Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"Girl can't afford to hurt, her legs are weak."

　　"I seem to have been excited for a while just now, I'm afraid I've already reached the top, can I not have soft legs!"

　　"I'm so envious, I'm going to be called my sister too, oh oh oh~!"

　　The waitress quickly brought rice to Shendiao Liumeisheng. Although there was only a fish dish with bamboo shoots left, luckily it was enough for the meal.

　　However, Yang Mi's order restriction is that she can't eat food such as Haihexian, so she was stopped by Wang Yuzheng as soon as she was about to put down her chopsticks, and she could only eat plain rice!

　　Yang Mi exploded on the spot and picked up the stool to shoot Wang Yuzheng to death, but Wang Yuzheng refused to give in an inch: "Rules are rules, I abide by yesterday's bet, and you all have to abide by the rules of the show team."

　　One sentence made Yang Mi almost choked to death, one of the top actresses in China, holding a bowl of white rice, watching He Li and the others fragrantly eating an arm-length fresh fish, the greedy scallops are about to flow out .

　　After the meal was over, it was nearly [-]:[-] in the afternoon. Everyone dragged their suitcases and took the elevator straight up to the top floor to the room reserved by the show team.

　　"I reserved a presidential suite overlooking the Xiangjiang River for you."

　　Wang Yuzheng smiled and handed a room card to Liu Yifei, who was ranked first, very cheap. .

Chapter 433: Sleeping in a Room

　　"What about mine?" Zhao Liying stretched out her hand and asked.

　　"The presidential suite is yours." Wang Yuzheng pointed to the room card in Liu Yifei's hand with a serious face.

　　"Six of us live in one room?" He Li asked with his eyes wide open.

　　Wang Yuzheng took two steps back timidly.

　　"Who came up with the idea... It's a friend of men!" He Li rubbed his hands in excitement.

　　Wumei: "…"

　　What's going on in your head all day?

　　Not too dirty!

　　Giving the room card to Liu Yifei was just a form. Everyone opened the door and went in. There were already videographers who had set up cameras in the living room. Obviously, there was something fun waiting for them.

　　The presidential suite is really good, especially this is the presidential suite of a five-star hotel, there is no doubt that the grade is high! "Four Five Zeros"

　　"Next, I will introduce the order of sleeping bunks. The first is of course the big bed in the bedroom, the second is the large sofa in the living room, the third and fourth are the small sofas next to it, the fifth is the cloakroom, and the sixth is the bathroom. The bathtub!" Wang Yuzheng introduced without haste.

　　"Who decides who sleeps there?" He Li frowned.

　　Heck, if Liu Yifei still decides, he will be sleeping in the bathtub tonight!

　　Fortunately, Wang Yuzheng also knew that if Liu Yifei was elected, there would be nothing to watch, so he shook his head and said: "Let's choose in a democratic way, you discuss it yourself, the minority obeys the majority, um, there are still a lot of things you have to do today, can't sleep. Good or not."

　　"He (He Li) sleeps in the bathtub~!"

　　As soon as Wang Yuzheng finished speaking, the five beauties pointed to He Li.

　　He Li spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "What's the situation, are you women so narrow-minded?"

　　"Are we narrow there?"

　　"I believe that if five male compatriots and a female compatriot travel together, the male compatriots will definitely give the best big bed to the female compatriots, but what about you? The compatriots are placed in the most difficult position, even if it is playing feminism, it is not like this, right? This is not narrow, what else can it be?" He Li refuted righteously.

　　Wumei blushed at what he said, and even the female staff next to her fell into contemplation, and had to admit that what He Li said made sense.

　　Wumei Baotuan seems to safeguard its own interests and seems to be declaring women's rights, but this way of thinking itself is narrow, and there is no need to declare anything, what kind of patriarchy, when compared to the actions of male compatriots who inadvertently protect the weak Not patriarchal has been reflected in action: the strong self-improvement!

　　"Look, Xiao He's realm is not ordinary, just casually saying it can be thought-provoking, bang bang bang~!"

　　The male staff couldn't help but exclaim, why did they applaud.

　　Wumei bowed her head awkwardly for a while, then raised her head to look at each other after a long while. After exchanging glances, Yang Mi said, "Then...you can sleep in the bathtub."

　　"Steal the concept, the routine is good, but don't think of us as fools, other men can only sleep outside the door tonight, and you can sleep in the same room as the five of us, it's not enough. You are beautiful." Yang Mi smiled and patted He Li's shoulder.

　　No wonder you can't find a boyfriend, you are so smart, you can see that a man is a bit sloppy, and you can still have a good time.

　　"I'm sleeping in the bathroom, what do you do when you poop and pee? Even if you are really goddesses, you still have to poop and pee, right?"

　　"Don't you dare to be disgusting, go to hell~!" Yang Mi kicked her with a kick.

　　Why can't this guy be stopped!

　　The rest of the sleeping bunks were allocated by Wumei using rock paper scissors. Anyway, no matter who sleeps in the big bed or who sleeps in the cloakroom, it is better than sleeping in the bathtub.

　　"What do you want to do most when you come to Xiangjiang?" Wang Yuzheng asked again after seeing that everyone had chosen a room.

　　“Eat food and shop~!”

　　"Go to the cinema to see Level [-]...shopping!"

　　Wumei answered in unison, and it was self-evident who the discordant voice came from.

　　"Yes, Xiangjiang is a shopping paradise. It contains almost all the luxury brands in the world, and there are also unique delicacies that combine the East and the West, but if you want to shop and eat delicious food, you need money. I don't know if you are interested. Earn some extra money?" Wang Yuzheng said in an orderly manner.

　　"I don't want to~!"

　　He Li and Wumei answered in unison again, this time surprisingly neat.

　　Just kidding, you have been tossed to death just after eating a meal. If you want to take money from you, then you will not be tossed to death. It is better to play honestly for ten days!

　　What should I do if I want to cry?

　　Can't you cooperate with me if you don't bring people like you?

　　Is it easy to plan a show overnight?

　　"Since everyone wants to earn some extra money, let's play a game and get props!"

　　Wang Yuzheng knew that there was no reason to be crazy with these gangsters, so he directly forcibly saved a wave of 0......

　　The staff brought up twelve inner core paper tubes of plastic wrap, ten thin and two thick, and it was clear at a glance what they were used for.

　　He Li picked up the two thick ones and put them directly on his arms: "Why are you wearing this?"

　　"Everyone should have seen the zombie movies in Xiangjiang's early years. Zombies can't bend their arms. You bring this thing to complete the game levels we set."

　　Wang Yuzheng waved his hand again, and immediately another staff member took out a yellow talisman, a T-shirt, a bowl of ice lumps the size of a table tennis ball, a mobile phone with headphones plugged in, a backpack, and a large turntable.

　　"The first step is to put the yellow talisman on your forehead and take it off, the second step is to put on a T-shirt, the third step is to put the ice lump in a mineral water bottle, and the fourth step is to guess the song name by listening to the music on your phone. On the back of the backpack is the fifth level. These five levels must be completed within [-] seconds to be considered successful. There are only three chances.

　　After completing the first five levels, the last level is more powerful. Within ten seconds, the elephant's trunk will turn 5.8 times, and you will poke the prize with [-] on the big turntable with your hand, and you will get whatever you hit! "Wang Yuzheng said with a smile.

　　"Fifteen laps in ten seconds, or the elephant's trunk, you can show it to me, it can take off at the same speed as a helicopter!" He Li took off the paper tube and smashed it at him.

　　"Yesterday, Reba said she could turn." Wang Yuzheng decisively took the blame.

　　Reba blinked her big eyes in confusion, and suddenly slapped her forehead for a while, pointed to a female assistant director of the program group and said, "Sister Hua, you sent me a WeChat last night and asked me, the fastest time you can dance is ten seconds. A few laps, just for this?"

　　"Well, you said to make fifteen laps in ten seconds!" The female assistant director smiled and nodded.

　　"It's true to make fifteen laps in ten seconds, but that's the one that stands up straight and turns, and only talks about speed, and you'll fall after turning!" Reba couldn't help laughing and crying. .

Chapter 434: Proud of the g

　　"So, this adds to the uncertainty. No one knows what they can hit after the turn is over... Well, He Li is forbidden to participate in the sixth level."

　　After Wang Yuzheng finished speaking, he worriedly added another sentence to make sure he was safe.

　　He Li and Wumei had nothing to say, and began to assign each person the level they were responsible for.

　　Zhao Liying is in charge of Huang Fu in the first pass, Yang Mi wearing a T-shirt is in charge of the second pass, He Li is in charge of stuffing the ice lumps into the mineral water bottle in the third pass, Yaya is in charge of listening to music in the fourth pass, and Liu Yifei is in charge of carrying a backpack in the fifth pass. , it is Reba who pokes the turntable after turning around in the sixth level.

　　"What the hell are the prizes on this turntable?" Yaya screamed as she glanced at the big turntable.

　　The so-called big turntable is drawn on a piece of white paper the size of a grinding disc, sticking crookedly on the wall, and it is a hundred times more shabby than the big turntable games used by Internet anchors.

　　The most amazing thing is that each fan-shaped area with prizes written on it is no more than two fingers wide, but there are fan-shaped areas with 'Thank you for turning the circle' written in it, each of which is palm-width wide, and the prizes are also remnants, ranging from meal coupons to Sports cars, from 08 to [-] yuan, the fan-shaped area with [-] yuan [-] is almost only a finger wide, no wonder Yaya is screaming.

　　"What the hell are the two sports cars?" Yaya asked with wide eyes, pointing at the two nail-sized circles on the white paper.

　　He Li leaned over to take a look, and a black line appeared on his forehead. He saw that on the 'handmade' turntable, two circles the size of fingernails were very casually drawn, one with Lamborghini Poison written in it, and one with the words Lamborghini Poison. It says Ferrari Lafite, the characters are as small as a micro-carving, and you can't see it without a magnifying glass. It's harder than reaching the sky to stab it after fifteen elephant turns.

　　"Anyway, I won't give it to you, I'll let you watch and have fun." Wang Yuzheng said happily.

　　"Wang Da lied to this scumbag!"

　　"This is completely the rhythm of never giving up without revenge."

　　"When is the time for retribution, Ami Tofu!"

　　"I just like to watch Shendiao Liumei and the show team torn apart..."

　　"Shendiao Liumei is in the hands of the stepmother, 233333."

　　"Six Beautiful Crazy + Weird Shows!"

　　"Let's start when you're ready, you still have a lot to do today." Wang Yuzheng said with a smile.

　　He Li and Wumei took their places, put on a paper tube that made their arms unbendable, Wang Yuzheng took out a stopwatch, and after giving the order, Zhao Liying, who had the yellow talisman on her forehead, immediately started shaking frantically, trying to shake the yellow talisman from her forehead. down.

　　"My sister, the yellow talisman sticks to the forehead, not to the body, just shake your head." Yang Mi was about to cry from this little sister and couldn't help reminding her.

　　"Uh... oh oh!"

　　Zhao Liying was stunned for a moment, then nodded her head suddenly, kept her body still, and started shaking her head violently.

　　"Pass!"

　　I don't know how long it took, Zhao Liying finally shook off the yellow talisman on her forehead, and as Wang Yuzheng passed, the whole person suddenly fell on the sofa.

　　Yang Mi, who was in charge of the second level, immediately picked it up. First, she put her stiff arm through the cuff of the T-shirt and lifted it to her shoulder, and then methodically drilled her head through the neckline. However, the rolled up T-shirt soon encountered an insurmountable problem The 'Gaoshan', no matter how much Yang Mi inhaled and closed her chest, she couldn't make the T-shirt on Duo G slide down smoothly.

　　"Why on earth should I choose this level!"

　　Yang Mi shouted with a bitter face. For the first time, she felt that her proud confrontation with G was actually a pair of things that got in the way. In the end, she was so angry that she jumped on the spot twice, and the ball trembled violently. ', the T-shirt finally slipped off and put it on.

　　He Li in the third stage swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took his eyes away from Yang Mi's trembling face G, and slowly took a ping-pong ball-sized ice cube from the ice bowl and put it in his mouth.

　　Well, it just so happens that my mouth is still a little dry. It really is true for G, and it lives up to its reputation!

　　"You spit it out, it should be able to pass through the mouth of the bottle."

　　Yaya, who was in the fourth pass, saw that he was shouting ice cubes in his mouth and refused to spit it out, so she couldn't help but get anxious.

　　He Li reluctantly spit out ice cubes from his mouth, and said helplessly: "Women's bloody desire to win, Sister Baozi and Sister Mi, you two have already run out of time, a hundred seconds have passed."

　　Wumei was stunned at the same time, and looked at Wang Yuzheng. Sure enough, she saw that he was holding back laughter. Seeing Wumei looking over, she couldn't hold back her laughter anymore, and the others also burst into laughter.

　　"Sister Baozi, I used to think you were cute, but now it seems that you are not only cute, but also a little stupid, stupid and cute. Although your hands can't be bent, you can always bend your feet, so you can sit on the sofa. Lower your head and use your toes to clip off the yellow talisman." He Li said to Zhao Liying.

　　Zhao Liying blinked her eyes, and she was obviously fooled by her appearance just now: I didn't see such a simple loophole in the rules.