Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

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A sudden clap of thunder echoed over Yiqing University, followed by a torrential downpour.

Iori performed a classic backhand throw, lying on his side on the ground, writhing continuously.

"Is this guy dead?" Nojima said with some concern.

"It's alright, this guy is a scourge that will live a long life, nothing will happen to him," Lu Nan said with a smile, as he carefully looked at the report in his hand.

"I never said my report was correct, did I?" Kohei was pleased and chuckled.

"I definitely didn't say that. You're really cunning." Yamamoto was speechless.

"Who will do the next experiment?" Kohei asked.

Nojima and Yamamoto immediately started passing the buck to each other.

“Let Iori choose the candidate later. Kohei, come here for a second, I’ve noticed something.” Lu Nan pointed to a spot on the report and said, “You didn’t use the wrong formula, but the calculation was wrong. In other words, as long as the calculation is accurate, the final result will be perfect.”

Iori swayed as she stood up and moved to the table: "I'll do the calculations... By the way, Nojima will be next."

"Huh?! Why should I?!"

"After all, having longer legs is an advantage."

“Then it really has to be me.” Nojima walked directly to the execution platform.

A moment later, Iori looked up and shouted, "It's all calculated, 134°!"

Lu Nan nodded to indicate that he understood, and then began to adjust the parameters.

Nojima's lips twitched: "To be honest, I still don't quite trust you guys."

Iori and Kohei immediately flashed innocent smiles: "What are you talking about? How could we possibly harm you? Aren't we friends?"

"That's right, don't worry, the calculation is correct, the parameters we calculated are the same."

“Even so…” Nojima took a deep breath.

Yamamoto was a little bored, so he picked up the report and started reading it. But as he read, his eyes suddenly widened in horror. The answer on the report was clearly 101°!

At this moment, Iori and Kohei continued to comfort Nojima.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're way too tense!"

"Yeah, yeah, relax a bit!"

These two guys... they lie so naturally, it's like... devils!

With Lu Nan pressing the button, another heartbroken person was added to the world.

Ignoring Nojima, who was convulsing on the ground, Iori and Kohei blocked Yamamoto's escape route with smiles on their faces.

"What, what are you going to do!" Yamamoto hugged himself in terror.

"What are you talking about, Yamamoto? It's your turn," Iori said with a smile.

“Yes, Yamamoto, let’s start from 133°?” Kohei said with a smile.

"No way, you bastard!" Yamamoto retreated even further: "Why did you set it so high when we already got a result of 101 degrees?!"

"You asked about that?"

Iori and Kohei exchanged a glance and simultaneously revealed a sinister smile.

"Because of this result..."

"It must be multiplied by the coefficient N."

"Multiplied by a coefficient N? What coefficient N?" Yamamoto asked, somewhat puzzled.

The two men grabbed Yamamoto's shoulders to prevent him from escaping.

"It's a coefficient N filled with resentment!!"

"No!!!"

"Awooooo!!"

……

Finally, everyone's attention focused on Lu Nan. Lu Nan, holding the report, looked up at the four of them and raised an eyebrow: "What, even I have to go?"

"After all, everyone else has come, it wouldn't be right for you not to come, would it?"

“That makes sense, Lu Nan.”

Lu Nan shrugged: "I don't care if you want me, but let's make this clear beforehand: that thing can't hold me back. I can't guarantee what I might do if I get startled and have a stroke, breaking free of control."

Seeing the broken set of handcuffs behind Lu Nan, everyone's expression changed. That was indeed the case.

"But we have to do the experiment five times. What about the last one?" Iori scratched his head in distress. "We can't just have one of the four of us go up again, can we?"

"Oh? Lu Nan, are you doing an experiment here?" A clear, teasing female voice came from inside. Banami peeked in from the corridor window and said with a grin, "Looking at the report so intently, what kind of experiment are you doing?"

Lu Nan closed the report and smiled slightly: "You'll find out soon enough."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

……

Banami stared blankly at the iron hammer opposite her, then looked down at the pillow strapped to her body and asked, somewhat bewildered, "What kind of experiment are you doing?"

Lu Nan was adjusting the values ​​and replied absentmindedly, "Shabi Impact Experiment, but I prefer to call this thing the Bird Destroyer now."

"???"

Banami exclaimed in shock, "Wait! I don't have that thing, why are you looking for me?! Help! Help!!!"

Chapter 261 Special Education

Unfortunately, in the end, Hanami escaped unscathed; Hanami's attack directly brought Chisa to the rescue.

Left with no other choice, Lu Nan had to give up his tempting idea of ​​bullying Banami.

"What do we do now? We still need one more experiment," Iori said, distressed.

Lu Nan stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then suddenly looked towards where the teaching assistant was.

"Why do you think it has to be us conducting the experiment last time?"

Following Lu Nan's gaze, everyone spotted the teaching assistant sitting in a chair, secretly playing on his phone and smiling with a hint of curiosity. They immediately understood.

Suddenly, a very eerie laugh came from that side.

……

"professor!!!"

The sudden shout startled the teaching assistant, who quickly put his phone in his pocket.

He stared blankly at the five tearful people in front of him.

"We were wrong, Professor!"

"I really feel bad for underestimating the experiment, Professor!"

"Please teach us mechanics of materials, Professor!"

"They all need your personal instruction, Professor!"

The teaching assistant stroked his chin, a knowing look on his face. It seemed these guys had made a mistake after all; they really were academic underachievers. "Heh heh, finally realizing you were too young?"

Yes! ×5

"So, Professor! Please come and guide us young people! I beg you!" Lu Nan exclaimed, his face full of expectation.

The teaching assistant smiled helplessly: "Alright! I, the professor, will give you special guidance!! Just you wait and see!"

……

By the time the teaching assistant realized what was happening, he was already tied to the execution platform.

“Then, I’ll leave the demonstration to you, Professor,” Iori said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, ah, spread your legs a little wider, Professor." Kohei carefully helped the professor straighten the wrinkles in his clothes so that the guy's death wouldn't be so unsightly.

"Just a friendly reminder, Professor, if you don't tighten your lower abdomen later, you might die," Lu Nan said with a sigh, patting the professor on the shoulder.

"..."

After a long silence, the teaching assistant looked up and said, "As expected, you guys are still too young."

A smile played on his lips, as if he didn't care at all, and he said to himself, "How could my calculations be wrong!"

“Set it to 101°!” he shouted.

"Yes!"

"I will follow the professor's instructions!"

Once everyone was ready, Lu Nan shouted, "I'm all set, Professor! Shall we begin?!"

"We can start anytime!" the teaching assistant said nonchalantly, even slightly raising his hips.

He smiled confidently: "Just watch my perfect calculation! Watch and learn! The hammer will stop 1mm between the thighs, not a millimeter off! That's my perfect calculation!"

"Professor! Start it!" Lu Nan received a look from Iori and promptly pressed the button.

Just as the teaching assistant thought everything was going according to his calculations, his gaze suddenly caught something strange.

On the side of the hammer hung a small, insignificant weight, weighing only three hundred grams, but at this moment it became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

This means that all the teaching assistant's calculations were completely wasted.

And the price to pay is...

"Awooooo!!"

……

Finally, with the teaching assistant providing final supplementary instruction while keeping her legs tucked together, a lively practical experiment class came to a successful conclusion in an atmosphere of respect for teachers.

Of course, we must remind everyone in the end:

The Charpy shock experiment is a highly unpredictable experiment. Before attempting the same actions described in the book, please ensure you receive special training, purchase insurance, and be prepared for potential failure. Children should not attempt to imitate this!