My Apartment Life
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"What happened?" Yu Ziye was a little puzzled, seeing Guan Gu's appearance, he really didn't think it was an accident.
Guan Gu closed Yu Ziye's computer, and instead asked, "Ziye, is it that Yifei doesn't want to be a teacher, and then you forced others to be a teacher?"
"Ah?" Yu Ziye was even more baffled, he asked weakly: "Guan Gu, are you okay? Didn't Yifei always like to be a teacher? Otherwise, she wouldn't have made such a big wish. !"
"What ambition?"
"Five years as an associate professor!"
"..."
When Guan Gu thought it was true, he suddenly woke up and waved his hand: "No, it's wrong, it's wrong. Something really happened to Yifei, and her memory is messed up."
"Memories are confused?" Yu Ziye frowned: "Which aspect are you talking about?"
"You know?" Guan Gu looked at Yu Ziye in surprise, and hurriedly said, "Then why don't you take her to check?"
"What are you checking!" Yu Ziye sighed and said helplessly: "It's not that she can do this alone, so can I! Sometimes I often miss the lessons on Monday and Tuesday, because these two days The course is like a year! If you're not careful, you can go wrong."
"It's still contagious."
"Yes, how do you know it's contagious?" Yu Ziye looked at Guan Gu in surprise, and then felt a little melancholy: "You found out all this, do you sometimes feel that you have already finished drawing comics and fell asleep? , only to find that I didn’t draw at all? Then after I finished drawing, I went to sleep and found that I had already drawn it long ago, and two of them appeared all at once.”
"Yes, yes, yes..." Guan Gu said in horror, "So, you have infected this?"
Yu Ziye sighed, shook his head and said, "Actually, this disease first appeared on Teacher Zeng."
"Mr. Zeng? What does this have to do with Teacher Zeng?" Guan Gu was puzzled. It was clearly the symptoms of Yu Ziye and Yifei, so how did he become Zeng Xiaoxian?
"It's very simple! Didn't you realize that Teacher Zeng has had a severe personality split? This is more than a memory disorder? It's simply divided into two memories ¨.!"
"That's right~" Guan Gu suddenly realized that Zeng Xiaoxian was indeed the most serious: "How can this be treated?"
"It's very simple! Look at Teacher Zeng, isn't the treatment very good?"
"Ah?" Guan Gu was very distressed. He didn't see how Zeng Xiaoxian treated him at all: "How did Teacher Zeng treat him? Why can't I see it?"
Yu Ziye sighed and seemed to be speechless to Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, your observation skills are poor! Didn't he evolve into two personalities? One personality stores one memory, so the memory won't be Won't it be confusing?"
"This...is this really possible?"
"Of course, you can ask Mr. Zeng, he can talk to himself when he is alone, and he is not lonely at all. Otherwise, how do you think he can endure loneliness for more than [-] years?"
"It makes sense!" Guan Gu suddenly understood: "Then I will ask Teacher Zeng how to treat this disease."
"If you ask him why, I'll know!" Yu Ziye grabbed him.
"you know?"
"That's right!" Yu Ziye nodded, then flickered Guan Gu: "You just need to train yourself to talk to yourself in normal times? When will you be able to play chess with yourself, this disease will be considered a problem? cured."
"Really, if you don't believe me, you go to Teacher Zeng to try and let him play chess with himself. He definitely doesn't know who can win."
"Then I'll try it." Guan Gu was completely crippled by Yu Ziye, and couldn't wait to go back and try.
Yu Ziye looked at the back of Guan Gu leaving, shook his head and sighed: "Like Guan Gu, if she becomes a girl, she might be Lu Ziqiao's favorite! It's a pity! He's a man."
But Yu Ziye was curious, why did Guan Gu say that Yifei's memory was confused?Could it be that her memory is really messed up?Well, it looks like I have to find some time to test her.
The day passed slowly, and when Mika came back from the pet store, she found that only Yu Ziye was there, so she said hello and went to the bathroom.
After coming out, I read comics on the side of the sofa, and fell asleep while watching.
Yu Ziye silently covered her with a blanket, and went to see if Yoyo had returned, and if not, where did the two of them go.
Just as soon as he went back, he saw Guan Gu talking to himself there.Yu Ziye was a little puzzled, walked over and patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Guan Gu, what are you doing?"
"Who are you?" Guan Gu's high-pitched voice appeared in Yu Ziye's ears.
Yu Ziye was frightened: "I'm going, Guan Gu, what are you doing?"
"I'm Mario Guangu, do you have anything to do with me?"
"..." Yu Ziye's mouth twitched, this Guan Gu wouldn't really create a second personality, would he?It's only one afternoon!Is there anything wrong.
Glancing at Guan Gu, Yu Ziye thought of a solution: "... Guan Gu, I just saw Yoyo walking down the street with a handsome guy very intimately."
"Nani?" Guan Gu's voice changed all of a sudden, and he couldn't bear to pretend: "Where did you see it, I'm going to find her."
"..." Yu Ziye patted his forehead: "Calm down Guan Gu."
"Calm down, Yoyo is actually with a handsome guy, I'm going to see what's going on."
"No such thing." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "I lied to you, I said, you won't really create a second personality, will you?"
"No." When Guan Gu heard that he lied to him, he was a little depressed: "I tried for a day, but I just couldn't do what Teacher Zeng did. I couldn't guess who would win when I played chess with myself."
"..." Yu Ziye murmured, "Impossible!"
"What's impossible?" Guan Gu asked in confusion.
"No, what kind of chess did you ask Teacher Zeng to play?"
"Flying chess!"
"..."
Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, the flying chess ghost knows who can win!I'm going, this thing is purely based on luck, it's a ghost if you can count who wins!
"Then why did you get a Guangu Mario out?"
"Hey~" Guan Gu was a little embarrassed: "Actually, I really like Mario. I don't think it's okay to become Mario, so I just want to try, can I become like this?"
"is it okay?"
"No." Guan Gu said unhappily: "As soon as I start drawing, I will forget that I am Mario, and I will not understand until I remember it, not to mention that the two personalities switch randomly."
"If it's so simple, you can have a second personality!" Yu Ziye complained, if that's the case, aren't those actors all crazy? .
Chapter 891
"Kuan Guan, my dear, I'm back."
Yu Ziye was still having a headache how to explain this issue to Guan Gu, and he was still thinking about where Yifei had trouble with his memory, making his mind dizzy.
He suddenly found that even if he didn't attend class, he still had such a headache, and none of these people gave him peace of mind.
Fortunately, Yoyo came back at this time, and Guan Gu said quickly: "Hey, don't miss out, I'll let Yoyo see if she can see the difference in me, if she can, I'll be closer. one step."
"Ah?" Before Yu Ziye could understand what Guan Gu meant, Yunyou entered from outside.Seeing that Yu Ziye was also here, she was a little puzzled: "Hey, where is Ziye? Guan Guan, why did I tell you that you didn't answer me?"
"I don't want to answer you!"
"..."
Yunyou's eyes widened, and then she blinked: "Guanguan, why do you speak exactly the same way as Mario? You won't be possessed by Mario, will you?"
"Really?" Guan Gu's eyes lit up: "Do you really think I'm talking to Mario?"
"..." Youyou nodded suspiciously, and asked a little puzzled: "Guan Guan, didn't you say Mario has left? Did he come back?"
"Uh, that's not it, it's just that I created a second personality in order to store some of 817's memories."
"Storing memory?" Youyou was about to be frightened by Guan Gu's words: "Guan Guan, don't scare me, the memory is gone, aren't you miserable?"
"Of course not." Guan Gu said with a smile: "I will put some unforgettable memories in, such as Mario, such as our romantic affairs, which is like a time capsule, helping me store my memories for a long time. And if I store all these things, I can live a better life, right?"
Yunyou suddenly understood: "Why does this sound like our reading file?"
"This is an upgraded version of File Reading, which is much easier to use than File Reading, and can be read at any time."
"Sounds good, I want to play too." After listening to it, Yoyo actually became interested, and very happily asked Guan Gu for the trick, and Yu Ziye was left alone, stunned, watching the two play like the real thing.
Yu Ziye touched his nose, okay!It seems that he is joking, and it can also enhance their feelings. If this is the case, then there is no need to tell them the truth!
"Yuyou, is Yifei back?"
"No." Yoyo turned around and replied, she suddenly remembered: "Hey, by the way, Guan Guan, how is your part-time job today?"
Speaking of this, Guan Gu was helpless: "Don't mention it, today's work, I feel something is wrong."
"What's wrong?"
Guan Gu told Yoyo what happened today: "I don't think it's like reporting a crime at all, but making fun of others."
"I don't know anything else, but I know that the guy who said it first must be interested in that rich man." Youyou said speechlessly: "I guess I still want to take the opportunity of looking for a thief to find him."
"I don't care! Anyway, I won't go there again next time. It's not for creation at all!"
"Aren't you going!?" Youyou looked at Guan Gu in a speechless manner. She really didn't understand why Guan Gu resisted these things so much. Apart from what the senior brother said before, isn't this job pretty good?
"Anyway, I'm not going. I think going will affect my IQ."
Youyou sighed, unable to do anything about Guan Gu's firm idea: "Then have you looked for another job?!"
"Yes! I found a part-time job that suits me perfectly."
"What part-time job?" Youyou asked suspiciously.
"Look." Guan Gu removed the computer, pointed to the thing on it and said, "This is it."
Yoyo looked at it and vomited blood immediately: "Extras, neon soldiers with dragons? Guan Gu, you have already smashed the jars to become dragons. Don't you want to be a teacher and paint portraits?"
Guan Gu looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "I was born to create, as long as I don't create, I don't want to do it!"
Yunyou was even more puzzled: "But what does being a dragon have to do with creation?"
"It doesn't matter much, at least I change my career, I won't be so unhappy." Guan Gu still looked like that.
Yu Ziye sighed: "I now know why Wan Yu was so firm towards Zhan Bo back then. She was very soft-hearted, but she still said it, even if they broke up."
"What Wan Yu and Zhan Bo? Is there something that I don't know happened?" Youyou looked at Yu Ziye suspiciously.
Yu Ziye spreads his hands: "You forgot, Wan Yu said earlier that he was going to study, and Zhan Bo said he would follow, but because he couldn't find a job, Zhan Bo went to find a job as a mannequin, just to be able to work with Wan Yu. A little bit closer."
"There is a model job, I would like to do it, but unfortunately I don't." Guan Gu said confidently: "At least this is very helpful to my creation."
"Who said no?" Yu Ziye interrupted him.
"..."
Yunyou widened her eyes: "Really?"
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