My Apartment Life

　　"Don't talk to me about this, what should I do with this flower?" Lu Ziqiao looked at the seventh master, as if he wanted him to pay, but he suddenly thought of Yu Ziye's words and looked at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, you are not his lawyer. How do you say compensation?"

　　"That..." Zhang Wei was stunned and speechless, apparently still frightened by Seventh Master's behavior, so he could only say embarrassingly, "How about we do a value appraisal?"

　　"Then I don't care. Anyway, you have to pay, not only for my expenses, but also for my mental damage."

　　"Your mental damage fee? What do you have to lose?"

　　"Ok?"

　　"Uh~~" Zhang Wei was stared at by Lu Ziqiao, feeling a little guilty: "Yes, you have mental damage fees, but I have no money!"

　　"I don't care which one of you comes out, as long as someone comes out anyway..."

　　Before Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, the seventh master stood up: "How about we exchange?"

　　"Exchange?" Lu Ziqiao glanced up and down at the seventh master, looking rather disdainfully: "What can you exchange with me? I don't want your military coat."

　　"Hi~" Seventh Master said silently: "When I was young, I wrote a cheat book, I wonder if you are interested?"

　　"Secrets?" Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth: "Jiuyin Sutra or Jiuyang Divine Art?"

　　"Don't be so vulgar! The things I wrote are quite practical, and the name is the Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl."

　　"..."

　　"Cough cough cough~" Yu Ziye was choked by him, he thought that the seventh master would fool Lu Ziqiao into eating the flowers again!As a result, you came up with a Jade Girl Heart Sutra?

　　Isn't this the kung fu of the Tomb Sect?It is said that when practising qigong, you have to be naked before you can do it, and it is usually done by women. Think of two big men. . .

　　emmm, don't even think about it.

　　Lu Ziqiao was directly shocked by him: "The Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl? Who are you fooling? You were told that you are a descendant of Yang Guo, and I wouldn't believe it."

　　"I think he is more like a descendant of Hong Qigong." Yu Ziye whispered in Yifei's ear: "Not only the image, but also the name."

　　"Of course it's not what you think." Seventh Master pretended to be helpless and said: "Young man, I can see at a glance that you are the best person to inherit my unique skill. It's a fate."

　　After saying this, Lu Ziqiao became even more puzzled.Not only Lu Ziqiao, but Yifei, Yu Ziye and Mika were also quite puzzled.

　　Yifei frowned, thinking that apart from the ancient tomb sect, there are other martial arts secrets that are the Jade Girl Heart Sutra!It just so happened that Yu Ziye was also playing with a pen. She asked curiously, "Dear, have you heard that besides the ancient tomb sect, there is another sect of martial arts called the Jade Girl Heart Sutra?"

　　"What other sects are there!" Yu Ziye scratched his head and thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Don't say it, there really is."

　　"What sect?"

　　"Acacia Gate."

　　"Hehuan... the door?" Yifei frowned and thought for a while, suddenly realized, and then had the urge to vomit blood: "That shouldn't be called the Jade Girl Heart Sutra, but should be called the 'Yu Nu' Heart Often? I'll go, Do you dare to be more reliable?"

　　Yu Ziye said weakly: "Apart from this, I really can't think of any other sect that would be this secret."

　　Lu Ziqiao didn't hear Yu Ziye and Yifei's muttering. He said dissatisfiedly, "You don't do this for me. Don't think that if you give me a riddle, I can forgive you."

　　"You don't believe it? Then I'll show you the experiment."

　　"How to experiment?" Lu Ziqiao looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that he was fooling others.

　　"You come with me."

　　Seventh Master said and walked out the door, but Lu Ziqiao seemed to be guarding him when he saw that he was leaving.Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao's IQ suddenly went up: "...Hey, stop, I understand. You want to go out and go to a crowded place. As long as I touch you, you will fall, and then think about me blackmailing, right? I Tell you, I won't be fooled, if you want to test, just test here, you can't go out."

　　"Who do you think I am? I, Hong Qi, can't do the kind of thing that kills my descendants..."

　　"I can't say for sure." Yu Ziye muttered, "You wish your son's braids would turn around now!"

　　Lu Ziqiao and Yu Ziye thought the same, although he didn't know if the seventh master wanted something to happen to his son, but he wouldn't trust the old man's character so much: "I wouldn't trust your character! If you want to experiment, just experiment here!"

　　"How to test here?" Seventh Master said speechlessly: "There is a bottom line to learn this secret. You can't put something into a bowl, just a dish?"

　　"What kind of mess?" Lu Ziqiao didn't understand what the seventh master was talking about, and thought it was a martial arts secret!

　　But Yu Ziye and Yifei understood it, and Yu Ziye let out a sigh of relief: "Okay! The stone hammer is the Heart Sutra of the Royal Girl."

　　"This old man..." Yi Fei couldn't help scolding, she now knew why Yu Ziye would call him an old hooligan, this is really an old hooligan.

　　"That's it! Do you have a phone, I'll give you a try." Seventh Master decided to use the phone to solve the problem.

　　"Electrical... phone?" Lu Ziqiao took out his phone in doubt and handed it to the seventh master. He wanted to see what tricks the seventh master could play, and then he helped him open the lock very thoughtfully.

　　Seventh Master took it and flipped through his address book.As if thinking of something, he opened the call log again, and pulled out a number: "Look... is this okay?"

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao didn't understand what the Seventh Master was talking about at all, so he could only nod his head numbly. . . .

Chapter 991

　　After the seventh master got through, he realized that this was his ex-girlfriend's phone number.

　　"Hey, don't." Lu Ziqiao wanted to stop it, but it was too late, and the other party had already picked it up.Lu Ziqiao covered her face in pain, looking as if a catastrophe was imminent.

　　Yifei is very strange: "Why are you so anxious?"

　　"What do you know?" Lu Ziqiao covered her forehead, looking like she couldn't love her: "This is my ex-girlfriend, I just asked someone to tell her two days ago that Lu Xiaobu's body should not be cremated, let me She doesn't call now, and if she calls at this time, isn't that courting death?"

　　Yifei: "..."

　　Mika: "..."

　　Yu Ziye: "..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his face and said speechlessly, "Then you are going to be really cremated!"

　　Just when they were mourning for Lu Ziqiao, the seventh master next to him seemed to be done.I saw him handing the phone to Lu Ziqiao: "Okay, she said that she will meet you at the hotel next door tomorrow."

　　"It's over, it's over..." Lu Ziqiao pulled her face, going crazy: "She's going to settle accounts with me. She knows that I'm not dead, so she will definitely try to pester me, I'm done."

　　"No." Seventh Master explained calmly: "I told her that you wanted to see her for the last time, and she agreed."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was very upset. 877: "You said it lightly. She must slap me twice when she sees me. Is there something wrong with you? Why did you call my ex-girlfriend?"

　　"Didn't you say yes?"

　　"What I said can be..." Lu Ziqiao wanted to vomit blood, but he didn't respond, so you'd better go straight to the door, I've never seen such a pitiful person before: "I don't care, hurry up and pay. I spend."

　　"You don't want the Jade Girl Heart Sutra?"

　　"What a broken jade girl's Heart Sutra, you asked me to be hunted down by my ex-girlfriend, and I haven't asked you to settle the bill!" Lu Ziqiao was very unhappy, he finally got rid of his ex-girlfriend, but you made such a move, but instead pitted him go.

　　Seventh Master sighed with some pity: "That's a pity, I see that your bones are very strange. I originally planned to entrust you with the task of saving the world. If you don't, forget it."

　　"You're not here, but you're saving the world, do you really think this is the hand of the Tathagata?" Lu Ziqiao refused dissatisfiedly, and just as he exited, a call came in.

　　Frightened, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly threw the phone away, and Yu Ziye took it subconsciously: "Who is it?! As for being scared like this?"

　　"It's that ex-girlfriend." Lu Ziqiao looked in horror: "Don't pick it up, don't pick it up."

　　"Is it that scary?" Yu Ziye picked it up: "Hello, Xiaobu is dead, something to burn paper..."

　　"Hey, where's Xiaobu's father?! Didn't he answer the phone just now?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye almost didn't burst out laughing, it was obviously the Seventh Master who answered the phone just now, it was cheap, so he lowered his voice and said, "Oh, what, I'm Xiaobu's grandfather, if you have anything to do , you can tell me."

　　"Xiaobu...Grandpa?" The girl seemed suspicious, but she still asked politely: "Hello, Grandpa Xiaobu, I want to ask, will Xiaobu really come back?"

　　"Um~" Yu Ziye really didn't know how to answer this: "Under normal circumstances, it shouldn't be..."

　　"Impossible, your son said that Xiaobu will come back."

　　"..." Yu Ziye almost burst out laughing again, hearing Lu Ziqiao's head full of black lines.Yifei and Mika covered their mouths, their stomachs hurt from laughing, and they held back their laughter before Yu Ziye said, "Oh, that's fine. Didn't we make an appointment to meet at the hotel next door?"

　　"That...I think...can I choose it in the daytime! It's my first time with a ghost...it's my first time." The girl opposite said awkwardly.

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "Big sister, did your ghost come out during the day?"

　　"Is that so? That night, too... Then... Can Xiaobu not appear suddenly, I... I'm afraid."

　　"Then you'd better tell him directly!" Yu Ziye couldn't take it anymore. Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao's girls are all big-chested and brainless. Do you believe this kind of nonsense?

　　Yu Ziye handed it to Lu Ziqiao, covered the receiver and said, "I'm looking for you, don't appear suddenly when he asks you to turn into a ghost and look for her."

　　"Are you crazy? How did I change?" Lu Ziqiao grumbled in dissatisfaction, and finally picked it up: "Hey, Lili..."

　　"Ah~ghost~dudududu~"

　　Lu Ziqiao: "..."

　　Listening to the busy tone on the other side of the phone, Lu Ziqiao felt that his IQ was being severely challenged.So the question is, this ex-girlfriend, do you see him or not?If you see it, it is estimated that your IQ will be affected. If you don't see it, isn't it a pity?

　　It was agreed that the good horse would not eat the grass, but at that time the grass had not grown, but after it grows, do you think the horse will eat it?

　　Obviously, this 'grass' has grown again, and Lu Ziqiao feels that it is a pity not to eat it!

　　"How is it? My Jade Girl Heart Sutra is okay, right?" Seventh Master pretended to be calm and asked, "Do you want to learn it?"

　　Lu Ziqiao shuddered, and he suddenly understood what the Heart Sutra of the 'Royal Girl' meant: "You...you can lower the opponent's IQ? So cruel?"

　　"Hey, just say whether you want to learn or not!" In an instant, Seventh Master's status in Lu Ziqiao's mind increased infinitely, he was simply a living fossil!

　　"Think, have to think."

　　"Then these seven-color flowers..."

　　"I plant seven-colored flowers to pick up girls. If there is a way to lower a girl's IQ, what other seven-colored flowers do I need!?" Lu Ziqiao is still very clear about what he wants: "I will give it to you if you want."

　　Yu Ziye suddenly reacted, okay!Lu Ziqiao was successfully fooled by the seventh master again. Now that the seven-colored flowers were given to the seventh master by Lu Ziqiao, there would be no flower thieves.

　　"Jiang is still old and hot!" Yu Ziye murmured in pain, "Although both of them are flickering, they still have to be older to be able to talk a little bit."

　　"Uh hehe~ Then what, Seventh Master, do you really have a way to lower the IQ of a girl?" Zhang Wei was obviously stunned and lame, so he licked his face and leaned forward: "If there is, you can teach me too! "

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei and Mika rolled their eyes beside him, Yi Fei asked uncertainly, "This is... solved."

　　"According to the situation, it should be." Yu Ziye touched his nose, but he didn't expect the matter to be resolved so hastily, and the seventh master instantly became a sweetie: "By the way, Yifei, what time is it, are you? Aren't you going to be late?"

　　"Yes, yes." Yi Fei was startled, reacted, looked at the time, and quickly grabbed the bag next to her: "Honey, I'm going to school, wait for me to come back! Hmmmm~".

Chapter 992