Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

Gan Yu, on the other hand, got flustered when coconut milk was mentioned. Her cheeks flushed red, and she stammered, unable to speak, afraid that Gu Jing might accidentally reveal the meaning of coconut milk. Her big, watery eyes were full of nervousness and shyness.

Fu Xuan readily chimed in: "So, Liyue's architecture and clothing are quite similar to our Celestial Ship."

[Fu Xuan: If I have the opportunity in the future, I must go and see it.]

Theresa: Actually, there's no need for "later."

Theresa: You can come to Chengehu anytime you have the chance.

[Theresa: Although this is where Gu Jing keeps his mistress, it's a beautiful place with a hidden passageway.]

Theresa: The continent of Teyvat, and our world, can be reached instantly.

[Fu Xuan: Oh? Is that so?]

Theresa: Of course it's true. Given our relationship, I would never lie to you.

Fu Xuan: Thank you for the reminder.

[Fu Xuan: I certainly won't miss this!]

Theresa: You're welcome.

Theresa's voice and Fu Xuan's voice are practically identical. If you don't see their profile pictures, it's hard to tell them apart. According to Gu Jing, could they be alternate versions of each other from a parallel world?

However, putting that aside, the content of their conversation gave Black Tower, Estádio, and the others some food for thought.

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[Theresa: By the way, why isn't there any bitter melon juice in the Dust Song Pot, @Gu Jing?]

[Theresa: Waaaaah~~ Peanuts, melon seeds, and mini cakes are all available.]

[Theresa: There's no bitter melon juice, and I feel so awful right now (cfag) ahhh~~~]

Kiana: ... My period is acting like a madwoman, so embarrassing!

Gu Jing couldn't help but chuckle: "Besides you, who else would like bitter melon juice?"

Gu Jing: Let's go find Naxida.

[Gu Jing: The magical ley lines can transform you.]

[Gu Jing: It will not only let you experience the fun of opening treasure chests.]

[Gu Jing: It will also let you experience how delicious bitter melon juice can be, ranging from 1-star to 5-star.]

Theresa: —!!!

[Theresa: What's the deal with the 5-star bitter melon juice?]

[Gu Jing: If I had to put it, this is the item classification system in Teyvat.]

[Gu Jing: 1 star represents ordinary, 2 stars represents excellent, 3 stars represents very good, 4 stars is already extremely rare, and 5 stars is a rare and exceptional treasure.]

[Gu Jing: To put it more bluntly, creating a 5-star item using ley lines would require at least one ten-thousandth the amount of energy needed to create Earth.]

[Gu Jing: However, I previously took over the Cocoon of the End in the Honkai Impact world, and the imaginary energy I obtained from it is more than enough for me to squander.]

[Gu Jing: Since you've come to my house as guests, please feel free to eat whatever you like.]

[Gu Jing: The only thing we need to be careful about is not wasting food.]

Theresa: Mmm!!

Theresa's eyes lit up, her mind filled with images of five-star bitter melon juice. Imagining its taste, she even had tears of envy streaming down her face.

However, Black Tower, Silver Wolf, Kafka, and the others could certainly see that Gu Jing was deliberately tempting them. Even if they could still hold back at this moment, they would undoubtedly have another reason and a way to enter the Dust Song Pot as guests.

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Meanwhile, Gu Jing returned to the streets of the upper district from the lower district. Watching the live broadcast, Natasha, who hadn't been to the upper district for a long time, couldn't help but feel nostalgic. However, after observing carefully, she couldn't help but feel a bit complicated.

Looking at Himeko and the others waiting for him on the street, Gu Jing's lips curled up slightly, and his gaze also fell on Shiluwa standing beside them.

[Gu Jing: What a coincidence, we were just talking about ex-girlfriends.]

[Gu Jing: Right now, we see Cocolia's ex-girlfriend.]

Bronya: —!!!

Bronya: My Mother's...

Bronya: Ex-girlfriend?

Bronya: You're not kidding, are you?

[Gu Jing: Sigh~ To be honest, it's just a nickname.]

[Gu Jing: But...]

[Gu Jing: (Hilva's voice: "The Cocolia I know will come to the rooftop to listen to me sing, but... the High Guardian won't.")]

[Gu Jing: (Hiluva's voice: "I've tried everything to forget what happened before, but you always find a way to get back into my sight... Cocolia, you bastard! First you stopped my research, and now you're trying to ruin my life... What else do you want to take from me?! Were all those times we spent together just a lie? You left so easily... Don't you feel like you still owe me an explanation?")]

[Gu Jing: (Hiluva's voice: "This is the Cocolia you know now, always ahead of everyone else, never looking back... not even once, leaving me, and all memories related to me, behind...")]

[Gu Jing: This has that vibe, doesn't it?]

Bronya: "—!!!" (Duck is shocked.jpg)

The anger, disappointment, and melancholy hidden in her sobs seemed genuine. Bronya, completely taken aback by the charade, covered her shocked mouth and widened her eyes, feeling as if she knew nothing about her mother.

But it wasn't just her; Theresa, Tesla, and Einstein, who knew Cocolia, were equally astonished: Cocolia, this vixen, was truly unpredictable! In another world—

She actually played such elaborate tricks?

Bronya and Seele, who were also watching the live stream, looked at each other, speechless, their heads buzzing and their scalps tingling!

PS: The picture shows Shiluwa.

Chapter 240 Eightfold Divine Child: Consider it as you going out to practice your skills.

It is worth mentioning that--

The pioneering team, led by Himeko, had already met with Cocolia. When the topic of the dangers of the Star Core and the matter of retrieving it came up, Cocolia's expression didn't change much, but Himeko and the others could sense her resistance.

However, this is only human nature. Anyone with a modicum of sense would not easily trust a stranger they have just met.

Moreover... the star core is of great significance to Belloberg, so why didn't he hide it? To put it bluntly, he wanted to have a legitimate reason to act, to openly and honestly state his identity and purpose, to do his best and leave the rest to fate, and to have a clear conscience.

This Ms. Silva was the person they met on the street. More accurately, they strolled around and eventually arrived at the door of the Perpetual Motion Machine House. Ms. Silva was the owner of the Perpetual Motion Machine House.

The other party was very cheerful and talkative, and dressed in a very fashionable way. During the simple conversation, both parties had a pleasant chat.

Who would have thought that Ms. Silva was actually Cocolia's 'ex-girlfriend'? That's really quite outrageous.

Gu Jing: I'll be waiting for you here.

[March 7th: Hey? Isn't Ah Jing going to say hello to Ms. Hiluva?]

Gu Jing: That's putting me in a really difficult position.

[Gu Jing: Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm actually not very good at striking up conversations with strangers.]

[Gu Jing: If you don't believe me, you can think back to that.]

[Gu Jing: Our first meeting probably wasn't very pleasant, was it?]

[Yingmei: Pfft~ That's true.]

[Yingmei: Paimon used to be the one to strike up conversations.]

Paimon: Hmph~ You have the nerve to say that?

[Paimon: Now you finally realize the irreplaceable role of the goddess Paimon, don't you?]

[Gu Jing: Thank you for your continued care and support~]

[Yingmei: That's right, Paimon is the best partner!]

Paimon: Hmm...you two...you two are actually teaming up to praise me?

[Paimon: This is too much!]

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Seeing the conversation between Gu Jing and the other two, many people couldn't help but recall their first encounter with Gu Jing, and then most of them also realized a fact.

In Teyvat, people met Gu Jing because of his diary, and he initially commented on them in the diary. Although it is still quite interesting to think about now, strictly speaking, it was definitely not a pleasant first encounter.

In the world of Honkai Impact, this guy starts by demanding repayment from Raven via live stream; the characters from the previous civilization were even tricked by him into a high-altitude descent.

Even now, when they think back on it, Pado and the others, who were frightened at the time, still shudder with lingering fear.

What happened when this guy came to the world of "Starry Sky"? Let's not even talk about March 7 and the others who got the diary beforehand. Just talk about Silver Wolf and Kafka who didn't get the diary. They were forced to call him "Dad" by this guy!

[Silver Wolf: Hmm... Memories that were already dead suddenly attacked me...]

[Kafka: Pfft~ Isn't it kind of funny now that I think about it?]

[Kafka: But forcing me and the little silver wolf to call you "Dad" on our first meeting, you really have a twisted sense of humor.]

[Gu Jing: Actually, looking back now, I do have some regrets.]

Gu Jing: I should have raped her back then.

[Gu Jing: Especially to my dear Kaffa!]

[Gu Jing: Her spirit is like autumn water, her bones like jade; her face is like a lotus, her eyebrows like willow branches.]

[Gu Jing: Tenderly budding like spring peaches, their warm fragrance and delicate texture a precious delicacy.]

[Gu Jing: Her delicate beauty transcends the mortal realm, surpassing even Xiao Man in grace and elegance.]

[Gu Jing: Her delicate white dress and crimson skirt, like snowflakes, exude boundless charm and allure.]

Gu Jing: There is no greater treasure than this.

[Gu Jing: In short, I deeply regret it!]

Everyone: "..." They figured it out.

[Gu Jing: By the way, these verses were all cobbled together from various sources.]

[Gu Jing: However, it is particularly suitable to describe women like the Divine Child, Lisa, Rita, Kaffa, and Yelan.]