Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"I'm planning to start dating a girlfriend before Monday!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Dating a girlfriend? And before Monday?!"

Lu Zhanbo countered with a question.

"What's wrong? Is it impossible?"

Hu Yifei spoke the truth.

"Given your dim-witted personality, I think it would be more practical for you to have your older sister play the role of your girlfriend!"

Lu Zhanbo corrected.

"Nonsense! How am I stupid?!"

Hu Yifei stated this logically and with evidence.

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"You've never even known the name of our upstairs neighbor since you were a child."

"Yet they're incredibly interested in questions like whether aliens exist!"

"What else could you be but a complete idiot?!"

Lu Zhanbo paused for a moment, then asked in confusion.

"is it?"

"When did I lose my shrewdness?"

"How come I didn't know..."

Hu Yifei sighed.

"You've never been good at socializing; it's a congenital defect!"

"Blame your parents, not you!"

Lu Ziqiao added fuel to the fire from the side.

"But it's wrong of you to wander around like that!"

Lu Zhanbo said defiantly.

"Please don't look down on me!"

"I was very popular at university, and I frequented all sorts of social events and parties!"

Hu Yifei suppressed a laugh.

"Let me think. You're involved in the astronomical observation group, the pesticide testing center, and the primitive animal association!"

"You call this socializing?!"

Lu Zhanbo corrected.

"It's the Association of Primitive Animal Researchers!"

Lin Yun paused for a moment before speaking.

Is there a difference?

Lu Zhanbo said excitedly.

"Of course there is a difference!"

"There are lots of girls inside!!"

"If you don't believe me, ask my older sister. She's seen the photos!"

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and asked.

"Yifei, is it true?"

"Did Zhanbo really hang out with girls back then?"

"But how did it get piled up like this? Did it ferment?!" the beggar exclaimed.

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Hu Yifei scoffed.

"Eight girls, four of them wear braces, and three of them have glasses with lenses thicker than beer bottles!"

"There's another one, even bigger than Zhanbo!"

Lu Zhanbo corrected.

"Who said she's bigger than me!"

"She's only 1.85 meters tall, okay?!"

Lu Ziqiao stared wide-eyed.

"Only 1.85 meters tall!?"

"Okay, now I finally understand why it's called the Primitive Animal Association."

"Zhanbo, you two are doing mutual research to save on specimen costs, right?"

Lu Zhanbo emphasized.

"It's the Association of Primitive Animal Researchers!"

Lin Yun nodded and said.

“Okay, we understand, Mr. Researcher.”

After saying that, the three of them burst into laughter.

Seeing that the three of them were starting to laugh at him, Lu Zhanbo hurriedly said something.

"Hey! I'm the most popular guy in our club!"

"So many girls are vying to invite me to listen to Hawking's lecture!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said.

"That's because you're the only guy in your association who doesn't eat with his hands, doesn't have a runny nose when he talks, doesn't smell bad, and doesn't bump into trees when he walks!"

"Wait, Zhanbo, are you going to bump into a tree while you're walking?"

Just then, Lü Ziqiao suddenly spoke.

"No! I can't listen to this anymore!"

Hu Yifei turned her head and said.

"Then it's your turn to say a few words?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"Fine... Pshaw!"

"What I mean is, I can't stand listening to what you're saying anymore!"

"Zhanbo is such a good person, how come you call him a bookworm!"

Hu Yifei retorted.

“It’s not with me, and Zhanbo is just a bookworm. As his older sister, I just want him to face reality.”

"Finding a girlfriend in three days is too unrealistic for him. It's more appropriate for me to pretend to be his girlfriend!"

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"Unrealistic? I don't think so!"

"What if I could help Zhanbo find a girlfriend within three days?"

Hu Yifei said decisively.

"Then I'll have Lin Yun pay your rent for a month!"

"But what if you fail..."

Lu Ziqiao said hurriedly.

"If I fail, I'll give you the refrigerator in our suite!"

Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.

"What would I need your refrigerator for..."

Lu Ziqiao shrugged.

"But I have nothing but a refrigerator..."

"I can't expect you to slap me twice, can I?"

Hu Yifei said excitedly.

"Sure, it's settled then!"

Lu Ziqiao interrupted.

"Wait! Words alone aren't enough!"

"I need to find a notary!"

Lin Yun volunteered.

"I'll do it; I'm the most impartial person!"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said.

"No way, you two are from the same family, I don't trust you!"

Hu Yifei said impatiently.

"If you're going to keep dragging your feet, then tell me who you'd like to be the notary!"

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