"Do you know that if I hadn't stopped you, you would be hanging from the crooked tree downstairs by now!"
Zhang Wei said dejectedly.
"I really don't know."
"If I knew, then it wouldn't be sleepwalking."
Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
"Then why don't you sleepwalk normally..."
Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.
"I think it's because I slept on the sofa!"
"Think about it, last time I sleepwalked I slept in a tent, this time I slept on a sofa!"
What do these two things have in common?
Lin Yun tentatively asked.
"You can't even sleep comfortably?!"
Zhang Wei slapped his thigh and said.
"Lin Yun is right!"
"It's probably because I'm uncomfortable and can't sleep well."
"That's why they sleepwalk!"
Guan Gu Shenqi said with concern.
"But what you're doing is really dangerous!"
Who knows what you'll dream about tonight?!
Zhang Wei said with a frown.
"Yeah, now that you've said that, I'm too scared to sleep."
"How about I squeeze in with someone tonight?"
The next second, Lin Yun left directly.
"I can't, my suite is all occupied by women, it's inconvenient."
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said.
"I'm back late; I have a live stream tonight."
Lu Zhanbo said as he followed Lin Yun's footsteps.
"I have to take a girl back to 3502 tonight, so I'm sorry."
Lu Ziqiao threw the cue stick away.
"Goodbye!!"
Zhang Wei turned his head and looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, who hadn't yet reached the 597-meter mark due to his slow reaction time.
Zhang Wei happily hugged Guan Gu Shenqi and said.
"Hehe, Guan Gu, you truly are my best friend!"
…………
Nighttime, Guan Gu's magical room.
Guan Gu Shenqi and Zhang Wei were lying on the same big bed.
Guan Gu Shenqi watched Zhang Wei wrap the red rope around his hand and asked curiously.
"Zhang Wei, why did you tie my left hand and your right hand together?"
Zhang Wei explained with a smile.
"That way, if I get up and jump off the building again at night, you'll be able to tell."
Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly said.
"Then please loosen the ties a bit. If I can't save you, at least I won't be dragged down with you."
Zhang Wei turned to the side and looked at Guan Gu Shenqi with deep affection.
"Guan Gu, this is the first time I've ever slept in the same bed with someone else."
"But this feeling is actually quite nice."
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a bitter face.
"But I feel something's off..."
Zhang Wei said happily.
"But I don't find it strange..."
"Soft pillows, soft mattresses, soft blankets..."
"And there's also the soft Guan Gu."
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and asked tentatively.
"Zhang Wei, you'll lie down and go to sleep obediently, right?"
Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, smiling without saying a word...
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A moment later, Guan Gu Shenqi sat up and picked up the laptop next to him.
Zhang Wei asked curiously.
"Guan Gu, aren't you going to sleep?"
Guan Gu Shenqi spoke the truth.
"I'm afraid it might be dangerous if I fall asleep, so I'd better watch some DVDs instead."
Zhang Wei moved closer to Guan Gu Shenqi and asked curiously.
"Guan Gu, is this movie good?"
Guan Gu's Amazing Science Popularization Path.
"This is Operation Proposal, the top-rated Japanese drama."
Zhang Wei nodded, then suddenly asked a question.
"Does the DVD you bought have copyright protection?"
Guan Gu Shenqi rolled his eyes and said.
"What's it to you? You should just go to sleep!"
Zhang Wei stated his reasoning with solid evidence.
"But... watching pirated content is not encouraged."
Guan Gu Shenqi let out a long breath.
"I bought the genuine product, don't worry!"
Zhang Wei nodded and obediently closed his eyes.
A few seconds later, he opened his eyes again and asked.
"Guan Gu, this disc doesn't have subtitles. Aren't you tired of watching it?"
Guan Gu Shenqi said irritably.
Is it possible that I am from an island nation?!
Zhang Wei nodded and said.
"Oh, right!"
"You're from an island nation."
"But why are you watching such an old show?"
Guan Gu Shenqi shouted loudly.
"Can't I like Masami Nagasawa?!"
Zhang Wei smiled ingratiatingly.
"Of course! I like her too."
"However, the female celebrities I like usually don't have good endings."
"I used to like Ai Iijima, but then she died."
"I also liked Sakai, but then she became a drug addict."
Zhang Wei asked in a very serious tone.
"Guan Gu, do you think your favorite female celebrity does drugs?"
Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and smiled at Zhang Wei.
…………
Inside Lu Ziqiao's room.
In his half-awake state, Lu Ziqiao suddenly heard a loud knocking on the door.
Lu Ziqiao reluctantly got out of bed and opened the door.
Guan Gu Shenqi stopped knocking on the door and shouted loudly.
"Lu Ziqiao, my room and my bed are all yours! ~々!"
"I need to go somewhere else, or I'm going to jump off a building!!"
After saying that, Guan Gu Shenqi threw Zhang Wei, who was tied up, directly to Lü Ziqiao.
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