Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"Guan Gu is already awake?"

Joey sighed and said.

"I was just about to tell you about this, but you interrupted me."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"It's alright. Tell Master Huang to change the method of directly stuffing the croton seeds into Guan Gu's mouth. I will reward him handsomely when I get back."

After saying that, Lin Yun hung up the phone.

Xiaoyu asked with concern.

Is someone sick?

"I heard they need to pump my stomach..."

Lin Yun said this while applying body lotion to Ouyang Mofei.

"Guan Gu was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, it's nothing serious."

Rose said hurriedly.

"Alcohol poisoning is no small matter; it can very well be fatal."

Lin Yun said calmly.

"It's alright, our apartment has very professional procedures for dealing with alcohol poisoning."

"If an accident really happens, Yingying will also provide a very professional soul-summoning service."

Just then, Ouyang Mofei suddenly spoke.

"Hey! Speaking of Yingying, there's something I've been wanting to ask you."

"How exactly did you manage to trick Yingying into your hands?"

"I feel like this kind of ethereal beauty must be very hard to pursue."

"Also, isn't she a bit of a surprise?"

Lin Yun answered them one by one.

"First, I refuse to answer the last question."

Xiaoyu said with a regretful expression.

"I'm just curious about this last question..."

“Honey, you can continue talking.”

Lin Yun continued.

"As for how we got together?"

Lin Yun took a deep breath and sang.

"It is a fox that has cultivated for a thousand years, a thousand years of cultivation, a thousand years of solitude..."

Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes.

"I have a KuGou membership, so I can listen to music myself."

"The 0.2 story I want to hear is a true story."

Lin Yun frowned as he spoke.

"A true story?"

"The true story is... gashapon machines, you know?"

Rose nodded and said.

"Know!"

"You two met through playing games?"

Lin Yun shook his head and said.

"No, I won her by spinning a lottery wheel."

"Then, we got together because we both loved each other."

Rose was silent for a moment, then said in a serious tone.

"Perhaps, since Lin Yun doesn't want to talk about it, we shouldn't ask anymore."

Ouyang Mofei nodded and said.

"Yes, I'm sure he did something shady."

Lin Yun sighed and said.

"Well, what kind of world is this? Nobody believes the truth anymore."

"How infuriating, how pathetic..."

Chapter 1796 Lack of Femininity ≠ Lack of Charm (Please Subscribe!)

"Lin Yun, why is this place called Chocolate Hill?"

Lin Yun pointed to the small black hills in the distance and said.

"Don't you think those hills in the distance look like little chocolate beans?"

After looking at it for a long time, Ouyang Mofei finally spoke honestly.

"I didn't feel anything at all..."

Lin Yun shrugged and said.

"Then I really have no other choice."

"That's how they advertise it, and I can't really say anything fancy about it."

"I can't exactly make up a story about mending the sky with chocolate, can I?"

Rose said with a smile as she took the photos.

"It doesn't matter whether it looks like it or not!"

"All we need to do is use our cameras to record this beautiful scenery."

"Xiaoyu, don't you think so?"

Xiaoyu, who was frantically taking selfies, snapped out of her daze and said...

"Oh, right!"

"The scenery is the most important thing!"

After saying that, Xiaoyu continued to happily take selfies, pulling Lin Yun to take selfies, and then pulling everyone else to take selfies...

Even Ouyang Mofei couldn't help but complain in the end.

"Why is she so happy about something as boring as taking photos?"

Lin Yun spoke up to comfort him.

"This is normal. Most girls like to take photos anywhere, even when they're 07."

Ouyang Mofei pointed to himself and said.

"It's obvious that I'm one of the minority."

Rose chimed in from the sidelines.

"That's why you lack femininity."

This time, Ouyang Mofei, unusually, wasn't angry; instead, he smiled and said...

"Not being feminine doesn't mean you won't be liked by men."

"Lin Yun, don't you like a 'brother' who can play games with you, share your interests, spend the money he would have spent on luxury goods on peripherals and games to play with you, doesn't take you to see brainless arthouse movies, and will still sleep with you at night?"

Lin Yun didn't answer, but the corners of his mouth that he couldn't suppress betrayed him.

Ouyang Mofei continued.

"So even though Lin Yun has so many girlfriends, and some of them even look like him, I'm not worried at all!"

"Because I know that I am unique and irreplaceable!"

"And you, Rose, need to be aware of the crisis."

“You and Lele have similar features, but you can’t compare to her.”

Lin Yun hurriedly interrupted.

"Stop!"

"How did our conversation suddenly turn into a battle?"

"We're all one family, and we all have the same face."

"What's there to argue about?"

Rose said calmly.

"It's okay, I understand."

"After all, people always show envy, jealousy, and even hatred towards what they lack!"

Just as Lin Yun was about to continue trying to persuade her, Xiao Yu suddenly spoke up from the side.

"Disharmony among children is often due to the parents' lack of..."

"I was just saying whatever came to mind, I really didn't mean anything by it!"

Lin Yun immediately rolled up his sleeves and tucked them in.

"Row!"

"I'll use you as my starting point this time!"

"I'm going to kill the chicken to scare the monkey!"