Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with disdain, then frowned and said.

"Guan Gu, why don't you just put him in a piece of parchment and burn him!"

Guan Gu Shenqi didn't say anything, but went straight into Lu Ziqiao's room.

Lu Ziqiao sighed, turned around and led Zhang Wei into Guan Gu Shenqi's room.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei walked straight towards the bed.

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly interrupted.

"and many more!"

"I've never had the habit of sleeping in the same bed with a man!"

"Go and make your own bed on the floor!"

A few minutes later...

Zhang Wei sighed as he lay on his makeshift bed on the floor.

"Ziqiao, to be honest, I've never slept on an air mattress before..."

Lu Ziqiao said in a daze.

"This is a Simmons mattress, not some lousy air mattress."

Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment before continuing.

"is it?"

"Ziqiao, I heard on TV that there's a new air mattress that can support your back when you sleep on it!"

"Do you think it might be more comfortable than this Simmons mattress?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

"If you feel uncomfortable, you can sleep on a park bench!"

Zhang Wei paused for a moment before speaking.

"You know what, I actually slept with this one!"

"Although it's a bit cold, it's made of wood after all, so it's good for your back."

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

"You can only calm down when you're in bed, right?!"

Zhang Wei hurriedly said in a pretentious tone.

"I can't accept that, I've already caused you so much trouble..."

Lu Ziqiao pointed at the bed and shouted loudly.

"Shut your mouth right now!"

"Lie in bed and get some sleep. I have a date tomorrow morning!"

Zhang Wei lay down on the bed with a "reluctant" look on his face.

Just when Lu Ziqiao thought Zhang Wei had finally calmed down.

Zhang Wei suddenly said.

"Ziqiao, what if I sleepwalk in the middle of the night and accidentally step on you...?"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably.

"I'll plant landmines next to your bed."

"This way, both of us will be very safe."

"Now get some sleep!"

Zhang Wei sighed and said.

"But I'm not very sleepy..."

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"Then you can count sheep, and you'll fall asleep while you're counting."

Zhang Wei nodded, then shouted loudly.

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep..."

Lu Ziqiao interrupted.

"Zhang Wei! Can't you just count silently in your head?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said.

"I can't read silently..."

"I've never been able to do that since I was little."

"If you think it's too noisy, how about I run a couple of laps around the room?"

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Forget it, you should just start counting sheep!"

Zhang Wei continued, listing several points.

"Four sheep, five sheep..."

An hour later.

"Two thousand seven hundred and ninety-six sheep, two thousand seven hundred and ninety-seven sheep..."

Lu Ziqiao sat up frantically and shouted loudly.

"Why aren't you asleep yet?!"

Zhang Wei shrugged.

"I'm not sleepy..."

"Where was I counting to? Shall I count again?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a look of utter despair.

"Anything is fine as long as you can fall asleep."

Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.

"Actually, I don't think counting sheep is a very scientific method."

“Ziqiao, think about it, the method of counting sheep was introduced from abroad.”

"Because the pronunciation of sheep is very similar to the pronunciation of sleep in foreign countries."

"This will give people a psychological suggestion."

"This is a foreigner's method; how can the Chinese use it!"

Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.

　(Li Nuo Zhao) "So what do you want?"

Zhang Wei sat up in bed and said.

"I've come up with a new method! One that's even more suitable for us Chinese!"

"That's counting dumplings!"

"Dumplings, sleep—that's the psychological suggestion that belongs to the Chinese people!"

Lu Ziqiao said, bewildered.

"Then why didn't you count them before?!"

Zhang Wei said with an innocent look in his eyes.

"You're the one who made me count sheep..."

Lu Ziqiao yielded.

"It's my fault, you can count them now."

Zhang Wei nodded and shouted loudly.

"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings..."

"Ninety-eight dumplings, ninety-nine dumplings."

"and many more!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a look of fear.

"What is it now?!"

Zhang Wei said Yang seriously.

I'm hungry.

Lu Ziqiao said through gritted teeth.

"Hungry? Wait a minute, I'll go cook you some dumplings!!"

Chapter 318 A Mayfly Trying to Shake a Giant Tree (Please Subscribe!)

Living room of suite 3601.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been out since dawn, walked in from outside the door.

After seeing the zombie-like Lu Ziqiao and the bound and gagged Zhang Wei...

Zeng Xiaoxian said, bewildered.

What's going on?

Meng Zhangwei said with a smile.

"My dear minister, you're finally back!"