Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Lu Nan began sending radio waves.

[What the hell is going on between you two?]

[This drink has way too much! We'll both be passed out after drinking it. Lu Nan, it's your turn!]

【Damn it!】

Chapter 93 Don't Attack Lu Nan (Bonus Chapter with Author's Certification and Title)

These two teammates are really going to kill me, damn it.

Lu Nan chuckled awkwardly, "Hahaha, yeah, I'm really thirsty! Thank you! Thank you! Kohei!"

After downing a glass of wine, Lu Nan nearly rolled his eyes. This was practically a lethal dose for these two.

After Jamie finishes this drink, he'll have to activate his fourth alcohol form and unlock a skill of dubious significance.

Banami looked at Lu Nan, who had suddenly collapsed to the ground, with a bewildered expression: "Lu Nan, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Nan covered his mouth: "No, no, it's nothing."

Seeing the confusion, Hana turned back and continued making the okonomiyaki.

Lu Nan grabbed Iori and Kohei by the collar with a ferocious look on his face: "What the hell are you two trying to do? Adding so much stuff, are you trying to blow up Chisa with an alcohol bomb, you bastards!"

Iori broke out in a cold sweat: "That was clearly beyond our control!"

Kohei looked guilty: "No, that's not right. I added the amount based on the amount that could be given to Iori in one shot, so it can't be wrong!"

"Damn it, you two mints, stop screwing up your teammates and go learn how to make okonomiyaki! Watch me!"

Lu Nan straightened his clothes and strode forward: "Ba Nai, see I'm here to help you?"

Banami glanced at Lunan: "Okay, be careful not to burn it."

Lu Nan naturally stood next to Banami and began to prepare the magical little dish.

As the work was nearing completion, Lu Nan secretly took a packet of unidentified powder from Dai Miao, who had been lurking behind him, and began adding it to the okonomiyaki.

A wicked smile appeared on Lu Nan's face.

Hehehe! Get ready, Banami! This is my collection of super-compressed bread powder that's incredibly useful. Just eat it and let it soak up some water, and it'll start expanding like crazy!

This time you're definitely going to get a taste of charcoal!

Don't be like those two idiots before, adding both portions! I'm going to bet my life on you, Banami!!!

Lu Nan turned around with a smile and brought out two plates of specially prepared okonomiyaki with extra toppings. "Hanami, are you hungry? I just made two portions so we can share..."

He stared blankly at Banami, whose mouth was bulging, and Chisa, who looked apologetic.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Lu Nan, I didn't know you wanted to too... so I swapped with Banami and we ate together." Chisa felt very embarrassed, wondering if she had interrupted someone else's good time.

Lu Nan's smile froze instantly: "No, it's nothing, then..."

After swallowing what was in her mouth, Banami pointed with her chopsticks at Iori's side and said, "Why don't we just give it to them? They haven't eaten anything anyway."

Lu Nan silently took the plate and walked over.

"Iori, Kohei, eat."

"Wow! It looks pretty good, and you even added sesame seeds."

"I'm starving, give it to me quickly!"

The two took the plate without thinking, picked up their chopsticks, grabbed some meat, and stuffed it into their mouths.

"Wow! Lu Nan, your cooking skills are pretty good!"

"Yes, it also has a wonderfully gritty texture, not bad."

Under Lu Nan's sorrowful gaze, the two suddenly stopped eating.

The plate clattered to the ground, and Iori clutched her throat in anguish.

Kohei knelt on the ground, clutching his stomach in despair.

“Damn it, damn it, what the hell did you do when you fell down…” A ferocious growl squeezed out of Iori’s throat.

"My stomach, my stomach! I'm so hungry! Oh! So full!!!" Kohei opened his mouth wide like a fish dying of thirst.

Lu Nan turned his head away awkwardly: "Well, it's just that we added some things to make us feel full."

......

Lu Nan was grabbed by the collar by the two men who had just come out of the toilet: "Is this bastard getting revenge on us?!"

Lu Nan turned his head away guiltily: "This, this is all due to force majeure."

Kohei's lips twitched: "What happened to make this an unavoidable event?"

The production was now complete, and everyone had basically learned how to make okonomiyaki. Hamaoka Azusa was now checking everyone's work.

"Mmm, the food tastes great! Everyone's cooking is especially good, especially Chisa and Banami's."

Xiao Zibinbin

"Hehe, thank you, Sister Zi~"

"It's not as good as Sister Zi's..."

Hamaoka Azusa waved her hand: "Anyway, it's just for selling at the festival, so it's more than enough."

"Alright, let's start eating. Xiaoshou and the others probably won't be back until tonight."

The group sat down at a small table to eat, but beneath the calm surface lay a turbulent undercurrent.

After all, Lu Nan and his team haven't achieved their goal yet.

"Ah, this is exactly what we need right now, isn't it?" Iori slowly stood up.

Kohei quickly pulled out a case of beer: "I guess I still need to have a sip, right?!"

Chisa said with a blank expression, "No, I don't need it."

Hanami and Hamaoka Azusa's eyes lit up and they took a few bottles.

Hanami felt uncomfortable eating without drinking something, while Hamaoka Azusa simply wanted to drink.

"Hoo-ha~ That's delicious~ You guys are really thoughtful." Hamaoka Azusa smiled and rested her hands on the table. "Just like Nanaka said, they're such adorable juniors~"

"Nanaka-nee?" Iori was taken aback. "Are Azusa-senpai and Nanaka very close?"

"Yeah, they're best friends, they talk on the phone all the time." Senior Azusa squinted at Iori.

Upon hearing the words "phone call," dead memories instantly resurfaced in Iori's mind.

"Senior Azusa, let me explain!" Iori immediately erupted in anger.

"Well, come over here, I have something I want to tell you."

Hamaoka Azusa led Iori aside.

"Senior Azusa, AiV and GeGe are all misunderstandings!" Iori said anxiously.

"That kind of thing doesn't really matter," Hamaoka Azusa said with a smile.

"No, no, no, this is not unrelated at all, is it?" Iori suddenly felt extremely frustrated.

"Of course it's okay, because your senior, Azusa, is also a dual-wielder, and it works with both men and women." Hamaoka Azusa turned her head with a smile.

"Huh?" Iori felt like a bomb had exploded in her head, and she almost screamed out loud.

Hamaoka Azusa swiftly grabbed his neck, silencing him completely: "Don't be so surprised, I'm happy to have a junior with similar interests~"

"But..." Hamaoka Azusa's smiling eyes slowly widened, a cold glint flashing in her purple pupils. Iori felt the hand gripping her neck tighten. "But you absolutely cannot lay a hand on Lu Nan, okay?"

"I've been waiting for Lu Nan for a long time, although I don't mind waiting indefinitely."

"But if someone were to come along and cause Lu Nan to completely change something, I wonder what Senior Zi would do?"

"So, Iori," Hamaoka Azusa released her hand and patted Iori's shoulder, "don't do anything silly, okay?"

"Otherwise, Senior Azusa, I'll just personally transform you from a man into a woman."

Chapter 94 Sister Zi, save me!

Iori forced a smile that looked more like a grimace, and involuntarily squeezed her legs together.

"Hey, hey~" Iori gave a genuine smile; there was no way to explain this situation now.

What if, after explaining, Azusa-senpai thinks I'm deliberately hiding something? Wouldn't that mean saying goodbye to Iori?

Hamaoka Azusa patted Iori on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Alright, let's go eat."

As if granted a pardon, Iori immediately shrank back into her original seat.

Everyone continued eating happily, as if nothing had happened.

When Kohei saw Iori return looking constipated, he couldn't help but grab his neck and ask, "Hey! What's wrong with you?!"

Iori shook her head repeatedly; that was a secret that couldn't be told.

"Okay, I don't care what happened, but I hope you haven't forgotten our goal. If you keep going like this, you'll either end up participating in a phallic event and becoming a monkey or wearing a JK uniform and becoming a gigolo, you bastard! Cheer up!"

"No, no, no, you don't understand how serious this is! I almost said goodbye to my little brother!"

Behind the two, Hamaoka Azusa, who had already returned, immediately revealed a teasing smile. So that's how it is. Nanaka had really startled her when she told her that Lu Nan was also in that room.

If all this preparation goes wrong, and Lu Nan ends up being my best friend, that would be really funny.

The fact that this small gathering is still going on means that the war is far from over.

Lu Nan and Dai Miao chose the simplest and most effective method: they started feeding Banami directly.

Meanwhile, Iori and Kohei were having a blast, ordering drinks and shaved ice, but unfortunately, they all ran out of food and ended up in their mouths.

Even Daimiao was forced to drink two cups; these two teammates really did all sorts of bad things.

In the end, Iori and Kohei also burned out completely, collapsing to the ground, unable to rise again.

"What have you two been doing since just now? It's been so weird." Chisa looked at Iori and the other person on the ground with a puzzled expression after clearing away the plates.

"You two are really lively." Banai was thoroughly enjoying being fed by Lu Nan from beginning to end, radiating an aura of "I'm so happy".