My Apartment Life
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"No, don't go in blindly." Yu Ziye hurriedly stopped him: "Are you crazy?! Zhang Wei has a woman at home now, so you went in like this, didn't you get scolded?"
"Oh~ that's right." Zeng Xiaoxian reacted, and now he can't break in directly, just like Yu Ziye and Yi Fei's room, he can't just break in like this, the ghost knows if they have done anything bad in it. what! ?
But it's okay, Zhang Wei is not inside, you can wait outside for him to come back.
After a while, Zhang Wei came in from outside, and seeing everyone sitting outside, he said excitedly, "Hey, where is everyone?"
Yifei gave Zeng Xiaoxian a look, and Zeng Xiaoxian rushed the ducks to the shelves in distress: "Hey, Zhang Wei, is your girlfriend still here? Let her come out and sit down! I wasn't there for dinner last night, and I haven't seen you yet. Girlfriend!"
"Oh~ she's still there, wait~ I'll call her now."
Zhang Wei was still happy to introduce people who supported him, so he hurried back to his room and found Momo.
Zhang Wei's face was full of red light at this time: "Last night, Mr. Zeng was away, silently, let me introduce to you, this is Zeng Xiaoxian, a famous radio host."
"Uh, hehe~ What nonsense are you talking about?" Zeng Xiaoxian was directly confused by Zhang Wei's trick, and his smile was extremely wretched.
Yifei coughed and Zeng Xiaoxian stopped abruptly.He coughed to hide his embarrassment, then looked at Momo: "Huh? Liu Momo?"
"Yes, her name is Liu Momo, and I told you yesterday." Zhang Wei didn't hear the meaning of Zeng Xiaoxian's words, but just introduced it calmly.
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately appeared at a large-scale recognition scene: "It's me! Silent, have you forgotten? We are junior high school classmates?"
"Ah?" Zhang Wei was stunned and looked at Momo: "Really?"
Silently smiled: "Mr. Zeng, you really know how to joke, how could such a coincidence happen?"
"Why not, I'm a small speaker in the first class of the second grade of the third middle school! You even handed me an application for the job~ Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian looked familiar.
However, Momo just blinked his eyes and said with a smile, "I think you've got the wrong person. I'm not from the Third Middle School."
"..."
Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze, and when he looked back, Yifei and Yu Ziye were whispering, as if they didn't notice him at all.
Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood, what about my old classmate?Okay, what are we familiar with?
"Uh hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly: "Maybe I'm wrong? You look like a classmate and I, hahaha~"
"Hahaha~" Zhang Wei was a little puzzled: "It's alright, if you admit your mistakes, you will admit your mistakes! I didn't expect you, Mr. Zeng, to have classmates who are so similar to Momo!"
"Yeah yeah!~"
Zeng Xiaoxian was sweating coldly, and after sitting beside him, he stared angrily at Yu Ziye and Yifei, as if he was going to swallow them.
Yu Ziye and Yifei don't have time to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian at the moment. Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Yu Ziye was lying to him, but Yifei knew that Yu Ziye should not lie.
"Dear, what's the situation?"
"I don't know." Yu Ziye shook his head: "According to the situation, she liked Teacher Zeng before. Although it didn't have much effect, it is absolutely impossible to pretend that she doesn't know Teacher Zeng!"
"Could it be that you were wrong?"
"Impossible." Yu Ziye flatly denied that his words were all nonsense, how could he be wrong?He was very sure that this Momo was definitely Teacher Zeng's junior high school classmate, and he was also his admirer, until now.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up: "I see. We discussed things before and were silently heard."
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"Oh?" Yifei's eyes lit up, yes, she had been arguing in the living room for so long, and she must have heard it silently inside. She knew that they were going to trick her, so she just decided to do it and let them do nothing.
Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Then it's interesting now. She doesn't want to admit that she is a classmate of Teacher Zeng, so Teacher Zeng can do it."
"So what do we do now? Unless we can get her old pictures, absolutely nothing!"
"Who said there was no way?" Yu Ziye looked at Yifei playfully.
Yifei saw his smile and knew that he was going to make a bigger move: "What bad idea are you holding back?"
Yu Ziye thief smiled: "Hehe, she knows that we are going to expose her plastic surgery, but she may not know that in this world, there is a trick called framing,"
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"..."
Yifei's eyes widened: "No, no, wait a minute, you mean, let me frame her for plastic surgery?"
"Then has she had plastic surgery?"
"Yes!" Yi Fei was convinced of Yu Ziye's words, of course she thought so.
"Why not?" Yu Ziye had a bad look on his face.
Yifei looked at Yu Ziye deeply: "I'll go, my dear, you are like the villain in the movie now!"
"Did you know?" Yu Ziye smiled and said calmly, "At that time, even if she has a mouth, she won't be able to tell. Don't forget, this is our territory~"
"Then what should we do next? We can't learn to be a flower thief and throw a note to Zhang Wei, right?"
"Of course not." Yu Ziye crossed his hips and said excitedly, "Do you still remember Mika's pregnancy?"
"You still say..."
Yifei knew it at one point, and instantly understood that if they were framed for cosmetic surgery, wouldn't Momo know all about it?If you want to do it, do something she doesn't know, and then turn to plastic surgery.
"You are good or bad! But I like it." Yifei smiled.
Yu Ziye coughed and said, "Yifei, you are also very much like a villain now."
"Isn't it like you?" Yi Fei rolled her eyes and closed her eyes, but didn't care what Yu Ziye said.So.
Chapter 948
What Yu Ziye and Yifei said sneakily did not let others know, even if Zeng Xiaoxian stared at them with hatred, they still didn't mean to explain at all.
Explanation shit, now silently still here!They had already had a conflict with Zhang Wei. If they were to talk about it now, would this friend still do it?
Because of the embarrassing incident of admitting the wrong person before, Zeng Xiaoxian and Momo didn't talk much.Momo also asked Zhang Wei to send her back because he was afraid of staying here.
After they left, Zeng Xiaoxian finally got angry: "Yu Ziye, Hu Yifei, what do you mean? Are you kidding me?!"
"Who played you?" Yifei said calmly, "If they say they don't know you, they really don't know you?"
"...What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and the fire that had burst out suddenly disappeared.
Yu Ziye sighed: "Mr. Zeng, we asked you to recognize relatives... um, no, we didn't ask you to directly say anything about the school! You said it directly, not to give people a chance to go back on it. ?"
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand, scratched his head and asked, "I still don't understand."
"You don't understand this?" Even Guan Gu looked at him like a fool: "Ziye means that she didn't want Zhang Wei to know about the silent plastic surgery, if she admits that she knows you. , isn't that disguised admitting that he had plastic surgery? Teacher Zeng, you can't see that?"
"That's right." Mika and Yoyo also taught Zeng Xiaoxian a lesson abnormally, because they all understood.
Zeng Xiaoxian's face changed from anger to embarrassment, okay!He really didn't think of this, mainly because he was fooled by Yu Ziye and Yifei, and his brain lost the ability to think for a while: "What should I do now? Now that she is prepared, I can't tell Zhang Wei. already."
Yu Ziye felt that the responsibility this time was his own, but he didn't expect to eavesdrop in silently: "It's okay, we still have plan B."
"What plan b?"
Yifei said calmly, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I'll give you a chance to make up for what you have done."
"Will you make up for it?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little pained: "This is asking me to run errands again! Tell me! What else do you want me to do?"
"Go to the pharmacy to buy an early pregnancy."
"Oh~ ah?~" After Zeng Xiaoxian heard it, the whole person was stunned: "Early... Early pregnancy? Who is pregnant?"
"Of course it's Momo." Yu Ziye raised his eyebrows: "Hehe~ On the premise that Zhang Wei and Momo haven't done anything, what do you think will happen if Zhang Wei sees Momo pregnant?"
"I'm going, this move is too damaging, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian vomited blood: "You are directly forcing them to break up!"
"It's better this way, it's a hundred times easier, and it saves trouble." Guan Gu said directly: "Right, but we have to make sure that this silent woman has really undergone plastic surgery, and Zhang Wei cares about a woman who has undergone plastic surgery, so he can do such a wicked thing. matter."
Yu Ziye said very firmly: "I can guarantee that this Momo is Mr. Zeng's junior high school classmate, and he has undergone plastic surgery. Mr. Zeng, then I will draw the photos I saw Momo before with memory and show it to you, you can see Look, if I draw a picture, you can be sure that what I'm saying is true."
"Good idea~" Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed: "In this case, there is evidence that you have indeed seen Momo, so we can rest assured."
Yu Ziye nodded, why can he be sure that he has undergone plastic surgery in silence, or is Zeng Xiaoxian's junior high school classmate?
That's because she said it herself, and she also made some details clear.As for whether Zhang Wei will like it, don't worry, this guy will definitely not like it, because it costs money!
At this time, Mika suddenly said: "Hey, you don't need to buy it if you are pregnant early, I have it."
"..." Everyone looked at her strangely, and she said weakly: "Hehe~ That, before I got pregnant last time, I went to buy it, and I bought several, I'm afraid the test is wrong. . . ."
"Oh~~" Everyone suddenly realized, remembering the previous pregnancy of Mika.Yifei also nodded, since there is, then there is no need to bother: "Then you can save the purchase, and we will act separately. Dear, you can draw the portrait of Momo from memory.
Meijia, your task is also very heavy. Find a pregnant woman and ask her to help you get two bars. "
"Ah~ This is too perverted, isn't it? I'm not going..." Mika almost didn't get a chest pain from this task.
Yu Ziye said calmly: "Hey~ Mika, you can say that in order to test your boyfriend's reaction, let her help you out! It's not possible, you can pay for it."
"I'm still not going, it's too perverted." Mika rolled her eyes, she wouldn't believe it even if it was free, let alone money.
Yu Ziye sighed: "If that's the case, then I can only let Ziqiao go."
"Cut~ He can't go even more." Mika said disdainfully: "This person needs face, if you want him to go, I'll wash your socks for a week."
"Are you sure?" Yu Ziye looked at Mika playfully.
Mika looked hairy: "The premise is... don't throw money at it."
"Okay!" Yu Ziye smiled, then for fear that she would regret it: "Hey, you heard it! As a witness, if Ziqiao agrees, she will wash my socks for a week."
"It's alright, I'll testify for you." Yifei also looked at Mika playfully. Although she didn't know how Yu Ziye used to get Lu Ziqiao to agree, Lu Ziqiao's weakness was that it wasn't easy to get him to do things.
Yu Ziye took out his phone and called Lu Ziqiao: "Hey, Ziqiao, where are you? The bar! Do you have time? It's good to come back if you have time~"
"Hey, didn't you say you shouldn't throw money at it?" Mika asked helplessly.
"Okay, then come here quickly." Yu Ziye hung up the phone: "I just said it would be beneficial, I didn't say I would give you money!"
"Damn, isn't there any benefit?" Mika felt that she would be planted today: "No, I have to add a condition, and I can't give it a benefit."
"I'll go, don't feed the horses, but let the horses run. Do you think it's possible?" Yu Ziye gave her a sidelong look: "Why don't you tell him to help us and have to pay us?"
"This...I..." Mika was speechless.
The fact is that, this kind of thing, there is no benefit, how can it be done? !Mika's idea is obviously unrealistic.
So Yu Ziye didn't agree, and actually called Lu Ziqiao over. As for the benefit, it depends on what Lu Ziqiao likes. .
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