My Apartment Life
Page 483
Chapter 949
"Huchihuchi~~" Lu Ziqiao ran up panting, it seemed that the goods were out of stock recently, and as soon as he heard it was good, he immediately ran up: "Ziye, what's the good?! What do you want me to do? Hey, Where is everyone?!"
As soon as Lu Ziqiao came up, he was a little surprised to see everyone there.Yu Ziye said calmly, "Zi Qiao, how about I introduce you to a girl?"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao's smile froze, and he said tangled: "If you said this three days ago, I would gladly agree, but now... Forget it, hey~"
"Huh? Lu Ziqiao, when did you become a vegetarian?" Yu Ziye asked in surprise, but he knew that, no matter if he had money or not, he would settle it with a girlfriend.
When you have money, you invite your girlfriend to dinner, and when you have no money, you invite your girlfriend to dinner. This set is done with perfection!
"That's not a vegetarian." Lu Ziqiao replied silently: "It's mainly because after seeing beautiful women, there will be an allergic phenomenon, so I can only take it easy."
"What kind of allergic phenomenon? You can see it?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise.
Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and showed a smile: "This allergic phenomenon is just 11, drooling."
People: "..."
Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth and covered his forehead: "Your allergies are quite intractable! If that's the case, then forget it."
"Don't forget it!" Lu Ziqiao became anxious in an instant, and quickly stopped Yu Ziye: "This kind of allergy can be overcome, you can come, don't pity me, just give me as many introductions as you want. goods."
Yu Ziye nodded calmly: "Yes."
"Where?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, Yu Ziye took out his phone from his pocket, pulled out a photo, and handed it to Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao took it and looked at it carefully: "Hmm~ I have done makeup and used beauty. If I cut these down a bit, I would look normal, but I have a good figure."
"Master!" Yu Ziye raised his brows: "Is it like this? Do you like it?"
Lu Ziqiao returned the phone to Yu Ziye and pretended to be calm: "I'm not that easy to impress. You have to measure how difficult it is for what kind of prey to do."
"Oh, I forgot to mention, she doesn't need you to be responsible."
"It's settled." Lu Ziqiao grabbed Yu Ziye's hand and said, "Go ahead! If you want me to do anything, I will do my best to help you do it."
People: "..."
The corners of Mika's mouth twitched as she watched, "Lu Ziqiao, do you dare to be a little more cheap?"
Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "I'm too lazy to make up reasons for breaking up with those chicks. It's still better. I don't need to be responsible. It's more reliable than anything else. Tell me! There is something for me to do."
"It's nothing." Yu Ziye took out a pregnancy test stick: "Make it two bars, understand?"
"..."
After Lu Ziqiao heard this, her smile froze: "Wow, this is the first time I've heard of such a perverted request."
"You said you can do it?"
"Of course, if you want, I'll help you get it done." Lu Ziqiao took it calmly.
Yu Ziye nodded, let out a breath and said, "I will use it in the afternoon, hurry up and give it to me."
"I'm going, how can it be so fast? It took about a month to find out the pregnancy."
Yu Ziye: "..."
Yifei: "..."
Yu Ziye said angrily: "I didn't ask you to get pregnant with other girls, I asked you to make this thing into two bars, you are crazy..."
Yifei interrupted Yu Ziye: "Hey, wait a minute... Ziqiao, if you want to kill someone, we don't object, we can wait until a month later."
"..." Yu Ziye suddenly reacted, and laughed with a 'puff': "Yes, that's right, if you want to kill yourself, I agree too."
"Hehehe~ I'm just joking, don't take it so seriously." Lu Ziqiao smiled slyly, joking, if he kills people, it's really over: "Okay! Isn't it just two bars? ? Simple, I'll give it to you in an hour."
"Okay, I'll wait for your good news."
"I take the liberty to ask, what are you using this thing for? Lie to your parents?"
"Let you go and go, we're a deal, a dirty deal."
"..." The corners of Lu Ziqiao's mouth twitched, hesitant, why did he speak so bluntly?Although he also knows that this is a dirty deal, can he say it so confidently?
Lu Ziqiao left and went to work. After Yu Ziye waited for him to leave, he looked at Meijia: "Meijia, you can't lose socks for a week. Hey, I've been saving socks for half a month, and finally someone washes them. already."
Mika: "..."
When Mika heard this, she cried and said, "Sister Yifei, he bullied me."
"What can I do about this? You want to bet with him yourself?" Yifei said jokingly: "And I am a notary, and I am responsible for both parties, Mika, wash it!"
"Oh~" Mika was a little discouraged, and even Yifei didn't help her anymore. The boat of friendship was overturned.
Yifei also made a special cut and said to Yu Ziye, "I'll give you my socks too."
"You guys..." Mei Jia was angry, and then rolled her eyes: "Sister Yifei, I report that there is a photo and contact information of a woman who is not in charge of 853 in the middle of the night. Why does he have it, you don't want to? do you know?"
Yifei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that what Mika said made sense, and then asked Yu Ziye seriously: "Dear, won't you explain it to me?"
Yu Ziye glanced at Mika in surprise, coughed, and leaned into Yifei's ear: "@#%¥%@%@"
Mei Jia was still fanning the flames: "Sister Yifei, you can't believe Midnight's nonsense, he must lie to you."
But after Yifei heard it, she suddenly realized that she didn't pay any attention to Mika's clamor.
Mika was anxious: "Sister Yifei, you don't really believe what he said, do you? He really will lie to you."
Yu Ziye rubbed his forehead with a headache: "You didn't hear me say anything, you think I'm lying, and keyboard warriors don't dare to be so dark."
"Okay, this is the end of the matter." Yifei said while holding back a smile: "My dear, go and draw Momo's previous portrait! We can all show it to Zhang Wei at that time."
"Then I'll go?" Yu Ziye was particularly angry with Mika: "By the way, don't believe what Mika says, this guy is talking about me now, so you mustn't believe it."
"Got it, let's go~"
"You..." Mei Jia vomited blood angrily, saying that Yifei didn't believe it for a long time, but Yu Ziye said a few words, and Yifei believed it. . . .
Chapter 950
Yu Ziye borrowed his drawing board and brush from Guan Gu to paint Momo's previous portrait.
Of course, he didn't know what Momo looked like before, and he wasn't sure if her facial features had also been adjusted.However, painting is sometimes a very simple thing. You only need to draw a person's characteristics to get a general idea of the situation.
And what are the characteristics of silence?Wogua face, as long as this is drawn, Zeng Xiaoxian will definitely be able to cooperate.
In the afternoon, Guan Gu originally wanted to see what Yu Ziye painted, but Zhang Wei came to the door and said he was looking for Yoyo to borrow a wedding guide.
Guan Gu had no choice but to go out to the living room with Zhang Wei and discuss the wedding strategy together.
Yu Ziye was painting in Guan Gu's studio, and Yi Fei also followed: "I'm going, you really painted a melon?"
"Otherwise, what do you think it is?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly.
"If Zhang Wei sees it, I don't know if it will collapse."
"I don't think so." Yu Ziye explained calmly: "Zhang Wei will definitely think we are fooling him."
"..."
Yifei was watching Yu Ziye painting, and suddenly Yu Ziye thought of a question: "By the way, Yifei, did Ziqiao get things done? We'll let Zhang Wei go."
"I don't know. After this guy took the things, he didn't see anyone all morning. I don't know where to go now!"
"It's really troublesome." Yu Ziye rubbed his brows and said helplessly, "By the way, where is Zhang Wei?! How is this guy?"
"He's still pestering Yoyo outside to ask for her wedding plan! He wants to do it in front of Guan Gu and Yoyo, hey, why does this sound like playing a family!"
"I think it's just playing the house." Yu Ziye couldn't help but complain, and the two of them ran away in the end. Isn't this playing the house?
After a long time, Yu Ziye finally finished painting, Yifei grabbed it and took a look: "This is the end? Why is there only a face?!"
"What else do I need when I have a face?" Yu Ziye rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Almost there, a group photo, it's good to be able to see the eyes and nose clearly, just draw the features."
Seeing this, Yi Fei threw a little disappointed: "I thought she was already ugly! But you didn't draw it at all."
"Just think about it yourself?" Yu Ziye teased, and then picked up the things: "Let's go, we're going back, find a chance to show this to Zhang Wei."
After Yifei lost interest, she was not interested in taking it anymore.
After the two went out, Yoyo and Zhang Wei were already discussing a plan.Youyou saw Yu Ziye come out: "Eh? Ziye, you came out? Got it?"
"nailed it."
"What?" Zhang Wei asked curiously, not even thinking about the wedding plan.
"Uh~~" Yoyo realized that she had missed a word, and hurriedly called a haha: "You don't care what he has done, do you still want a wedding plan? This is a plan that I have carefully prepared for several months!"
"Think." Zhang Wei was attracted again.
But when it comes to Yoyo's plan, he is all cowardly: "But your plan is too expensive, right? The emcee, the band, the actors, except the emcee, none of these are necessary. Is there anything more close to the people?"
"Why do you want an actor? Do you want to buy fans?" Yu Ziye asked strangely: "Yuyou, you won't have a Zhu Yingtai on stage, will you?"
"Bah~ You are the only one who wished Yingtai! Of course the actors are there to enhance the atmosphere, don't you want extras?"
"Isn't this the job of the emcee?" Yifei scratched his head: "The emcee is in charge of the show. Isn't the atmosphere at the scene just for him to control, so what actors should you invite!"
"That's right, I'll ask an emcee and use an mp3, right? Hahaha~"
Youyou said dissatisfiedly: "Then why didn't you say that even the wedding dress is exempted? As long as people receive it?"
"Yeah~ This is the wedding of my dreams." Zhang Wei said excitedly, it would be even better if the wedding dress was omitted.
"..."
"Let's go to your dream! Wouldn't it be better if you saved the bride? You also saved someone to eat." Youyou took the things back in annoyance. She found that Zhang Wei was helpless. Have a wedding?
Zhang Wei coughed to hide his embarrassment: "That won't work, the bride still wants it, but yours is really too expensive, I can't do it."
"I think the key to marriage is the atmosphere. If you save the money for the atmosphere, it would be better to light three incense sticks, and then the emperor and the queen! What kind of wedding?! Wouldn't it be more economical?"
Zhang Wei sat there with a dark face and was worried. He couldn't use Yoyo's plan at all, and it was impossible to take shortcuts.
Suddenly, he thought that Yu Ziye and Yifei were also planning to prepare for the wedding, and he suddenly asked in surprise, "...Yifei, Ziye, you guys..."
"No time, no, absolutely impossible." Before Zhang Wei could speak!Yu Ziye came to a three-line quality company, and directly blocked Zhang Wei's words.
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