he was dumbfounded. . .
The police comrade came over at the end, and then thanked Guan Gu very much: "It's really hard for you today."
The senior brother seemed to be used to this, and he said calmly, "Although there are some twists and turns, I have finally gained something."
Guan Gu was very confused and picked up the portrait: "Comrade police, do you think this can really solve the case?"
After seeing the portrait, the police comrade almost couldn't help laughing, and he concealed it a little: "Whether the case can be solved depends on the situation, and we will follow up on the basis of witnesses."
Guan Gu felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted. He felt that behind this seemingly good part-time job, there was something that affected people's brains.
Guan Gu sighed and muttered that he never wanted to come again.
His stubbornness can be said to be very strong, and if something is wrong, he doesn't really want to do it.
Saying goodbye to the big brother, Guan Gu took a bus and was about to go home.
However, at the intersection at the door, he seemed to see a familiar figure.He walked over curiously and found that it was Yi Fei, who was wearing a traffic police uniform and was on duty at the intersection.
Guan Gu rubbed his eyes, then took another look, and found that it was indeed Yi Fei: "Nani? When did Yi Fei make a police call?"
With curiosity and doubts, he walked to the intersection, took a closer look, and made sure that he was not mistaken.Guan Gu then asked, "Yifei, why are you here? When did you become a traffic policeman?"
"..."
When Qingtian heard someone call Yifei, she turned around after a moment of surprise.I saw a dull-looking person wearing glasses talking to her with a very sloppy accent.
Knowing who Yifei is and knowing that this should be Yifei's friend, she couldn't help but play with her heart: "Hey, since you know it, I won't hide it from you, yes, I did pass the test. Traffic police."
"..." Guan Gu's face was stunned: "How come I never knew before."
"Because Midnight won't let me!" Qingtian complained afterward, and she said aggrievedly: "She didn't let me take the test, I took the test secretly, and I also came to work secretly, just by taking the time of class, I lied to him to go to class , came here to work."
"..."
Guan Gu was even more stunned: "Why didn't he let it? Isn't that good?"
"Because...hey~" Qingtian sighed and said with a heartbroken expression: "Because he is also a teacher, so he wants me to be a teacher too, and doesn't let me do other professions..."
"Qiaodou sack..." Guan Gu was a little puzzled, and he said weakly: "It seems that you forced Ziye to take the teacher test, right? In fact, Ziye doesn't like being a teacher, how do you say that Ziye won't let you be a teacher? Woolen cloth?"
"Ah? Is that so?" Qingtian was a little stunned, she really didn't know that this was the case, after all, she had only known Yu Ziye and Yifei for a few days, how could she possibly know them all?
"You don't have amnesia, right?" Guan Gu asked helplessly, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong: "No, it's not memory loss, it's memory confusion."
"Really?" Qingtian pretended to be innocent and said, "Impossible, I remember it clearly, 813, you see, it takes three steps to put an elephant in the refrigerator, open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and then close the door. Come to the door, right?"
"Uh, this, it's true." Guan Gu seemed to be correct after hearing her logic.
"But I think there's a fourth step."
"What's the fourth step?"
"The fourth step is to lock the elephant in."
"...you're already locked in."
"Impossible, how can there be?"
"It's over, you're really messed up." Guan Gu wanted to vomit blood, but he seemed to have broken the game, which made Qingtian completely stunned.
After Guan Gu finished speaking, he took out the phone and called Yu Ziye, wanting him to pick up 'Yi Fei'.But Yu Ziye didn't hear because the phone was charging, so Guan Gu could only hang up.
Sunny seems to have finished teasing at this moment, and continues to stand there on duty to maintain traffic.
Guan Gu had no choice but to get on a bus, intending to go back and tell Yu Ziye directly.
Fortunately, when he went back, he found that Yu Ziye was still at home, and was still watching the drama as if nothing had happened, while Yifei had disappeared.Guan Gu hurriedly ran to Yu Ziye's side: "Ziye, you still want to watch the drama here, do you know that something happened to Yifei."
"...".
Chapter 890
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