Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

But Lu Nan, who had been constantly passing plates of grilled meat to her since the beginning, was already sweating profusely. Holy crap, how could she still eat? Was her stomach a bottomless pit?! This was already the fifth plate!

"Hey, silly meow, go get another plate..."

"Boss, are we sure we can make Banami faint by feeding her like this?"

"..."

Hamaoka Azusa's expression gradually turned strange as she watched the lively scene: "Um, can I ask you a question?"

She looked at Iori and the other person: "What do you want to do by getting Chisa drunk?"

Before Lu Nan's gloating expression could fully unfold, he was cut off by Hamaoka Azusa's next words: "And Lu Nan, is there something you want to say to Banami that you've been trying to please her?"

The expressions of the three people froze instantly.

"Hahaha, what is Azusa-senpai saying? I don't understand at all, hahaha."

"Yeah, yeah, how could someone do something so outrageous? Don't just spout nonsense, hahaha."

"Sister Zi is joking again, hahaha, look how funny Sister Zi is, hahaha..."

"Meow?"

Hamaoka Azusa leaned closer to the three of them: "I have some ideas about what you're trying to do with all this~"

Chisa and Banami huddled behind Hamaoka Azusa in perfect unison, watching the three of them warily.

"No, that's not it!"

"If this keeps up, the police will call you and you'll be arrested!"

"Sister Zi, I'm begging you, if you keep driving, I'll soon follow in Senior Yan's footsteps!"

Hamaoka Azusa smiled with satisfaction: "Then just tell me what you want to do, right?"

The three exchanged a glance, their faces showing a resigned acceptance of death.

"Since that's the case, there's nothing we can do!"

"No more tricks, Chisa!"

"Hanami, prepare to be attacked!"

The two female leads looked even more terrified, hugging each other and looking pitiful and helpless.

The three of them bowed deeply in unison.

"Enter the beauty pageant! Hanami! Chisa!"

"Huh? I don't want to."

"I'm not going. I'd never bother with an event like that."

Chisa and Banami refused decisively.

"Please, Chisa!"

"I don't want to be a gaga!"

"No means no." Chisa turned her head away.

"Those two scumbags will kneel down completely naked! Please, Banami!"

"Huh?" Banami narrowed her eyes slightly: "I'm not interested in either of them, but if you're willing to kneel down completely naked, I might consider it?"

"No, then give me a straight answer! What if you're plotting against me?!"

Hamaoka Azusa was amused by the amusement in front of her: "Hahaha, I'm talking about the three of you. You can't ask someone for help like this."

Hamaoka Azusa wiped away her tears and held up one finger: "You'd better explain your reasons for pleading properly, okay?"

The three looked at each other, and finally made up their minds: since that was the case, there was no other way.

"If Banami and Chisa participate, they'll definitely win! Then we won't have to participate in the men's competition." Lu Nan lifted up the doe-cat: "Doe-cat is so cute! Please!"

"My senior said the club is running out of funds, and if we don't get the prize money, the three of us will have to become male escorts!" Iori cried, tears streaming down her face.

"My life... Waaaaah..." Kohei knelt on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably.

Hamaoka Azusa had an "I see" look on her face: "Oh, I see. So what do you guys think? Hachi and Chihiro?"

"Absolutely not."

"Lu Nan, I'll dedicate my share of the flower tickets to your path of becoming a male escort, okay?"

"No way!"

Seeing the two women enter the house with the plates, Lu Nan and his two companions immediately wilted like frostbitten eggplants.

"So it still doesn't work? Damn it!"

"I had expected this. Looks like I have no choice but to accept my fate."

"Do you think it's okay for me to tell my senior that I and Dai Miao are just performing, not selling our bodies?"

Hamaoka Azusa's small eyes darted around, and an idea came to her. She sat cross-legged on the chair and said, "Lu Nan, maybe I can help you, senior?"

The three of them were stunned.

Iori was the first to react, grabbing the dorky cat into her arms and shoving Lunan into a ramming motion: "Go for it, Lunan! My and Kohei's virginity depends on you to protect it!"

"Damn it!"

Lu Nan glared angrily at the two scumbags who had already slipped away, and then suspiciously approached Hamaoka Azusa.

"Zi, Sister Zi? I wonder what your insights are?"

"Lu Nan, do you think Zi-jie is pretty?" Hamaoka Zi blinked.

"Of course!"

"Does Azusa-nee win if she participates?" Hamaoka Azusa couldn't help but laugh at the thought of what she was going to do later.

"Yes! Sister Zi, save me!"

Chapter 95 You vixen!

How could Lu Nan not have thought of that? Oh right! There's still Senior Zi here!

If Senior Azusa were willing to make an appearance, it would definitely be a scene of instant domination!

"That's great! Senior Azusa, you're willing..." Hamaoka Azusa gently pressed her finger against Lu Nan's lips, her eyes crinkling with a smile.

Whether you're willing or not depends on your performance, right?

Lu Nan's excited expression froze instantly, and he asked uncertainly, "So, does this depend on my performance?"

Hamaoka Azusa smiled and said, "Turn around first, and I'll tell you."

Although Lu Nan was a little confused, he still turned around.

The look of confusion quickly turned into shock, then disbelief, and finally a blush.

"Zi, Sister Zi?"

"what happened?"

"you......"

"Shh, don't worry, I'll tell you the answer in a little while."

Hamaoka Azusa excitedly clenched his paw. It felt just as good as he had imagined. It was different from touching it when he was asleep. It felt even more exciting when he was awake!

A moment later, Hamaoka Azusa released her grip, feeling refreshed.

Lu Nan quickly turned around, not daring to turn his back to her anymore. If he had known that boys could be... Waaah!

"Azusa-senpai, can you please help me?"

Hamaoka Azusa nodded: "Of course."

The moment Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, Hamaoka Azusa's face was filled with a wicked smile again: "But your senior Azusa participated last year, so she can't participate today."

Lu Nan felt like he almost suffocated, his head was so red it felt like it was on fire.

"Well, you witch!"

Hamaoka Azusa completely ignored Lu Nan's accusations, tilting her head and sticking out her tongue in a cute manner.

Seeing her obvious determination to back down, Lu Nan felt helpless.

Damn it!

......

"We're back! How did it go this afternoon? Did you learn anything?" Ah Shi and Senior Ah Shou walked in carrying large and small bags.

"Little Shou is back! The kids are great, they've basically learned everything." Hamaoka Azusa smiled playfully, "They're all learning very diligently."

"Oh! The seniors are back! Did you bring me a drink?" Hanami went over to them.

Senior A-Shi flashed his bright white teeth: "Of course! I bought a lot!"

He lifted the bag, placed it on the table, and took out the contents of the bag under Banami's excited gaze.

"Island beer! Let's party tonight!" Senior Shi raised both hands.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!"

The light in Banami's eyes faded, and she sat back down at the girl's table.

"I was so stupid, really. I only knew that the seniors went out, but I forgot who they were..."

Hamaoka Azusa laughed so hard tears almost came out: "Hahahaha, Hachi-kun, you're so funny, hahahaha!"

The girls' table was filled with laughter and chatter, while the boys' table looked rather gloomy.

"What? Is that not allowed?" Senior Ashi looked at the three people and the cat in front of him with a troubled expression.

"I've tried my best, Oyster." Lu Nan hugged the silly cat and rested his head on its little head. Even now, he still felt a strange sensation in his own drum.

"It feels like we've lost even our last lifeline." Iori slumped weakly onto the table.

"Looks like I have no choice but to participate in the male organ competition." Kohei looked pained; as a veteran anime fan, this was the thing he feared most.

"Well, there are other options, actually."