"learn."
Lu Nan and Iori sandwiched Kohei in the middle, positioning him as the man on either side.
“Come on, I’ll say a sentence and you repeat it after me, okay?” Lu Nan asked seriously.
Kohei nodded: "Understood."
“Very well, then... Happy wedding, Miss Maya.”
"Happy marriage, Miss Maya."
"What kind of person is the other party?"
"What kind of person is the other party?"
"To be able to win the heart of a beauty like Miss Maya is truly enviable."
"To win the heart of a beauty like Miss Maya is truly enviable..." Kohei's voice suddenly stopped, and then his whole body began to convulse, as if he were about to mutate: "Envy, envy, envy, envy..."
"Holy crap! It's mutated!" Lu Nan exclaimed in shock, shouting, "Iori! Go! Slap him twice to bring him to his senses!"
"okay!"
With two sharp cracks, Gengping returned to normal, temporarily.
Lu Nan walked up to Senior A Shi and shook his head: "This won't work."
Iori chimed in, "It's obvious that you really want to let go, but your body is still a bit out of control, just like your biological clock."
Senior Ashi was also somewhat troubled.
Kohei slammed his fist on the ground in despair: "Damn it... As a role model for fans, I clearly hoped that KAYA-sama could find her own happiness... but I..."
Lu Nan sighed, "This is really a difficult situation. Are we just going to leave him out of the group?"
"Should we skip Kohei and go directly to offer our congratulations?" Iori thought for a moment. "It's not impossible. After all, if we can't solve the problem, running away is also an option."
"Absolutely not!" Kohei refused righteously, his tone so serious that there was no room for negotiation.
"First of all, as fans, we definitely want to see KAYA-sama find happiness. Secondly..." Kohei took a deep breath: "As a voice actress, her livelihood depends on popularity."
"Given the nature of her work, she must be very afraid of announcing her marriage."
“There’s even a possibility that some fans might verbally abuse her because of this, and even turn against her, which would be a blow to her.”
Chapter 446 A Real Man
“That does seem quite possible,” Lu Nan pondered. “After all, some fans might do some extreme things when they get excited.”
“After all, social media is such a terrifying thing.” Iori shook her head: “Gossip is a fearsome thing.”
Kohei nodded, now dressed in the same outfit he wore at the Mizuki Natsuyo fan meeting at Blue Ocean Women's University: "And I'm considered to be of a certain caliber among KAYA-sama's fans."
"Somewhat high-level?" Lu Nan's lips twitched.
Aina Yoshihara said helplessly, "I don't understand what the standard is."
Gengping thought for a moment: "Level 10 on Weibo Super Topic, moderator of KAYA Bar, group owner of a chat group with 10,000 followers, nicknamed 'The Flash of Calling'."
"Isn't this a bit of an exaggeration...?"
Kohei waved his hand: "None of that matters. What matters is that I hope, with the blessings of fans of my caliber, she'll feel that this marriage—"
"It is a very happy occasion."
Everyone fell silent; they had all sensed the deep emotions within this man's heart.
Lu Nan patted Geng Ping on the back: "You're really cool, aren't you?"
Iori looked at Kohei with a leisurely air: "Seriously, why did you have to look so handsome?"
"A very masculine expression," Senior A-Shou expressed his approval.
"Since we've come this far," Senior Ashou said, "I'll try my best to think of a solution for you."
Lu Nan looked at Geng Ping and said, "It's going to be a bit difficult to help this guy overcome conditioned reflexes and muscle memory."
Senior Ashi held up one finger: "Anyway, let's try our method first."
……
"Damn it! No way!" Iori slammed her fist on the table. "He can still answer the questions!!"
"Then there's no other way!" Lu Nan pushed up his glasses (an accessory): "Increase the dosage! Get ready! Inject!!"
"Damn it! It still doesn't work!"
"Then double it!!" Lu Nan roared, "Double it until the oceans evaporate and the moon falls!"
“…It’s impossible now.” Senior Ashi slumped to the ground in despair.
"Even if we double the dosage, spend a lot of time and effort trying repeatedly... it still won't work?" Senior Ashou covered his face: "What will our future be like?"
"Why haven't you lost your memory yet! You've lost your memory!!" Lu Nan shook Gengping.
"I said, that's enough!" Yoshihara Aina shouted helplessly, "Even if you make him drink more alcohol, it won't erase memories from years ago, right?! You're going to kill him before he even loses his memory!!"
When Yoshihara Aina returned after making the phone call, the scene she saw made her eyes go black.
"Damn it, I'm really at a loss now..." Lu Nan slumped to the ground, as if all his strength had been drained: "Dai Miao just went to the gym too, what am I going to do without him..."
"What should I do?" Iori scratched his head in frustration.
Yoshihara Aina's eye twitched: "If I remember correctly, you guys only tried this method of getting people drunk, right?"
Hamaoka Azusa asked, "By the way, Mana, what did Maya's sister say about the gift?"
Mana Yoshihara waved her phone: "Kanako said that Maya really wants a toaster."
"A toaster? That sounds great." Nana leaned over and said, "It would make making breakfast so much easier."
“Yes, and I’ve heard that the cheaper the toaster, the better the bread tastes.” Hamaoka Azusa nodded.
"Pfft!!" Gengping suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, startling Lu Nan and the others into a daze.
"Holy crap!" Lu Nan snapped out of his daze: "Kouhei, what's wrong with you?!"
"Hiss, something's not right?" Iori gritted her teeth: "Did something in those conversations just now touch a nerve with this guy?"
Kohei lay on the ground, sobbing, and stretched out his hand: "Waaah... Speaking of toasters... Kaya-sama will make breakfast for her husband in her new home... Just thinking about that makes me... Pfft!"
Gengping coughed up another mouthful of blood, and his hand fell limply to the ground.
"Holy crap! Shou! Quick, get an AED!" Senior Shi shouted.
(AED: Automated External Defibrillator)
Senior Asahi rushed to Iori's room, which was also the club room: "Kouhei! Don't die!"
……
Everyone gathered around Kohei and breathed a sigh of relief; it seemed the situation had stabilized.
"That was a close call..." Ah Shou breathed a sigh of relief.
Senior Ah Shou nodded: "I didn't expect that first aid training would come in handy at a time like this."
Lu Nan sighed as he looked at Kōhei, who was convulsing on the ground: "At this rate, forget about congratulating him. He'll probably just self-destruct the moment he steps into the scene."
Iori shook his head: "His body is no longer under his own control."
"Has it reached the point where spinal reflexes are triggered?"
"Or rather, the deeper psychological level."
"Ugh……"
"Good afternoon... What are you all doing?" Banami looked at the situation inside the room with some confusion: "Are you playing role-playing games?"
“The situation is like this,” Yoshihara Mana leaned closer, “like this, like this, like this…”
“Oh~” Banami nodded: “It is indeed a bit difficult, but I remember that…”
She looked down and rummaged through her bag: "Oh, right, this one!"
Banami took the contents of her bag out: "《The First Hypnotherapy》! I bought this to hypnotize myself when I was under a lot of pressure to finish a manuscript, although it doesn't seem to work for me much."
She held up the book: "How about using this to solve Kohei's deep-seated psychological problems?"
"I see." Lu Nan patted Banami's head approvingly: "Great idea, Anja, you're really something."
"Hum~"
Kohei sat up and shook his head dismissively: "Hmph, don't think this kind of thing will work on me."
"Really?" Hamaoka Azusa picked up the book: "Let me see... This therapy is particularly effective for the following groups: [people who are easily convinced], [people who are easily obsessed with something], and [people who are naturally naive]."
Kohei scoffed: "Look at this, it's simply..."
"An absolutely outrageous match." ×N
"Why?!" Kohei pointed at himself in despair. "Do I look like a complete airhead?!"
Yoshihara Aina looked at Hamaoka Azusa: "What should we do?"
Hamaoka Azusa looked at the book: "It says that the first thing to do is to get him into a relaxed state."
Iori nodded: "So it's what's called a trance state, right?"
Lu Nan's eyes lit up: "This is something I'm good at!"
Iori looked at Lu Nan suspiciously: "You?"
Lu Nan nodded: "That's right. When the time comes, I'll control the force and slap him on the head, and he should be completely stunned."
Chapter 447 Meditation
“Actually, I think if we really did it the way you said, it wouldn’t just be a daze.” Iori laughed in exasperation: “It would be like slapping a revolving lantern in the face.”
Lu Nan shrugged: "But this way it's definitely more convenient and faster. I'll control my strength."
"Come on, Kohei doesn't deserve to die." Iori waved her hand. "Let me think... speaking of Kohei's relaxed state..."
ten minutes later……
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