Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Liang Bing: That's not me!]

At this moment, the live stream camera focused on the face of one of the "Liang Bing"s. After a brief moment of surprise, she revealed her signature confident, mischievous smile:

"How was it? Did I imitate the Queen well?"

"Don't stop me later! I'm going to leave a tiny bit of the devil's liquid for that brat Gu Jing, to make him shine!"

Such words and expressions immediately made people in front of the screen burst out laughing. However, the live broadcast camera gradually shifted to find the target, and finally settled on 'Liu Xian's' gentle and mature face with a faint smile.

[Silver Wolf: You dare to talk back to Aunt Liu @Gu Jing? Doge.jpg]

[Gu Jing: I can only say... the cause and effect are too great!]

[Yae no Miko: Pfft~ You'd better be right, it really is cause and effect!]

[Gu Jing: What did Aunt Liu say about @Liu Xian?]

Liu Xian: "..." What else can I say? Your absurdity leaves me speechless.jpg

Feeling strange about it, but not exactly disgusted, Aunt Liu simply remained silent. In the end, Gu Jing's current actions could only be described as walking on the edge of danger. Helpless yet amused, Aunt Liu wanted to find substantial evidence before taking action against him.

However, the 'Immortal Willow' in the live stream responded very seriously: "Why should you care, fellow Daoist? Is it so hard to understand why I'm here?"

"If one day, the starry sky explodes, the universe collapses, and you are left alone, though invincible in the world, in the end you can only reminisce. You will see your beautiful face turn white as snow, buried in the yellow earth, and your old friends decay and sleep in the grave. At that time, will you still think it was worth it?"

Hiss~~~ Perfect! A gentle, motherly voice, as if admonishing, yet also as if softly inquiring.

The people watching on the screen got goosebumps.

Scalp tingling.jpg

Liu Xian herself could understand her meaning: to be invincible in the world, yet live a lonely life—is such a life worthwhile?

Before she could come to a conclusion, the live stream camera continued to move, giving 'Zixia' a clear view of her face: "My ideal man is a peerless hero. One day he will come to marry me, clad in golden armor and riding on auspicious clouds. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't have guessed the ending..."

Looking utterly helpless, 'Thunder Movie' rubbed his forehead and said, "Don't make me cook! I can do anything, but I really can't cook..."

With her signature mischievous grin, 'Alicia' says, 'You can look at me more openly now, since I'm looking at you too...'

Everyone: "..." 666! That's so amazing! (Facepalm and crying emoji)

With one bombshell after another, at this point, apart from the person in question, no one in front of the screen can tell what's real and what's fake.

But all the words in my heart came down to what Black Tower had just said: Hurry up and get to the bonfire party, I want to see the fireworks party!

PS: The picture shows Liu Xian.

Chapter 372 Star Treasure: Flame Spear, Charge!

On the beach of Chengehu, as the scene of the bright moon rising over the sea unfolded before everyone's eyes, the bonfire party, which was actually a fire party, officially began.

The first act to take the stage was "Majestic and Grand" performed by the Tianshui Girls' Group. The evocative vocals and lyrics, along with the hot dance moves, set the stage off with such a bold move right from the start, leaving some blushing and others cheering wildly.

In addition, there was a crosstalk performance by Hu Taotao and Yan Fei, a rock band led by Xiluwa, opera-style songs by Yun Jin, and a very professional pole dance performed by the White Eagle ship girl Silly Rabbit (Garden) dressed as a bunny girl.

Gu Jing, who was the last to appear, felt that he was already losing his composure. His wives, each with their own unique characteristics, were just too strong. In the end, he racked his brains and brought out his trump card, "Muscle Golden Wheel." Watching his muscle lines move to the rhythm of the music, his sexual tension was off the charts, and people in front of the screen blushed and burst out laughing.

But what's even more absurd and embarrassing is that, while the music is playing, he snaps his fingers and conjures up a weightlifting barbell. The weight doesn't seem like much, but it makes you wonder what he's up to.

The guy turned his back, picked it up, and placed it at his waist. To everyone's surprise, he then raised his hands and clasped them behind his head.

However, the barbell, which should have no support, continued to swing up and down to the rhythm of the music. People who quickly realized what was happening suddenly blushed and burst into excited squeals.

[Liang Bing: Hahaha! That's absolutely amazing! *frantically slamming the table.jpg*]

[Hu Tao: It really was the grand finale! And it even echoed the beginning and end, didn't it?!]

[Black Tower: So here's the question—barbells are gym equipment, so which muscle is our brother actually working out? *winks and smiles*]

[Alicia: Ta-da! It's tricolor paper!!!]

[Silver Wolf: All I can say is, this is just a warm-up. Those who understand will understand, and those who don't can't say for sure. (Funny.jpg)]

[Star Baby: Flame Spear, Charge!]

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Watching the barbell bounce up and down for more than 3 meters and then be caught by Gu Jing, Yun Yun and the others, who finally realized what was happening, blushed and spat, but their eyes were very honest in watching his every move.

However, after a brief warm-up, Gu seamlessly and remotely grabbed a 'Keisha' from the audience in the front row.

Although it was called a live stream with her face shown, he really only let everyone see 'Keisha's' blushing smile. But under the live stream camera's capture, she instantly got into character, mimicking Keisha's naturally resonant tone as she laughed and said:

"You can stop here for the party, the live stream and all that."

"Independent and self-reliant women should not be obsessed with tricolor dumplings."

"And don't let others lead you astray."

"It's like you're not cool if you don't get to eat a tricolor dumpling."

No, it's not necessary.

“You guys are already doing great.”

"If I really come across a tricolor dumpling that I'd like to try."

"I will help you..."

"Solve it quietly."

"You should all live in a just and orderly environment."

"In search of happiness in life."

The conversation was filled with learned scholars, and no uncultured people were among the guests. As soon as 'Keisha' finished speaking, she showed a gluttonous expression as if she had just eaten a tricolor dumpling. The people in front of the screen immediately knew that Gu Jing had begun, while Keisha herself had some indescribable and subtle feelings.

She wasn't exactly angry, but it was hard for her to judge being impersonated and have those words spoken to her, especially since Gu Jing had the audacity to display such a slutty expression on a live stream.

However, seeing that Silver Wolf, Liang Bing and others were all sending comments saying that this 'Keisha' wanted to hog the spotlight, Keisha, with a slight smile on her lips, also felt a little smug. After all, no matter what, Gu Jing, that damned bastard, chose her as his first partner.

The next second, the live stream abruptly ended, accompanied by a notification: "[Due to the large number of participants in this gala, individual live streams are clearly insufficient. However, to thank everyone for their support, I have opened a special channel in my database. I will share my knowledge with everyone who participated in the gala whenever possible. You can choose to watch it according to your preferences...]"

Those who received the notification eagerly opened the database, and even those who hadn't yet unlocked permissions were able to preview the files.

The scene presented to people is similar to viewing a computer file page. After frantically clicking "Create Folder" about ten times, folders named after characters will appear, such as Keisha, Liang Bing, He Xi, Medusa, Yun Yun, Alicia, Aponia, Liu Xian, Ruthless, A Yin, Bibi Dong, and so on.

People like Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri immediately revealed mocking smiles. Isn't this folder just a boy's 'study material'?

Now I've finally caught them red-handed!

With a mix of nervousness, anticipation, and excitement, I clicked on "The Fall of the Three Angel Kings," but the music that reached my ears was utterly uninteresting: "Huluwa, Huluwa, seven flowers on one vine, braving wind and rain, unafraid, la la la la~~~"

Everyone: "..." 6! (Laughing and crying emoji)

Those who had been tricked, including Keisha and Yunyun, were both amused and exasperated, but they obediently accepted their fate and went for a bath in a cheerful mood.

Back in her own bed, reflecting on the day and past experiences, she couldn't help but chuckle at the joy Gu Jing had brought her, and felt a subtle annoyance that he hadn't included her in his party. But all these various emotions eventually coalesced into anticipation for tomorrow. Hugging her pillow or blanket, she drifted off into a blissful, salty dream.

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The next day at noon, the familiar vibration came, and people who entered the live broadcast room saw Gu Jing having lunch with Shen He at home, and people couldn't help but complain.

[Liang Bing: You son of a bitch @Gu Jing! What happened to choosing according to preference? I took my pants off yesterday, and you showed me Calabash Brothers?!]

[Ruri Gokou: That's right! Kei-kun, this is a shameful deception!]

[He Xi: But seriously, the guy who imitated me yesterday actually had some skill.]

[Silver Wolf: Pretend! Keep pretending! I saw you yesterday! Is it so hard to admit you just want to eat tricolor dumplings? Doge.jpg]

[He Xi: That's definitely a little difficult. *covers mouth and laughs.jpg*]

[Black Tower: I'm actually a little curious if you guys had a fever last night? *winks and smiles*]

[He Xi: Take a cold shower, it's a good way to cool down, you deserve it.]

[White Demon: Ugh~ Don't even mention cold showers, don't you guys know my body temperature? Even a little emotional excitement and it's over a billion degrees! Too bad that brat didn't give me a shot.]

[Xingbao: Hundreds of millions of degrees? If you went in there, wouldn't it be even scarier than soaking in lava? But let me tell you, after being knocked unconscious by Brother Jing and waking up, apart from being thirsty, I felt incredibly comfortable all over! (doge.jpg)]

[White Demon: Tsk, you got the benefit and are still acting innocent, give me the middle finger.jpg]

[Kaguya Houraisan: But it's still a bit unexpected. I always thought I preferred a gentler approach, but things turned out quite differently. I couldn't help but want Lord Kei to be a little rougher, and lo and behold! I suddenly have a bad daddy who loves to pat people's butts!]

[Kaguya Houraisan: But what's even more surprising is Eirin! At first, she was so shy and hesitant, but once she got to enjoy it, she actually pushed me aside and tried to steal my man! She even said something like, 'This villain is too ruthless, Your Highness, you can't handle him,' and then she even gave me a demonstration! Especially that awkward expression of her twisting her waist and laughing and crying at the same time, I'll never forget it for the rest of my life!!! (doge.jpg)]

[Yukari Yakumo: Pfft~ It's really hard to imagine that Eirin would do something like this, but thinking about it carefully, it makes perfect sense. Eirin is hundreds of millions of years old and has never been in love, let alone eaten three-colored dumplings. It's normal that Eirin couldn't resist the sudden taste of its wonders. After all, no matter what, a sage like the Moon's Brain is still a woman, isn't she?]

Eirin Yagokoro: ...

Like someone who gets drunk and acts crazy in front of acquaintances, and then wakes up the next day and remembers everything, Yonglin is completely numb.

[Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hiss~ Has Yasui Kanade Myōjin fallen for her too? What about Hiratsuka-sensei? Did you manage to escape your single life? *winks and smiles*]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: Absolutely! Let me tell you, I was on top yesterday! With my perfect balance of strength and posture, I made that kid surrender in no time!]

[Yin Nai: Really? I don't believe it!]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: Tsk, things have cooled down. The feelings have faded. You don't even believe what I say anymore.]

[Yang Nai: Come on, Xiao Jing. Everyone has witnessed Jing Jun's abilities. Nobody believes what you're saying, right? What did Jing Jun say to Gu Jing?]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: You're not allowed to mention @Gu Jing!]

Pfft~ Those who were amused burst out laughing. To be honest, at first, everyone was skeptical, after all, there are always exceptions, right? What if Jing Ke'ai really had something going on? But now it's obvious that she's just bragging.

While chewing his rice, Gu couldn't help but chuckle as he recalled Jing's adorable party antics. A bit childish, a little arrogant, it all combined into a mysterious confidence. Specifically, it would be things like: "No problem! I can go on for another five minutes!" and "Damn it! Shut up! I said I can last, and I can last! Go ahead and try again!"

However, let alone five minutes, in just three minutes, Gu could empty four bars of her health bar, which is really adorable.

******

However, when he started eating just now, he glanced at the raw stone balance, which had increased to 12.1 billion after 4 days, and then invested the raw stones back into developing a new world. Just now, he received a notification from his diary.

This time, the new world includes all ten: Minecraft, Onmyoji, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, Ultraman, Kakegurui, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Gabriel DropOut, Underworld, Fox Spirit Matchmaker, and Jackie Chan Adventures.

As information from the ten new worlds was uploaded to the database, Gu Jing, who was having dinner with Shen He, also distributed new copies of his diary to each world.

[Tsunade897: Are you planning to leave, Gu Jing?]

[Gu Jing: It depends. Strictly speaking, unless I encounter a new world that particularly interests me, I actually prefer to stay in Chenge Pot. It's nice to spend time with my wife here when I have nothing else to do. But if you need me, I certainly won't ignore you.]

[Theresa: The captain is like a brick, ready to be moved wherever needed! *smirks*]

[Tsunade: That's true. Anyway, finding you wouldn't be difficult. It's just a pity for these little guys; they haven't even had a proper meeting with you since you arrived.]