My Apartment Life
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Yifei was taken aback: "When did you buy it? You didn't go out at all today, did you? You can't shout and run errands, right? It's too insincere."
Yu Ziye said calmly: "That's not it, it's just a piggyback."
"Piggyback? What the hell?" Yi Fei was very puzzled, not understanding what Yu Ziye did.
Yu Ziye said weakly: "Well, last night when you asked me to record how many decorations I should buy, I added the things I wanted to buy for the Christmas tree."
"..."
Yifei's expression froze for a moment, and she asked angrily, "You mean, I bought all the things you want to buy for you?"
"Um..."
"Bastard." Yi Fei rushed over with his teeth and claws: "Do you know how tired I am to carry so many things? It's fine if you don't help, and you even pushed everything to me. Are you a man?"
"Are those who can work hard?"
"It's a lot of work for me to beat you, a capable person." Yi Fei was about to get angry, so he threw himself on it and wanted to kill Yu Ziye.
Yu Ziye shouted: "Help! Murder my husband!"
"..."
When the two were fighting, Mika and Zhang Wei both came out yawning.Mei Jia said in pain: "Sister Yifei, you flirt with each other early in the morning, can you consider other people's feelings?"
"The beating and scolding are true, but the love affair is false." Yu Ziye said weakly, "Meijia, save me, your sister Yifei is going to murder her husband."
Mika twitched the corners of her mouth and said speechlessly, "I don't think she wants to kill her husband, but to kill a dog."
Zhang Wei was saddened to see it. For Christmas, everyone had company, but he was alone.
Oh, that's not right, now I have to add Guan Gu. Guan Gu is even worse. He obviously has a girlfriend, but he still has to see his girlfriend go to spend Christmas with other men. It's even more sad to think about it!
The most important thing is that your life is in danger at any time!Guan Gu is likely to cut his abdomen directly.
Yifei taught Yu Ziye a lesson, and then got off Yu Ziye and sat on the sofa next to her: "Now, immediately, immediately, set up a suite for me."
"Cough~" Yu Ziye rubbed his brows with a headache, and he wouldn't be shy if he knew it earlier: "Then what are you doing?"
"I'm in charge of supervising you!"
"..."
Okay!Another battlefield commander. . .
Yu Ziye was helpless, sighed, and stood up: "Hey, it's all born to work hard!"
"You're working so hard!" Yi Fei said angrily, "You still have time to make tea after working so hard? I think your bones are already rusted, hes~ha~"
Yifei said and took a sip of tea, as if provoking Yu Ziye.
Mika yawned and went to the bathroom, while Zhang Wei didn't seem to wake up and wanted to enter the room.
At this time, Guan Gu ran in from outside and asked excitedly, "Yifei, borrow your kitchen knife to use it."
"Chopper? In the kitchen, take it yourself." Yi Fei was very strange and looked at the time: "It's only after nine o'clock, so early to prepare lunch? What day is it today! Do you want to prepare such a good thing?"
"Eh? Where did you see that things are good?" Yu Ziye asked strangely.
"You have to prepare three or four hours in advance, isn't it good?" Yifei gave him a white look.
Guan Gu was helpless and explained, "No, I'm just practicing my hands. I'm going to prepare a table of delicious food for Yoyo on Christmas Day, and give her a surprise, hehe~ You guys talk first, I'll go first."
"Wait a moment..."
Just as Guan Gu was about to leave, Zhang Wei stopped him, and he came over with a constipated face, but he couldn't say what he wanted to say: "Guan Gu, that, why don't you go out to eat when the time comes?"
"Why?" Guan Gu was puzzled and asked Zhang Wei in confusion.
"Because...because of Christmas...it's not auspicious to eat at home." Zhang Wei said nonsense in a serious manner.
"Ah?" Guan Gu was even more puzzled after hearing this: "It's unlucky, who said that?"
"Fortune teller said."
"Fortune tellers still say this?" Yi Fei was surprised: "Did he say that meddling in business will lead to a short life!"
"..." Zhang Wei's face froze, he continued to fool Guan Gu weakly, and whispered in his ear: "Haven't you heard of that legend? According to legend, at Christmas, in addition to eating Outside of apples, don't practice cooking a few days before Christmas, or something terrible will happen."
"There are such legends, why have I never heard of it." Guan Gu was suddenly fooled, and he put down the kitchen knife and listened carefully to Zhang Wei: "Why?"
Yifei also pricked up his ears. He had never heard of this legend.
Zhang Wei continued: "At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when you peel an apple in the mirror, you can see the appearance of your future lover. Have you heard of this legend?"
"..."
Guan Gu shook his head and said that he had never heard of it.Yifei said dissatisfiedly, "Just say what you want to say, what are you doing mysteriously?"
Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "I haven't heard of the Christmas legend, but I have heard of the legend that if you peel an apple in this mirror at twelve o'clock, you will see your future lover.
Legend has it that if you peel an apple in front of the mirror at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, you can see the appearance of your lover as long as it is peeled within a minute and the peel is continuous.
But apple peeling can't be practiced before twelve o'clock, because then you will see the peeled lover. "
2.1 "..."
"Hmm~ Is it so scary?" Yi Fei took a deep breath and asked curiously, "But, what does this Christmas legend have to do with it?"
"How do I know? I've never heard of it anyway." Yu Ziye spread his hands and looked at Zhang Wei at the same time.
Zhang Wei coughed and said helplessly: "Actually, the two are similar, you can cook for Christmas, but you can't practice in advance, otherwise it will be the same as those ingredients. Restrictions, that's why I suggest you and Yoyo go out to eat, or you'll be cut off if you're not careful, that's all thanks to it!"
"Ah~" Guan Gu asked weakly, "Is there really such a legend?"
"It's better to believe that there is, than to believe that it is not!"
"...".
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"I suspect that you are fooling me, but I have no evidence." Yu Ziye looked at Zhang Wei blankly and said, "You can't even find this kind of legend! Where did you get it?"
Now that Zhang Wei has taken it, he simply died not afraid of being scalded by boiling water: "I said it all, it's from a fortune teller, believe it or not~ But don't blame me for not reminding you if something goes wrong."
Guan Gu put down the kitchen knife weakly: "In that case, forget it, I'll take Yoyo out to eat, or just order takeout!"
Obviously, although Yu Ziye and Yifei didn't believe it, Guan Gu was frightened by Zhang Wei, put down the kitchen knife and ran away, causing Yu Ziye and Yifei to be stunned.
Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Guan Gu was gone.
This time, Yi Fei saw him right.Yifei asked suspiciously, "You... are you fooling around in Guangu?"
Zhang Wei looked at it, Guan Gu didn't come back, he said speechlessly: "Yes, I'm fooling him."
"Why?" Yifei was puzzled, she thought Zhang Wei would explain it!In the end, he actually admitted it directly. When did everyone suddenly say that they were so grand?
"It's not because of Yoyo." Zhang Wei said in distress: "Youyou told me before that this Christmas, the company arranged a job for her to stir up scandals with others. So let me accompany Guan Gu to watch "Kill Bill" ."
"Oh~~" Yifei suddenly realized: "She's going to stir up scandals at this time? Isn't she afraid of Guan Gu being jealous?"
"He was just afraid that Guan Gu would be jealous and that he would cut himself off, so he let me watch him." Zhang Wei was very sad. You said that it would be fine if there were no girls to spend Christmas with him, but he still had to endure his life. Dangerous, this is too bad, right?
Yi Fei was very helpless: "Are you sure you can watch it?"
"I guess I can't watch it." Zhang Wei was frightened.
"But what does this have to do with you fooling Guan Gu?" Yu Ziye knew about it, but Zhang Wei fooling about Guan Gu, it sounds like it doesn't matter: "Guan Gu is going to cook, and when it's time to make it, you will Can't we eat together? You would actually refuse."
"..." Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment: "Yeah~ oops~ why should I fool him!"
"..."
Zhang Wei explained helplessly: "I originally planned that without hope, there would be no disappointment. If Guan Gu did so many things at that time, wouldn't it be worse if he knew that Yoyo let him dove? That's why I asked him to do less. Do something, so I can better persuade me later."
"Your abacus is a little loud!"
Zhang Wei is very distressed now, he asked Yu Ziye and Yifei: "Do you have any good ideas?"
"No time, we have to decorate the room!"
"..." Zhang Wei was choked for a moment, and then he said confidently: "Well, I have to remind you, if Guan Gu runs wild, something big will definitely happen, and when you spend Christmas, it will also have an impact, Are you sure you didn't solve it in advance?"
Yifei was stunned for a moment, and was moved by Zhang Wei's words.
It seems to be the case, if Guan Gu wants to cut Zhang Wei's belly, or kill himself, can they really ignore it?
Therefore, especially after an unhappy Christmas, it is better to solve the problem early: "I really have to find a way to cure Guangu, otherwise, there will be no peace at that time."
"Right! Do you have any good ideas then?"
Yifei thought about it carefully: "Otherwise, we will give him a vaccination in advance, so that after he has been restless these days, Christmas will settle down."
"Then what if Yoyo's plan changes and the scandals stop?" Zhang Wei asked weakly, "Maybe Yoyo will reject her boss because Guan Gu doesn't agree."
"That's true, but Guan Gu will settle the bill with us instead." Yi Fei sighed, she didn't want to do this bad guy.Suddenly, her eyes lit up: "Then we won't tell him why, how about we play hard-to-play?"
"What hard-to-get?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.
Yifei thought for a while: "Does any of you know where there is a knife that sells belly-cutting knives?"
"Ah?" Zhang Wei scratched his head, not understanding what happened to Yifei.
Yu Ziye touched his nose and said weakly, "I don't think even some prop stores sell something like a belly-cutting knife. You have to find people who have a hobby for collecting."
"Collection hobby, yes." Yifei snapped his fingers: "Look for Xiao Hei, he must have this kind of thing."
Zhang Wei scratched his head suspiciously: "Xiao Hei even has this kind of thing?"
"He may not, but he must know who has." Yifei nodded: "Okay, just go to Xiao Hei, let's go, let's go down."
Yu Ziye and Zhang Wei were helpless and followed Yifei downstairs.
When they came to Xiao Hei's house, several people found that the door was not closed, so they went in directly.
"Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei? Are you at home?"
After a few people went in, they found that Lu Ziqiao was also here.Yu Ziye asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, what are you doing here?"
"I have something to do with Xiao Hei! Why are you here?"
Yifei waved his hand: "We also have something to do with Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, do you sell a belly-cutting knife, or do you know where there is a belly-cutting knife for sale?"
"What? Have you been infected by Guan Gu? You also have a cutting knife, do you want a kitchen knife?" Xiao Hei asked silently: "If you want a kitchen knife, I will give you as many as you have."
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