People in Kasukabe: Nanako Accosted at the Beginning

The current Mr. Songban has not reached the point where he failed blind dates every day in his previous life and went to bars to get drunk every day.

So Mr. Songban is in very good shape.

There are actually a lot of people out there.

"Really? In fact, there are still mermaid lines, so I'll show you now!"

Matsuban-sensei's face was full of pink, and then he made a move to take off his clothes.

"You give me a little restraint!"

Mr. Yoshinaga suddenly appeared, and then held Mr. Matsuban's hand.

"You guy, you always come out at critical times. Don't you have a professional course today? Why are you getting in the way here?"

"What's in the way? You're not dating!"

Soon, the two people who were protecting each other began to secretly 'scuffle' together.

Not to mention the confusion between Mr. Songban, Zheng Nan, who heard these words, began to feel downcast.

Of course he didn't envy Xiuye's peach blossom luck.

Rather, one thing is determined.

What Ah'Dai said just now made Zhengnan doubtful.

In the eyes of children, Hideo's words are textbooks.

Very convincing.

So after Zhengnan determined that this disease can be acquired at a very young age, he suddenly collapsed.

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Although this kind of thing is true, it is not something that you will get by yourself.

Thinking about this, Zheng Nan suddenly wanted to get a big one.

"stomachache!"

Zhengnan looked left and right, then hurried to the toilet.

"Maybe it's because I ate popsicles yesterday, and I only got a stomachache today!"

Sweat appeared on Zhengnan's face.

You must take it easy, and you must not get involved with hemorrhoids!Zhengnan pretended to be relaxed and hummed a song.

However, the image of Guangzhi screaming uncontrollably appeared in his mind.

It must be very painful to have that kind of disease, right?

It seems that you must maintain a good schedule in the future, otherwise you will become a person like Xiaoxin's father.

But the more you think about it, the more inconvenient it becomes.

Blue veins appeared on Zhengnan's head.

"It's so painful!"

Because of being too nervous, Zheng Nan couldn't get out at all.

Then I started to have self-doubt again.

"I don't really have hemorrhoids!"

Zheng Nan shouted, and in his eyes, the world seemed to be plunged into darkness.

"Zhengnan! Hemorrhoids!"

"Hemorrhoids! Zhengnan!"

Chapter [-] What are the odds of winning the lottery?

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"Wow wow wow!"

Zheng Nan was crying loudly, and the tears couldn't stop flowing, looking very miserable.

"Could it be that Zhengnan really broke the world record for the smallest hemorrhoids? If so! Is Zhengnan also a celebrity? Will Etsuko Komiya come to interview us? This is great news, if Zhengnan can It would be good to break the emergency death world record."

"It's the Guinness Book of World Records, and don't you wish it would be better if Zhengnan didn't have this disease?"

The wind shook his head helplessly.

"Yeah, this useless rice ball head is already very interested, you don't continue to stab "Liu Liu San" there to provoke him. But if you really have the disease that Xiaoxin's father got hemorrhoids , I suggest that you must go to the hospital for a check-up, this disease is still very easy to treat when it is mild, and there is no need for any surgery at all."

Nini comforted Zhengnan.

Her words made Zheng Nan less afraid.

"Really? This disease doesn't require surgery. What happened to Xiaoxin's father?"

Zheng Nan looked at Nini with tears in his eyes, and some hope rose in his heart. It would be terrifying just to think about the operation in that kind of place.

"Xiaoxin's father didn't take it seriously at first, and there was no treatment at all! Zhengnan doesn't like spicy food. And he shouldn't be able to drink bars at this age! So I have no doubt that you are not sick, even if you are sick, it is very mild. There is no need to make such a fuss."

Kazama also nodded, he agreed with Nini's statement.

"That's right. My dad has been very intemperate after he got hemorrhoids. He actually got hemorrhoids ten years ago, and he endured it until today to cut it off."

If Xiaoxin's father is here, he will be very angry, because this kid usually has a poor memory, but only in this kind of thing, his memory is surprisingly good!

"Even if this is the case, people don't want to get the disease of hemorrhoids."

Zheng Nan, who was much better at first, suddenly remembered that he was only 5 years old, but he had a disease that only middle-aged men in their 30s would get. He suddenly felt sad, and his tears fell again.

"Okay, okay, it's not really the disease, it's just that the symptoms are very similar, and if you eat hard-to-digest food the day before, it's normal to be constipated the next day."

Fengjian sighed, although Zheng Nan is a little timid, it is difficult to change what he has identified.

"Let's do it! We are just going to see Xiaoxin's father, and let those doctors take a look at Zhengnan by the way. The doctor will know this kind of thing at a glance."

Ah'Dai's suggestion made Zheng Nan stop crying, which is true.

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"Hahaha!"

Even Xiuye ​​couldn't help laughing after hearing this, is this just a joke?How can a 5-year-old child have such a disease?In the past, the hemorrhoids of the young children were all congenital, or they were caused by extremely bad living habits. Although Zhengnan's family was not wealthy, his work and rest were still normal, so Zhengnan had no chance to get this disease at all.

"Even Mr. Xiuye ​​has this attitude."

"No, no, Zhengnan! The teacher just thought of a rather funny thing, so don't pay attention to it. The hospital where Xiaoxin's father is located is a well-known anorectal hospital in Kasugabe, so the doctor there will be very easy. To judge whether you have hemorrhoids, but in the teacher's view, the probability of your disease is very small, almost none."

Xiaoshan Xiuye ​​touched Zhengnan's smooth head...

It really feels like a rice ball.

"What are the odds of my uncle winning the lottery? Does anyone win the lottery every day?"

Xiaoxin didn't know when he climbed onto Xiaoshan Xiuye's shoulder, and then asked leisurely.

"Wow wow wow!"

He had already been persuaded, but Zhengnan began to cry again after hearing Xiaoxin's words.

"Did I say you can't say something comforting and normal, kid?"

Uncle Xiaoshan also felt helpless in an instant.

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"I would like to trouble the principal to send us a trip in person, but are you really not going to have a look?"

After the director sent the Kasukabe defense team and Osamu Osamu to the hospital, they waited in the parking lot.

"This kind of disease is considered a private disease. It's better for me not to go to school. Besides, doesn't Mr. Guangzhi have the surgery in the afternoon? I'll visit him after he recovers. I'll wait here. When will you be there? Send a child home, please don't worry about wasting time, I just don't have anything to do today."

The principal nodded at 4.6.

He was not afraid of going up empty-handed and embarrassed without a gift, but hemorrhoids. Although this disease is not a serious disease, it is a disease that is difficult to talk about.

He was afraid that Nohara Hiroshi would be embarrassed, so he did not choose to go up.

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"What? You said that this child may have hemorrhoids. According to my experience of studying for such a long time, it is basically impossible. A child of only 5 years old, a child of this age, should be able to run and jump, no It should be infected with a disease like hemorrhoids."

The old dean also just finished cutting hemorrhoids.

He was lying on the bed, looking at Zhengnan with novelty in his eyes. .

Chapter [-] The surgery that makes people retreat!

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"Yes, Uncle Dean, I just feel very uncomfortable, and I can't get a large size. The symptoms are very similar to Xiaoxin's father."

Zheng Nan looked at the dean in front of him nervously.

"Don't worry, come to this room. Let me take a closer look at you. Don't be so nervous, I've been a anorectal doctor for nearly 30 years, and I've never seen a patient like you. young age."

Just as the dean was about to get up, a red-haired female doctor appeared.

"Your wounds haven't healed yet. If you just want to move now, you may delay your work time again. You have to weigh the pros and cons here, and I won't stop you."

Hearing his daughter's words, the dean lay on the bed embarrassedly.

"This little friend! Let my daughter come to show you. Although she is not as experienced as I am, she is already a very qualified anorectal doctor."

The dean had a serious face, at least when Guangzhi visited him a few times before, he was serious.

But when he became a patient, it became interesting.

He also showed his original character.

"Don't worry, if you want to be like Nohara Hiroshi, you are still thirty years earlier!"

Seeing the dean's appearance, cold sweat appeared on Guangzhi's face.

"Don't use people as metaphors!"

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"Great, I thought I really had hemorrhoids!"