My Youth Began With Him

"The chick wants to know what happiness is? So he ran to ask the tiger. The tiger said that happiness is a family together. The chicken ran to ask the lion. The lion said that he was happy with three wives and four wives. Later, the chick still felt unwilling. I ran to ask the leopard. The leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness. The chicken is very happy to be afraid to go home and tell the mother of everything today. The mother touched her words and said that the child is actually Today, you are the happiest. The chicken doesn't ask why? The chicken mother said: You are alive and happy today, and the few B people you asked, how many more?"

After Wei Liao finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowei laughed with a bang...

Then spoiled Wei Liao, "Have you ever told me such fun?"

"I just remembered it, my wife shouldn't be jealous, it should be blue..."

Looking around, everyone is laughing, only Zhu Lingling still looks calm...

"You are making up your mind to win our money?" Wei Liao laughed.

"Small, you are squatting, see when you are?" Jiang Xiaowei is also happy.

At this time, Wei Liao is willing to gamble and lose, withdrawing a thousand pieces from the wallet and putting them in a small bamboo basket.

This is the second fiasco...

It seems that everyone is unfavorable...

At this time, Huo Mian pulled the sleeves of Qin Chu. "You can also talk about one of the husbands. The gays who are doing here are all talking about it. It is your turn."

"Well." Qin Daren thought hard.

He has always been cold and arrogant, and few of them have become more funny...

So let him tell jokes to everyone, it is quite difficult for him.

But Huo Mian has spoken, he must not let his wife down.

So Qin Chu was so embarrassed to get up, very solemnly said, "Then I will say one, anyway, it is not necessarily funny, it may be cold."

"Nothing, your jokes don't need to be funny, just take a thousand dollars directly. Highly interrupted."

The young girl of Huo Mian applauded Qin Chu, then raised her fist. "Husband cheers."

Qin Chu nodded and said, "An old farmer raised a pig and raised it for many years. The pig is very strong. He has been reluctant to kill. Then one day, the animal protection association came to the village to inspect and ask him, your pig eats every day. What? He said wild vegetables. The people of the Animal Protection Association were not happy, saying that the pigs were so badly eaten, they were cruel animals, and the fine was five hundred. The old farmer was not comfortable, but he paid a fine... the next day The charity person came and asked him, what did your pig eat? He said, my pig eats big fish and meat every day. In short, what do we eat, what do pigs eat? The result of the charity said that you are wasting Food, how many children in the mountainous area can't afford the hoe, and the fine is 500. The old farmer is wronged, but he still pays a fine. On the third day, the county leader came to inspect and asked him what your pigs ate every day. The old farmer tangled for a long time and cautiously replied, "I give it ten yuan a day, and buy what he wants to eat." ”

After Qin Chu finished speaking, everyone laughed again...

Huo Mian gave a thumbs up. "It’s funny to listen to my husband’s formal jokes for the first time."

"Qin Chu, you have such a funny side, haha." Jiang Xiaowei laughed.

Wei Liao and Gao Ran are also relishing...

At this time, everyone went to see Zhu Lingling and found that she was still expressionless and her face was calm.

"Is my family Lingling not laughing?" Gao Ran picked an eyebrow.

Qin Chu did not say anything, immediately took out a thousand pieces in a small bamboo basket...

The three men were all defeated...

"Slightly, you come to one, town and town, break through the face of Zhu Lingling's zombie." Huo Mian looked at Jiang Xiaowei.

"Well, the arduous task is handed over to me. I promise to tell the best laughter. I told you that I have lived this joke in my life..." Jiang Xiaowei’s arms and sleeves, the flagship station stand up.

Wei Liao carefully supported her, for fear that she would fall...

"Wife, oh, calm, the range of action is not too big...ha, stay a little."

"You have all listened to me..." Jiang Xiaowei was full of confidence when he started.

She is a Ph.D. in psychology. Should she grasp the psychology of everyone? Everyone put their hopes on her.