Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Silver Wolf: Who can you blame? With you around, of course I'd take care of you first. Besides, it's normal that we haven't officially met since I didn't take the initiative. If you don't want this to happen, then muster up your courage.]

[Qingque: In the end, the number of tricolor dumplings is limited, my friend. If you want to have a hot one, you'll have to bring your own bowl and chopsticks. (Funny.jpg)]

[Walnut: In place!]

[He Xi: Pfft~ You guys are just being naive, not understanding the struggles of the starving. But this new world is a bit ridiculous, especially the adolescent syndrome in "Pig Head Boy." It's just that excessive psychological pressure causes things like disappearance, time travel, quantum entanglement, and the creation of parallel worlds. It's really outrageous.]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: Sigh~ To put it bluntly, it's all just chuunibyou (middle school syndrome). The difference is that for us ordinary people, it's usually just teenage fantasy, but for people in this world, it can actually happen.]

[Eri: That's how I see it too! But with your cheat code @Gu Jing, these fantasies can become reality! And stop with the misleading titles! Yesterday it was Calabash Brothers, now it's "Gabriel DropOut," but when I clicked on it, it was just a useless angel addicted to games and turned into a shut-in! No imprisonment play, no discipline play, what kind of fall is this?]

[Gu Jing: Well... Gabriel is still very cute, but if you're not satisfied, you can always draw a book for her yourself.]

[Yae no Miko: That's right, there's no such thing as a work that everyone will be satisfied with, but you can try drawing it yourself. Remember to send me a copy when you're done, @Eriri.]

[Kasumigaoka Utaha: Actually, you could charge for it. In this livestream, everyone's a friend, but Kei-kun also told us that we should never work for free. Some people get Primogems by doing commissions, but you can totally make money drawing doujinshi @Eriri! You can even do custom orders. Personally, I think anything under 1000 Primogems isn't expensive!]

PS: The picture shows He Xi.

Chapter 373 Xiao Nan: "It seems I've arrived at the wrong time..."

By throwing the empty plates and uneaten food on the table to the earth's veins for recycling, Gu Jing's actions showed that not a single bit of energy was wasted.

Despite having just finished lunch, Shen He, who was being held in Gu Jing's arms, seemed to have no strength left, and his once neatly dressed clothes were now somewhat disheveled.

When Gu Jing looked at her, she managed a smile even though she was panting. Looking at her flushed cheeks and meeting her charming eyes, Gu Jing could feel the beauty of a fairy fallen to earth, and being violently cooked by him.

"Autumn waters cannot compare to a beauty's makeup; her pure and simple face and fragrant lips and teeth are exquisite."

"Her eyes are gentle and her bones are delicate, her robes are wet with the fragrance of blooming flowers."

"My gentle and loving wife, Shen He."

Are you full?

His signature smirk carried a hint of knowing amusement, and Shen He, who was being stared at, instantly understood and nodded shyly with a soft "Mmm."

Laughing heartily, he tucked the strands of hair that were damp with sweat and stuck to her cheeks behind her ear, and expressed his affection for her by kissing her forehead. Gu Jing then embraced the completely exhausted silver-haired beauty and led her to the living room to rest.

However, the ten new worlds increased his earnings per second to 2400 primal stones, which satisfied Gu, who also left a diary entry.

[Regarding the [Life Return] test and plans for the next stage]

I was a bit too excited yesterday and forgot to test the strength of [Life Return].

But Shen He's wife undoubtedly dotes on me a lot.

[This is just a simplified explanation.]

She shyly agreed.

After testing, the [Life Return] feature I was optimistic about does indeed have some merit.

Like a smooth little hand!

[It's grabbing at the tricolor dumplings from every angle, repeatedly and relentlessly!]

[When combined with the [Devouring Heaven Demon Art], it becomes an absolute god among gods!]

[This is absolutely unbearable!]

[It only takes the time of one meal!]

Shen He's wife ate four meals of my tricolor dumplings, just like a clam spirit!

[This is so cute!]

However, to be more specific, it also smacks of someone who got a good deal but then complained.

Once the novelty wore off, I suddenly felt that this process was too mechanical, like milking a cow. Or to put it more bluntly, it needs to involve interactive and emotional exchange to have soul and truly resonate with me.

Personally, I find it even more irresistible to make the woman I like get aroused and wanton just because of my presence!

The familiar vibration prompted Heita Yunyun and the others to open copies of the diary. Looking at the contents, the upright people instantly felt their cheeks burn and their hearts fill with shame and anger: Who would get a fever or go wild because of your existence? Ugh! Shameless!

Gabriel, Winette, and the others, who had just obtained copies of the diary, blushed and stared in disbelief: The human world has become tainted again!

But the veteran female warriors, represented by the Black Tower Eightfold Divine Child, were full of mockery. A clam spirit? That's what they mean by having lots of water and being able to hold it, right?

As for the next stop?

This new world has quite a few aspects that interest me.

However, to be honest...

Compared to people who are not yet familiar with them.

I definitely feel more comfortable at home with my wife.

At this moment.

I really don't want to go out.

However, if you need it...

[You're also welcome to message me privately.]

However, if they cannot offer me a satisfactory compensation.

You're my reward!

Everyone: ".....｀ ˇ." As expected of you! (laughing and crying emoji)

People watching the screen were both amused and exasperated by the diary entries that resembled a bounty posting. But what was even more surprising was that someone actually sent Gu Jing a private message, and after thinking about it, Gu Jing didn't refuse.

Furthermore, because a large number of people sent him private messages, Gu Jing also asked Miss Luna to arrange a schedule for him.

He glanced at it and was quite satisfied.

One of the short-term commissions is: ① Resolving the issue of Ido within Kurama Yakumo's body (basic reward: Kurenai Yuhi's loyalty).

② While respecting Tsunade's personal wishes, let Konan witness or participate in Danzo's death (basic reward: 3000 billion explosive tags).

③ Help Nami defeat the Arlong Pirates (basic reward: everything Nami has).

In addition, there are a considerable number of short-term contracts that are visible to the naked eye, but in contrast, there are also several long-term contracts.

① Travel to the "Super God Universe" and cross time to enter the era of the Three Kings. Request requirements: Organize the timeline and correct history. He Xi's additional requirement: A sweet romance is also needed! (Basic reward: "If you're capable, not only are the three of us yours, but all the little angels of the entire Angel Civilization are yours!" By Ms. Liang Bing).

② Go to "Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin" and form a group with Ji Yueliang, Yan Ruyu, Yao Xi, An Miaoyi, Huo Lin'er, Fan Xian and others to raid the tomb (basic reward: the burial goods in the Emperor's Tomb are split 30/70, Gu Jing takes 30%, and the remaining 70% is to be negotiated by the 6 people themselves).

③ Go to Dungeon Fighter Online and help Hilder rebuild Terra Star (basic reward: everything Hilder has).

Why a basic salary? To put it simply, as Liang Bing said, how much you actually get depends entirely on how Gu Jing operates. But as long as you do it, there's a guaranteed minimum, and you might even make a fortune!

*******

The next day at noon, Gu Jing returned to Konoha Village and started his live stream again, meeting up with Kurenai Yuhi, who had given him the commission, at the pre-arranged barbecue restaurant.

On the street, even before getting close, Asuma could be seen guarding Kurenai like a protector. Gu Jing immediately revealed a playful smile. Logically speaking, handing Kurenai a bouquet of roses in front of Asuma at this moment would have an explosive effect, but that would be a bit too sycophantic. So Gu Jing simply stepped forward and greeted her with a smile.

Good afternoon, both of you.

Upon hearing this, Asuma nodded slightly in response, his eyes still wary as he looked at him, but Kurenai seemed to see a savior.

The expression of annoyance from Asuma instantly transformed into a smile: "Lord Gu Jing, you've finally arrived! But knowing you as I do, you probably haven't had lunch yet, have you? There's no rush with the commission. How about we eat and talk? It's on me!"

Gu Jing, who met her gaze, responded with a slight smile: "Then I won't stand on ceremony with you, I am indeed still hungry."

"Ok!"

Seeing him smile and raise his hand to indicate that ladies should go first, Kurenai was quite pleased with this and smiled even more. She readily entered the barbecue restaurant, with Gu Jing following closely behind. However, Asuma, whose expression was not pleasant, also followed.

Noticing this, and seeing that Yuhi Hong had found a four-person seat near the window in the store, Gu Jing simply sat down next to Yuhi Hong.

At first, Kurenai was a little surprised, but when she saw Asuma, whom Gu Jing had predicted, staring at them with an ugly expression and sitting down opposite them with a face full of anger, she immediately understood and felt a little smug. She thought Gu Jing didn't care about her because he was so polite to her earlier, but he still came after all.

No matter how you look at it, Asuma is really an eyesore. Although he did help him out, can't he read the room?

Thinking this to herself, Kurenai Yuhi turned to look at Asuma with an expression that was cold and aloof:

"Jonin Sarutobi Asuma, I don't recall inviting you, did I?"

"Moreover, the matter I am about to discuss with Lord Gu Jing involves my privacy."

"Could you please not disturb us here?"

"Red...you..."

Just as Asuma was about to question Kurenai, Kurenai preemptively questioned him, leaving Asuma stunned and unsure how to respond.

But Kurenai Yuhi remained even colder: "Please call me by my full name!"

"I..."

Asuma, his face flushed and pale with disbelief after being stabbed again, was filled with embarrassment.

Ding—Accompanied by a crisp sound like metal clashing, Gu Jing snapped his fingers and teleported Sarutobi Asuma away. Through the live stream, viewers could see him sitting there, looking completely bewildered, when he tripped and fell on the Hokage Rock.

Meeting Yuhi Kurenai's somewhat surprised gaze, Gu Jing gave an explanation with a playful expression: "...If there are no surprises, what follows is a rather clichéd scene of showing off and getting slapped in the face. To put it more bluntly, it's about two men having a conflict over a woman, with one of them acting very jealous, but ultimately being suppressed by the other."

"And the winner usually wins the heart of the beauty."

"Even with a little manipulation."

"And you'll get a beautiful woman's kiss."

"But to be honest, I don't really like this kind of plot."

"And if you want the male and female leads to spark a romance."

"It doesn't have to be this vulgar."

"After all, the key point of such events is usually to make both parties understand each other's feelings."

“We can definitely experience much better things.”

For example...

As he spoke, Gu Jing conjured a delicate, vibrant rose out of thin air, presented it to Yuhi Kurenai, and began to sing an aria:

"Oh, beautiful Miss Kurenai, this rose may not be even a fraction as beautiful as you, but its delicate and lovely appearance reminds me of you, who is unique in all of us."

"And now I'm going to give it to you, and give it the quality of never fading. I hope you will like it, and I also hope that when you see this bouquet of roses in the future, you will think of me, who expressed my feelings with it."

Everyone: "..." You can flirt so easily, huh? You're pretty good at this!