My Youth Began With Him

Jiang Xiaowei coughed a serious and said, an American, a Frenchman and a Chinese, walking in the desert, thirsty and hungry and tired, walking and walking suddenly found a bottle, opened and floated out a person, The man said, I am a lamp **** and can satisfy your three wishes. Americans love to take advantage of it. The first one rushed to say that the first wish I want a lot of money, the second wish still needs a lot of money, the third wish is that I want to go back to the United States, the lamp **** nodded, "This is simple." Then the big hand waved, the Americans went home with a lot of money, and the Frenchman rushed to say, the first wish I want to be beautiful, the second wish I want a lot of beautiful women, the last wish is that I want to go back to France, the lights God shook his hand. "This is simple, go." Then the Frenchman went home with a lot of beautiful women. Finally, the Chinese thought hard and sat on the ground and said, "My first wish was to come to the Erguotou. The lamp **** gave him. After he finished speaking, he said, "The second wish, give me another bottle of Erguotou. "The lamp **** gave him another bottle. After the drink, the lamp **** asked, your third wish? The Chinese thought hard and finally said, I really want to take two little friends, you let them come back to me. Instant The Americans and the French all returned to the desert.

After Jiang Xiaowei finished speaking, everyone smiled...

Although there was no laughter, they all felt very interesting, but only Zhu Lingling did not laugh.

Jiang Xiaowei went on to say, "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking. Then the three of them walked in the desert, and they got a bottle and came out again. This person said, I am the younger brother of the lamp god, I don't have My brother has a high mana, so I can only satisfy each of your two wishes. The Americans and the French are together, afraid that the Chinese are bad, and decided to let him say this first. The Chinese are thinking hard and thinking, the first wish is to give me first. A bottle of Erguotou. After drinking, the lamp **** asked, your second wish? The Chinese thought about it, I have no wish, you go back first. The French and the Americans were forced at the time, they both The wish has not been said yet, the lamp **** is gone...

Huo Mian can't smile with Qin Chu's neck...

Wei Liao lowered his head and took a small video with his mobile phone while laughing.

Gao Ran couldn’t laugh too much, said, “Dr. Jiang is good, I want to keep going back to the bureau to talk to those people.”

Everyone looked at Zhu Lingling again, she still didn't smile...

When Jiang Xiaowei saw it, he didn’t have a face. He immediately said, I haven’t finished it yet, and then the three of them walked again, and they found a bottle, and came out with a lamp god. The lamp **** said, I am the two lights gods. Apprentice, my mana does not have the two masters, so only one can satisfy one of your wishes. The lamp **** just finished, the Americans and the French said in unison, "Send the Chinese back first."

So the Chinese went home smoothly, the lights went away, and the Americans and the French stayed in the desert forever.

Jiang Xiaowei’s story is over, and a joke is divided into three steps... It’s also very exciting.

But Zhu Lingling just didn't laugh...

"Ling Ling, don't you feel funny?" Gao Ran wondered.

"I don't think so, let's save money, Dr. Jiang." Zhu Lingling waved her hand.

Jiang Xiaowei looked at the one thousand pieces and put it in the bamboo basket. "Zhu Lingling, I really accepted you."

Finally, everyone put their hopes on Huoming...

Feeling the look of everyone's expectations, Huo Mian smacked his mouth. "Don't look at me like this, I am Alexander."

"We believe in you." Jiang Xiaowei laughed.

"I don't believe in myself. I laugh very low." Huo Mian was embarrassed.

"Let's talk about it, now you and Zhu Lingling have a high score. Look at you." Wei Liao thinks that Huo Mian is so powerful, he will definitely win Zhu Lingling this wonderful guy.

So Huo Mian nodded, and under the expectation of everyone, she got up and began to talk about her most classic jokes.