My Apartment Life

　　"He bought a lot of them yesterday, and he's worried that he can't use them all up!" Guan Gu thought of Lu Ziqiao's half-month quota in order to get Lillian over to work as a nanny.

　　Anyway, he can't use it all up, so it can be used as a gift.Lu Ziqiao also said without knowing it: "When you officially set the wine, there will be gifts~"

　　"It looks like this thing, we will not be short of this in our lives."

　　Guan Gu estimated that the shower gel will also be given away at that time, and they don't know when to use it.

　　Lu Ziqiao also said it, and Zhang Wei hurried out to join in the fun: "Aiya~ I came in a hurry, I didn't prepare any gifts, this is the only time I scratched the winning invoice, I have been reluctant to exchange it, so I kept it on my body and made eight The amulet of the year. Now, I will give this to you, and I wish you all the surprises in your life after you get the certificate."

　　"Really?" Guan Gu and Youyou took a look in surprise: "Scratch another one?"

　　"Is this the winning invoice?" Guan Gu was a little puzzled: "Zhang Wei, didn't you get a fake invoice?"

　　"..."So.

Chapter 1043

　　"Don't other invoices look like this?" Zhang Wei asked very strangely.

　　Guan Gu and Youyou nodded vigorously, this is clearly a virtue to thank you for your patronage, how could this be the case?Zhang Wei can't do anything about it, but he has been cheated a lot, and he has long been prepared, and he didn't even complain.

　　"Then I haven't given it to you either, so I can only give this one." Zhang Wei took out two fifty cents coins from his pocket.

　　Guan Gu and Yoyo took it over, and Yoyo asked with some doubts: "Two fifty cents coins, what does this mean?!"

　　Zhang Wei showed a smug smile: "Hey, don't underestimate these two coins, this is a rare pair of misprinted coins. This one has the obverse printed on the wrong side, and this one has the reverse printed on the obverse."

　　Zhang Wei saw that everyone looked suspicious, so he could only say helplessly: "Okay! These are a pair of ordinary fifty cents coins, I just want to give them to you, two fifty cents to make one piece."

　　Yu Ziye laughed: "I think with Zhang Wei's money-loving character, giving money is definitely true love."

　　"Haha~ That's true." Yifei also echoed, didn't he say that the things he likes the most are the most precious?Zhang Wei likes money, but what he gives is money, can't it be true love?

　　"Go go go~" Zhang Wei's head was covered in black lines, and he said as if he was so digging that he was not willing to spend a single dollar.

　　Guan Gu and Youyou felt that what Yu Ziye and Yifei said was quite reasonable, but Youyou said simply: "Thank you, we have received your thoughts."

　　Everyone took it, so Mika was left.Although no one except Lu Ziqiao and Yi Fei were prepared, but the others had taken them out, she really had nothing to take.

　　Embarrassed by being looked at, Mika could only say, "I'm sorry, Guan Gu Youyou, I didn't prepare any gifts."

　　"Who said no? You have given your little aunt a black and bright skin."

　　Yunyou kicked Lu Ziqiao, and Mika gritted her teeth angrily.Suddenly thought of one: "I know that nothing I give you now can make up for the damage I have done to you. So, I have decided, I will give you the palm of the Buddha."

　　"..."

　　Of course, Guan Gu and Youyou were thunderous at the Tathagata's palm, and Youyou's eyes widened: "You want me to slap you?"

　　"Uh, no." Mei Jia smiled embarrassingly, of course she didn't want Yoyo to slap herself, she said, "I mean, I will give you the Tathagata Palm that Lu Ziqiao owes me."

　　"What?" Lu Ziqiao vomited blood directly. He didn't expect that he was just gloating for a while before being affected by Mika.

　　Mei Jia said viciously: "Back then, this fellow owed me ten Tathagata Palms, but I have destroyed a few of them over the years, and there are still... [-] get [-], [-], [-] Women's Day... "

　　"Uh, a reminder, in mathematics, in addition to the subtrahend, there must be a subtrahend, so that the difference can be calculated."

　　"Then how many did I knock out?!" Meijia calculated carefully, the time Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu confessed, the time Lu Ziqiao impersonated Ai Paide, the time they were locked on the balcony, this guy wanted I was slapped when I jumped off the building, and then. . .Then there is no more.

　　Originally, Mei Jia and Lu Ziqiao planned that Zhang Wei would have another one, but Yu Ziye destroyed it, so there were four in total.

　　"In this way, there are only six left, and I will give them all to you." Mika said excitedly.

　　"But, what's the use of these slaps?" Youyou asked suspiciously.

　　Mika thought for a while: "I wish you the days after you get the certificate, like these slaps, crackling, crisp and loud."

　　"Although it's a bit unreasonable, it's not unacceptable." Youyou nodded, thinking that it should be almost the same.

　　Seeing that Guan Gu and Youyou were about to accept it, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly said, "No, I've never heard of the Tathagata's palm can still be given away!"

　　Mika said calmly: "The rules of the rivers and lakes, but you can't fight back, you can't resist, who said you can't transfer it?"

　　"But the premise is that the slap notary is present!" Lu Ziqiao was in a hurry and moved out of Lu Zhanbo in an attempt to get away with it.

　　Mika glanced at him proudly, and calmly opened the video.Yu Ziye thought for a while: "We are here in the East Eighth District, and ml is in the East One District, it's a little after seven o'clock, and it's just twelve noon over there, it's fine, you can start a video with Zhanbo, don't worry He's at work."

　　"Then I don't need to worry." Mika excitedly made a video to Zhan Bo and found that he was really eating.

　　Seeing that everyone was there, he asked in surprise: "Huh? Where are you all?! Have you eaten anything?"

　　"It's past seven o'clock in the evening, so we ate it long ago..." Yifei responded, "Are you and Wan Yu okay?"

　　"Fortunately, I often go to see her." Lu Zhanbo seems to be in good spirits: "Sister, I heard that you and your brother-in-law bought a villa, is it true?"

　　"Of course it's true, we're going to use this as a wedding room."

　　"Really? That's great. When you get married, I'll come back with Wan Yu."

　　Lu Zhanbo and Yifei talked for a while before Mika interrupted them: "Okay, the talk is over, let's get down to business."

　　Lu Zhanbo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Then why are you looking for me?"

　　Mei Jia said happily: "Actually, it's like this. Guan Gu and Youyou need to get the certificate. I'm going to give them the Tathagata Palm that Ziqiao owes me. I need you, a notary, to witness it."

　　Lu Zhanbo asked in surprise: "Really? Guan Gu Youyou is about to get the certificate? I'm sorry! I didn't know you were getting the certificate at this time, and I didn't prepare a gift for getting the certificate."

　　Mika waved her hand: "No, you only need to be a witness once."

　　Lu Zhanbo nodded: "I don't have any opinion, then I wish you a happy life after getting the certificate, just like these slaps in the face."

　　Guan Gu nodded, and it sounded pleasant to his ears: "As expected of a scholar, the idioms are a bit sharper than those used by Mei Jia."

　　Mika clapped her hands: "Then we won't bother you on 2.1, we're having a single weekend now!"

　　"Okay, we'll talk next time we have a chance, bye."

　　"OK Bye Bye."

　　Mika closed the computer: "How is it, are you convinced?"

　　Lu Ziqiao suddenly became anxious: "Guan Gu, don't listen to his nonsense, these slaps are really useless."

　　"Hey, if it works, you won't know until you try it." Mika said excitedly, "Would you like to take one to try it out?"

　　"This..." Guan Gu glanced at Lu Ziqiao, as if hesitating.Just as Lu Ziqiao looked nervously at Guan Gu, waiting for his choice, Guan Gu slapped him directly: "I'll go, it's cool."

　　"Did I say it? It's more refreshing to swipe round." Mika said excitedly.

　　"...".

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　　Guan Gu seems to be enjoying himself, and feels that the depression in his heart this weekend has been swept away.He saw that everyone was deeply resentful towards Lu Ziqiao, and said generously: "Didn't someone say that it's better to be happy when you are alone, and it's better to be crazy than people who go crazy? Bar!"

　　"What? How come there are six more?" Lu Ziqiao is going crazy, is there a mistake!

　　Mika looked unwilling not to kill him: "The one just now was a trial draw, it doesn't count."

　　"This can't be divided anymore!"

　　Guan Gu looked indifferent: "You haven't reimbursed the money from last night! That slap in the face will be used to pay off the debt."

　　"what?"

　　"Exactly, how about we take it out one by one before twelve o'clock?" Guan Gu looked at the time and looked at the few people with joy.

　　"Okay okay~"

　　For a time, everyone turned to look at Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao swallowed, Guan Gu just frightened him, and ran away screaming.

　　Everyone ran out slowly, forming a sharp contrast with Lu Ziqiao.

11 The hotel still looks quite big, but aside from the accommodation, the size is not that exaggerated.A game of cat and mouse slowly unfolded in this hotel.

　　It's a mouse!Of course it's Lu Ziqiao, cat!Naturally, it was the other people in the apartment. With so many cats catching a mouse, it could be said that it was the worst time for him.

　　Yifei's interest was quite high, and after a few people split up to find them, they were like Sahuan, scurrying around the hotel.

　　In the end, except for Yu Ziye, after everyone slapped the face, it was basically over.

　　After the slaps were over, everyone bought a lot of beer and snacks, and returned to the hotel, regardless of Lu Ziqiao's appearance, they just ate and drank, looking extremely happy.

　　In the end, I was so tired that I didn't even go back to the room, so I found a sofa and slept here.

　　Fortunately, the temperature here is quite high, even if it rains, there is no need to worry about the problem of catching a cold.After all, it is to the south and closer to the equator!

　　The next morning, the weather was fine, the weather was indeed perfect for a sunbathing vacation.

　　It's just that when they want to go back, no matter how big the sun is, it's useless.

　　There were many people in the room.Yoyo and Mika were comfortable, lying on the bed, sleeping soundly.Zhang Wei lay happily on the floor, while Lu Ziqiao fell asleep beside the door reluctantly.

　　He really dare not come!Because Yu Ziye still had a slap that he didn't slap, he was afraid that Yu Ziye would slap him hard while he was asleep.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei fell asleep while leaning on the sofa.

　　The sun shines in and finally wakes up one or two people.Yifei got up in a daze, and just saw Yu Ziye's profile, she rubbed her eyes: "Dear, it's dawn, it's time to get up."

　　Yu Ziye also opened his eyes and sat up: "What time is it?"

　　"It's ten o'clock."

　　"Ah~ Did we drink too much again last night?" Mika and Yoyo were also awakened suddenly, and got out of the bed.

　　Like dominoes, one wakes up the other, then Zhang Wei, then Lu Ziqiao.

　　But when Lu Ziqiao got up, his face twitched, and he bared his teeth in pain.He felt the pain on his face, and he couldn't help crying.

　　When everyone heard the cry, they couldn't help but follow the voice and walked over: "Who is that over there!?"

　　"Oh, it's Ziqiao~" Mika looked at him playfully.

　　"There's one more hand, hit me! Hit me now! I'll be free after the hit." Lu Ziqiao did not run away this time, but instead begged for a hit.

　　"It's the first time I've seen such a cheap request." Mei Jia said with a smile, she squatted down and touched Lu Ziqiao's face: "It won't be so easy for you to be cheap. Last night, Guan Gu gave the last slap in the face again. I am.

　　This slap, I intend to slap at a specific time and a specific place. "

　　"What?" Lu Ziqiao was about to vomit blood again.