Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Kohei sat cross-legged on the ground, surrounded by Lala Zi dolls, Lala Zi animations, and the complete collection of Lala Zi audio.

But this guy clearly didn't seem to be in a daze at all.

"How are you feeling?" Iori asked. "Do you feel a little dazed now?"

After a moment of silence, Kohei decisively shook his head: "What kind of person do you take me for?"

Lu Nan thought for a moment: "A severe lesbian fetishist."

"Heh, even if you praise me like that, I won't be happy."

"Ugh, don't make that tsundere face like you do in anime, it's disgusting."

"Ahem." Kohei coughed twice and said seriously, "Since you've all praised me so much, you should understand that merchandise of this level is impossible for me, right?"

Iori rolled her eyes: "You're such a nuisance."

Lu Nan understood: "I see. Shall we get some even rarer treasures?"

As he spoke, he looked at Yoshihara Mana, who was best friends with Maya's younger sister Kanako, so they would have to rely on her for this.

"Sigh... Fine then." Yoshihara Aina reluctantly left the house.

“If you want anything about Maya, I have some here too.” Hamaoka Azusa leaned closer: “I still have some videos and stuff from when we went out together on my phone.”

Oh right, Zijie and Maya are best friends.

Thirty minutes later...

Kohei sat cross-legged on the spot, surrounded by limited edition Lala cosplay figures, Maya's personal photos, and Maya's personal karaoke videos.

Iori, panting, said, "Now you have nothing to say, right?!"

"These are precious video and audio recordings that we only got with the help of Azusa-senpai and Kanako!" Yoshihara Aina wiped the sweat from her forehead. "This should be enough!"

"Hmph." Kohei laughed: "Being too excited makes it hard to relax."

Lu Nan's temples bulged with veins: "What exactly do you want?!"

Iori turned around and waved her hand: "Lu Nan, just smash his head in. Keeping someone like that around is a menace."

"Right on my mind!"

"No!" Yoshihara Aina grabbed Lu Nan's arm tightly. "If we beat him up now, it'll be even harder to make him relax!"

"I f*** you..."

"So, what does the book say?" Senior Ashou asked.

Hamaoka Azusa flipped through the book and read aloud, "It says that you can create a relaxed state through meditation and soothing music."

"Good idea, why don't we try meditation?"

Without further ado, everyone sat down cross-legged in a circle in the hall.

To be honest, Lu Nan felt this was a scene from a movie about eliminating three pests, making him almost want to shout, "It's almost time!"

Moreover, perhaps because he spent a lot of time with his older brother when he was young, Lu Nan is a restless person. The last time he heard the word "meditation" was in a story.

A short story about a monk who can't calm his mind while meditating. The young monk even hallucinates because his mind wanders during meditation.

Lu Nan now feels like he might be hallucinating.

Because he could hear the sounds of eating, drinking, and even felt someone touching him.

How despicable! In order to prevent him from meditating on his inner demons, he actually conjured up appetite, lust, and sexual desire?

Lu Nan sighed deeply. It seemed he really wasn't cut out for meditation.

I don't know how the others are doing.

Lu Nan opened his eyes and looked at everyone. The first person he saw was Banami sitting next to him. She had her eyes closed and looked very serious, provided she didn't put something in her mouth to eat.

Regardless of where this person conjured up such a huge pile of snacks in front of her and was able to precisely eat the snacks she wanted, just judging from the order, she was about to eat potato chips. Was this person really here to meditate or to cause trouble?

A hand slid down Lu Nan's neck and touched his face, and then casually touched his mouth.

Lu Nan's eye twitched. What did this mean? Whose subordinate was it?

He turned his head and saw that Senior Sister Zi was calmly closing her eyes, seemingly completely immersed in meditation.

But her two hands, like a cat's tail, were out of control, wandering all over Lu Nan's body.

The sound of clinking bottles rang out. Lu Nan looked in the direction of the sound and saw that Senior Shi and Senior Shou were drinking with their eyes closed. Their clothes had disappeared without a trace, and there was more than one bottle next to them. It was obvious that they had just sat down and started drinking.

Lu Nan thought it was a hallucination, but it turned out to be all real!

"Are you guys really here to meditate?!"

……

Lu Nan stood angrily with his hands behind his back, pacing back and forth in front of the group. He was almost dumbfounded with anger: "Fine, fine, one of you eats, one of you touches, and the rest of you drink, drink, drink. Are you really meditating?"

Banami wiped her mouth and said seriously, "Yes!"

Lu Nan rolled his eyes: "You didn't even wipe your mouth clean!"

Banami stuck out her tongue to wipe the crumbs from her mouth, then put on a serious expression.

Lu Nan was speechless.

"And what about you? What's your situation?" Lu Nan asked.

"I was just... meditating normally." Hamaoka Azusa didn't think there was anything strange about what she was doing.

Lu Nan laughed angrily: "Is that really normal?"

“Really?” Hamaoka Azusa nodded.

Lu Nan tugged at his clothes: "You've rubbed my stomach raw, are you sure this is normal?!"

Hamaoka Azusa scratched her cheek. Actually, she had been meditating seriously at first, but for some reason, Lu Nan suddenly appeared in her mind, and then she couldn't stop.

Hamaoka Azusa looked away: "It's normal. I used to do it the same way. It's probably just a subconscious habit."

"Oh, that does seem to be true."

Lu Nan finally turned to look at his seniors: "By the way, where are you seniors? Why are you suddenly drinking?"

Senior Ashi coughed twice: "It's probably just an unconscious, spontaneous behavior of the body, just like before."

Senior Ashou nodded seriously: "You could say that you've entered a state of selflessness."

Chapter 448 Hypnotherapy

God the hell, a state of selflessness, where man and wine become one.

"Why don't you give it a try?" Senior Shi said, handing over the wine in his hand.

"Yeah, maybe it can put you into a trance-like state." Senior Shou also handed over the drink.

"Are you sure you entered a trance state and not a state of being completely drunk?"

Lu Nan stared silently at the wine bottle in front of him, then took it and pulled over Iori, who was dozing off beside him: "Here, this is for you."

Iori was about to fall asleep while meditating when Lu Nan suddenly woke her up. When she opened her eyes, she saw wine in front of her and thought she was attending a party, so she took it and started drinking.

Under the hypnotic influence of the coin constantly swaying in Lu Nan's hand, Iori quickly stood still, looking dazed.

"It went very smoothly." Senior Shi was somewhat surprised.

Lu Nan laughed: "What an innocent man."

"Should we give it a try?" Hamaoka Azusa suggested.

Lu Nan looked at Iori, who remained motionless despite being pushed twice by Chisa, and fell into deep thought: "That makes sense. Let's try it out."

"Raise your right hand," Senior Ashi said.

Iori suddenly raised her left hand.

"?" Lu Nan stared in disbelief. "Has this guy's brain been affected by alcohol? He can't tell left from right?"

“Imitate a stranded fish,” Senior A-Shou said.

Iori suddenly did a somersault and landed face down on the ground, thrashing about with her hips as a support. Even Lu Nan felt a bit of a pain just watching her.

"That's interesting, I'll join in too." Hamaoka Azusa chuckled, "Strike a pose like a gravure idol."

Iori struck an incredibly alluring pose on the ground.

Lu Nan held up his phone: "This is pretty good. We'll put this at Iori's engagement party."

"Oh! I see!" Yoshihara Aina became interested: "From now on, we'll have to wear clothes to parties..."

“That won’t do.” Iori’s eyes suddenly became incredibly clear, and she reached out to stop Yoshihara Mana from continuing.

"Tch..." Yoshihara Aina clicked her tongue inwardly. It seemed that her dream of having a normal party had been shattered once again.

"Ah! What's wrong with me!" Iori jumped up, her face filled with terror.

"What? The hypnosis is off?" Lu Nan was a little disappointed: "I haven't even had a chance to play yet, I've been busy taking pictures."

"No, what do you take me for, you bastard!"

"Toy?"

"your."

Senior Ashi looked at the swaying coin and said, "Iori might not be the type to be easily influenced by suggestions."

Senior A-Shou nodded: "After all, those criteria didn't quite apply to him."

“Speaking of being naturally airheaded…” Yoshihara Mana seemed to suddenly remember something and walked up to Nanaka: “Nanaka-nee, take a look at this.”

"What's wrong...?"

Nana's eyes glazed over, and she stood there swaying unsteadily.

"Wow, I can't believe it actually worked!" Yoshihara Aina looked at the coin in her hand in disbelief. "What should we do next?"

"Well done, Aina!" Hamaoka Azusa said enthusiastically, "At times like this, you definitely have to ask some embarrassing questions, right? Hehehe!"

"Both her smile and her words are so lewd, Sister Zi..."

Chisa looked at her sister with some worry, but her eyes were drawn to Iori, who was grinning mischievously beside her.