"Otherwise, why would you ask me for something this good?"
"Can't I throw my own party?"
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.
"I can do it! I can explain why I brought you with me back then."
"Some people need a dining partner to enjoy their meal more."
"Some people need someone to talk to after get off work to get a good rest!"
"And I invited you to the party because I felt we were..."
Guan Gu Shenqi interrupted.
"Sending partners?"
Lu Ziqiao corrected him.
"I think 'partners' would be a more accurate description."
Sometimes, happiness plus one equals happiness doubled!
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a frown.
"Are we partners?"
"You're not going to screw me over, are you?"
"Fine, I'll just sit here and drink."
Three hours later...
Guan Gu Shenqi, sitting among the beauties, shouted loudly.
"In ancient times, scholars abandoned their pens to join the army; today, I, Guan Gu Shenqi, will abandon comics for martial arts!"
"I'm going to blow up the toilets in our island nation!"
Lu Ziqiao stood on the bar, raised his glass, and shouted.
"Come on, let's drink to Guan Gu's great feat!!"
Lu Ziqiao downed the wine in his glass in one gulp, then slurred his words.
"This wine is absolutely delicious!"
"I've decided, from now on this drink will be called 'Really Your Sister'!"
“Jenny May?”
"Wow, I even gave the wine a foreign name!"
"I'm incredibly talented, cheers!!" II.
Chapter 1795 Alcohol Poisoning (Please Subscribe!)
A private beach on Bohol Island.
Lin Yun was diligently applying sunscreen to Rose.
As a traditional activity at the beach, many men who sunbathe are actually there to apply sunscreen!
I ate my sister-in-law's... ptooey! dumplings just for the sake of this vinegar.
Always making typos, isn't that spreading negativity?
Rose said with a resentful look in her eyes.
"Honey, are you done applying?"
Lin Yun came to his senses and said.
"No, I was just trying to spread it evenly!"
You should understand my good intentions.
Ouyang Mofei directly exposed Lin Yun's lie.
"First of all, you've already spent five minutes smoothing it out; it's just a rough wall, all smoothed out."
"Secondly, I've only ever seen people applying sunscreen under their bikinis here..."
Lin Yun calmly said, "410."
"Don't worry, I'll apply it for Rose. You can use this much without wiping my hands."
Ouyang Mofei gave Lin Yun the middle finger, which was a way of acknowledging Lin Yun's attack power.
After a moment, Rose begged for mercy.
"Honey, why don't you find someone else?"
"If all else fails, can we try a different side?"
"Actually, I think my butt is pretty..."
Just then, a sea fish suddenly leaped out of the sea and landed with a splash on the beach.
The group stood up, bewildered, and took a look...
Xiaoyu asked in confusion.
"Is this some kind of omen?"
"Or did our friends in the sea send us takeout?"
Ouyang Mofei sighed and said.
"I think this fish must have drunk chicken soup and thinks it can leap over the dragon gate."
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Rose covered her chest while speaking.
"Perhaps the impact of the airflow made the fish anticipate the situation?"
"I've heard that sometimes, whales and other animals also experience this."
Lin Yun then took out his phone and snapped a photo.
"Let me see how this variety is."
"Is it edible? How can it be eaten to taste good?"
Four people, four completely different perspectives, which also reveals their distinct personalities.
Lin Yun picked up the sunscreen and said.
"Alright, let's continue!"
Rose said hurriedly.
"You'd better find someone else!"
"I really can't handle the way you've prepared this plate of walnuts."
Ouyang Mofei chimed in with a sarcastic remark.
"Honestly, you could totally become a gynecologist!"
"You're absolutely top-notch at eliminating breast lumps!"
Lin Yun smiled slightly.
"Okay, you're next!"
Just then, Lin Yun's phone suddenly rang.
Ouyang Mofei raised an eyebrow at Lin Yun, then patted his chest provocatively.
Lin Yun rolled his eyes, then answered the phone.
"Joey, don't you know I'm on vacation?"
"Joey said anxiously."
"Boss, I wasn't planning on bothering you!"
"However, I feel I must tell you about this!"
"There has been an alcohol poisoning incident at our bar!"
Lin Yun paused for a moment before speaking.
"Regular customer or new customer? Man or woman?"
Joey began to speak.
"Old customer, it's Guan Gu!"
"He drank too much at the party last night and ended up in the hospital."
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"Guan Gu?"
"That's not a big deal."
"Just arrange for him to have his stomach pumped. Go to the Veterinary Hospital and find Director Tong."
"Ziqiao always goes to him for alcohol poisoning, so he has a lot of experience in treating alcohol poisoning!"
Joey began to speak.
"But boss..."
Lin Yun continued.
"Then go to Master Huang and get four doses of herbal medicine to strengthen Guan Gu and replenish his vital energy."
"Remember to add croton oil to the fourth dose of medicine, so that he will remember his lesson and not drink so recklessly in the future."
The next moment, a weak voice came from the phone.
"Lin Yun, I heard everything you said."
Lin Yun said speechlessly.
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