My Apartment Life

　　Guan Gu was a little puzzled: "Ah? Do robots also need to go to the toilet?"

　　"I don't know, how about... Let's take a look?" Youyou asked curiously.

　　Yu Ziye raised his brows: "Wow, you are so perverted, you actually want to peek at people's toilets?"

　　"..."

　　The corner of Youyou's mouth twitched, and Guan Gu smiled shyly: "Actually, I'm also very curious, how does the robot go to the toilet."

　　"I'm curious too." Yifei nodded in agreement: "Let's go, let's take a peek."

　　"..."

　　This is so vulgar, and before Yu Ziye could react, a few people sneaked in through the bathroom door.

　　Then I saw the robot lifted from the top of its head and slowly approached the toilet.

　　The surname Zeng opened his mouth wide, and a foul language burst out: "Damn it, he actually came out of his head? Is there a mistake in 2.1? This is too disgusting, right?"

　　"So...the robot's brain is full of shit?" Yifei asked suspiciously.

　　Everyone laughed out loud, and Yu Ziye said amusedly: "What kind of mental retardation did Xiao Hei make? Really, the brain is shit! 0"

　　Before they could finish laughing, they saw the white stuff on the robot's head, poured directly into the toilet, and shook spiritually, and left.

　　"This is the end?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely, "Quick shooter?"

　　"..."

　　Guan Gu suddenly tilted his head and said weakly, "If I'm not mistaken, the white one...is it flour?"

　　"Nonsense, what is that white thing that is not flour?" Zeng Xiaoxian pouted in disdain. He didn't remember just after cleaning? .

Chapter 994

　　Yu Ziye seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly asked, "Guan Gu, when you knead the noodles, did you pour the yeast or the water first?"

　　"Nonsense, of course it's yeast powder, you didn't see it, it doesn't even have water, is it all powder?" Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully, this is unexpected, how stupid it is.

　　However, when Zeng Xiaoxian said this, Yu Ziye and Guan Gu looked at each other: "Nani, stop."

　　The two hurried over and pushed the robot away.However, it was too late. A huge dough was stuck in the toilet. The toilet was filled with water and blocked.

　　And after fermentation, the dough is still sticking. . .

　　. . . . . .

　　After half an hour of rescue, it was finally pulled out bit by bit. As for whether the bottom will be blocked, ghosts don't know.

　　Yu Ziye had the urge to vomit blood: "What Xiao Hei does is not normal at all. This guy really treats himself as a human and even uses the toilet."

　　"I'm exhausted." Yi Fei leaned on Yu Ziye's body, and could be said to be half-dead tired: "I said, can you stop a little? It can be like this with a face."

　　"You're too embarrassed to talk about us..." Guan Gu ruthlessly complained, as if he could stop it with just a penny.

　　"I... I was practicing. Of course it takes time. You can cook, and you can still do it like this." Yi Fei said with a guilty conscience, but it was not convincing at all.

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "Let's give this sweeping robot to Xiao Hei! Otherwise, if it works once, the toilet will be blocked once, and the toilet has to be opened every day, and its work has not been damaged much."

　　"Yo, are you running [-] meters collectively? Why are you tired like your grandson?"

　　Lu Ziqiao pushed open the door and came in, just when he saw everyone spread out on the sofa, he couldn't help teasing.

　　"It's more exciting than running [-] meters." Yu Ziye pouted, "I'm afraid you have never seen a robot go to the toilet."

　　"It's so exciting?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened. "Xiao Hei has come up with something new again? Could it be a robot maid?"

　　"Half guessed right."

　　"Oh? Not a robot, or a real maid?" Lu Ziqiao almost drooled.

　　"Go to your Spring and Autumn Dream!" Yifei rolled her eyes and pointed to the robot vacuum cleaner that had stopped in the corner: "Nuo, that's it, the robot vacuum cleaner. Just go and return her to Xiao Hei."

　　"Sweeping robot?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly lost interest: "Xiao Hei is crazy, and even the sweeping robot goes to the toilet? What's the next step, will you take the baby?"

　　Yu Ziye waved his hand, too lazy to talk to him: "By the way, you're back, what about Zhang Wei?"

　　"Zhang Wei is back, too, with the seventh master." When Lu Ziqiao talked about this, he became excited: "This seventh master is really amazing! After we went out for a while, more than [-] girls gathered, and immediately Let's have a party."

　　"Be careful playing with fire and set yourself on fire." Yu Ziye glanced at him calmly: "Although the beauty is beautiful, there may be thorns~"

　　"..."

　　"Cut~ I went to give it to Xiao Hei and returned it." Lu Ziqiao picked up the robot vacuum cleaner, turned it over and looked at it, and kept mumbling, "This thing can still go to the toilet? Where did it come from? "

　　Yifei looked at the time and tugged at Yu Ziye's sleeve: "Dear, Weiwei is probably coming soon, let's go back first!"

　　"She's here as soon as she's here! Wouldn't it be over if you let Zhang Wei receive him? He couldn't wait!" Yu Ziye rolled his eyes.

　　"It also makes sense, no, we came to her, and of course we were the receptionist." Yifei suddenly reacted: "At least we have to talk to Zhang Wei first."

　　"Fine!"

　　Yu Ziye got up helplessly, and the two returned to the apartment.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei heard the movement in Zhang Wei's room, pushed open the door and went in to take a look, and found that Zhang Wei was bringing tea and water to the seventh master.

　　"I'm going, what's the situation? Zhang Wei, are you enlightened?"

　　"Don't talk nonsense? The seventh master is an elder. What's wrong with me honoring my elders?"

　　"You didn't say that before." Yifei asked speechlessly, looking at the seventh master rather weakly: "Tell me! How many girls did you go out for this time?"

　　"Hehehe~ none of them." Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed. In fact, when he went out this time, it was mainly Lu Ziqiao who was hilarious. He was just a bystander: "But I'm asking Seventh Master how to chase Weiwei..."

　　"Let me tell you, this colleague is actually the best one to chase after, as long as you do this..."

　　Seeing them chatting again, Yu Ziye rolled his eyes and said to Yifei in a low voice, "I don't think I need to tell Zhang Wei at all. When Weiwei comes over, Zhang Wei will be very happy instead."

　　"Then we have to talk more." Yifei knew that Zhang Wei would definitely not be angry, so she would not have any burden: "Zhang Wei, come here, I have something to tell you."

　　"What's the matter! Can't wait to talk about it?"

　　Zhang Wei murmured and walked out with Yi Fei, only then did Yi Fei say, "I asked Wei Wei to come over to help you analyze the case. Prepare yourself and receive it. The Seventh Master's affairs can't always be delayed like this."

　　"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up as expected: "That's great, I was worried about doing something good and no one knew about it, so you called someone, hehe, that's not bad."

　　Yifei rolled her eyes and was speechless at Zhang Wei's thoughts: "Anyway, this is the case with 880. You will receive it when the time comes! We'll go out first, and we won't disturb you to discuss the case."

　　"Hey, that's even better."

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei: "..."

　　Damn, this guy actually wanted to let them go, and the two of them left, but he was in his favor.

　　Not long after, the doorbell rang outside, Yu Ziye went to open the door, and Weiwei just stood at the door: "It's Weiwei! Hello, hello, Zhang Wei is inside."

　　"Thank you." Weiwei entered the door, Zhang Wei kept winking at Yu Ziye and Yifei.

　　Yifei was a little helpless and could only say: "Then Weiwei, talk to Zhang Wei, we still have something to do, so let's go out first."

　　"Okay, then you go slow."

　　"Wait a minute..." Yu Ziye suddenly remembered something, turned around and pulled Zhang Wei aside: "Zhang Wei, be careful, it was on fire, do you understand?"

　　"Fire? How is this possible!? Look at what you said..." Zhang Wei didn't believe it at all: "Okay, okay, I can't light a candle, right?"

　　"I didn't mean candlelight dinner, I mean... forget it..." Yu Ziye sighed: "I mean you look at Master Dian Qi and ask him to smoke less."

　　"Oh~ are you worried about this? Okay, I'll pay attention.".

Chapter 995

　　"Why am I so unbelievable?" Yu Ziye murmured twice and sighed, just hoping that Zhang Wei would not be immersed in the pursuit of girls and couldn't extricate himself!

　　Taking the wallet and the like, Yu Ziye and Yi Fei walked out of the apartment.

　　Yifei looked at Yu Ziye's absent-minded appearance, and asked with some doubts, "What's wrong with you tonight? Are you uncomfortable?"

　　Yu Ziye rubbed his eyebrows: "No, I'm just worried about my family. If Zhang Wei isn't watching that company, will they order our house."

　　"Zhang Wei is such a big man, how could he be so careless, don't worry? 1"

　　"That's not necessarily true." Yu Ziye was speechless: "Anyway, I always have a bad feeling that when the apartment is burnt down, it will be really late."

　　"Oh~" Yifei hugged Yu Ziye's arm: "I know you don't want to go shopping, but you don't have to make this excuse! Let's go back now, Zhang Wei will definitely drive us out again, otherwise, let's go to the movies "You're always at ease, aren't you?"

　　"I didn't mean that." Yu Ziye was a little helpless, he really didn't want to go shopping. . .Well, maybe he really doesn't want to go shopping!

　　Because the apartment was indeed on fire, although there was no big loss, it was Zhang Wei who lost a bed sheet.But the ghost knows if there will be any changes that will lead to a greater tragedy?

　　"Okay, let's go, I'll treat you to a drink, so you won't have that illusion." Yifei dragged Yu Ziye to the bar.

　　Yu Ziye touched his nose and finally went to the bar with Yifei.

　　After a while, Yu Ziye really forgot about it, happily went out to watch a movie with Yi Fei, and didn't go back until after twelve o'clock in the evening.

　　Yu Ziye looked at the time: "It's twelve o'clock. Are we staying outside or going home!"

　　"Go home! Don't worry, I have no class tomorrow."

　　"Okay! Let's go, let's pick up a taxi." Yu Ziye walked to the side of the road, but the taxi at night was not easy to wait, so he had to stay for a while.

　　Back at the apartment, Yu Ziye suddenly remembered the fire. He sniffed, but he didn't seem to smell burnt.

　　Of course, it may have been a long time, and the taste has already dissipated.But he didn't smell the burnt smell, so Yu Ziye felt a little more relaxed: "Do you want to take a bath?"

　　"Yes, after a day of shopping outside, if you sweat, you must wash it."

　　"Then go! I'm going to bed first."

　　"Hey, hey~" Yifei said with black lines all over her head: "You don't need to wash it?"

　　"I don't need it!"

　　"No, it has to be. You can leave a lot today. You can't go to bed without washing."

　　"..."

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