Nerd Mode On!

"Ahem, Welcome everyone to my son's graduation party! I just want to say, have fun, and enjoy yourselves!"

The party was separated into two groups, on the main floor were the younger guests enjoying the music and drinking, on the floor above were the adults or the more mature guests all with some champagne and wine talking about business. The separation has brought eyes upon the only young guy, Jay who was sipping on fine wine just lost in thoughts.

"Joey! You being a bludger now ey?" Shadow appeared in front of Jay who was eyeing him and his uncle who was standing right beside Shadow.

"What are you looking at brat?" His uncle sneered which made Shadow's face scrunched up.

"Aye, mate you may be Joey's uncle but I'll blue with dates that come to insult Joey in a language that no body appreciates!"

Jay's uncle was confused, he just said something to this 'brat' and now the next business partner of his company was all serious and speaking 'English' he couldn't understand! "I'm sorry if this brat nephew of mine insulted you," He thought Jay was the one at fault for angering Shadow.

"Oh no it wasn't Joey here it was you the leeching dickhead!"

Jay's uncle's face whitened in horror, even if he didn't understand the 'English' Shadow spoke, the tone of voice that was unmistakably directed at him instead of Jay. "I'm sorry sir!"

"Yeah you better be! Joey up for a drink off?"

"Sure why not, I have nothing much to do anyways."

Shadow got the strongest whiskey, vodka and gin they had and mix it up in shot glasses that lined up the table in neat rows in front of the two. They clinked the glasses together, and began to throw back drink after drink down the hatch, or what Shadow calls 'pissing up'. After about 20 shots or so Shadow laughed, and started mumbling to himself.

"You never go legless do ya? Ey Joey I would've like to see the maggot you!" (You never get drunk do you? Aye Jay I would've like to see you really drunk!)

"Same to you."

"Ha, in your dreams! I could take dozens of grogs!" (Grog can mean any alcohol)

Those were only words as Jay was closing up to his alcohol intake limit, and his face taking on a new color 'pink'.

"I give up! If I drink anymore I'd chunder all over the place at a rage!" (I give up! If I drink anymore I'd vomit all over the place at a party!) Shadow then left his steps all over the place.

"I win."