Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"Iori, is there anything you want to say before you die?"

Iori's hand trembled so much she could barely hold the pen. After struggling to finish her will, instructing Shiori to help her destroy the history on her computer, Iori suddenly remembered that Shiori was electronically illiterate and almost fainted from anger.

"Well, Lu Nan, I think I can explain," Iori said, trembling. Things had come to this point, and all she could do was try and salvage the situation. What if she survived? What if?

"Speak." Lu Nan's voice was devoid of any emotion, as if he had no more scruples.

Iori forced a fawning smile: "Look, it was Senior Ashou who asked me that, and that's how I answered... like this and that and that... I had absolutely no intention of coveting you, really. I can't guarantee that you'd let me go, but you wouldn't let me go. I was just kidding."

"I'm just giving an example, just giving an example. It means that among this group of people, you're the most reliable one, you know what I mean?"

In the end, Iori had nothing more to say. She gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and stubbornly said, "It's come to this, there's nothing more to say! I just ask that you format my computer for me when the time comes!"

Lu Nan rolled his eyes, slapped him on the forehead, and said speechlessly, "What on earth is going on in your head? Isn't that bizarre?"

When Lu Nan came in and heard that sentence, he felt like his heart almost stopped. "You son of a bitch, I treat you like a brother and you want to marry me?! That's no joke!"

At that time, Lu Nan had already figured out where Iori was buried. Luckily, Iori explained quickly, otherwise Lu Nan would have started to see golden light.

"I'll fine you two hundred yuan to teach you a lesson!" Lu Nan said, holding out his hand.

"Oh, just kidding, just kidding. Thank you for your kindness, Brother Lu." Iori flattered Lu Nan by stuffing two hundred yuan into his hand.

Lu Nan slapped Iori on the head again and left. Iori breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that she wouldn't die today. Thank goodness.

As soon as Iori turned her head, she met a pair of purple eyes; it was Hamaoka Azusa.

Iori was startled, patted her chest and laughed, "What are you doing, Azusa-senpai? You scared me to death..."

Behind her, Senior Asou winked at Iori and mouthed, "You're welcome."

Iori was deeply moved. She never expected that her senior would actually go to Azusa-senpai to save her. She was so touched...

Hamaoka Azusa smiled, but there was no smile in her eyes: "Iori, you remember me, right?"

Iori suddenly sensed something was wrong, as if murderous intent was emerging: "Azusa-senpai, what, what are you saying?"

Hamaoka Azusa's smile widened: "Do you remember what I told you before? Do you need me to help you recall what I said?"

Boom—

Iori felt as if a thunderclap had struck his mind. He remembered, he remembered everything. Back then, Azusa had misunderstood him as a two-way street and specifically sought him out to say that if he dared to lay a hand on Lu Nan, then…

Confiscate the tools used in the crime!

Iori suddenly tightened her legs, forcing a smile that looked like she was about to cry: "Azusa-nee, would you believe me if I said it was all a misunderstanding? You'll give me a chance to explain, right?"

Hamaoka Azusa smiled sweetly and assumed a very formal starting stance: "Come on, let's practice together, Azusa-nee?"

666, and the second challenge is a couple's doubles match? That's going to be quite a show.

"Wait! Sister Zi! I can explain! I really can explain!!! Help! Help! Help!"

"No, no, no! Don't take the scissors! Sister Zi, let me explain!"

"Lu Nan, save my teeth!"

"Senior Shou, I hate you!"

Senior Ah Shou leaned against the bar, drinking his wine, and nodded with a smile. "Young people are so lively, it's great."

Chapter 257 The Candidate for the Next Professor

I wonder if everyone has forgotten something.

Lu Nan and Yi Zhi... are actually students, meaning they are required to attend school.

For science students, the most troublesome thing is not the difficult content and exams, but writing reports.

Often, it is necessary to first understand the subject matter, then find relevant information, accurately comprehend the content, and finally write the report.

The minor difficulties in class are nothing compared to this.

After enduring all sorts of hardships, Lu Nan and his companions finally finished writing the report and arrived at the report presentation meeting, only to find the question setter fast asleep.

……

"How can you blame me? It's all your fault." The teaching assistant shrugged and struck a very abstract JoJo pose: "You actually wrote a report that bored the other person to sleep. Be ashamed of yourselves."

"Besides, the essence of a press conference is to showcase refined beauty, just like..."

(The following 800 words are omitted for self-praise)

"Of course, there are also promising talents among you commoners. Dumb Cat's report is quite good, and it already has three-tenths of my style back then. As expected of the student I trained, be proud!"

Below the hall, Lu Nan and his companions sat in their seats with dark faces. Their hard-earned report had been belittled to the point of being worthless, and to make matters worse, they were forced to listen to this peacock praising himself for half an hour. If it weren't for the fact that he praised the silly cat a couple of times at the end, Lu Nan would have really wanted to go up and kick him.

……

canteen--

Lu Nan, speechless, munched on his sandwich: "Just how arrogant is this guy to boast so much about himself without repeating himself? This is the first time I've ever seen anything like it."

Iori slammed her fist on the table: "What the hell is that bastard doing?! I'm so angry!!"

Upon hearing this, the members of the "Scumbag Group" couldn't hold back any longer and started to complain.

Yamamoto clenched his fist and tears streamed down his face: "I even fast-forwarded through that long-awaited Love V movie just for this report..."

Upon hearing this, Kohei immediately broke down, burying his face in his hands and sobbing, "I even recorded the latest episode of this top-rated anime to watch... It's an absolute disgrace!!"

A chorus of agreement immediately arose, for everyone had long been eager for the teaching assistant to be there!

"He seemed to have also said something like, 'It's the person who wrote this boring report who's at fault,' right?"

Lu Nan nodded: "Yes."

Iori grinned, a somewhat sinister smile on her face: "That old man is just what I wanted..."

"Let him learn what kind of guy he's messing with!"

"Listen to me, it's like this, like this, and like this..."

……

The afternoon classes began, and the teaching assistant came in to take attendance. Soon, the number of students had been counted, and the teaching assistant nodded in satisfaction: "Alright, it seems no one is late or absent."

The teaching assistant tossed his head and brushed his bangs aside. He slowly put on his white gloves and said, "This is a lesson I'm giving you, the chief candidate for the next professorship. You need to savor every single second of it, understand?"

The teaching assistant turned around and picked up the book: "Then let's begin with the lecture notes on mechanics of materials..."

Click, click...

The teaching assistant suddenly turned around and looked at the crowd below: "Who is it?! Eating in class?!"

"Oh my? Oh my oh my?"

He made strange noises as he approached a classmate, craning his neck to ask, "Is that you?"

No, that's not true.

"Or is it you?"

No, that's not true.

He leaped back onto the podium, arms outstretched: "Eating is forbidden in the lecture notes...that's common sense!!"

"Alright, let's continue the lesson." The teaching assistant had only taken two steps when he heard the sound of a bottle cap being unscrewed behind him. He turned around abruptly: "No drinking water!!"

"Mechanics is the science of force..."

Plop—

The teaching assistant suddenly looked at Iori: "Didn't I tell you not to drink water?!"

Iori paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "Teaching assistant, you've misunderstood."

As he spoke, he raised his can of beer and clinked glasses with Lu Nan beside him: "Neither of us drank any water."

"Isn't it even more outrageous for you guys to drink beer?!"

"Oh, teacher, don't worry about such a small thing. Let's get to class. I can't wait to start learning." Lu Nan said with a smile, squeezing the empty can.

"Tch!!!" The teaching assistant loudly expressed his dissatisfaction: "You bunch of rotten, stinking tangerines, I'll give you one more chance!!"

But when I turned my head, I saw someone secretly eating something while holding up a book.

The teaching assistant stepped forward, took his book, and said with a forced smile, "Oh, having lunch here early?"

He then leaned closer and said with a ferocious expression, "I told you not to eat anything!"

The student, holding the sandwich, looked helpless: "It's not like I'm the only one."

The teaching assistant suddenly turned around and caught several others.

Remove a book and a snack.

Then they removed another book, and it turned out to be a boxed lunch.

Remove another book...

The teaching assistant stood there dumbfounded, watching Lu Nan's silly cat and Yi Zhi and the others eat barbecue with great enthusiasm.

"No way...you guys are actually grilling meat here?! You might as well just go to heaven?!"

"No, teacher, I get airsick."

"What are you talking about, teacher? It just happened to be placed here."

"Does anyone actually bring something like this to class?!" The teaching assistant was furious.

"I'm so angry... Everyone took everything out of their bags and showed it to me!"

"Report! Should we take the things out of the small pocket as well?"

"Whatever! Take it all out!"

"Oh."

……

Soon, a large pile of things was stacked in front of the teaching assistant. He tugged at his gloves and said, "Okay, let me see..."

In no time, the things in front of me were divided into several piles.

The teaching assistant's forehead veins bulged, clearly showing that he was trying his best to suppress his anger: "I can understand bringing erotic books and magazines, but bringing adult DVDs and game consoles is hard to understand, but I can barely accept it."