Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Chi Yue nodded: "Okay, I'll go now."

For someone whose job depends on their looks, an injury to their face would normally require them to go to the hospital immediately. The reason they've stayed is because this opportunity is just too important to them.

He turned and grasped Kohei's hand: "Brother, I'm counting on you for everything!"

Kohei nodded calmly: "Okay, leave it to me. I'll do my best to get the autograph."

……

Finally, after painstakingly filming the introductions to the attractions, the director had to give up on the other segments. Now, all they can do is pin their hopes on the lunchtime food review.

Good morning, everyone!

"I'm Takahashi Rina! Nice to meet you!"

A clear female voice rang out at the door, successfully attracting Lu Nan and Yi Zhi's attention.

After observing the situation from his old spot, Lu Nan concluded: "No wonder she's a model."

Iori exclaimed, "What beautiful legs!"

Aina Yoshihara's voice held a hint of envy: "And her face is so small too."

Chisa nodded below: "She's a different type of beauty from Azusa-senpai."

Lu Nan shook his head: "Then there's no comparison."

Iori rolled her eyes; this kind of love-struck person is the most terrifying.

Kohei also came over, his eyes indifferent: "One nose and one pair of eyes, I thought the model would be a little different."

He looked at Iori, narrowing his eyes: "You wouldn't happen to be interested in her, would you?"

You just said you liked Chisa and this happened so soon? You bastard, I definitely won't let you have your way.

Iori was taken aback and turned to look at Kohei. What nonsense was this guy spouting? She hadn't hidden the fact that she liked Chisa from him, so how could he not know? What did this mean? Could it be...?

Iori narrowed her eyes: "So, you're quite interested too?"

Could this guy have fallen for her? What about the corpse beast?

Kohei clicked his tongue and repeated, "Also?"

Iori also clicked her tongue: "Also?"

Chisa and Yoshihara Aina looked at the two who were bickering for some reason, somewhat bewildered, and then looked at Lu Nan with some confusion.

Lu Nan held the dorky cat and thought for a moment: "To be honest, I feel that these two people have misunderstood each other for no reason, but my personal opinion is that it doesn't matter. I want to see bloodshed."

Kohei crossed his arms: "Someone like you will only get hanged if you get close to them, right?"

Iori retorted, "You are! You'll definitely get arrested if you take your clothes off in front of the camera again!"

Kohei shrugged: "Go tell that to the shirt."

Lu Nan asked in surprise, "Pressure is a piece of clothing?"

Yoshihara Aina sighed, "Really... Kohei, wait for me."

As she spoke, she walked to the back.

Takahashi Rana peeked over, saw Kohei, and bowed: "Good morning, Mr. Ikegoshi!"

Kohei was startled and darted behind Iori, raising his hand tremblingly: "Good morning..."

Xiao Lan asked curiously, "Is that gentleman over there a friend of Mr. Chi Yue?"

“Absolutely not.” Kohei immediately refused.

Iori smiled: "This guy is right, I'm an employee at this diving shop."

You think you're going to chase girls after your friends kicking me out? Dream on! With me around, don't even think about it! Iori glanced at Kohei sideways.

Kohei gritted his teeth. Was this guy doing this on purpose, jumping around here to attract attention...? What do you take Kotegawa, and everything that happened between us, for?! You're not getting away with this!

Lu Nan stroked his chin, looking at the two of them: "Hey Daimiao, I have a feeling that these two are thinking about something interesting. Is it just my imagination?"

Daimiao glanced at them a few times and replied, "They just assumed the other liked the woman on the other side, and they were afraid of hurting their friend's feelings and were confused and angry about their good brother's sudden change of heart, meow."

Lu Nan snapped his fingers: "As expected of you, Dai Miao."

Chapter 368 You Absolutely Won't Succeed

"Oh? So Mr. Ikegoshi's friend is a shop assistant," Takahashi Rana said with a smile. "If it's convenient, could you please take us out for fun after work?"

She said with some anticipation, "After all, it's not easy to come to the southern islands, and I want to enjoy the seaside again."

Iori was taken aback, the words of refusal already rising in her throat.

What a joke! How could someone in this situation possibly go out with other girls? That's practically suicide!

If Lu Nan knew he did this, he would definitely laugh himself to death, after all, he had been so confident before.

However, since they were guests, it wasn't appropriate to directly refuse them: "Well... actually, I haven't been here long either, and there are many things I don't understand. If you need a guide, I personally recommend Sister Yuko, she's a local, or Mr. John."

Gengping said calmly, "I'm not going."

Takahashi Rina nodded with some regret: "I see, I understand."

Iori and Kohei were both somewhat surprised. What did the other party mean by this? Didn't they just say they were interested?

Lu Nan turned away, somewhat disappointed.

"Looks like there's nothing fun to watch, this is so boring."

However, if these two were to actually start a fight over this misunderstanding, Lu Nan would definitely go up and punch each of them to calm them down.

But ending it so abruptly feels like a letdown; I was hoping for some heated debate.

Silly Cat, munching on a dried fish, thought, "My hormones have cooled down, meow."

"Your boss's excitement has subsided, huh? What a pity."

"We're about to start the machine! Mr. Chi Yue! Ms. Lana, please come over here!"

After the director called out in this direction, everyone quickly scattered to find their own positions.

Just as Kohei was about to follow Takahashi Rina to start the machine, someone called out to him.

“Kou… Mr. Ikekoshi, please wait a moment.”

Mana Yoshihara ran over and handed the short-sleeved shirt in her hand to Kohei: "This is borrowed from me, please wear it."

Kohei nodded, took the short-sleeved shirt, and put it on.

Yoshihara Aina frowned in displeasure: "You're so careless. You're going to be on TV later."

She reached out and smoothed out the wrinkles in Kohei's clothes, saying earnestly, "Listen, remember to put your clothes on properly!"

Kohei looked down at Yoshihara Mana and suddenly smiled: "Of course I know."

Who do you take me for?

……

Kohei always thought he might never make any friends in his life. He was a hardcore shut-in, and he knew this clearly. He never even dared to hope for such a luxury as friends.

But two scumbags, like demons, barged into his world and dragged him into hell.

He was initially somewhat dissatisfied, but gradually, he suddenly felt that the wind of hell was quite warm, and it seemed not so bad.

He gradually gathered around him with people who could go crazy and make a fuss with him, and his memories, besides the anime and lesbians in the dimly lit room, also included other things.

Therefore, this kind of life... absolutely cannot be disrupted by some sudden accident, absolutely not.

"That concludes my testimony," Kohei said calmly.

The director froze, covering his face in disbelief, and said, "No, you haven't said a single thing since the beginning! What's this 'testimony' nonsense?! I'm asking why you appeared on camera wearing a short-sleeved shirt on your upper body and only your underwear on your lower body!!!"

Kohei crossed his arms: "This is the conclusion I came to after careful consideration."

"Is the conclusion you reached after thinking it through the whole thing what constitutes a psychopathic persona?!"

"I just can't do anything with you." Kohei smiled indulgently. "I'll tie a napkin around my neck when I eat."

"What about clothes other than napkins?"

"I haven't considered that."

"Isn't that even more insane?!" The director was even more exasperated.

Yoshihara Aina was getting a little frustrated: "I just reminded you!"

Kohei covered his face: "Actually, I've been very careful myself..."

"If you had been more careful, this wouldn't have happened, right?!"

Lu Nan looked at the photos in his hand with satisfaction. They were really not bad. He added another ugly photo to his collection. They were so embarrassing that they were ridiculous.

I can't hold it in anymore, I never expected there would be such an amazing program.

"Iori, what do you think of my photo... what's that expression on your face?" Lu Nan looked at Iori, who was gritting her teeth, somewhat bewildered.

"This guy... he's definitely trying to show off and attract that woman's attention!" Iori said angrily. "Damn it... you'll never succeed!"

Seeing Iori preparing to engage in lane, Lu Nan's eyes suddenly lit up. "Great! I didn't expect there to be free DLC?!"

Iori leaned close to Takahashi Rana, who was still somewhat dazed: "Sorry, you saw something unclean. That guy's brain has been..."

Iori held up her index finger and twirled it next to her head: "You know what I mean?"

"Uh..." Takahashi Rina looked shocked.

"What are you saying?" Kohei, who was only wearing underwear at the time, suddenly put his arm around Iori and Lunan, who was watching the show from the side: "This is how we are most natural."

Lu Nan looked at Geng Ping with a blank expression. "If you guys are going to do this, why did you include me too?"

Takahashi Rina's voice was filled with shock and a hint of regret: "Um... have the three of you always been like this?"

Kohei nodded: "Of course."

Lu Nan shook his head: "That's not the case."

Iori replied seriously, "Quite the opposite."

Kohei's hand trembled, and a photo fell right at Takahashi Rana's feet. She subconsciously looked down and saw three people in the photo dancing around a doe.