Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"Sister Honey, you...hey."

　　He Li wanted to give Yang Mi an idea, but after looking at her pair G, he could only sigh.

　　"Why is it so big?"

　　Zhao Liying glanced at her Xiao Long Bao, and while sighing, she opened Yang Mi's neckline, and tiptoed her head to look inside.

　　This action is paired with her full head of pigtails, and it is properly a little girl who molests her sister. She is full of lethality!

　　"You're going to die~!"

　　Yang Mi's pretty face blushed, one hand was protecting the ball, the other grabbed her braid, and pulled her head away from above her neckline.

　　"Sister Mi gave me the T-shirt, let's change positions, Yaya, Reba, and sister Yifei are all looking for a way. Since you want to win, then serve snacks." He Li once again played the role of the backbone. ,road.

　　Yang Mi took off the T-shirt and handed it to He Li, and took over the third stage by herself. Even without his request, Yang Mi planned to find someone to change her position... It's too shameful.

　　Wumei studied their own customs clearance methods, and He Li went to the bathroom, and when he came out, his upper body was smooth and clean.

　　Well, it wasn't neat, he lifted the receiver of the portable microphone strapped to his waist to his chest, and used the receiver's strap as a biki mud to cover two points.

　　With such a coquettish appearance, the moment he walked out of the bathroom, the entire living room suddenly became quiet.

　　"Sure enough, they are all coveting my body. Fortunately, I have the foresight. Have you seen the new biki mud? Humph~!" He Li snorted arrogantly, and lifted the straps on his chest with his hand. The two points are covered more tightly.

　　"The new model, you big bastard, it's disgusting."

　　"This is full of anger...".

Chapter 435: Overturned!

　　Following Wang Yuzheng's order, Zhao Liying immediately sat down and lowered her head, then raised her white and tender little feet, the two round toes were pinched, and the yellow talisman on her forehead was torn off in less than two seconds.

　　"Over~!"

　　He Li, the second-ranked Biji mud man, immediately imitated Yang Mi's appearance, first putting his stiff arms through the cuffs of his T-shirt, and then his head through the neckline.

　　He didn't block G, and he was naked and had no friction. The T-shirt that was rolled into a ball all over his body had automatically slipped and was put on, which was so beautiful.

　　It took less than ten seconds to pass two levels in a row, and Yang Mi, who was in the third level, was greatly relieved, but she still quickly picked up an ice lump and put it on her big white leg and rubbed it desperately, making the ice lump melt quickly. After a while, Dabai's legs were smooth and smooth, which was very attractive.

　　Yang Mi stuffed the melted and shrunk ice cubes into the mineral water bottle. Yaya in the fourth level immediately took the phone from the assistant director, raised it to the top of her head and put the drooping earphones to her ears and listened carefully.

　　"If those two words didn't tremble..."Ten Years"!" Yaya only heard the first lyric, and said the song title without hesitation.

　　Liu Yifei put the backpack on the ground upside down, pouted his fat buttocks, inserted two stiff arms into the straps, lightly flicked the backpack, turned over his head and carried it firmly on his back.

　　Five levels have passed, and it took less than [-] seconds, Wang Yuzheng's face began to look ugly: once these gangsters have turned on the 'victory mode', they are inhumane!

　　"Little Reba, come on!" All four cheered for Reba.

　　Reba let out a long sigh of relief to calm down her nervous mood, dipped a bit of the ink pad prepared by the show team with her right index finger, nodded to Wang Yuzheng, and then posed as if her nose was turning.

　　Following Wang Yuzheng's order, Reba started to spin as if a motor had been installed under her feet. As He Li said, it was as fast as the propeller of a helicopter.

　　"...14, 15~々!"

　　Fifteen laps only took less than eight seconds, an average of two laps per second. After Reba finished the turn, regardless of the strong dizziness, she immediately stretched out her right index finger and pointed at the rudimentary class turntable attached to the wall, and then staggered. Fall back, into a warm embrace with a familiar smell.

　　Reba knew that he was catching her, so she didn't struggle. He let him help herself to the sofa and sat down. She narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "I've ordered Lamborghini poison!"

　　"impossible?!"

　　Wang Yuzheng was startled and walked to the simple big turntable in disbelief, looking for the traces of ink pad on Reba's dots.

　　Sure enough, one of the circles the size of a fingernail has been covered with red ink pad. Reba's point is accurate, without the slightest deviation!

　　"Get out, get out, let's see."

　　Simei rushed up and pushed Wang Yuzheng, who had his hippo mouth open, away, and squeezed in front of the simple big turntable to see Reba's victory.

　　"Oh my god, I really hit it!" Yaya screamed while covering her mouth.

　　"Ahahaha~!"

　　The other three women also laughed loudly.

　　"Wang Da cheated again, 233333."

　　"My big fat Diweiwu is domineering 6 to fly, hahaha!"

　　"Try to imagine that when Wang Da Li wrote the sports car, he must have laughed very loudly..."

　　"The show was renamed again "Variety Director's Journey to Death"."

　　"How much is the Lamborghini poison?"

　　"The rigid whiteness, 5000w+, is still the kind that has no market price!"

　　Seeing Wang Yuzheng playing off again, the water friends were overjoyed.

　　In other words, even in the period of "Longing for Life", he was never so miserable by He Likeng. This demonic program is simply Wang Yuzheng's crucifixion.

　　"Director Wang, Lamborghini poison, we have to decide!"

　　Reba stood on the sofa and pointed at Wang Yuzheng with her index finger still wearing the ink pad. The eunuch He Li supported her on her left arm, and the four beautiful maids surrounded her. She looked like a queen who ruled the world!

　　Wang Yuzheng bowed his head when his knees were soft: "Reba, my sister, do you see the standard of bro kneeling?"

　　"I was wrong, I shouldn't be cheap, scribbling unfulfilled promises, slap~!"

　　Wang Yuzheng beat his right hand hard with his left hand and begged, "Can we change the prize? You can choose the prize on the turntable."

　　"Director Wang, you have to be trustworthy, why are you doing this? Many of the people watching the live broadcast are little friends who will teach the future flowers of the motherland." He Li said yin and yang strangely.

　　Without saying a word, Wang Yuzheng immediately faced the camera and bowed with all his body on the ground: "Hello everyone, I'm Wang Yuzheng, and I occasionally say the wrong thing or make some promises that shouldn't be made, so I make a fool of myself like this now. , little friends must not learn...Before doing things, you must see who the other party is, if it is a group of lunatics, please be careful!"

　　After finishing speaking, he looked to the assistant directors for help, but no one paid him any attention: You are a textbook-style flag, and no one can save you!

　　"'" Forget it, Lamborghini Poison is a limited-edition sports car, and even if you have money, it is not so easy to buy. "

　　Liu Yifei spoke lightly, immediately attracting Wang Yuzheng to nod again and again, and he was about to shout 'Benefactor'.

　　"So, you can just give us the money to buy the car." Liu Yifei said this sentence, his expression was still so immortal.

　　Wang Yuzheng spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and shouted 'black belly girl' in his heart, but he still had a smile on his face: "You ruined the previous planning and wasted a lot of money, and re-planning and preparation wasted a lot of money, now The show crew is really poor, even if you haven't seen the props, it's the most rudimentary."

　　"Then the prizes on your big turntable are too shabby. The most (good) one is only 500 yuan, which is far from the limited edition sports car." Yang Mi interjected.

　　It's impossible to have a sports car, everyone knows it, but you must get enough benefits, otherwise you will be sorry for Wang Yuzheng's good intentions in writing sports cars on the big turntable - let you be a scumbag, and you won't kill anyone!

　　"Tonight, I originally planned to let you go to Lan Kwai Fong to hold a street show, and all the income will be donated to the poor mountainous areas... Let's make a negotiation. If your performance income exceeds [-] yuan, I will double the prize. I'll give you a thousand dollars."

　　"What if the income does not exceed one hundred thousand dollars?"

　　"Then one... just like now, I'll give you five hundred yuan."

　　Wang Yuzheng wanted to say that he didn't have a dime, but when he saw He Li and Wumei's bad eyes, he hurriedly changed his tone.

　　Giving 5000 yuan is better than giving [-]w. In the expensive Xiangjiang, [-] yuan is enough for six people to drink a few cups of milk tea. .

Chapter 436: Street Art

　　Wang Yuzheng's original plan was to let He Li and Wumei go to Lan Kwai Fong, which has the most foreign tourists, to play street art and earn less than [-] yuan, so they could only eat plain rice for dinner.

　　Yes, he is narrow-minded, he just wants revenge, but now because of his own cheap hand, the plan has to be changed again, and the road to revenge seems to be more and more distant...

　　After recording the game session, Wang Yuzheng and the camera directors all left the presidential suite, but the fixed cameras in the room were still on, so the live broadcast was not delayed.

　　He Li and Wumei were discussing street performances at this time, and they looked extremely serious.

　　Wumei is a famous star, but that is only in China, in the Chinese circle, once it is released abroad, who will know you?

　　Lan Kwai Fong in Xiangjiang is a well-known gathering place for foreign tourists. Wumei has been to Xiangjiang. Naturally, they know these things. I will not say whether they can earn [-] yuan or not, in case no one is there. It would be too embarrassing to join in!

　　"Find a few English songs, review them, and sing at night." Yang Mi suggested.

　　"Sister Mi, are you sure you want to sing?" Reba asked frightened.

　　"It's better not to."

　　Liu Yifei also persuaded one sentence, always with a cold and pretty face, rarely showing a bit of disgust.

　　The last time He Li was asleep on the cast of The Legend of Condor Heroes, she was woken up by Yang Mi's voice of a dolphin, mistaking it for 'killing a pig', but she still had a fresh memory.

　　"What's your expression?" Yang Mi fiercely stretched out her hand and pinched Liu Yifei's pretty face.

　　Liu Yifei rolled his eyes, pulled out the gold chain from his collar again, found Yang Mi's electric shock pad switch that was written on, and held it down without letting go.

　　"Sister is wrong, you're right, we don't sing anymore." Yang Mi let go of her hands, trembling all over, and raised her hands to surrender.

　　"But if you don't sing, you can't act as a sketch, right? That's too outrageous." Zhao Liying said speechlessly with a puffed bun face.

　　"I didn't say I didn't sing... I just didn't let Sister Mi sing." Yaya took advantage of the situation to make up for Yang Mi.

　　"Tong Liya!"

　　Yang Mi finally broke out, screaming and throwing Yaya on the floor, the two girls rolled into a ball, you grabbed my chest, I pinched your butt, and the scuffle was unpleasant.

　　Well, the scene was very Ji, and the harazi who was watching He Li by the side was about to flow out, but his face pretended to be a gentleman without looking sideways.

　　If this can't hold back and show an idiotic face, he will definitely be kicked out to sleep tonight!

　　"Okay, okay, how many netizens are watching, you two stop making trouble."

　　Liu Yifei stood between the two women, pressing Yang Mi's G with one hand and Yaya's C with the other, pushing the two away from each other, eating tofu in an upright manner.

　　The two women swiped off Liu Yifei's salty pig hands together, and they stopped making trouble. Then Wumei turned her attention to He Li, who had a righteous face, and said in unison, "What do you say?"

　　"Yaya should eat more papaya...cough, you don't need to sing really, you can choose a few songs that jump and dance, open half wheat or fake singing." He Li said seriously.

　　"It's also a way."

　　Among the five girls, Reba, Yaya, and Liu Yifei all came from dance lessons, and it's really not difficult to jump around.

　　By the way, these days, there are a few singers who sing for real. Except for concerts where the audience buys tickets, general commercial performances are all lip-synching, and the audience understands it, not to mention that this is a street performance. There are five big beauties. Dance, just watch and have fun.

　　"It's boring to sing other people's songs, can you write one for me?" Reba said coquettishly, holding He Li's big hand.

　　He Li nodded without hesitation. Since his little daughter-in-law has spoken, there is no reason to reject it. Creating (copying) writing (copying) a song is a matter.

　　"I want too." Yaya was naturally unwilling to be left behind.

　　"no problem!"

　　He Li smiled and agreed, it was his own heart, and he couldn't favor one over the other.

　　"I want to~!"