After saying that, the teaching assistant twitched his lips, pointed at the things on the table, and shouted, "But can any of you tell me what this vacuum cleaner is for?! I don't understand!"

The professor then pointed to a rechargeable battery that was almost as big as his head and said, "Whose magical artifact is this? Aren't you afraid it will explode if you carry this thing around with you?!"

As for other items like ice axes, slingshots, and bricks engraved with the character "理" (reason/principle), he was too lazy to even mention them.

"These are all my amazing tools, teaching assistant," Lu Nan said earnestly, holding the silly cat.

"I don't see what's so great about it at all; in fact, I think it's terrible!"

"Don't let our appearance fool you, we're actually very understanding and serious men, you know?" Iori said.

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Chapter 258 Quiz

Chisa hurriedly headed to the classroom. She had been helping out at home and had completely lost track of time. She wasn't sure if she would make it in time for the lecture notes...

I had Iori answer for me earlier, so it should be fine, right?

Chisa suddenly turned back after passing the classroom window, looking somewhat bewildered at the vacuum cleaner placed on the windowsill.

What is this? A vacuum cleaner? How did it get here...?

Chisa tilted her head and looked inside, and immediately saw Iori holding a vacuum cleaner head, pretending to be a range hood, sucking up the fumes above an electromagnetic barbecue grill.

The group of people from Lu Nan below were having a great time eating.

The teaching assistant on the other side was in so much pain that she was convulsing.

"This is a necessary consideration to prevent everyone from being affected by the smoke," Iori said very seriously.

"Yeah, yeah, we're so thoughtful, don't you think, Daimiao?"

"Boss Meow is a role model for students!"

"Damn it, they actually have common sense in places like this...!" the teaching assistant said through gritted teeth.

Hearing this conversation, Chisa felt as if an eraser had entered her brain and was slowly wiping it away.

What exactly is common sense? She couldn't help but think, maybe I should go back today. I have a feeling that there's some inexplicable danger in staying any longer, perhaps stemming from a problem with my intelligence.

“Okay.” The teaching assistant covered his nose with a handkerchief and sprayed air freshener everywhere. “I already understand the uses of vacuum cleaners and induction cookers, however…”

He looked at the group of students below him and said directly, "Confiscate all other items that are not related to the lecture notes!!!"

"What?!" A chorus of questions arose from all around the room.

"That's so despicable!"

"Actually, it was you who wanted it, wasn't it?!"

"Since you're going to confiscate everything, then take everything else along with it!"

The teaching assistant snapped his fingers with a grin: "Don't talk back to me, you bunch of academic underachievers."

He leaned forward abruptly: "This is my class, I set the rules! I am the teacher—none of you are!"

"Damn it, that bastard..."

"How about we chip in and give Lu Nan some money so he can beat him up?"

"Great idea! You pay for it."

"I think I need to think about it some more..."

The teaching assistant grinned wickedly, feeling confident that he had it all figured out.

"This isn't a high school!"

"It's really unreasonable that the university didn't confiscate my belongings!"

These words did indeed make the teaching assistant look guilty: "We really don't have that kind of authority..."

Before everyone could even start to rejoice, they saw that guy reach out and grab everything, hugging it tightly to his chest: "But here, the rules are in place!!"

"what?!"

"Give it back to us, you bastard!"

"How can you call yourself an educator?!"

"Give me back my wife and daughters!!"

"Believe it or not, I'll post you online and gang up on you!"

"So what!" the teaching assistant laughed arrogantly. "Anyone who dares to defy me will have to repeat a year!!"

"asshole……!"

"Since things have come to this, let's just crush him completely!"

"You'd better not regret this, next assistant professor!"

"Shut up! You bunch of academic failures!!"

……

After a fierce fight, the teaching assistant gasped, "You bunch of brats... just how arrogant are you...!"

Iori took a breath and put her arm around Lu Nan's shoulder. Lu Nan refused to help no matter what, otherwise it would have been over long ago: "You're the one who should apologize to us!"

"Apologize to you?" The teaching assistant was stunned.

Iori wiped the sweat from her face: "Didn't you say before that it was the person who wrote this boring report who was wrong?"

"But your classes are so boring!"

Everyone stood up and said, "We didn't do this because we liked it."

"We just want you to apologize for falling asleep while listening to our report."

That's exactly how it is.

"..." The teaching assistant looked silently at the students in front of him and said in a low voice, "I will not take back what I said before."

Iori's expression hardened, and she immediately tried to pull out her small wallet to shake the biggest demon king next to her who had been slacking off, so he would protect her.

"However," the teaching assistant said somewhat embarrassedly, head down, "since you find my classes boring, I will reflect on that."

Everyone was delighted.

"Has he finally understood us?!"

"If you reason with them properly, they'll listen!"

The teaching assistant silently turned around and began rummaging through his things: "Oh right, to make the class less boring, so—"

He turned around, clutching a stack of test papers, and grinned menacingly, "Now, let's begin the pop quiz!"

"?!"

"..."

"What did you say, you bastard?!"

The teaching assistant didn't listen at all and just kept saying to herself, "The score on this test will have a significant impact on your academic credits!"

"What nonsense are you spouting, you despicable scoundrel!"

"Is this something a teacher should do?!"

"Show me shame!!"

The teaching assistant quickly changed the problem on the blackboard, turning the mechanics lecture into a pop quiz. He chuckled sinisterly, "Say what you want, you bunch of brats..."

"You'll regret it for defying your professors at university!!! Hehehehehe!!!"

……

However, I still managed to get the credits because I wrote the report carefully. Luckily, I studied hard for all the exam papers this time...

The teaching assistant was so angry that she slumped onto the table and wouldn't get up, like a child.

But obviously the story doesn't end there. Tomorrow afternoon is still this teaching assistant's class. What will happen then?

……

"Ahem, since someone complained yesterday that my class was boring, let's do a real experiment today."

The teaching assistant gave a strange smile: "The famous [Charpy Impact Experiment]."

Lu Nan is very bored now because Dai Miao went to the gym in the afternoon, and he is almost falling asleep in his chair.

Similarly, not only him, but also Kohei Iori and the scum group were very relaxed and even a little bored.

Because this course was too easy, both the experiments and the reports were very simple, to the point that even a simpleton like Lu Nan could easily handle it.

The teaching assistant swiftly moved over and smiled, "You guys look bored? No pressure?"

"Of course."

"It's so easy!"

The teaching assistant smiled: "I see. So, the experiment won't fail, right?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, and the teaching assistant's smile widened: "In that case, let's try a different way to conduct the experiment. Here, let's use this thing."

He handed me a pillow.

While everyone was still a bit confused, Lu Nan was already tied up in front of the hammer, his hands and feet were cuffed, a pillow was tied to his crotch, and in front of him was a solid hammer that was raised.

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Lu Nan was dumbfounded. He had just dozed off. What the hell was going on?

Have I been transported to the execution scene of Monokuma from Hope High School next door?!

Chapter 259 Charpy Impact Test

"No?! Can someone tell me what's going on?!" Lu Nan looked up at his surroundings in a daze.

Both the scum group and Kohei Iori decisively shifted their attention to the teaching assistant standing to the side.

The teaching assistant clapped his hands and chuckled: "This is a necessary sacrifice for the experiment."

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