Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"That's good enough." Lu Nan clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"I feel a bit strange, my neck feels cold." Iori scratched his head.

"And there's always a scallion smell in my nose." Kohei wrinkled his nose, somewhat disgusted.

The first one was fine, and the two of them, now relaxed, noticed the other two scallions on the table.

Lu Nan grinned and grabbed two scallions, pointing at one with each of them like a swordsman wielding two swords: "Okay, now take your pants off, your brother Lu will stuff some big treasures into your pockets."

Holy crap! It's a combo attack!!!

"Lu Nan! There's no need for this!"

"Yes! Not at all!"

Lu Nan smiled and said, "That won't do. This is a valuable medicine; it won't work unless it's done to this extent... Listen to me! Let me see!"

"No!!!"

Chapter 188 The Master of All Medicines

"I told you to behave and not run away. Would your brother Lu harm you?" Lu Nan said with a smile, weighing the scallion in his hand.

Iori and Kohei huddled in the corner of the room, their faces filled with terror.

The scallions were getting closer and closer, even casting shadows on their faces.

This can't go on!

Iori gritted her teeth as she thought.

If this continues...

The loss wouldn't be health, but something else entirely!

Thinking of this, Iori pushed Kohei into Lunan's clutches and then rushed towards the door.

"Kouhei, hang in there! I'll go find something else that has medicinal properties!"

"You tricked me, you bastard!"

"Jie Jie Jie!"

……

Fortunately, Iori returned in time, preventing Kohei from losing something truly significant.

"Don't you think this would be perfect as a miracle drug?" Iori asked earnestly, holding something in her hands.

Lu Nan stroked his chin, looking at the vodka in Iori's hands, lost in thought: "Indeed, it has sterilization and sweating effects, not only that, it also has a hypnotic effect, and it is even rich in nutrients and trace elements needed by the human body."

Having escaped the shadow of death, Kohei and Iori became excited and danced a strange dance together, holding up vodka: "Truly worthy of being the king of all medicines, hahaha!"

"Yes Yes!"

Lu Nan twitched his lips: "But I still don't think this is something a patient should drink."

Iori immediately deflated: "Okay, I'll drink it now and go to sleep, then I won't be sleepy tonight."

Lu Nan gritted his teeth: "Byd, it's all because of you, you son of a bitch, that you snore every time you go to sleep, forcing people to wake you up."

Iori was displeased and pointed at Kohei: "This kid grinds his teeth in his sleep, did I say anything?"

Gengping glared at him: "Lu Nan was talking in his sleep last night! He kept calling me 'Liyan Liyan,' did he say anything?"

at the same time--

He was resting after diving with his three roommates, who shared a room with him, when he couldn't help but yawn.

Hamaoka Azusa asked with concern, "What's wrong, you silly girl? Didn't you sleep well?"

Dumb Cat gave a tired smile: "Actually, it's okay, meow."

Rather than saying I didn't sleep well, it's more accurate to say I didn't sleep much at all, meow.

……

"This is so annoying—I feel almost better, so why am I still not allowed to go out?" Iori lay on the sofa, her face full of protest. "Can't I go out and practice my diving skills a little more?"

Lu Nan, who was texting his senior to let him know he was safe, rolled his eyes: "If you want to be bedridden tomorrow, then go ahead. You'll just run into a high fever and be moaning and groaning all the time. Besides, didn't I tell you? I still have a mild fever and I'm not fully recovered yet."

Iori clicked her tongue and pointed at Kohei, who was watching TV and crying: "Am I supposed to spend the whole day with this idiot watching this boring magical girl show?"

"You bastard! I won't allow you to talk about lesbians like that!!!"

"Holy crap! Lu Nan saved my teeth!"

Lu Nan was busy fiddling with his phone and didn't pay any attention to the two of them. He just looked up, took a picture of the two of them playing around together, and sent it to Senior Shi.

【Super Hunter Lu Xiaonan】: 【Sent a picture】All is well. Both of them are almost fully recovered. After resting today, they should be able to go back to sea normally tomorrow. I will keep an eye on them.

[Tokita]: Understood! You've worked hard. I'll bring you some drinks when I get back.

[Super Hunter Lu Xiaonan]: Remember to cheer for Dai Miao and the others.

[Tokita]: Hahahaha, I will!

As soon as Lu Nan put his phone away, he saw Yi Zhi staring intently at him, which startled him. He reached out and pushed Yi Zhi away a little: "What are you doing, are you crazy?"

Iori rolled over onto the sofa again: "I'm so bored. I should have secretly brought a DVD with me. I could watch it now."

Lu Nan twitched his lips: "You'd better not take out those discs of yours. Every single one of them is from your thesis defense."

However, speaking of which, he still has the disc that Iori gave him earlier, the one that's supposedly "locker room, restraint, very exciting".

Lu Nan silently took out the disc: "But the one you gave me before is still in my possession. Do you want to see it?"

Iori's eyes lit up instantly. She pushed past Kohei, took the disc, and stuffed it into the TV player.

Kohei clicked his tongue but didn't say anything, after all, he was also very curious.

Soon, a classic opening sequence began to play, and three pairs of eyes were fixed on the screen.

The first five minutes were normal. It was indeed a changing room, and it was indeed a woman. Even Lu Nan began to doubt whether something was wrong. Could it be that Iori could actually produce a perfectly normal disc?

Seeing Lu Nan's strange look, Iori couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied: "I already said I inspected the goods beforehand, how could there be a mistake? Ignoring the risks and continuing the installation!"

After saying that, the three of them continued watching, but because the word "restraint" in the tag had not yet appeared, Lu Nan gradually felt that something was not right.

Until that man appeared—

When that man in black straitjackets, leather pants, and with sharp eyes appeared, everything changed.

Lu Nan pointed a trembling finger at the sizzling wrestling match unfolding on the screen, his face flushed as he glared at Iori, gritting his teeth as he said, "Is this what you meant by 'exciting'?"

Iori gave an awkward smile: "Well, it's pretty exciting, isn't it?"

"Kenping, hold him down! Today I'm going to show him what true thrill is! Bring me my fire poker!"

"No! Ugh! Ahhhhhh!"

……

The disc was humanely destroyed, and no one knows where Iori got these evil things from.

With her face bruised and swollen, Iori didn't dare to cause any more trouble, but she was still too bored, so she started a conversation: "By the way, Lu Nan, how are things going with you and Azusa-senpai? Aren't you already together? Have you been on dates?"

Lu Nan rolled his eyes. This kid was really annoying. He had to shut him up with something: "Let's not talk about that for now. I know something really shocking. Do you two want to hear it?"

Iori looked on with curiosity: "What? Tell me quickly!"

Kohei chimed in, "Did you see Iori eating shit?"

Iori flew into a rage: "You son of a bitch!"

Lu Nan stopped the two from fighting again, and after they calmed down, he said seriously, "This morning I overheard Senior Shi on the phone, and he actually has a girlfriend!"

"Oh, I see."

"Girlfriend."

Iori and Kohei nodded.

"...!"

"...?"

Iori and Kohei pondered.

"girlfriend?!"

"Senior Shi!?"

Iori and Kohei were utterly shocked.

Lu Nan shrugged: "Yes, Senior Shi has a girlfriend."

Chapter 189 Arrival at Gigu Island

"You mean...that guy has a girlfriend?" Iori asked incredulously after pondering for a long time.

"It's a pity, but it's hard to believe, it's really true." Lu Nan nodded.

"Same sex?" Kohei asked with a smile.

"Didn't I already say she's my girlfriend? She's definitely a girl." Lu Nan shrugged.

"Is it a modern human? Actually, it's some kind of AI robot or something," Iori asked expressionlessly.

"If you're asking about race, then it's definitely ordinary human."

"Is it possible that it's actually some alien in disguise? Like the extradimensional beings Kiranbo, the Zarab aliens, the Babar aliens, or something like that?" Kohei suddenly said, as if he had thought of something.

"...I don't know what you're thinking, but it's obviously impossible, right? They're just ordinary humans, what's with all these monsters from Ultraman?"

"Hahaha, really? Oh, I see."

"So Senior Shi has a girlfriend, haha!"

"That's what I mean, hahaha."

After the three finished laughing, they fell silent for a moment.

"Come on, have a drink," Iori suddenly said menacingly, picking up the bottle of vodka.