Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"Um... well, the director seems to need to talk to me, so I'll have to go now." Takahashi Rina's forced smile quickly faded, and she made up an excuse and ran off.

The three of them remained silent for a while.

"I'm telling you two..." Lu Nan said, somewhat speechless, "Aren't you being a little too neurotic?"

Kohei crossed his arms and looked away: "You should ask him about this, not me."

Iori rolled her eyes: "Isn't the one who's really guilty and has a problem someone else?"

Lu Nan sighed in the middle: "To be honest, I kind of regret not stopping you two back then, really."

"Mr. Ikegoshi! It's time to resume filming!"

"Yes, I'm here." Kohei replied, glancing at Iori before leaving.

Iori flew into a rage: "This guy is provoking me! He's definitely provoking me, isn't he?!"

Lu Nan shrugged: "Actually, I think it was just a simple glance, and Iori, is it possible that actually..."

"Kouhei just thought you liked that Miss Xiaolan, and was just protesting your heartless behavior?"

Iori paused: "Huh?"

Chapter 369 I've never felt so refreshed

Iori stiffly turned to look at Lu Nan: "You mean that guy thought I liked Miss Xiao Lan?"

Lu Nan nodded: "After all, you said back then that they were really a pair of great legs."

"No, this guy..." Iori looked at Kohei's back and suddenly laughed in exasperation. No, could this jerk be given a little more trust?

How can a single comment be interpreted in such a way?

Iori laughed a few times and then fell silent, because in a sense, he didn't really trust Kohei either.

Iori scratched his head in frustration and slumped his shoulders: "What an idiot..."

……

The subsequent filming did not go very smoothly, because Kohei's personality seemed to be inherently unsuitable for such public appearances.

Therefore, when it comes to food reviews, Kohei can only offer a few dry comments about the taste, which is completely unable to meet the director's expectations.

Even Kohei's past side hustle of reviewing and testing anime-related shops couldn't save him from his current clumsiness.

Back then, all you needed to do was eat the food and write a review; it's a completely different concept from now.

Kohei seemed to be sealed away when facing the camera; he looked extremely stiff and expressionless.

After Gengping only commented "[It tastes like shrimp]" when faced with a whole Australian lobster, everyone finally couldn't hold back anymore.

Mana Yoshihara, who was watching from below, covered her face and said, "Seriously... that review was terrible."

Chisa looked at the two people above her with some distress: "Is there any way to resolve this? This is really going to be difficult to handle..."

Yoshihara Aina suddenly remembered something, picked up the teleprompter, and stood up.

He held up the teleprompter behind the camera and showed it to Kohei.

[Using anime as an analogy]

After a pause, Kohei launched into a torrent of praise, startling Takahashi Rana who was standing next to him.

[Using voice actors as an example]

Kohei became even more enthusiastic, his words so intense that everyone felt the food on the table wasn't seafood but rather tribute to the emperor.

[Remember this feeling, then switch to a normal review]

Kohei was stunned, and after a moment of silence, he said, "It tastes like shrimp."

Yoshihara Aina sighed, "It still won't work."

"There's no other way, bring that out." The director's expression turned serious.

"that?"

The director looked somewhat proud: "It's bull penis soup and strong liquor, using exotic ingredients and drunkenness to create a climax!"

(The original story used bat soup, but I thought it was too unhygienic, so I changed it, and it's also easy to get diseases...)

This trick has always worked.

Xiao Lan did indeed give him the reaction he expected, and the director became even more smug. See? No one can escape his little combo! No one!

"And then there's Chi Yue. Let me see your shocked... expression?"

The director stared blankly at Gengping, who was calmly eating bull penis soup and drinking strong liquor.

There was absolutely no response.

He knelt weakly on the ground: "How could this... happen..."

“I’m sorry… after all, he receives highly specialized training every day…” Yoshihara Aina said helplessly.

"Hey, are you guys in trouble?"

"It seems we need the help of a master."

Lu Nan and Iori's voices came through.

The two leaned against an innocent tree trunk on the filming location, their faces bearing the expression of "[Yes, I am the savior]".

"Do you need our help?" Lu Nan raised an eyebrow.

The director immediately perked up: "Do you guys have a solution?!"

Lu Nan and Yi Zhi exchanged a smile.

"Hmph, there's no one in this world who understands him better than the two of us." Lu Nan chuckled and snapped his fingers: "Iori! Bring out the magic weapon!"

Iori reached into her phone and showed it to everyone; it contained a picture of Natsuyo Mizuki.

"What is this?" Yoshihara Aina asked curiously.

“You wouldn’t understand,” Iori said with a smug smile. “This is a voice simulator that I found online, and then I edited and compiled it.”

Lu Nan nodded: "After practicing it 81 times, it's almost perfect. Now I can imitate Mizuki Natsuyo's voice almost 90% accurately."

Although it still feels quite human-machine, it's more than enough to deal with that guy.

"But... what's the use of this?" the director asked, puzzled.

Lu Nan shook his head: "It seems you don't know that man well enough."

Lu Nan looked at the headset on a staff member's head: "Can I borrow this for a moment?"

The staff member was taken aback and looked at the director. The director nodded and took off the headset and handed it to Lu Nan.

Lu Nan brought the headset close to Yi Zhi's phone, and after Yi Zhi tapped the phone a few times, a sound came out of the phone.

"Kouhei, that is me, Mizuki Natsuyo."

Kohei, standing in the stands, suddenly jolted and then quickly looked around.

"Gengping, whatever you do, don't look over here."

Gengping froze on the spot, motionless like a primary school student.

"It really stopped moving," Yoshihara Mana said curiously. "That's amazing."

Iori smiled slightly: "Watch me now..."

He pressed a few buttons on his phone.

"Kouhei, that dish, I made it, was it good?"

Kohei froze, looked at the dishes on the plate in front of him, and with trembling hands, picked up a piece with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth to chew.

He then slammed his hand on the table and stood up abruptly: "Delicious! Absolutely delicious! I've never eaten such delicious food in my life! [The following 700 words of praise are omitted]"

Lu Nan nodded in satisfaction and looked at the director: "How is it? Is the effect acceptable?"

The director gave a thumbs up: "Excellent! Your expression is genuine and full of emotion! Please keep it up!"

Lu Nan nodded: "That's good, Iori, continue."

Iori nodded and pressed a few more times.

"Kouhei, have some wine too."

Kohei picked up the wine and savored it carefully: "Hmm, this wine tastes like silk..."

Yoshihara Mana became happy, it seemed like this was a sure thing: "Great job, you two, I didn't expect you to be so amazing."

Lu Nan shrugged: "It's mainly thanks to Dai Miao, although she's now forced to work as a mascot delivering food."

Chisa nodded: "But you two are also very capable. I thought you would use this to take advantage of Imamura-kun and make fun of him."

Lu Nan and Iori remained where they were.

Yoshihara Aina looked at Kohei, who was standing still in the stands, with some confusion: "What's wrong? Continue? The effect is so good, you should strike while the iron is hot..."

Yoshihara Aina turned around and was startled: "What, what's wrong with you two?"

Lu Nan and Yi Zhi stared intently at the headsets and phones in their hands.

Lu Nan smiled and said, "It's alright, we're fine..."

Iori smiled and said, "We're just..."

"I've never felt so refreshed."

Chapter 370 I really need to control you.

“Lunan, you know what I mean, right?” Iori asked.

Lu Nan said with an arrogant expression, "Of course, who do you think I am?"

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Iori frantically tapped a few buttons on her phone.

[Kouhei, the flowers on the table are beautiful, have some.]