Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Lu Nan paused his step, then smoothly retracted it and sat down in the chair, smiling as he said, "Actually, I'm quite interested in maid outfits and such. It would be great if I could go once."

……

Pan-Dimensional Commercial Street is hailed as a paradise for anime and manga enthusiasts in Lanhai City.

There are many shops here with anime and manga elements, which is quite dazzling.

"So why did we have to go so far?" Iori felt like she was about to die from the heat, but the other two seemed completely unaffected.

Lu Nan is quite inhuman, he knows it himself. The key is that Kohei is also very enthusiastic, as if he doesn't feel the heat at all. Is this the power of faith?

“You know, the entrance to the dream world is always this far away.” Kohei took a deep breath. “The air smells so sweet~”

"Alright, alright, what shops do you want to go to?" Lu Nan asked, since it wasn't good to just wander around outside all the time.

Kohei flipped through the notes in his hand: "Yes, there are, but doesn't Iori not really like maids?"

Iori crossed her arms: "Because it reminds me of my embarrassing past."

“That’s it.” Kohei closed his notebook. “That’s why I specifically avoided maid cafes for you.”

Lu Nan nodded: "Yes, yes, it's right for men to plow and women to weave."

Iori couldn't hold back any longer: "What kind of bullshit is this? It's so damn bizarre, and why am I the woman?"

"Okay, the shop is here."

Soon after, Kohei led everyone to a shop with a rather cute decor.

"So I switched to Sister's Cafe."

The two female signboard girls, wearing cat ears, struck adorable poses: "Welcome back, big brother~"

"..."

Lu Nan suddenly took a step back and shielded Iori in front of him.

This consonant sound makes you want to die.

Iori's expression shifted, sounding somewhat constipated: "You're making me even less willing to go in, you know."

Kohei looked puzzled: "Why don't you want to?"

Iori growled, "Of course it's because I have a real sister! How can anyone look at that like that?!"

"Roar?"

Kohei suddenly grabbed Iori's chin with a menacing grin: "So you mean showing off?"

"I dare not..."

That being said, neither Lu Nan nor Iori really wanted to go in. Lu Nan disliked this style and even felt a little awkward, while Iori felt it was too disconcerting because she actually had a younger sister.

The two female shop assistants were still steaming at that moment.

"Ugh! My brother took so long to come back!"

We've been waiting for you!

"Haha, hello everyone." Iori greeted them awkwardly and then exchanged a glance with Lu Nan.

Use your invincible super brain to think of a solution!

My super brain tells me it's time to go, but my super greed tells me I have to stay and have a meal first.

【No way, damn it, is this super greedy?!】

Iori was out of options; he really wanted to run away, but Kohei was already pressing his index finger against his carotid artery from behind.

And Lu Nan, his only teammate, has been completely controlled by his insane greed and can't be relied on at all.

Now I can only put Xiao Shia out of my mind and keep my mind free of distractions.

Lu Nan's expression kept changing; he was torn between refusing to eat for free from his brother and the embarrassing situation of his shoe sole bursting.

If you want to eat for free from your brothers, you have to go in and suffer. If you don't go in, it's like losing money. Is that okay?

Chapter 309 Cocktail (Bonus Chapter for Bounty, Thank You Everyone)

"Kouhei, can I get cash for this meal? I want to go home."

Lu Nan tugged at Geng Ping's collar.

"Huh? What do you take me for, you bastard?"

Meanwhile, Iori's long-held mental preparation crumbled the moment she saw the shop assistant's business card.

Fourteen years old, the same age as Xiao Shi, you bastard!

"Just call her Shiori~"

Iori covered her face: "Please let me go home, I'm begging you."

But this explanation seemed to upset the shop assistant, who immediately said, looking aggrieved, "Oh? Brother, you're leaving already?"

"No...that..."

Seeing the shop assistant, Iori, sobbing, I felt so embarrassed I was about to explode.

"Iori, you're so rude."

"Yeah, you actually made her cry, you're really inhuman."

"You two bastards who kicked me when I was down..." Iori gritted her teeth and stepped forward apologetically, "Um, sorry..."

Are you truly sorry?

"Yes, I really mean it."

"Then, would you like to be Shiori's older brother?"

Iori looked away, and Kohei pressed his finger against Iori's carotid artery from behind, his voice threatening: "Hey, Iori, hurry up and answer me."

"Yes, yes, I'm willing."

"The human world is probably going to need alkyl palladium nitrogen." Lu Nan sighed, feeling that the future of humanity was probably bleak.

……

"Welcome home again, my three older brothers~" Shiori greeted them with a smile.

"Yes, I'm back!" Kohei replied with a strong voice.

"Hello..." Iori seemed a little uncomfortable.

"..." Lu Nan felt uneasy.

As if suddenly remembering something, Shiori said, "Oh, and I almost forgot, what should I call my brothers?"

Kohei was the first to answer: "Just call me Kohei-nii!"

"Okay~ What about that brother over there?" Shiori's gaze shifted to Iori.

Before Iori could speak, Kohei answered first.

"Oh, this one? You can just call him the perverted half-naked brother."

"This name sounds exactly like a criminal's name!" Iori almost choked and collapsed to the ground to enjoy the good life.

"I understand~ And what about this brother?"

Lu Nan twitched his lips: "My name is Lu Nan, you can call me whatever you like."

It wasn't until he had to say it himself that Lu Nan realized how thick-skinned Kohei must be to allow people to call him "Kohei-nii" without batting an eye.

"So, Kohei-nii, the perverted half-naked nii, and the handsome nii, when you need to call me, just call me 'Shiori-chan meow meow' as usual~"

After saying that, Shiori skipped away excitedly.

"How cute~" Kohei said with a contented expression.

"Where's the cuteness?!" Iori just wanted to leave: "The fact that he can call out that name without batting an eye means there's definitely something wrong with this store! And why is this guy called a handsome older brother?!"

"Obviously, but to be honest, they're really dedicated." Lu Nan sighed, thinking, "It's true that making money is hard and getting by is tough."

Looking down at the menu, Lu Nan realized there was a reason for the service's dedication; the items were all quite expensive, which was probably due to the service premium.

"They actually have drinks here?" Lu Nan looked at the labels "[Sister's Special Light and Airy Cocktail]" and "[Sister's Signature Cute Cocktail]" and felt his vision go black.

Will drinking this wine really prevent abortion?

"Do you have any drinks?" Iori wanted to have some drinks so that things wouldn't be so awkward.

"Hi, I'd like to order something... What do you want?"

Iori looked at Kohei, who was blocking his face with his fingers, with a somewhat bewildered expression.

“Iori, that’s not how you order,” Kohei said earnestly. “You should have been told how to order beforehand.”

"I know, but I can't bring myself to say it."

“The problem isn’t there,” Kohei said seriously. “You need to understand one thing: this space was created by everyone together. Some people may feel awkward, but everyone has been tacitly maintaining it.”

"How can your little personal fuss spoil everyone's fun?"

Iori fell silent, because no matter what, Kohei's words made a lot of sense.

Lu Nan wanted to run away even more. Wasn't this just putting someone on the hot seat? Did he really have to shout out those lines?

Oh well, I'll just order something when Iori calls it out later. That's just how I am.

Iori stroked her chin thoughtfully. Once you're in the store, you have to follow the rules. Since they expect customers to enjoy themselves, I at least have to put on a good show.

"This time I have to admit, you were absolutely right!"

"Do you finally understand me?"

“Yes, I’ll do as the Romans do! Little Shiori meow meow…”

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"?!"

Iori suddenly turned around and looked at Lu Nan and Kohei, who were holding up their phones.

Lu Nan gave an embarrassed laugh: "Sorry, my phone is too old. You know, it makes these weird little noises. Don't mind it."