Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

The three of them high-fived each other and then rested by the pool.

"It's about time to go back, it's already eleven o'clock, and my phone is dead." Lu Nan glanced at his phone, which had only eight percent battery left, and shook his head helplessly. That's how secondhand phones are.

"That's enough, let's go back." Iori was about to stand up when footsteps sounded behind her.

"Hello, I'm a police officer." The man was dressed in a police uniform and had a solemn expression. "I received a report that a group of men and women were doing strange things here."

The three were startled, but immediately put on smiles.

"Haha, Uncle, are you sure you're not mistaken somewhere?"

"Yeah, yeah, there are only three innocent male college students swimming here."

"Yeah, yeah, look, I'm even wearing diving goggles on my head."

The police officer raised his head slightly: "Is that so?"

"Of course! There are no dangerous people here at all!"

The police officer nodded silently: "In that case... then just in case, I will patrol the area to see if there are any dangerous people or potential risks."

"Understand."

"You're busy, you're busy."

Seeing the police officer standing not far away, scanning the three people around like a surveillance camera, they couldn't help but fall silent.

Lu Nan looked at the three of them, looking like they'd be caught the moment they stepped out of the pool, and felt a little uneasy: "What should we do now?"

Kohei rubbed his head in distress: "I don't know, and if I get caught, I definitely won't be able to take the license test tomorrow, so I definitely can't just come out."

Iori glanced at the police officer who was keeping a close eye on them from the corner of his eye: "Looks like it's no use trying to escape now. He's been watching us the whole time, and it seems like he wants to make the three of us his quota!"

Now that things have come to this, we must find a way to escape as soon as possible.

“I’ll tell you,” Lu Nan suddenly fell silent, looking at the clothes far away by the pool. “Kouhei, can you tell me what’s going on here?”

Kohei silently turned his head away: "I don't know."

"Damn it."

Iori suddenly seemed to remember something: "Lu Nan, didn't you bring your phone? Quickly call someone to help us!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Nan immediately picked up his phone from the poolside, but after fiddling with it for a couple of seconds, he suddenly stopped.

He silently turned around, his phone in his hand just as it was playing the shutdown animation.

"How can they be so unreliable?!"

"That's just how old phones are, there's nothing you can do about it!"

Iori covered her face: "So, what do we do now?"

"It's highly likely we won't be able to get out."

The three of them leaned against the poolside in silence.

Lu Nan suddenly seemed to remember something and quickly asked, "Right! Don't you still have a towel?! Hurry up and wrap yourself in the towel before going out and then throw your clothes back in!"

Iori, with a fiery fist-like expression, pointed to the towels and soap by the poolside—something you could never touch without leaving the pool.

"So why is it left outside?!"

Chapter 187 A Cold

"So, Iori and Kohei both caught a cold and fell ill?" Senior Ashi looked at Lu Nan with some confusion.

Lu Nan covered his face: "It's embarrassing, but that's really how it is."

Senior Shou crossed his arms and said, "As expected of you guys, hahaha!"

"Is your cold serious?" Nana asked with some concern.

"If your cold isn't too bad, you should be fine with the assessment, right?" Hamaoka Azusa asked curiously.

"No, you should rest properly if you're sick. You can't push yourself too hard." Senior Shi shook his head.

"Yeah, let's let them get a good night's sleep today." Senior Ashou said helplessly, "Let's put the licenses aside for now. There will be other opportunities later. Yoshiwara, Banami, Lunan, and Daimyo, you guys have to work hard to get your licenses."

"Yes--"

"Know it."

"Absolutely no problem, meow!"

Lu Nan fell silent for a moment. In the end, he couldn't escape the fact that the two of them had become like this. He sighed and said, "I'm sorry, senior. I was there last night too. I wasn't feeling well either, but it's okay. Although I can't take the license test, I can stay and take care of the two of them."

"Is that so?" Senior Shi and Senior Shou exchanged a glance, then smiled and patted Lu Nan on the shoulder: "Then, we'll leave it all to you."

"Don't worry, seniors, just go diving."

……

It wasn't until almost midnight that Iori groggily got out of bed.

"I feel much better after a nap."

As he spoke, he glanced at Kohei, who was still fast asleep on the bed, and was somewhat speechless.

They talked about "self-hypnosis," but now look what happened, it's all gone to waste.

He stood up and looked at the sleeping Gengping, a strange smile gradually creeping onto his face.

In that case, it shouldn't be a problem for me to get a little revenge, right?

With a wicked grin, Iori reached out and was about to grab Kohei's chest to teach him a lesson.

Just then, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Lu Nan walked in: "I heard a noise, are you two awake?"

Suddenly, Lu Nan fell silent.

He looked at Kohei sleeping soundly in the room, and at Iori, whose hands were clenched into claws above his chest as if about to grab him, and at the strange smile that had frozen on his face.

Lu Nan silently took a step back and slowly closed the door: "Sorry to bother you, just pretend I was never here."

"Wait! Let me explain!"

"Don't come near me!"

"What are you two arguing about?! Don't you know the patient needs to rest?!"

……

Lu Nan leaned against the wall: "So that's how it is. I thought you had awakened something extraordinary."

Iori, who was having a fierce battle with Kohei who had learned the truth, took a moment to nod: "Yeah, so don't get the wrong idea."

Helpless, Lu Nan held up the bag in his hand: "Alright, stop messing around. I bought some braised food. Let's eat something."

What did you buy?

"Nine-Turned Pig Intestines"

"Damn it!"

However, it was obviously a joke; it was just some normal braised dishes.

After arranging the dishes on the small table, Lu Nan handed over disposable chopsticks: "Eat carefully, don't spill any on people's sheets, or they'll deduct your deposit."

"I know, I know."

"You're so long-winded."

As Iori tore at the pig's trotter, she asked curiously, "Lu Nan, why didn't you go diving? You were perfectly fine, weren't you?"

Lu Nan carefully picked out all the cilantro from the bowl and placed it on the lid, then poured it all into Geng Ping's bowl under his bewildered gaze.

Looking at his bowl, now completely devoid of cilantro, Lu Nan said with satisfaction, "I suppose so."

Iori sighed and scratched her head: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault for being sick."

With his mouth full of meat, Kohei nodded, looking somewhat apologetic.

Lu Nan laughed and said, "What are you talking about? Your illness is partly my fault. Besides, there were three of us together, it's just that I have a better constitution."

Iori and Kohei nodded together: "Well, it's your fault."

"I'll just draft two."

Lu Nan reluctantly opened a bottle of beer: "So, how are you two feeling now?"

Iori assessed the situation and said, "It seems I've almost fully recovered."

Kohei nodded as well: "Me too, it's really thanks to Lala's blessing."

Lu Nan sighed, "I was going to get you two some more medicine, but the pharmacy happened to be closed so I couldn't buy any. However, the veterinary clinic next door was open, and I figured you two were pretty much animals too, but unfortunately they wouldn't sell to me."

"Right now I want to pick up the pig's ear on the table and slap you across the face."

"Are you even human?"

Lu Nan laughed heartily, took a sip of beer, and let out a long, satisfying sigh: "But you know, we're still going to go to sea tomorrow, so you guys really need to make it a clean break today, otherwise you'll be at a loss, right?"

Iori and Kohei gritted their teeth and agreed. They had spent several days as sparring partners at the boxing gym just to get here, and they were beaten up like that. It would be a waste if they couldn't go diving on Giko Island after all that!

Lu Nan reached out and picked something up from the table: "However, although I didn't get the medicine, I did get this."

What he held in his hand were two large scallions.

Iori and Kohei both froze.

"So this wasn't meant as a condiment for braised dishes?"

Lu Nan twirled a scallion in his hand: "I don't know if you know this, but Sister Zi told me about a very effective folk remedy."

They both knew, of course, that scallions could quickly cure a cold—but they generally had two uses: one was a folk remedy of wrapping them around the neck, and the other was a sorcery remedy of inserting them into the anus. They just didn't know whether Sister Zi had told Lu Nan the first or the second method…

"So, Iori Kohei."

"yes……?"

"Stick your heads over here, I'll give you both a buff."

Iori and Kohei breathed a huge sigh of relief. Thank goodness, it was just the first type of folk remedy.

Soon, both of them had green onions wrapped around their necks.