My Apartment Life

　　Yi Fei said casually, "This is to cut off Guan Gu's belly."

　913 Little Black: "..."

　　Lu Ziqiao: "..."

　　The two stared at Yifei with wide eyes, this is too cruel!When Guan Gu said he cut his abdomen, he was just talking about it.

　　In the worst case, when Guan Gu said that he wanted to cut his abdomen, you took out a knife, and you said, would he cut or not?

　　Don't cut it~ If you put harsh words, it will have no effect.Cut it!People are gone.

　　Yifei also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and explained: "We are playing hard to catch. In short, Yoyo was arranged by the company to stir up the scandal. We were afraid that Guan Gu would kill himself after knowing it, so we gave him to him in advance. Get a vaccination to save him from crying, making trouble, and hanging himself."

　　"I don't understand." The two of them were still confused.

　　Yifei waved his hand: "Aiya~ This is a long story. Anyway, it's just a trick. We will laugh at him first, and then he will kill himself for the sake of face and dare not say anything."

　　"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, if you want to cut your abdomen, I can get one for you, but you have to wait for it to be delivered."

　　"That's good, but as soon as possible, we have to give him the abdominal cutting knife before Yoyo tells him the news, so that it will have an effect." Yi Fei nodded, but did not ask for it directly. .

Chapter 1050

　　It took time for Xiao Hei to get the things, so a few people returned home and waited.

　　When it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon, Yu Ziye and Yi Fei finished their meal and came back to pack their things.Looking at Yifei's posture, she intends to get everything done today.

　　Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Yi Fei, don't worry, there are still two days until Christmas! As long as it is arranged within these two days, will it be enough?"

　　"You said it lightly." Yi Fei rolled her eyes: "It is because of people with advanced procrastination like you that our country's efficiency is so low."

　　"Is this still called low?" Yu Ziye's eyes widened: "I can't breathe because of the fast pace now? If that's the case, I might as well delay it!"

　　Yifei: "..."

　　Yi Fei patted Yu Ziye angrily: "Then you say do it or not?"

　　"Do." Yu Ziye shouted in distress, and then said thiefly, "Then can we discuss something?"

　　"Say."

　　"Can you just watch, at least hand me glue or something, I have to do everything alone, I'll be exhausted to climb up and down!" Yu Ziye asked weakly.

　　"Look at your virtue." Yifei rolled her eyes: "Okay, I'll do it with you, lest you scream about murdering your husband again. I don't want to leave someone the image of a domestic violence girl."

　　"Do you still need to stay?"

　　"What did you say?"

　　Yu Ziye murmured a little louder, but Yi Fei heard it. Yi Fei gave him an angry look, and Yu Ziye had no doubt that her eyes would pop out.

　　Men and women match, work is not tired.Here in Yu Ziye, it has nothing to do with the matching of men and women, it is purely because multiple people can have multiple powers, and it is indeed faster.

　　Thanks to Yifei for not choosing entanglement, otherwise it is estimated that many people will be burdensome.

　　Just when they were busy and in full swing, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in from the outside in a slack spirit.Before he could see the person clearly, he asked directly, "Zhang Wei, do you still have Red Bull there? Oh, it's Yifei! Do you still have Red Bull?"

　　"Why do we buy that thing?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "We don't have to stay up late."

　　"Oh~ then I'll go downstairs and buy some."

　　Yifei saw that the soul of this guy was obviously not keeping up with the spirit, and she couldn't help asking: "What are you doing? Why are you looking listless? The soul was taken away?"

　　"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian wished that someone could chat with him for a while, so that he would not fall asleep: "Nolan asked me to accompany her for Christmas, I am jet lag, so that I can keep up with her rhythm. It will be another hour. , the feat of fifteen hours is complete, and when I wake up, I am a mg person living in the East Eighth District, hahaha~”

　　Yifei asked painfully, "You haven't slept since yesterday?"

　　"Isn't this a Red Bull? Drink two bottles an hour and cross the Pacific with ease."

　　"..."

　　Yifei sighed, then glanced at the time, and said calmly, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, Nolan posted a Weibo before, she might be going back to New York for Christmas, not in California."

　　"So what? We're connected via video!"

　　Yu Ziye understood what Yifei meant, and said with a cough, holding back a smile, "That... Mr. Zeng, there is good news and bad news, which one are you going to hear?"

　　"It's not good right now, let's get the good news first." Zeng Xiaoxian said with glared eyes.

　　Yu Ziye nodded: "The good news is that California is three hours faster than NY, that is to say, compared to us! It is twelve hours slower, that is, you only need to last for twelve hours. ."

　　"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't react for a while, but he suddenly thought: "Then we are less than one o'clock now, over there... One o'clock in the middle of the night? That means I should go to bed long ago, which is also good news? I just drank Where's the next two bottles of Red Bull! Isn't the bad news worse?"

　　Yifei said with a smile on her face: "So, the bad news is that five hours later, you should get up again, if you go to bed now, it's still too late, but judging from your appearance, it's probably too late. "

　　"Pfft~"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had been shot in the heart, and it was cold and cold.

　　Yu Ziye couldn't help but take another shot, sighed and asked, "Mr. Zeng, it's all jet lag anyway, why don't you adjust your sleeping time instead of your awake time?"

　　"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian guessed that it was due to lack of sleep, and his brain was very weak. He didn't understand Yu Ziye's simple words.

　　Yifei explained to him casually: "Midnight means to ask you, do you think it's easier to stay awake for fifteen more hours, or is it easier to sleep for fifteen more hours?"

　　"Of course it's as simple as getting an extra fifteen hours of sleep..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian understood at once, and stared at the front with wide eyes.That's right~ As long as I'm tired, it's fine to sleep on and off for twenty hours, let alone fifteen hours.

　　"...you didn't say it earlier, then I've already chosen to stay awake now, can I change it back?" Zeng Xiaoxian was crying and grief-stricken, and it would take two days to adjust the biological clock. Now, how do you boil it?

　　"What do you think?" Yifei said jokingly, patting him on the shoulder: "It's okay, if you hold on for another [-] hours, then you can connect again."

　　"Hahaha~ What a big deal!" Zeng Xiaoxian walked out with a bitter face, feeling that his future was hopeless!It's too terrifying, twenty-one hours, I don't know if I can hold it.

　　Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian go out, Yifei sighed: "This guy must be out of his mind. Anyway, there are [-] hours, divided into [-] hours to sleep, and [-] hours to wake up, right?"

　　"Then why didn't you tell him?" Yu Ziye asked speechlessly.

　　"Tell him what you said, and he will make it clear. He's drinking two cans of Red Bull now. How can he sleep? Let's wait until his Red Bull's strength is over before talking to him!" Yifei waved his hand and said speechlessly. : "Quick, work, let's hurry up and arrange the room this afternoon."

　　"Then what are you going to do tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?" Yu Ziye asked speechlessly, "There are still two days left!"

　　"What two days! It's already one day, and the day after tomorrow will be Christmas Eve." Yifei snapped her fingers: "I have class tomorrow, and the Christmas tree will be set up during the day the day after tomorrow. Isn't that just right?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye tilted his head and thought for a while: "It takes a day to set up the Christmas tree?"

　　"Have you ever set up a Christmas tree?"

　　"No!"

　　"So, you can guarantee that you will be able to decorate it well soon, without having to read the tutorial or something?" Yifei asked Yu Ziye silently. .

Chapter 1051

　　"You're right, then... let's work!"

　　Yu Ziye was helpless, saying that he couldn't say enough.He found that Yi Fei really did not procrastinate at all, and this time seemed to be enough.Isn't it just setting up a room!The results had to be done right then.

　　The next morning, there was still one day left until Christmas Eve.Yifei is going to class today.Christmas is not a legal holiday. If there is a class, you still need to go to class first.

　　Yu Ziye was a little bored alone, so he could only go to the bar to pass the time, and wait to see which one to pack and eat tomorrow.

　　However, just as he was about to go out, Yifei came back. She was holding a box in her hand, followed by Lu Ziqiao.

　　Yu Ziye was a little strange: "Hey, Yifei, didn't you go to school? Why are you back at this time?"

　　Yifei said calmly: "It's okay, take the time to come back and do something."

　　"What are you doing?"

　　"Let's go, let's go to Guan Gu." Yifei dragged Yifei to the next door: "Wait a minute, call Zhang Wei together."

　　"what?"

　　Yifei knocked on the door, found Zhang Wei, and went next door together.Guan Gu was painting at home at this time, and when he saw a few people coming in, he was a little curious: "Do you have anything to do with me? 913?"

　　Lu Ziqiao winked at Yifei, and said silently, "Guan Gu, this is your Christmas present, come and take it."

　　"Hey~ my gift?" Although Guan Gu didn't know why these people wanted to give him a gift, he happily took it and opened it, a short knife appeared in his eyes.For Guan Gu, who has a samurai complex, this is a fatal temptation: "Wow~ so beautiful! Eh, it seems to be a bit short, right?"

　　Zhang Wei said calmly, "It's called the ultimate belly-cutting knife."

　　"Hey, we searched the Internet for a long time before we found this artifact!"

　　Guan Gu looked at it carefully, and asked a little strangely, "This looks like it's second-hand!"

　　Zhang Wei then explained: "By the way, it is said that when Oda Nobunaga was besieging the Tianshou Pavilion, he used this knife to kill himself. Of course it was second-hand."

　　"That's not right! I remember Oda Nobunaga set himself on fire! It wasn't a belly cut."

　　Lu Ziqiao didn't even think about it, and the lie came when he opened his mouth: "Uh, he cut his abdomen first, but he didn't die, and he set fire to it when he had nothing to do."

　　Guan Gu suddenly realized, he said excitedly: "Then this knife is very valuable for collection, I will find a cabinet to seal it up and save it."

　　Yifei said quickly: "Don't block it! If you threaten to cut your belly in the future, you'll have a handy weapon!"

　　"Nervous disease, what am I doing to cut my belly?" Guan Gu said angrily.

　　Yifei saw that she was almost done, so she quickly followed the rhythm: "We heard a piece of news just now, a very sour news, after you hear it, promise to have a few minutes...hey~"

　　"Hey~"

　　"Ah~"

　　When they were like this, Guan Gu became even more curious and kept asking, "What news?"

　　Zhang Wei whetted his appetite: "Don't ask for any news. You'll know it soon anyway. This news is as sour as Oda Nobunaga knew that Akechi Mitsuhide was going to rebel."

　　"Oda-kun's emotional intelligence is too low, I'm different."

　　"Don't be modest, a fragrant car is matched with a beautiful woman, and a treasured sword is given to the vinegar king. Trust me, he will soon be unsheathed." Lu Ziqiao followed the plan and excited Guan Gu for a while before turning back and leaving a dashing back.

　　Just after turning around, when Guan Gu pricked up his ears to listen, they deliberately told the people of Guan Gu to hear: "I bet one hundred yuan, he will definitely draw his knife within thirty seconds."

　　"I bet ten seconds."

　　"I paid two hundred, and he drew his sword right away."