He suddenly pointed at the bewildered Lu Nan: "If your grades are excellent, then calculating the height that won't cause your buttocks to explode shouldn't be a problem, right?!"
Lu Nan twitched his lips. "You mean you want me to entrust my little brother's life and death to these fools?"
This group of idiots are the kind of people who, if you ask them how to measure the number of field mice per acre in a field, will discuss it for a long time and then give you the ultimate crazy answer: a questionnaire survey.
If I hand it over to these people, I'll definitely get beaten up.
Even if you estimate that you won't suffer much damage in the end, which male can stay calm when faced with a hammer? If you suddenly groin-grab him, even Superman would have to take a step back.
This guy actually came up with such a dirty trick...!
"This is no longer a punishment game!"
"Even variety show comedians wouldn't use this kind of punishment, would they?!"
"You bastard, do you even deserve to be called human?!"
However, when faced with the questioning, the teaching assistant just laughed and said, "Isn't this a good thing? After all..."
He looked at the group of scum across from him and pointed down: "Not everyone has the opportunity to use their genitals."
"Are you asking for a beating, you bastard!"
The scumbag group immediately panicked, especially Yamamoto, who, as the ultimate virgin, had completely turned red.
Iori twitched her lips. That's what she said, but didn't this guy just drag the only person who could use his lower body up there?
The teaching assistant smiled and held out his hand, saying, "The experiment can be done five times. If you don't break the pattern even once, you won't get any points."
Iori's expression changed: "That damn professor! He actually wants to do it five times! Even Lu Nan couldn't handle that, right?"
Lu Nan laughed angrily: "BYD should be one per person, right? I think you're a jerk too."
However, this restraint was no match for Lu Nan. He broke free with a little effort, after all, he didn't trust these four fools.
Lu Nan stretched his shoulders, pulled out the pillow and threw it on the ground, looking speechless: "I just took a nap and you gave me such a big task, are you guys crazy?"
He didn't believe it was all just the professor's order, or that these guys were specifically tasked with helping out.
However, since the experiment is a formal classroom assignment, it is still very necessary to study it.
So the five of them gathered together to discuss it, and finally successfully came up with a plan.
Since it has to be done five times in total, and you must fail at least once, the safest approach is to ensure failure after the first attempt reaches a similar height.
The next step involves continuous adjustments and error calculations, which will eventually lead to a perfect solution on the final attempt.
But now a problem has arisen, because the first person to go up... is certain to die!
"So, Yamamoto, are you ready?" Nojima asked, looking at Yamamoto beside him.
Yamamoto was taken aback: "What do you mean, 'Am I ready?' Why me?!"
"Because you're the one who's useless."
"You bastard! Want to fight?!"
Yamamoto coughed twice and looked at Kohei: "Logically speaking, it would be best if Kohei, who has absolutely no interest in the three-dimensional world, came!"
"That makes sense!" ×3
"What?" Kohei shook his head in refusal. "Listen carefully, these aren't ordinary eggs. They're for the middle school girls your brother admires..."
"..."
"Okay, let's start with this guy."
"I support eliminating crime in principle."
"Professor! Do you have one of those electric chairs over here? The high-powered kind... like the one Wu Jin had? That's so exciting!"
The crowd rushed forward and grabbed Gengping, preparing to escort him to the execution platform.
"Stop it!"
"Who should stop now?!"
"You dangerous individual who attempted a crime!"
"Go ahead and capture it!"
Kohei broke out in a cold sweat. If he went up there, would he even survive? No, he had to think of something...
correct!
He suddenly looked at Iori and shouted, "We should start with Iori!"
"Oh? Reason?" Lu Nan raised an eyebrow.
Kohei gave a sinister smile: "The reason..."
Iori's scumbag intuition suddenly realized something was wrong; this guy was definitely going to...
"One day he'll... Guh!"
Before he could finish speaking, Kohei was lulled to sleep by Iori's chop to the neck.
Iori stood still, expressionless, bent down, and pulled Kohei by the leg, leading him towards the experimental area: "Since Kohei agrees, let's begin the experiment."
"Isn't this guy a bit too ruthless?" Yamamoto and Nojima looked at each other in disbelief.
When Kohei suddenly woke up, he was shocked to find himself tied up in the testing area, with a pillow tied around his crotch and a hammer raised high in front of him.
"Holy crap! Let me go!"
"Tsk, he's actually awake! Speed things up! Start the experiment immediately!" Lu Nan shouted.
"Ready!" Iori shouted.
"This side too!" ×2
"Wait! Let me tell you! I actually..."
"OK, debugging complete! Begin the experiment!!" With Lu Nan's command, Iori slammed the button down.
"Oh my gosh!"
……
Gengping lay on the ground, convulsing and uttering incoherent cries of pain.
"Oh dear, 150 degrees is really too high." Lu Nan sighed, "I thought the distance was about right."
"Lowering it a bit more next time should be fine."
"Let's try 130; it would be good to have some experimental data."
“That makes sense.” Lu Nan looked up at the three people in front of him. “Alright, next one—”
The three of them, Iori and Iori, tacitly looked away.
Kohei struggled to lift his head from the ground and said in a hoarse voice, "Next... next subject... let me choose!"
"That's a truly powerful move, like a hero cutting off his own arm. Well then, you can choose!" Lu Nan decided on the outcome directly.
As for who Kohei ultimately chose, it was naturally unsurprising that it was Iori.
"Please, Iori."
"No way, you bastard!!" Iori's face was full of rejection; what difference was there between going up there and dying instantly? "Let's play rock-paper-scissors! How about we play rock-paper-scissors?!"
"What are you saying!" Lu Nan said with a look of dissatisfaction. "This is the guidance of Kohei, the Heroic Spirit who was the first to go up for our experiment. Are you going to refuse it?!"
"Tsk..." Iori clicked her tongue, her face turning ugly. There was no way she could stand on moral grounds. If things continued like this, wouldn't she end up with nothing?!
That kind of thing... absolutely not!!
Since things have come to this, we can only go to Kohei. If we can use our brotherhood well, we can get Yamamoto or Nojima to take over!
Chapter 260 The Coefficient of Resentment N
"Kouhei! We're best friends, right?" Iori asked anxiously.
Kohei raised his head and said weakly, "Iori, don't be anxious, I have something to tell you..."
He leaned close to Iori's ear and whispered, "Actually, I have past experimental reports."
"!"
Iori was startled: "Oh! That means that!"
Kohei nodded, stood up shakily, picked up a stack of documents, and patted them: "Yes, that means as long as we follow this, it will work!"
Iori was overjoyed and immediately high-fived Kohei in celebration: "Let's complete the experiment safely together!"
Click—
Iori successfully stood on the execution platform, but her expression at this moment was somewhat indifferent and even a little amused.
Lu Nan looked at the report that Iori handed him: "If we follow this, the calculated result is 138 degrees."
Gengping carefully adjusted the prescription, trying his best to ensure that it was accurate to the slightest degree.
Seeing him like this, Iori felt even more at ease and even had the mind to joke: "Heh heh, that's pretty high. If it hits you, it might hurt a bit."
With all the tests completed, Lu Nan announced, "Yi Zhi, it's time to begin."
"Oh!"
Iori replied nonchalantly, "This is an open-book exam, how could I possibly get it wrong?"
“Iori, by the way,” Kohei said menacingly as he approached.
"Hmm?" Iori turned his head in confusion, a smile still on his face.
Kohei held up the report, a knowing smile on his face: "This is what previous reports commented on my report."
Iori saw it; on the back of the report, the words "Completely Wrong! Redo!" were clearly written in large letters.
Iori's pupils dilated sharply, and she immediately turned to look at Lu Nan: "Wait! Lu..."
"start up!"
But Lu Nan had already pressed the button, and in Iori's despairing gaze, the hammer trembled slightly twice...
……
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