My Apartment Life

　　Yifei looked at the time and found that it was very late.He blew a kiss to Yu Ziye, and hurriedly picked up the bag next to him and ran outside.Being delayed by Lu Ziqiao and Seventh Master, she forgot about the class.

　　But now it seems that the situation is quite stable, Lu Ziqiao should not want to kill the seventh master, she can go with peace of mind.

　　Um?Why does this sound weird?

　　After Yifei left, Mika also ate a little something, and was going to go to the pet store early.

　　And Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei chatted happily with the seventh master. Everyone knows what Lu Ziqiao is going to do.But Zhang Wei probably wanted to ask the seventh master to teach him how to chase girls.

　　All of a sudden, the seventh master became a sweet pastry, and the two of them couldn't stop chatting with him.

　　At this moment, Yu Ziye felt that the generation gap at this age was not as deep as he thought.

　　The three of them got carried away talking, and Yu Ziye lost interest after listening for a while.Their cheats for picking up girls are just one word to put it bluntly: flickering.

　　Leave this out, and they won't be able to.Qiye and Lu Ziqiao could use it, but Zhang Wei used this method to chase girls. . .Yu Ziye Neng ~ I mourned for him in advance.

　　They don't think about the consequences at all, Zhang Wei wants to learn from them, - he will die very badly.

　　Listening to the boring Yu Ziye, he went straight to the bar and stayed there all morning.

　　The bar in the morning is actually not that lively, and it can even be described as deserted.However, Yu Ziye came here to sit, it doesn't matter if it's hot or not, mainly to pass the time.

　　When it was almost noon, Yu Ziye saw Zeng Xiaoxian come in from the outside without any love, and said with a displeased face: "Waiter, have a dozen beers."

　　"Mr. Zeng, why did you get up so early today?"

　　This guy is a nocturnal creature. It is a very strange thing to get up in the morning, let alone a very tired state.

　　"Don't mention it, I slept well, and was dragged up by Guan Gu. He asked me to come down and buy a dozen beers."

　　"Come to the bar to buy beer? You are also a fool." Yu Ziye sighed, the beer in the bar is not a little more expensive than the ordinary ones sold outside, and it is impossible to do such an operation in ten years of cerebral thrombosis!

　　"What are you afraid of, I didn't pay for it anyway, and the fat water doesn't flow to outsiders! Hahahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly, obviously Guan Gu had already given him money, otherwise he wouldn't have come down like this.

　　"You really hurt others and don't benefit yourself!" Yu Ziye rubbed his forehead. Although Zeng Xiaoxian said that the money was earned for Yu Ziye, Yu Ziye is really not bad for this amount of money.

　　If possible, he would suggest that they go to the supermarket to buy them.

　　"Who asked Guan Gu to threaten me?"

　　"What did he threaten you with?"

　　"He said I broke the brother code and that's my punishment."

　　"..." Yu Ziye was stunned, remembering what happened before, and said jokingly: "In that case... it should be."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was directly angry with the cerebral thrombosis, picked up a dozen beers and walked outside.

　　Yu Ziye stretched, seeing that it was almost time, he sent a text message to Yi Fei, went to the restaurant to find a seat, and waited for Yi Fei to come over.

　　Yu Ziye was looking at the menu bored, when Yi Fei came in from the door, and Yu Ziye waved at him.After Yifei saw Yu Ziye, she quickly walked over and sat down.

　　Only then did Yu Ziye see that she had a mobile phone in her hand and was calling someone: "Well, yes, you'd better come over today, I'm afraid he won't be able to solve it, it's not very good to delay this matter. Well, we should all be at home this afternoon, you can just come directly. See you in the afternoon."

　　"Whose phone is it?!" Yu Ziye was a little strange. It stands to reason that Yifei didn't socialize that much.

　　"Vivi's."

　　"Ah?" Yu Ziye was a little confused: "Are you familiar with Weiwei? Are you still asking her to meet?"

　　"What! I'm looking for help for Zhang Wei." Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "It's not a problem for the seventh master to live here! He has affected our normal life now, the next court session, ghost Knowing what other accidents will happen to Zhang Wei, I found him a helper."

　　"Aren't you afraid that Zhang Wei's self-esteem will be frustrated?"

　　"Then it can't be such a waste of time, right?" Yifei rolled his eyes: "His self-esteem is frustrated, but the seventh master is homeless, which is more important?"

　　"All right!"

　　Yu Ziye touched his nose, it seemed that it would be better to solve the problem first, as for Zhang Wei's self-esteem. . .Forget it, he's used to being hit anyway.

· · Flowers · ·

　　"Eat, what do you want to eat?"

　　"Just order a few things, it's just a light meal anyway..."

　　After eating a little something, went to the supermarket to replenish some daily necessities, and the two walked to the apartment again.

　　"The sheets you slept on over there are like soaking in oil for a few days, so I'm embarrassed to say..." Entering the apartment lobby, Yi Fei patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder while laughing at him.

　　Yu Ziye counterattacked without hesitation: "It seems like you said, your hair will become bald in a few days, hehe~"

　　"So what? My hair, just fall out."

　　"Then I don't panic. I have a lot of oil and water, so I'll be fine after a few more dips."

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　　"...I now know how the greasy man came to be. It's a pity that you're not fat, or you'll be more oily, haha~"

　　Yi Fei and Yu Ziye were playing harmless jokes. As soon as the elevator opened, a person appeared in front of Yu Ziye and Yi Fei, but they startled them: "I'm going, Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you?"

　　At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian has white flour all over his head and body, a real 'white man'.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was about to lose his face, even if his whole body turned white, Yu Ziye could still see his darkened face: "It's not the two bastards Guan Gu and Youyou, I have to make dumplings myself, but the whole table is full of Turned over, and now the whole hall is white."

　　Yu Ziye and Yi Fei twitched the corners of their mouths, and Yu Ziye scratched his head: "Yi Fei, why is Guan Gu cooking more than you can?"

　　"What do you mean by cooking more than me? Am I cooking with a lot of movement?"

　　"That's not true. Those who don't know think you're dancing! Did you forget about the last time you cooked a meal in the kitchen and almost treated the TV as a plate?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei said with a dark face: "Hey, if you don't say it, we are still friends!"

　　Yifei has always been strictly adhering to the principle of lowering her IQ when cooking. Before, she was always thrown away, and she forgot to prepare the cooking plate in advance.In the end, because he was so choked that he couldn't find Bei, he almost poured the food on the side of the TV, which almost scared everyone present.So.

Chapter 993

　　"You guys want to go back to the show, okay? This is the apartment lobby." Zeng Xiaoxian's mentality collapsed at first, but Yu Ziye and Yifei were still fueling the fire, and his mentality exploded again.

　　Yu Ziye coughed and asked speechlessly: "Then what, Guan Gu is a chef himself, how could he make such a low-level mistake?! Did you accidentally knock over the flour bag, and then threw the pot to close the door? on the valley."

　　"Fart, am I that kind of person?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "It was obviously made by Guan Gu and Youyou, but Youyou had to joke with Guan Gu when he kneaded the dough, and then the flour exploded and splattered. It's all over the house."

　　"Then why are you going now?" Yifei asked in surprise, "I can't even clean up the flour on my body, it's no different from running away overnight!"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian got even more angry when he mentioned this: "Don't tell me this, I just wanted to ask Xiao Hei to borrow a vacuum cleaner, but the elevator was broken, so I could only go to the first floor.

　　You bastard, people are unlucky, and they get stuck in their teeth when they drink cold water. Who am I to provoke?Even the elevator is against me when I go out. "

　　Yu Ziye glanced at the elevator, went in and glanced at it, and pressed the fifth floor: "Can't this be pressed? Besides, the elevator is not faulty at all?"

　　Yi Fei asked weakly, "You didn't press the floor button, did you?"

　　"Fart, how can I move without pressing the elevator?"

　　"Because... we pressed the button on the first floor! If you didn't press the elevator floor, of course you will go directly to the first floor."

　　Zeng Xiao Xian:"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's brain immediately went down, and he froze in place for a long time without regaining his senses.Yu Ziye held back a smile and asked, "Mr. Zeng, are you blindfolded because the flour is too white?"

　　The fifth floor arrived soon, and Yu Ziye and Yi Fei also went out. Since they asked Xiao Hei to borrow a vacuum cleaner, with Zeng Xiaoxian's current situation, it is estimated that his brain is not working well.

　　This is really true, the brain has entered the flour, and then mixed with the water in the brain, it is a brain paste!

　　"Hey~ I'm going... What's your situation?" When Xiao Hei saw Zeng Xiaoxian behind him, he was almost scared to death: "Women don't paint like you, do you? Teacher Zeng, you like putting on airs too much, right? "

　　"You're going to die if you say a few words? I'm just borrowing a vacuum cleaner, can you borrow it or not!"

　　"Borrow, I'll show you my new invention." Xiao Hei was not at all angry with Zeng Xiaoxian's words, and there was a frenzy in his eyes: "You guys are lucky, I just made a robot vacuum cleaner, which is the most suitable for cleaning sofas, tables, etc. bed."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "This is good, I just want to clean up the sofa and table."

　　Xiao Hei suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "But the sweeping robot has just been made, and it has not been tested yet, so the data may be worse."

　　"What data is missing?" Yifei asked curiously.

　　"Well~ it's just that it can't tell whether it's garbage or something useful."

　　"Aren't all sweeping robots the same?" Yifei asked strangely. If he could really tell the difference between what's valuable and what's not, then it would be awesome.

　　Xiao Hei shook his head: "No, it's not the same, my robot vacuum cleaner can do it, but because I haven't entered any information, if you want to clean up, you have to find out the useful things first, and then let it clean up."

　　"Isn't it all the same?"

　　"Well, almost, you can just do as I say anyway."

　　"Okay, okay, hurry up. After cleaning, I have to take a shower and clean up!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't stand the powder all over his body, but he was afraid that he would get it all over his body when he was cleaning, so he simply Clean first and then clean up.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian carried the sweeping robot back to the apartment, and Guan Gu and Yoyo were equally bad at taking them. Now they are really cleaning with a broom!

　　Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian coming back, Guan Gu complained a little: "Mr. Zeng, why did you come back!"

　　"I've borrowed something, let's start cleaning!"

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei had nothing to do, so they stayed to help clean up.

　　But don't mention it, Xiao Hei's sweeping robot is really powerful. After a few 'swish swish', the flour will be sucked in. It's like playing with this thing, which saves them a lot of trouble.

　　"Not bad! It's rare for Xiao Hei to have something a little more powerful." Yi Fei said in surprise: "Hey, since the cleaning is done and the garbage in the robot is cleaned up, let's return it!"

　　"Teacher Zeng, come on."

　　Zeng Xiao Xian:". ..."

　　"Damn it, why is it me again, you will die if you take out the trash?" Zeng Xiaoxian almost fought with Guan Gu, what kind of shit, he has to do everything.

　　"Who made you break the rules of brotherhood?"

　　"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian gushed out with a mouthful of old blood, and Yu Ziye almost didn't laugh. I don't know when Guan Gu would use this trick.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was anxious for a long time, but finally he was speechless and prepared to take out the garbage.

　　However, before he could do it, the robot moved and started to walk to the bathroom.