My Apartment Life

　　"Science shows that the sound of thunder and rain can help you sleep, don't you know that?" Yu Ziye 910 cut a sentence: "Look at my harvest."

　　"Hey, I'm invulnerable." Yi Fei threw a card directly, so that Yu Ziye couldn't pick up the card.

　　"..." Yifei's head was full of black lines: "Eldest sister, I am the lord."

　　"I know! I'm a rebel." Yifei directly revealed his identity.

　　Yu Ziye had the urge to vomit blood: "No, why did you add blood to me before you were a rebel?"

　　"Whip the corpse!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye gave a thumbs up and said speechlessly, "You cow, then you can just wait and tie yourself up! It's alright if I don't want this harvest, right?"

　　"Hehe~ This peach belongs to me." Yi Fei happily collected a health card, and Mika and Yoyo each drew one.

　　Yu Ziye continued to play cards: "I'll lead the sheep, are you still impeccable?"

　　"Fuck, draw, draw for you." Yi Fei's head was covered in black lines, and reluctantly handed the card to Yu Ziye.

　　Yu Ziye drew a peach, and a peach appeared in his hand: "Haha~ It's alright now, you spent an impeccable card, but this card is still mine, kill one."

　　"flash."

　　"Yes." Yu Ziye pouted and threw down a few cards: "However, why haven't these mental illnesses come yet? It's almost night."

　　Yifei rolled her eyes: "Have you miscalculated? Maybe they don't want to come at all."

　　"impossible..."

　　As soon as Yu Ziye spoke, the bell rang outside, and Yu Ziye's eyes lit up: "Speak about Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive. They didn't tell you, I guess they want to give you a surprise, let's give them a surprise first."

　　"What surprise?"

　　Mika and Yoyo's eyes lit up, and Yu Ziye took out the bag from the side: "Quick, change your clothes and put this on."

　　"Head cover?" Yifei picked it up strangely: "What do you want? Pretend to be a robber?"

　　"Yes~ Hurry up, oh, yes, Mika doesn't need to wear it, you go in and lead them in, we will scare them."

　　"Okay~ Hurry up, put them on, and I'll bring them in."

　　Mika's eyes lit up, and she ran to the door as she spoke.Yu Ziye put on his hood and stood on both sides.

　　Mika opened the door, and it turned out to be Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao.Mika asked in surprise, "Guan Gu? Why are you here?"

　　"Let's give Yoyo a surprise." Guan Gu and the others dragged their suitcases in.

　　As soon as they came in, Mika closed the door. Before they could see anyone, a few people wearing hoods rushed out from the side: "Don't move, rob."

　　"..."

　　How many people were suddenly stunned, robbery?Is there a mistake, this is into the wolf's den?

　　Yu Ziye squeezed his throat and said, "Come on, hand over all your brains."

　　"Brain? This is the first time I've seen someone rob someone's brain. Big brother, are you lacking in brains?" Zhang Wei asked weakly.

　　"Don't talk nonsense, do you give it?"

　　"I didn't give it, I couldn't give it!" Zhang Wei said with a sad face: "I have no brains!"

　　"Pfft~" Yifei couldn't help laughing directly: "I'm going, you have no brains!? Hahaha~"

　　"..."

　　It was only then that Guan Gu reacted, as if it was Yifei's voice: "Yifei? Yoyo, why are you dressed like this!?"

　　Yifei took off the hood: "Zi Ye said that you would definitely come, so we're going to give you a surprise~"

　　"So it is." Guan Gu looked at Yu Ziye with some resentment: "How did you know we would come."

　　"Not only did I know that you would come, but I also knew that you were forced to come here by that Lillian, right?" Yu Ziye said angrily, "Are you happy staying at home?"

　　Guan Gu was speechless: "Don't mention it, that Lilian used washing powder to make preserved egg porridge, used soy sauce to wash the sheets, and played with gas leaks. If we weren't smart, our house would have been bombed."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head: "Didn't I remind you when I went out? Why is it like this??"

　　"It's all blame Ziqiao." Guan Gu glared at Lu Ziqiao dissatisfied: "We all said she was just a sales promotion lady, but he still asked her to stay, saying that it was just to do some housework, anyone can do it."

　　"So, you let the family stay?" Yifei said speechlessly, glaring at Lu Ziqiao: "You will die on a woman sooner or later."

　　"Dead with a peony flower, it's romantic to be a ghost." Lu Ziqiao said weakly: "But it doesn't matter, since we are here, our single night today will definitely be very ecstasy. I have all planned, and then we will rent one. ktv, then..."

　　"Stop." Yifei directly stopped him from speaking: "Don't rent any ktv, I didn't settle the account with you before!"

　　"What's the matter..." Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt a bad premonition.

　　"What do you think?" Yi Fei snapped her fingers and roared, "Give me death, just flick."

　　"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao screamed, and before he could escape, he was knocked down by Yifei.

　　Guan Gu and the others quickly closed their eyes, but they could still hear Yi Fei's roaring voice: "I'll let you have nothing to do with the party, let you invite beautiful women, let you fool around..."

　　"Ah~ah~" Lu Ziqiao's screams came one after another, the listeners were sad, and the listeners wept!

　　Finally, after a long time, the screams ceased, and Lu Ziqiao lay on the floor helplessly, unable to stand up. .

Chapter 1042

　　After Yi Fei taught Lu Ziqiao a lesson, she clapped her hands in satisfaction, feeling a bad breath.

　　Ignoring Lu Ziqiao lying there pleading for help, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei both wanted to go over and fix their feet.Zhang Wei asked very strangely: "That's not right! Yifei, is your reading autism better?"

　　"It's been a long time." Yu Ziye said helplessly: "It was fine when she put makeup on me the day before yesterday, and she was so happy, otherwise you thought she would go out to play?"

　　"I go..."

　　Guan Gu let out a breath and looked at Yoyo: "Dear, you are too professional, right? In order to pretend to be a robber, you actually painted your face black. But now we all know, can you wash it off? I feel... a little awkward."

　　"..."

　　Yunyou's body immediately froze. It wasn't made up at all, but was originally dark: "Hehehe~ That, I just think... This is healthier, haha~"

　　"I don't think so!" Guan Gu looked at the blackness and pinched her face: "It's really smooth to the touch, but it's more like burnt. Wheat color is healthy skin, right?"

　　"is it?"

　　"Yeah~ I'm going to wash it."

　　"Actually..." Youyou couldn't hide it anymore, so she could only say helplessly: "Okay~ I'll be honest, it's not makeup. Mika made it for me like this, it can't be washed off. "

　　"Nani?" Guan Gu looked at Yoyo in surprise, and then at Mika: "What did you do to her? Will she become like this?-"

　　Yu Ziye almost laughed out loud, coughed and said jokingly: "That's not easy, Mika bought firecrackers, and then threw them on Yunyou's face, directly blowing her face, and it became like this."

　　Guan Gu's eyes widened: "Really, Yoyo, are you all right? This is disfigurement!"

　　"Don't listen to his nonsense." Mika said dissatisfiedly: "This is obviously done with melanin, and it has nothing to do with disfigurement."

　　"Who said it doesn't have anything to do with half a dime? What's the difference between this and disfigurement." Youyou said angrily: "Why don't you blow it up with firecrackers! At least it's the hair standing up, not the face being blown black."

　　"..."

　　Mika was speechless after being taught, she could only bow her head and admit her mistake.

　　Zhang Wei looked at Meijia like this, and suddenly felt that everyone seemed to be more unlucky than him: "Haha~ It seems that I am not unlucky this single weekend."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao didn't want to pay attention to this guy, he suddenly asked: "Oh, by the way, where is that teacher Zeng's brother?! They're all here, how can I get to know them!"

　　"He would perform at lunch just now, but he probably doesn't know where to go now." Yifei explained, "Why don't you wait and see when you're done eating."

　　"Do you still want to go?" Mika, Yoyo, and Yu Ziye were immediately anxious, and Yu Ziye said with a black line: "Can we not go? It's like boiling shit, I can't get used to it."

　　"Cough~" Yifei was choked for a moment: "Forget it! Anyway, Yoyo is like this, so let's order takeout here!"

　　"That's good." Yoyo didn't want to go out to eat, she simply took out her mobile phone: "I'll have some, anyway, Mika treats you today, I'll invite everyone to eat!"

　　"What? Yoyo, you want me to go bankrupt!" Mika said with a sad face, she knew I was sorry Yoyo, but it wasn't necessary, right?

　　"Then let's continue killing the Three Kingdoms!"

　　"With so many people, can you play Three Kingdoms Killing? Why don't we divide it into two groups! One is Three Kingdoms Killing, and the other is flying chess?"

　　"Why not? There are only seven in total..." Yu Ziye thought about it, as if there were a lot more people: "Okay! Then who wants to play flying chess with him?"

　　"..."

　　The scene was embarrassing for a while. It seemed that no one wanted to play flying chess with Lu Ziqiao. Everyone seemed to prefer to play Three Kingdoms Kill: "Well... if you don't like it, forget it! Can't we take turns?"

　　So, everyone just took turns playing Three Kingdoms Kill, one after the other.

　　"By the way, I suddenly remembered something." Yifei said while playing, "I just bought a gift for you, do you want to take a look?"

　　"Really? Then show us." Guan Gu and Youyou's eyes lit up.

　　Yifei said, and pulled out something from the bag, it was one. . .durian?Their faces stiffened, and they said silently, "Why is it durian again?"

　　"Look clearly, this is a durian pendant." Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "After opening it! It's your photo. It was custom-made for you on the road when I came, don't pull it down."

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　　"Yes, I must~" The moment they saw the photo, Guan Gu and Youyou happily took it over: "Thank you, Sister Yifei."

　　"You're welcome, just like it." Yifei waved his hand.

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head and asked Yifei in a low voice, "Then I don't have to give it, right? We can count it as a gift."

　　"Okay! It's like this before they got married anyway." Yi Fei said that she didn't care. After all, they would all pay a dowry when they got married.

　　When it was said that they had received the gift, everyone said it.Lu Ziqiao also proudly took out the gift he prepared: "I also prepared it, oh, for you."

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　　"I'm going, you still prepare gifts?" Several people looked at Lu Ziqiao in shock, this is only taking advantage, and it's incredible that you can still prepare gifts!

　　Guan Gu also took it in shock, then shook it: "Okay! I see, it's a shower gel."

　　"..." Yoyo opened it and asked Guan Gu in surprise, "Can you guess this?"