Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"Yeah yeah."

"You bastards, you're recording this, you idiots!!!" Iori was furious, "You have to delete it, you hear me?!"

"Okay, okay, I promise to delete it."

Shiori walked over and asked with a smile, "Brother, did you call me?"

Iori gave an awkward smile: "Yes, um, ordering."

"Okay!"

“This cocktail…” Iori suddenly noticed her phone on the table light up; a new message had been sent to the diving club’s WeChat group.

【Super Thug Lu Xiaonan】: 【Sent a video】May the heroic figure of Iori be remembered for generations.

Kohei grinned: "What great shots, Iori! Look at you..."

"You two..." Iori stood up and grinned maliciously, "Only one of us three will be able to walk out of here today. Pray!"

……

Lu Nan clapped his hands, ignoring the two people lying on the table, seemingly lifeless, and picked up the menu, saying to Shiori, whose expression remained unchanged, "Sorry to keep you waiting, give me one of these cocktails."

Shiori smiled: "Which cocktail would you like? The 'Little Sister's Special Light and Airy Cocktail' or the 'Little Sister's Signature Cute and Adorable Cocktail'?"

Lu Nan paused for a moment: "Let's go with the one in front."

"Huh? Which one is that in front? I don't know, brother. Can you explain it more clearly? Which one is it?" Shiori's smile became even brighter.

Lu Nan blushed, and after holding it in for a long time, gritted her teeth and said, "It's this [Sister's Special Light and Airy Cocktail]!"

"Okay~ One special cocktail~ Bye-bye, brother~" Shiori smiled and left, leaving behind Lu Nan, whose face was as red as a teapot, and two lewd men who were secretly taking pictures.

Chapter 310 Actually Bigger Than You

Seeing another video appear in the group chat, Lu Nan gritted his teeth: "You two bastards really don't miss any opportunity."

"Just kidding... I have to make you famous for all time, you bastard." Iori smiled. It was worth it, everything was worth it.

"If I don't record it, then I've come all this way for nothing." Kohei quickly encrypted and backed up the data, so that even if his phone suddenly exploded, the two videos he had just recorded would be completely safe.

"Two births..."

Shiori walked over with three cocktails, smiling, and said, "My little sister's special 'Light and Airy' cocktails are here! Sorry to keep you waiting, big brother—"

"Let the three older brothers join Shiori in casting magic!"

"What does it mean?"

"What kind of magic?"

"I've got my brother's problem!!"

What followed was an abstract performance that was simply too much for the audience to look at.

Lu Nan wanted to find some sentences and words to describe that scene, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't find the right words. In the end, he could only sigh in bewilderment.

He probably went too far last night and is now hallucinating, otherwise how could he see such inhuman things?

It's like hell.

“Alright, brother, savor this overflowing love~” Shiori smiled and gestured.

"..."

Lu Nan stared at the drink in front of him in silence. Should he drink it? He didn't want to drink it at all; that son of a bitch Gengping had put it in there.

But why not drink it if it's free? My greed is about to take hold.

But you can't drink it! Kohei just performed a ritual on it!!!

Lu Nan swallowed hard, then pushed the cocktail in front of him toward Iori with trembling hands.

"What does that mean?" Iori was still reeling from the abstract performance and felt a tightness in her chest, as if she wanted to choke and let the breath out.

Lu Nan forced a dry laugh: "No, you drink this one. I'm allergic to alcohol today. This is full of love, I can't drink it."

His heart was bleeding; this was practically snatching food from a tiger's mouth! How despicable!

Iori was speechless, pointing at Kohei who was savoring the moment with obvious delight: "What love? This guy has taken up 90% of all the love!"

But all I can say is that Iori is indeed Iori; she really can drink it.

Shiori placed three more omelet rice dishes on the table: "And some cute little omelet rice dishes too~"

“Omelette rice is our signature dish,” Kohei nodded repeatedly.

Iori suddenly realized: "I know that, you mean the one who can draw hearts and other patterns with ketchup, right?"

Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief. Okay, it seems this can be eaten now.

"Hmph~" Shiori waved her finger and blinked, saying, "It's not that simple."

"Our family is different; we write direct comments about my brother on the omelet rice!"

Iori immediately became interested; this was quite intriguing.

They didn't see what was in Kohei's omelet rice, but Kohei seemed quite satisfied. It was probably something like, "I love my brother the most!" or "My brother is so handsome and awesome!"

After all, who doesn't like being praised? Especially a shop that specializes in selling emotional value.

A short while later, Iori finished writing her own. Iori looked down curiously and her expression froze.

[My favorite perverted half-naked older brother ~ Shiori] was followed by an adorable cat head and little stars.

But no matter how cute she is, it doesn't make Iori's mood cute right now.

It's more accurate to say that he feels like he's been screwed over.

"Oh~ How embarrassing~" Shiori turned her head away shyly.

Iori's face darkened. This guy was definitely holding back laughter!

Kohei's face was filled with jealousy: "That damned Kitahara..."

"Seriously? You're envious of this too?!" Iori was speechless.

Next, only Lu Nan's turn was left. Lu Nan waited for Shiori to hand over the omelet rice, but when he looked down, he froze on the spot.

There was nothing else on it except a string of numbers and symbols whose meaning was unknown.

If I had to put it in a way... it's somewhat like a signal.

"Um... is this a typo?" Lu Nan asked, pointing to the omelet rice with some uncertainty.

"No, it's definitely nothing strange. Don't write it down and then search for it to add me as a friend and start a sweet romance, okay? Shiori doesn't know what it is either, but it's definitely not Shiori's WeChat ID!"

"..."

Of course it is! They're practically wearing their true intentions on their sleeves!

Lu Nan hesitated to move. If the age on the other person's ID card was correct, he might be in big trouble. He already felt that some kind of censored mythical beast had locked onto him.

Iori decisively turned on her phone: "...Hello, is this 1100?"

Kohei seemed to be mutating on the table: "You monstrous scum..."

Lu Nan looked constipated: "No way, how the hell can this be my fault?!"

"Don't worry, brothers, we..."

Before Shiori could finish speaking, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from the side.

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and found that it was another female shop assistant who had greeted them at the store entrance earlier.

"Brother, you were about to touch me just now, weren't you?"

"No way!" the lewd customer said with a grin. "There's nothing wrong with physical contact between siblings, right?"

Looking at the noisy commotion over there, Iori asked with some surprise, "Are there really customers like this?"

"After all, there's alcohol available," Shiori said with a hint of helplessness.

Lu Nan and Geng Ping stood up from their chairs at the same time, and Yi Zhi quickly grabbed them, asking, "Where are you two going?"

Kohei's expression twisted into a grimace: "Go save my sister who's in danger."

Lu Nan, carrying a chair, said matter-of-factly, "I'm in a bad mood, so I want to bribe someone."

"Can you two old men calm down? There are so many people here. It will be difficult to handle if we can't find a place to dispose of the body."

"It's alright, brother," Shiori smiled. "We can just use magic spells to deal with people like that!"

Kohei was immediately intrigued: "A magic spell?!"

Although Lu Nan wasn't entirely convinced, he decided to see how the other person handled it. If things didn't go well, he'd just kick the seam of the other person's pants open.

The shop assistant on the other side seemed to have gotten annoyed by the nagging and fell silent.

Meanwhile, the sleazy customer was still muttering greasy words.

The shop assistant said quietly, "Um, brother."

"What's wrong, little sister?"

“She said she’s my sister—” The shop assistant seemed to take something out of her pocket and hold it up in front of the harassing customer.

The shop assistant said with a mocking and sarcastic look, "But actually, all the girls here are older than you."

Chapter 311 This time they're in a hurry.

However, this so-called magic spell not only harmed the lewd customer, but also a certain blond otaku who had always had beautiful fantasies.

"I said, is it about time to go back? I still need to pick up Daimiao on the way." Lu Nan looked at Gengping squatting in the alley with a bit of helplessness.

"Let's go, or we'll miss the train." Iori sighed, "No matter how I look at it, that height doesn't seem like that of a 14-year-old."

Kohei huddled on the spot, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams: "I can't walk anymore..."

……

"I said, what are you doing? Why aren't you working properly and instead of staring at me like that?"

Lu Nan crossed his arms and stared speechlessly at Sakura Tokushima across from him.